It's bordering on parody. I felt more like they were laughing at us with this and it's insulting to the comics it's based from. Marvel has no respect for Thor
spiderverse is way out of place there. should have used The Suicide Squad or Deadpool
>low quality Spider-Man merch, so wacky! >cringe Raimi dance scene, so wacky it hurts! >beloved superhero is an irresponsible lardass, wacky levels rising! >there's always a USB goober, wacky bonanza! >iconic catchphrases are overplayed, wacky to the max! >there were soooo many various alternate Spider-Men, isn't that wacky! >lol the multiverse Spider-Men are one note gags as opposed to their source material, but they're soooooo wacky!!!!
All of Lord and Miller's licensed IP movies have this same energy where their only source of humor is acknowledging and mocking the source material or stuff related to it in a meta way rather than finding "in-universe" humor potential, 21 Jump Street had it, Lego Movie had it, Lego Batman had it, and Spider-Verse had it. My guess is they also made a mockery of Solo and that's why Disney fired and replaced them. Not that the Solo we got was good, just pointing out their MO.
You asked how they made fun of the source material and its fans, and I answered, if pointing out Lord and Miller's smarmy comedy style makes me bitter so be it
>>lol the multiverse Spider-Men are one note gags as opposed to their source material, but they're soooooo wacky!!!!
Black person please
Spider-Gwen was better, Spider-Ham is on character, Peni is an improvement over the comic as well, 2099 was cool. The only joke ones are Noir and 60s cartoon and even then Noir was cool.
>Spider-Gwen was better,
Nope, exact same garbage as the comics except aged down and amnesiac when it comes to Peter so she can be shipped with Miles >Peni is an improvement over the comic as well
Hell no, not saying the comic is good in any way but the "How To Draw Manga" tier anime mockery is in no way good either >2099 was cool
He was in it for five seconds >even then Noir was cool.
And a joke compared to the source material
This wasn't a movie interested in exploring Spider-Man's multiverse, this was a movie interested in pushing Miles, and to do that they added a bunch of "silly ridiculous alternate Spider-Men" so no one is allowed to question why the hell are they pushing Miles, but they couldn't find enough silly alternates so they just fricked up existing serious takes.
>anime mockery is in no way good either
It's great, actually. >not saying the comic is good in any way
So, you're basically just being a contrarian numpty.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's great, actually.
Nope, it's embarrassing and arrogant, making fun of anime on a level this superficial went out of fashion 20 years ago.
>So, you're basically just being a contrarian numpty.
I'm not saying it's good, but I'm not saying it's bad either, I'm sure there are people who liked that take who were disappointed the one shot they had at a high production adaptation was wasted on an unrelated moe parody.
You can only do it once because after that the audience isn’t invested in joke characters
Hence why GotG2 is absolutely bottom of the barrel trash >bbbut I liked it
Nah
Won what? They still make shitton of money, despite few whiners on the internet. In few years people will only remember him as a whiny old man yelling at clouds, who think his pretentious movies are art.
Lol. In a few years, nobody will remember the Thor movies, everyone will still consider Goodfellas and Taxi Driver as some of the greatest movies ever made.
Yeah, yeah, and Kathleen Kennedy is getting fired any minute now, you just watch! Just like Nerdorotic, Critical Drinker, Clown Fish and Doomwiener has been saying for years now!
>all the damage she's done.
Everyone still saw the Rise of Skywalker, either by paying or otherwise.
People still signed up for D+ to watch the mediocre to downright shit shows. Or didn't sign up, depending on how often you torrent.
People still buy the mediocre games like BF2 and Jedi Fallen Order.
People still buy the lego sets and funko pops.
Then you have the icon that is baby yeed.
Then you still have people paying 5k for the whatever stuff at Disneyworld/Land/wherever.
If TLJ had really done even half the damage Cinemaphile, reddit and youtubers like to claim, none of these things would've come to pass. Disney's killed plans and projects for less. Rise still clocked a billion dollars, something a movie about Han "clap" Solo couldn't do, even after the TLJ fiasco.
I'll never get the MCUgays reeeeing over him. He didn't even say the movies are bad, just that they're not art. He said they're like fun theme park rides. What's wrong with that? The absolute insecurity of MCUgays.
>“I don’t see them. I tried, you know? But that’s not cinema,” Scorsese told Empire magazine. “Honestly, the closest I can think of them, as well made as they are, with actors doing the best they can under the circumstances, is theme parks. It isn’t the cinema of human beings trying to convey emotional, psychological experiences to another human being.”
How is that saying they're shit? He's just saying they're entertaining but not trying to be meaningful cinema. What's wrong with that? Can't homosexuals just accept that their movies are hugely popular? Does everyone also have to worship them too?
>How is that saying they're shit?
Anon, in that very quote you posted he said: >It isn’t the cinema of human beings trying to convey emotional, psychological experiences to another human being.”
>He's just saying they're entertaining but not trying to be meaningful cinema.
The problem is you're thinking in a false dichotomy that cinema is either "enteraining blockbusters" or "meaningful cinema". Cinema is a range of things. Scorcese is absolutely saying they are shit when he said that about quote. Even films that aren't "meaningful cinema" can convery emotion or psychological experiences. He absolutely belives they are damaging cinema.
You seem to be lessening his tone as if he is just saying "they are forgettable entertainment" when he's actively saying they are damaging.
>Can't homosexuals just accept that their movies are hugely popular?
He's more just lamenting the overall damage that MCU has done to cinema as a whole. Corporations like Disney have a stranglehold on cinemas which means they can control them. And now with streaming they have more influence. A component of popularity will always be about what is being put out there and big budget movies have forced out mid level or low budget movies (aside from certain genre films) out the cinema. And this in turn damages the art of the movies getting made and what people are aiming for. Everyone wants an MCU and a franchise and it worsens the issues.
And lamenting that this is happening is NOT the same as someone refusing to accept a situation. You can accept the reality of a situation without liking it.
Read between the lines, man. The fact that Scorcesegays gobble it up as validation of their hatred for Marvel is proof enough that the guy was shitting on them.
>says this while Tom Cruise and Jim Cameron (soon) are dabbing on capeshitters, people are returning to theaters en masse, Netflix and other streamers are shitting the bed and Phase 4 clearly shows the MCU in steady decline
I don't know anon, things seem brighter than they have been in years.
Cruiseis pushing 60 anon, he can't keep risking his life for our entertainment much longer and his movies are all him, no one watches MI for anyone else.
As for Avatar, we'll see.
It's funny because there's very little wokeshit in it.
Valkyrie is a dyke, but only talks about how the women she loved died.
Korg is "gay" but that's only because his species only has one sex.
There's no antagonism between Thor and Jane, there's no "Mjolnir chose her because she's better" girl power crap, it literally works for her because Mjolnir's spell internalized Thor's love for her back when they lived together.
Granted, Valk does fill the "hypercompetent lady" role, the brains of the team, but that's because she's playing (ironically) straight man to Thor and Jane, both of whom are kinda just bumbling around trying to brute force things.
People have grown to a point where even a 'bit' of wokeshit pisses them off
Not even taking the most socially accepted gay pairing [dykes] will stop it
2 years ago
Anonymous
>"people"
LOL we all know it's the same group that has been obsessed with that term and using it as an excuse to justify their miserable lifes
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wokeness needs to die
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're not man enough to kill it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wait, we are relying on HIM doing something? Frick I better start getting a taste for s oy lattes then.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Everything triggers people these days. People are being brainwashed into being culture warriors left and right (literally).
2 years ago
Anonymous
pretty much and even when some movie arent "woke" and actually cast the actor/actress according to their historical timeline setting like northman the wignat still being dumbass and only made hollywood afraid making nonwoke movie because of these morons going full sieg heiling pagan eating raw meat at theatre
2 years ago
Anonymous
imagine the parasites
2 years ago
Anonymous
If you're not getting shit quality meat it's fine to eat raw.
Have you never had steak tartare?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wait until you read some history and find out people have been stoning each other over culture and messages and ideas since the beginning of time. The only thing that has changed in any capacity is the lack of stoning, but that will come back in time.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Okay victim.
2 years ago
Anonymous
As much as we would all love to see conservative morons stoned to death in the streets unfortunately we as a society will always be far too civilized for that
So it will just be indefinite detentions instead
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but that will come back in time.
youre not doing jackshit incel at best your uprising would be shooting innocent minority churchgoer instead of killing drug dealer or warmongering politician that actuallly scum of the earth
2 years ago
Anonymous
This. So many of these morons who "want to send a message" or whatever moronic shit are always going after some local movie theater or fricking walmart or church
If those dipshits really wanted to change the world or whatever they'd do something big like wall street or the capitol or fricking nuke martha's vineyard on obama's birthday
>Valk does fill the "hypercompetent lady" role, the brains of the team, but that's because she's playing (ironically) straight man to Thor and Jane, both of whom are kinda just bumbling around trying to brute force things
So she's written like every other black female lead in Hollywood since 2010. Original.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Super capable Tessa Thompson playing straightman to bumbling incompetent Chris Hemsworth
People have grown to a point where even a 'bit' of wokeshit pisses them off
Not even taking the most socially accepted gay pairing [dykes] will stop it
Any sort of homosexualry should never be promoted even by a little. >muh socially accepted homosexualry
Even dyke shit is disgusting and should never be socially accepted. the homosexuals attempt at normalizing it should be stopped. Glad this shit is gonna flop.
>they turned one of the darkest thor comics into a 70's/80's synthwave nostalgia comedy
I don't understand why they keep doing this, is this their version of child friendly movies?
>Gorr is barely in the movie and does literally zero on-screen butcherin
Alright, here's what we see of Gorr >Movie opens on Gorr trying to find the gods. His daughter dies, he finds a god that mocks his pain, and stabs him with the sword, cue Marvel Logo >Gorr appears in new Asgard, his shadow demons attack, he fights Thor a bit, then kidnaps Asgard's youth >Gorr scares the kids with a story >Gorr captures Thors and Valkyrie, tells them his story and tortures them >Gorr fights all three and takes Stormbreaker, stabs Valkyrie non-fatally >Gorr fights Thor until he gets btfo by Jane and his sword shatters >Reaches Eternity >Has a change of heart because THor tells him about the power of love >Wishes his kid back to life >Dies
Probably he was a larger part of an earlier draft before Taika realized Russel Crowe Zeus was funnier and allowed the bit part to swallow up the story. Basically how Hela was billed as the main threat of 3 but the entire middle of that movie is just a worse Planet Hulk.
Literally the Fandom Menace mindset >bad reviews don't matter if it's something I like >bad reviews matter if it's something I don't like >good reviews don't matter if it's something I don't like >good reviews matter if it's something I like
I think critics stopped being paid by Disney after Endgame. That's when the MCU started getting mostly average and negative reviews. I think No Way Home had paid reviews though, that shit was absurdly overhyped.
because it's a cancer that's spreading to other movies. fricking hated how the last predator movie tried to include mcu styled humor and quips. fricking garbage will take years to be ripped off of real cinema
Have you actually watched the fricking movie? The quips essentially end after Dutch and his team kill the commies because shit actually gets serious for them
That's what I believe will happen, too. Dumb popcorn flicks are what's keeping cinemas in business. If they die, it's all streaming, all the time. Smaller screen with smaller budgets to match.
Disney isn't going anywhere. In the end, there will be 2 or 3 subscription services and Disney will be one of them. And as time goes on, the content they put out will become crappier and crappier. Until something else comes along and replaces that, which will also decay in quality as time goes on. And the cycle will repeat forever.
Anyone watching cape movies expecting cinema masterpieces are actual brainlets. I watched the movie expecting a fun time with a few emotional scenes in between and I came out with it happier than I did with MoM.
He's part Maori but his given name Taika David Cohen, he took his father Maori's surname later on for brownie points, he's part Maori, Askenazi israelite and white.
This isn't really related but I remember reading a comic years back where this Christian American fishing village all start converting to worship Thor and it's basically the last house in the town who's not worshipping him yet. What issue/run is this?
>survived Iron Man 2/3 >survived Thor: The Dark World >survived Captain Marvel >No Way Home is the 6th highest grossing film of all time
Ah, yes. I'm sure the MCU will end any day now, just like The Simpsons.
>I-I used a Terminator scene and dressed up Cameron as the Terminator b-but I totally meant the Avatar sequels that everyone is obviously superhyped for
Sad!
hey quick reminder that marvel has released more rotten movies than DC has since 2017
and if you just want to count DCEU vs. MCU then they have the same amount (though ww84 is rated much higher than eternals is)
also thor is currently lagging behind the snyder cut
oh and jurassic world 3 is probably going to outgross every superhero movie released this year
okay but "bob eisner" isn't a real person, bob iger isn't in charge at disney anymore, and the question was how many movies from both marvel and dc made a billion or more
2 years ago
Anonymous
I heard Walt Disney wrote in his will that every Marvel superhero film should be canceled on the 8th of July in 2022 if his company ever partners with Marvel.
at the end of the day all these billion dollar Disney sanitized shillfests will be forgotten and have absolutely nothing to show for it.
nobody will remember Thor Love and Anal, Dr Strange in the multiverse of gay sex or Spiderman No Way you fricking morons will watch anything in 10 years, but i guarantee people will still be talking about The Batman, and that movie couldn't even manage 1 billion
>but i guarantee people will still be talking about The Batman, and that movie couldn't even manage 1 billion
you know shitposting aside I actually really doubt that
joker and the dark knight? absolutely but the batman? I just don't see it
2 years ago
Anonymous
Batman 89 and Batman Begins are still discussed today
The Batman will still be talked about decades later.
people seem to still not realize that Batman is the only capeshit that actual serious film makers don't seem to scoff at or write off
2 years ago
Anonymous
actually there's one more
it's one that feige himself simply can't stop talking about too
>superman was raised by jon and martha kent, is jon kent cucked?
The Kents choose to raise the kid and (in most canon) can't biologically reproduce >batman was raised by alfred. is alfred cucked?
Alfred is getting paid >is odin cucked for raising loki?
Loki was a prisoner of war, Odin had plans for him since the day he was taken
Thor never wanted to adopt a kid (He wanted to be a dad, yeah, it's hinted in the ThorxJane flashback), Jane forced him to raise Gorr's kid.
>Alfred is getting paid
Bruce was like ten when his parents died, Alfred was his legal guardian for a good part of his childhood and probably attended to him more than his parents before that
YOU'LL NEVER STOP MARVEL!
Have no fear, we've got stories for years like..
Dogshit modern characters...
Everyone you like will be replaced by a minor-rity...
Do do do do do doooooo
Don't need to RT score alone will tank this movie 600 mill or less total
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh it'll probably have a similar drop off to MoM if not more, but that still make 960 million odd.
let's wait until the opening weekend is over before we correctly state that disney is buying tickets
right now we're just looking for tweets with pictures of empty theaters so we can say it's bombing
>let's wait until the opening weekend is over
Sure. >right now we're just looking for tweets with pictures of empty theaters so we can say it's bombing
Everytime people push this though they fall into the whole conspiracy about it.
I think it'll suffer a bad drop off but probably make shy of a billion.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nah the MCU is over this is a flop in the making
2 years ago
Anonymous
I dislike the MCU. I don't think it is over. Phase 4 has been a mess because of post-Endgame issues. They will either course correct and fix it or wind it down then try something new. Plebs will always want more pleb movies though.
People screaming it is dead have done so every single movie and it still chugs along. The average person still enjoys most of this shit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nope wokeness and sjws have killed it like Star Wars
2 years ago
Anonymous
having seen actual flops in the making this is no such thing. that said like every other Thor movie it probably won't reach a billion.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This probably won't even hit $750m. I actually think it'll be in the $600m range.
The problem is if Top Gun 2 makes a billion and a Marvel movie can't then they're in big trouble and should reconsider their current strategy or plan
I must say though, I think the MCU is officially OVER
2 years ago
Anonymous
>should reconsider their current strategy
They are actively reconsidering their plan currently. The problem is, what were they meant to do post-Endgame? >Obviously weren't going to stop because money. >Decided on carrying on some heroes and introducing a bunch of new shit. >Disney+ streaming joining it which added different pressures. >Tried to give more creative voices to directors e.g. Raimi. >Ended up a divisive mess. >So many threads making it feel like wheel spinning with no direction.
I mean either they should have gone for a full palate cleanser or a risk like a time skip with new heroes and less origin stories or start a new threat straight away. Given what Feige has been saying recently, it feels like this wheel spinning is coming to an end and they are now choosing a direction. So whether or not the next phase of Marvel succeeds is whether or not they are in real trouble. And people saying it is all over now are jumping the gun a bit.
how did spiderverse or guardians do this?
>guardians do this?
Look at the change in comics: >DnA cosmic saga. >Much loved, many characters, epics. >GotG is popular and they wanted syngery and to change it to a new direction. >Had to end it. >Bendis GotG. >Stupid memes. >Ditched the character looks to be more like the movies. >Ignored previous stories.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No woke gay sjws have killed the MCU
2 years ago
Anonymous
>GotG is popular
It really wasn't.
DnA saga was a cult classic but the guardians weren't even close to being popular
Its woke so 0/10
>Its woke
How is it woke? Because Valkyrie wanted to be in a god orgy?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It really wasn't.
Talking movie GotG
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It really wasn't.
If you read the context it is saying: movie GotG was popular so the comic syngergised with it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>if Top Gun 2 makes a billion
If? It's already at 1.12 billion dollars.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Top Gun already has made well over a billion and we've got no idea how much it will make. It's making more daily than Endgame did at the same time. >Day 41 >Endgame 900k >Maverick 3.8mil
The legs on this are insane
>rightoids b***hing about how the movie's woke because muh lesbian & gay rock man >leftcucks b***hing about taika personally slighting them for not being gay enough by only featuring a lesbian and a gay rock man
Its hilarious people are calling this the worst MCU movie of all time when we're not even a year removed from the radioactive dumpster fire that was Eternals
Eternals was okay, not great but there was nothing actively bad about it except the half baked self insert female lead. Multiverse of Madness is much much worse from a film standpoint, literally the only good thing about it are the several Raimi moments, everything else was unwatchable garbage.
>for not being gay enough
I would correct you there. The issue they had with Natalie was that she essentially had nothing to do. You literally can't please people because if you have all these characters you have to give them more and more to do in the plot otherwise they are "token". You literally can't please these people. Most of them seem to want series like Ms Marvel that's full of politics and is "highly rated" but literally no one is watching it.
>fire that was Eternals
Eternals was bland but no where near as bad as some people are making it out to be. This was worse.
>Eternals was bland but no where near as bad as some people are making it out to be. This was worse.
I'll take a flawed but stylistically engaging movie over the bland grey sludge that was Eternals aka. Marvel Product No. 27
>I'll take a flawed but stylistically engaging movie over the bland grey sludge that was Eternals aka. Marvel Product No. 27
That's fair and understandable. >stylistically engaging movie
Please tell me you're not implying that this Thor movie is stylistic and engaging? Taika is a one trick pony.
>dumpster fire that was Eternals
I get why you people say this, you're basically overreacting based on culture war nonsens, but that's all it is: an overreaction to a pretty "safe" movie.
AHEM.
SHITTING ON DISNEY WILL NEVER BE AN OVERREACTION.
IT IS ONLY POSSIBLE TO UNDERREACT IN REGARDS TO SHITTING ON DISNEY, BY NOT MEETING THE MINIMUM THRESHOLD FOR PROPER SHITTING.
b-b-but i made a smarmy meme with jim from the office on it talking about how it was actually a comedy and anyone expecting a good movie was moronic! how this can this happen!
It was really amateurishly made. When I first saw this clip I assumed a bunch had been cut out, but apart from one small bit of dialogue this is how it plays out in the film.
at 0:08 Tessa Thompson hiccups but they left it in, they couldn't go for a second take? And that weird cut at 0:18 is in the movie as well.
I fricking hate how uncanny all these greenscreen heavy movies feel, it feels like a robot alien is trying to trick me into thinking it's real life so it can do some insidious shit on me while I'm distracted
I fricking hate how uncanny all these greenscreen heavy movies feel, it feels like a robot alien is trying to trick me into thinking it's real life so it can do some insidious shit on me while I'm distracted
Bruh they're creating entire maps in Unreal Engine to use as set pieces. And homies here made fun of the NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN people.
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Thor was shot mostly using green screen, haven't seen the movie yet but The Volume actually looks good, this looks like green screen shit, so my guess is that they used the Volume for only a couple of scenes
>The Volume actually looks good
It looks good only when it's used by smart people like the team behind Mandalorian.
Now, you can already see with Kenobi and those new movies that it looks like shit when the director is a hack who can't handle it.
The Batman also used the volume/stagecraft and it looked great. Granted, the cinematography basically invented it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Its easy to make CGI look great when everything is in the dark.
Darkness has been a cover for effects since the ancient drive-in monster movies.
WB used dark scenes as a fig leaf for SFX religiously.
2 years ago
Anonymous
So they used film techniques to mask limitations that would have otherwise detracted from the movie?
And this is bad way?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Its lazy. Godzilla is now as nocturnal as a possum. It's appropriate for Batman of course.
Just saying that WB CGI is no better than anyone elses, its just that all their CGI happens in the dark/underwater/bad weather/in the dark underwater with bad weather.
2 years ago
Anonymous
So they should have obliterated the frame with enough light to confuse it with a supernova so everything looks flat and exposes CG?
You realize obscuring cg is why Jurassic Park still looks good? The darkness masks what animatoric and the CG?
And just because the shot is dark doesn't mean CG can be hidden or the scene would still be good.
That ending fight in BvS was absolute dogshit and it was totally dark and still didn't mask how bad the CG was or make Snyder's directing any less terrible.
I fricking hate how uncanny all these greenscreen heavy movies feel, it feels like a robot alien is trying to trick me into thinking it's real life so it can do some insidious shit on me while I'm distracted
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Bruh they're creating entire maps in Unreal Engine to use as set pieces. And homies here made fun of the NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN people.
and it looks like shit
Thor was shot mostly using green screen, haven't seen the movie yet but The Volume actually looks good, this looks like green screen shit, so my guess is that they used the Volume for only a couple of scenes
The pop culture site I write for probably already has someone reviewing this, but I should see if I can get into an early screening of it and either join in on the anti-capeshit uprising or, worse, pull an Armond White and like it.
>Main focus of the movie is the heterosexual love between the main characters and them wanting to sacrifice even their lives for it >Nah there's "tremendous homosexual" storylines
Do you homosexuals even try?
>popular company who owns or purchases almost every single company that has/will ever do well and make them do what they want >its starting to do badly, which is a good thing for the entire medium
How about you do, my guy? The worse off Disney is, even if its just a single film failure like this, the better for the entire industry.
No, because Minions are still a thing.
maybe disney will can his star wars trilogy
hopefully
Is it really that bad?
Nah, it's fine
It's better than Ragnarok, but I do miss Loki
ragnarok is much better than this
only reddit thinks that shit is good
Dude, Love and Thunder is everything you hate about Ragnarok x10. It is the most reddit marvel movie ever made
Thor literally becomes a cuckold at the end.
it's always sad when a moron tries to use a word they don't know
A cuckold's original definition is someone who raises another man's child. Thor is a cuck. Deal with it.
Not even close. Again so very sad.
Is Alfred also a cuck then by your moron logic?
No, it was his job and he got paid.
Paid by who? Both his employers are dead
He has access to the Wayne funds.
Life insurance niqqa
Wow, what a fricking moron. Sure man, Alfred was in it for the money according, of course
Only if it's unknowingly, you tard. Step parents aren't cucks
Step-parents, adopted parents, godparents, all are cucks in the eyes of the moronic
Are you cuckoldry obsessed idiots so braindead you don't know what adoption is? Christ.
It's bordering on parody. I felt more like they were laughing at us with this and it's insulting to the comics it's based from. Marvel has no respect for Thor
Definition of Mid
It really isn't, it's like a 6, nowhere close to being as bad as Dark World or Captain Marvel
Its woke so 0/10
nah hoes just mad they killed off Jane after she became thor and at the end valkeryie gets sideline do to injury
Maybe finally the era of making movies about nerdy shit by mocking the nerdy shit you're making and the people that watch it is coming to an end
RIP to the le funny sarcastic quipster main character archetype
how did spiderverse or guardians do this?
GotG movies wipes their ass with the source material. They make Xmen Origins look faithful by comparison
Idk about Spider-Man though
>low quality Spider-Man merch, so wacky!
>cringe Raimi dance scene, so wacky it hurts!
>beloved superhero is an irresponsible lardass, wacky levels rising!
>there's always a USB goober, wacky bonanza!
>iconic catchphrases are overplayed, wacky to the max!
>there were soooo many various alternate Spider-Men, isn't that wacky!
>lol the multiverse Spider-Men are one note gags as opposed to their source material, but they're soooooo wacky!!!!
All of Lord and Miller's licensed IP movies have this same energy where their only source of humor is acknowledging and mocking the source material or stuff related to it in a meta way rather than finding "in-universe" humor potential, 21 Jump Street had it, Lego Movie had it, Lego Batman had it, and Spider-Verse had it. My guess is they also made a mockery of Solo and that's why Disney fired and replaced them. Not that the Solo we got was good, just pointing out their MO.
>t. bitter killjoy
How le wacky.
You asked how they made fun of the source material and its fans, and I answered, if pointing out Lord and Miller's smarmy comedy style makes me bitter so be it
>>lol the multiverse Spider-Men are one note gags as opposed to their source material, but they're soooooo wacky!!!!
Black person please
Spider-Gwen was better, Spider-Ham is on character, Peni is an improvement over the comic as well, 2099 was cool. The only joke ones are Noir and 60s cartoon and even then Noir was cool.
>Spider-Gwen was better,
Nope, exact same garbage as the comics except aged down and amnesiac when it comes to Peter so she can be shipped with Miles
>Peni is an improvement over the comic as well
Hell no, not saying the comic is good in any way but the "How To Draw Manga" tier anime mockery is in no way good either
>2099 was cool
He was in it for five seconds
>even then Noir was cool.
And a joke compared to the source material
This wasn't a movie interested in exploring Spider-Man's multiverse, this was a movie interested in pushing Miles, and to do that they added a bunch of "silly ridiculous alternate Spider-Men" so no one is allowed to question why the hell are they pushing Miles, but they couldn't find enough silly alternates so they just fricked up existing serious takes.
>anime mockery is in no way good either
It's great, actually.
>not saying the comic is good in any way
So, you're basically just being a contrarian numpty.
>It's great, actually.
Nope, it's embarrassing and arrogant, making fun of anime on a level this superficial went out of fashion 20 years ago.
>So, you're basically just being a contrarian numpty.
I'm not saying it's good, but I'm not saying it's bad either, I'm sure there are people who liked that take who were disappointed the one shot they had at a high production adaptation was wasted on an unrelated moe parody.
You can only do it once because after that the audience isn’t invested in joke characters
Hence why GotG2 is absolutely bottom of the barrel trash
>bbbut I liked it
Nah
spiderverse is way out of place there. should have used The Suicide Squad or Deadpool
Even as someone who enjoys his films, and jerk offs furiously to pictures of his face, the trailer didn't look very interesting.
MCUsisters why are they not laughing at our shitty jokes?
He won
How? This movie failing Still has better sales than his succeeding
Nope Love and Blunder is flopping
Pedoisraelite
Won what? They still make shitton of money, despite few whiners on the internet. In few years people will only remember him as a whiny old man yelling at clouds, who think his pretentious movies are art.
You don't understand! The whiners won! Just like Captain Marvel! It's gonna floooooop!
Lol. In a few years, nobody will remember the Thor movies, everyone will still consider Goodfellas and Taxi Driver as some of the greatest movies ever made.
That's some really terrible taste. Like holy frick
Yeah, yeah, and Kathleen Kennedy is getting fired any minute now, you just watch! Just like Nerdorotic, Critical Drinker, Clown Fish and Doomwiener has been saying for years now!
That woman must have some serious dirt on important people because nobody would still be kept in charge after all the damage she's done.
>all the damage she's done.
Everyone still saw the Rise of Skywalker, either by paying or otherwise.
People still signed up for D+ to watch the mediocre to downright shit shows. Or didn't sign up, depending on how often you torrent.
People still buy the mediocre games like BF2 and Jedi Fallen Order.
People still buy the lego sets and funko pops.
Then you have the icon that is baby yeed.
Then you still have people paying 5k for the whatever stuff at Disneyworld/Land/wherever.
If TLJ had really done even half the damage Cinemaphile, reddit and youtubers like to claim, none of these things would've come to pass. Disney's killed plans and projects for less. Rise still clocked a billion dollars, something a movie about Han "clap" Solo couldn't do, even after the TLJ fiasco.
Nope all the Star Wars shit flopped and now Marvel is too
Lightyear lost
That's Pixar's problem, not Marvel or Lucasfilm.
It's yours too, sóy boy
I'll never get the MCUgays reeeeing over him. He didn't even say the movies are bad, just that they're not art. He said they're like fun theme park rides. What's wrong with that? The absolute insecurity of MCUgays.
He did say that comparisons to theme park rides is saying it is shit
How? This is what he said:
>“I don’t see them. I tried, you know? But that’s not cinema,” Scorsese told Empire magazine. “Honestly, the closest I can think of them, as well made as they are, with actors doing the best they can under the circumstances, is theme parks. It isn’t the cinema of human beings trying to convey emotional, psychological experiences to another human being.”
How is that saying they're shit? He's just saying they're entertaining but not trying to be meaningful cinema. What's wrong with that? Can't homosexuals just accept that their movies are hugely popular? Does everyone also have to worship them too?
No I am glad he's shitting on them woke sjws need to die in a ditch for ruining cinema
>How is that saying they're shit?
Anon, in that very quote you posted he said:
>It isn’t the cinema of human beings trying to convey emotional, psychological experiences to another human being.”
>He's just saying they're entertaining but not trying to be meaningful cinema.
The problem is you're thinking in a false dichotomy that cinema is either "enteraining blockbusters" or "meaningful cinema". Cinema is a range of things. Scorcese is absolutely saying they are shit when he said that about quote. Even films that aren't "meaningful cinema" can convery emotion or psychological experiences. He absolutely belives they are damaging cinema.
You seem to be lessening his tone as if he is just saying "they are forgettable entertainment" when he's actively saying they are damaging.
>Can't homosexuals just accept that their movies are hugely popular?
He's more just lamenting the overall damage that MCU has done to cinema as a whole. Corporations like Disney have a stranglehold on cinemas which means they can control them. And now with streaming they have more influence. A component of popularity will always be about what is being put out there and big budget movies have forced out mid level or low budget movies (aside from certain genre films) out the cinema. And this in turn damages the art of the movies getting made and what people are aiming for. Everyone wants an MCU and a franchise and it worsens the issues.
And lamenting that this is happening is NOT the same as someone refusing to accept a situation. You can accept the reality of a situation without liking it.
Read between the lines, man. The fact that Scorcesegays gobble it up as validation of their hatred for Marvel is proof enough that the guy was shitting on them.
That and the fact that actresses like Elizabeth Olsen got super offended by the comments and called marvel films art.
>He said they're like fun theme park rides. What's wrong with that?
No Way Home proved him right
Dilate
>SCORCESE-SAMA... WE KNEEL!!!
Scorcese would direct an MCU flick in a heartbeat if Disney would fund a big-budget Wop-kino.
But they have zero interest in him.
cope
That doesn't make sense, if Marvel dies now cinema goes down with it. Cinema will only heal if good popular movies are coming out regularly
>says this while Tom Cruise and Jim Cameron (soon) are dabbing on capeshitters, people are returning to theaters en masse, Netflix and other streamers are shitting the bed and Phase 4 clearly shows the MCU in steady decline
I don't know anon, things seem brighter than they have been in years.
Cruiseis pushing 60 anon, he can't keep risking his life for our entertainment much longer and his movies are all him, no one watches MI for anyone else.
As for Avatar, we'll see.
At this time, 69% of critics liked it.
You guys are talking like this is Batman v Superman.
MSHEU is dying
>dying
>only MOST people liked the movie rather than EVERYONE
Sure, anon.
Stop supporting The Message of cancer and wokeism
>nothing to do with what he said
t. schizo
It's funny because there's very little wokeshit in it.
Valkyrie is a dyke, but only talks about how the women she loved died.
Korg is "gay" but that's only because his species only has one sex.
There's no antagonism between Thor and Jane, there's no "Mjolnir chose her because she's better" girl power crap, it literally works for her because Mjolnir's spell internalized Thor's love for her back when they lived together.
Granted, Valk does fill the "hypercompetent lady" role, the brains of the team, but that's because she's playing (ironically) straight man to Thor and Jane, both of whom are kinda just bumbling around trying to brute force things.
I saw it. It was nothing but shitting on Thor and praising Jane even though she’s a big b***h and always has been
Woke is woke TGM is true cinema. EEAAO is overrated wokeness btw
>EEAAO
Still better than Doctor Strange in The One Dimension That's Just the Near Future.
Holy reddit
Both are woke garbage for minorities
GRRM is not a minority.
https://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2022/07/02/fanboying/
That's really cool
People have grown to a point where even a 'bit' of wokeshit pisses them off
Not even taking the most socially accepted gay pairing [dykes] will stop it
>"people"
LOL we all know it's the same group that has been obsessed with that term and using it as an excuse to justify their miserable lifes
Wokeness needs to die
You're not man enough to kill it.
Wait, we are relying on HIM doing something? Frick I better start getting a taste for s oy lattes then.
Everything triggers people these days. People are being brainwashed into being culture warriors left and right (literally).
pretty much and even when some movie arent "woke" and actually cast the actor/actress according to their historical timeline setting like northman the wignat still being dumbass and only made hollywood afraid making nonwoke movie because of these morons going full sieg heiling pagan eating raw meat at theatre
imagine the parasites
If you're not getting shit quality meat it's fine to eat raw.
Have you never had steak tartare?
Wait until you read some history and find out people have been stoning each other over culture and messages and ideas since the beginning of time. The only thing that has changed in any capacity is the lack of stoning, but that will come back in time.
Okay victim.
As much as we would all love to see conservative morons stoned to death in the streets unfortunately we as a society will always be far too civilized for that
So it will just be indefinite detentions instead
>but that will come back in time.
youre not doing jackshit incel at best your uprising would be shooting innocent minority churchgoer instead of killing drug dealer or warmongering politician that actuallly scum of the earth
This. So many of these morons who "want to send a message" or whatever moronic shit are always going after some local movie theater or fricking walmart or church
If those dipshits really wanted to change the world or whatever they'd do something big like wall street or the capitol or fricking nuke martha's vineyard on obama's birthday
One word: FALSEFLAGS
>Very little wokeshit
>Immediately disregards gay characters
This is not how this works. No woke is good woke.
Exactly we need to cancel Marvel Studios
>It's funny because there's very little wokeshit in it.
>proceeds to lay out a laundry list of wokeisms
lmao
Valk is bi, not gay
Anyways the Thor sucks and Feige’s a hack
>Valk does fill the "hypercompetent lady" role, the brains of the team, but that's because she's playing (ironically) straight man to Thor and Jane, both of whom are kinda just bumbling around trying to brute force things
So she's written like every other black female lead in Hollywood since 2010. Original.
>Super capable Tessa Thompson playing straightman to bumbling incompetent Chris Hemsworth
Deja vu.
How often have they fricked?
they're both gay, moron
>Korg is "gay" but that's only because his species only has one sex.
But he mentioned his mom in the last movie!
Why is he a Goron now?
Any sort of homosexualry should never be promoted even by a little.
>muh socially accepted homosexualry
Even dyke shit is disgusting and should never be socially accepted. the homosexuals attempt at normalizing it should be stopped. Glad this shit is gonna flop.
>they turned one of the darkest thor comics into a 70's/80's synthwave nostalgia comedy
I don't understand why they keep doing this, is this their version of child friendly movies?
From what it sounds like, Gorr is barely in the movie and does literally zero on-screen butchering, so why even use him?
>Gorr is barely in the movie and does literally zero on-screen butcherin
Alright, here's what we see of Gorr
>Movie opens on Gorr trying to find the gods. His daughter dies, he finds a god that mocks his pain, and stabs him with the sword, cue Marvel Logo
>Gorr appears in new Asgard, his shadow demons attack, he fights Thor a bit, then kidnaps Asgard's youth
>Gorr scares the kids with a story
>Gorr captures Thors and Valkyrie, tells them his story and tortures them
>Gorr fights all three and takes Stormbreaker, stabs Valkyrie non-fatally
>Gorr fights Thor until he gets btfo by Jane and his sword shatters
>Reaches Eternity
>Has a change of heart because THor tells him about the power of love
>Wishes his kid back to life
>Dies
Probably he was a larger part of an earlier draft before Taika realized Russel Crowe Zeus was funnier and allowed the bit part to swallow up the story. Basically how Hela was billed as the main threat of 3 but the entire middle of that movie is just a worse Planet Hulk.
>MCU gets great reviews
"Critics" are paid shills
>MCU gets good but not great reviews
Critics are right
Literally the Fandom Menace mindset
>bad reviews don't matter if it's something I like
>bad reviews matter if it's something I don't like
>good reviews don't matter if it's something I don't like
>good reviews matter if it's something I like
99% of these reviews literally don't matter, they aren't reviewing the movie to review the movie they are reviewing it to get clicks on articles.
Yes. It means something when proven elitists in bed with the evil industry turn on their masters.
>critics who like something I don't are paid shills?
How long are going to keep this up?
My opinion is objectively correct. Other opinions (including yours, pleb) are only correct insofar as they agree with my opinion.
All critics are shills, either for or against
I think critics stopped being paid by Disney after Endgame. That's when the MCU started getting mostly average and negative reviews. I think No Way Home had paid reviews though, that shit was absurdly overhyped.
more like
>critics are paid
vs
>critics stopped being paid
>critics get paid off, cant say anything bad about the movie
>critics dont get paid off, review the movie normally
whoa mind blown
yes
they are still paid shills because this movie should be at 0% in reality
>what is the Criterion of Embarrassment
MCU badly needs to end already.
Why?
because it's a cancer that's spreading to other movies. fricking hated how the last predator movie tried to include mcu styled humor and quips. fricking garbage will take years to be ripped off of real cinema
>fricking hated how the last predator movie tried to include mcu styled humor and quips
>1 minute of quips
wow notice how its not fricking 3 hours long?
Have you actually watched the fricking movie? The quips essentially end after Dutch and his team kill the commies because shit actually gets serious for them
>headline thread
You morons let this movie live in your rent free more than MCU fans, istg.
Lol. Nothing ever gets better. That's not how the law of entropy works. When Marvel movies die they'll be replaced with something you hate even more.
When Marvel, smaller cinemas will start to die and streaming crap will take over.
That's what I believe will happen, too. Dumb popcorn flicks are what's keeping cinemas in business. If they die, it's all streaming, all the time. Smaller screen with smaller budgets to match.
Good Disney sjws should lose their job
Disney isn't going anywhere. In the end, there will be 2 or 3 subscription services and Disney will be one of them. And as time goes on, the content they put out will become crappier and crappier. Until something else comes along and replaces that, which will also decay in quality as time goes on. And the cycle will repeat forever.
Its capeshit let it die
Still is going to make millions.
Anyone watching cape movies expecting cinema masterpieces are actual brainlets. I watched the movie expecting a fun time with a few emotional scenes in between and I came out with it happier than I did with MoM.
Thanks for supporting wokeness
But it's not even Eternals level bad, why are people over reacting lol?
>cinema is healing
atleast be creative moron you already use that thread statement on Cinemaphile board
This will blow your mind but most live action threads are just copied and pasted from Cinemaphile
That's just how cancer works
The only bad thing about it is the villain being a bit under utilized
Gorr was shit he should be killing all the gods
is this the death of waittiti and reddit/80s 90s nostaglia shit?
Not if the Asylum knockoff MCU has anything to day about it.
IS HE MOCKING ME WITH THAT POSE!!!!!
what kind of fricking name is taika waititi? is his brother named hakuna matata tititi?
He's part Maori but his given name Taika David Cohen, he took his father Maori's surname later on for brownie points, he's part Maori, Askenazi israelite and white.
Where's the white part?
DC is so desperate they are "stealing" Marvel directord
the DCEU went kaput because they got Whedon right after he got rightfully booted off the MCU
who in their right mind would do such a thing?
The people who hired Erza Miller, Amber Herd, and fires Depp.
>Oi mate, I'm Jimmy Olsen yo, I'm like Superman's pal
Literally my favorite MCU movie. These critics are morons
This isn't really related but I remember reading a comic years back where this Christian American fishing village all start converting to worship Thor and it's basically the last house in the town who's not worshipping him yet. What issue/run is this?
about the fricking time. it should had happened long time ago with the godawful The Avengers
>Thor movie is bad
So the usual?
>survived Iron Man 2/3
>survived Thor: The Dark World
>survived Captain Marvel
>No Way Home is the 6th highest grossing film of all time
Ah, yes. I'm sure the MCU will end any day now, just like The Simpsons.
Stupid mouseshill that was all propraganda. Cap Marvel was bought by Disney Employess. It did not make a billion
He'll be back
He'll be back with Older Arnold and some other terminator like that shit is new
>Terminator
Reminder Disney has a hand in it now so...
Disney doesn't have a hand in it. Disney OWNS it.
>inhumans
I have to imagine some poor pathetic Cinemaphile moron made this when genesys was coming out
Anon he approved Dark Fate and you think more Terminator shit will turn up roses
>I-I used a Terminator scene and dressed up Cameron as the Terminator b-but I totally meant the Avatar sequels that everyone is obviously superhyped for
Sad!
Avatar isn't woke anon
But it's still Disney.
>Avatar isn't woke
>literally dance with wolves but with aliens
> Eh Herc my boy. I need ya to do a job down there and make Thunder boy respect us. Give hima wacking for us ehh!
What the flying frick is Herc gonna do against Thor and goddamn Eternity?
Dance off bro
hey quick reminder that marvel has released more rotten movies than DC has since 2017
and if you just want to count DCEU vs. MCU then they have the same amount (though ww84 is rated much higher than eternals is)
also thor is currently lagging behind the snyder cut
oh and jurassic world 3 is probably going to outgross every superhero movie released this year
just wanted to let you guys know
Hey thanks for the reminder
Now do movies that made a billion or more at the box office
sure, two of them might have sequels releasing next year
So that's two for DC. Okay great.
Now how many for Marvel?
I heard Bob Eisner is getting bored with Marvel and is canceling every project tomorrow
okay but "bob eisner" isn't a real person, bob iger isn't in charge at disney anymore, and the question was how many movies from both marvel and dc made a billion or more
I heard Walt Disney wrote in his will that every Marvel superhero film should be canceled on the 8th of July in 2022 if his company ever partners with Marvel.
idk, a lot- they're pretty good at making billion dollar movies
just like modern star wars
and jurassic world
at the end of the day all these billion dollar Disney sanitized shillfests will be forgotten and have absolutely nothing to show for it.
nobody will remember Thor Love and Anal, Dr Strange in the multiverse of gay sex or Spiderman No Way you fricking morons will watch anything in 10 years, but i guarantee people will still be talking about The Batman, and that movie couldn't even manage 1 billion
Anon no one will give a shit about The Batman when the sequel comes out
>but i guarantee people will still be talking about The Batman, and that movie couldn't even manage 1 billion
you know shitposting aside I actually really doubt that
joker and the dark knight? absolutely but the batman? I just don't see it
Batman 89 and Batman Begins are still discussed today
The Batman will still be talked about decades later.
people seem to still not realize that Batman is the only capeshit that actual serious film makers don't seem to scoff at or write off
actually there's one more
it's one that feige himself simply can't stop talking about too
So what's this about?
Taika David Cohen asked her if she wants to be in a Star Wars movie.
What does that have to do with Portman saying the movie is "so gay"?
How was she supposed to respond to that? Call him gay?
>"How gay is this movie?"
How do you respond to get the kind of people who asked that question hyped?
the film has tons of gay couples
>yooo thor is raising someone else's son he's cucked
superman was raised by jon and martha kent, is jon kent cucked?
batman was raised by alfred. is alfred cucked?
is odin cucked for raising loki?
>superman was raised by jon and martha kent, is jon kent cucked?
The Kents choose to raise the kid and (in most canon) can't biologically reproduce
>batman was raised by alfred. is alfred cucked?
Alfred is getting paid
>is odin cucked for raising loki?
Loki was a prisoner of war, Odin had plans for him since the day he was taken
Thor never wanted to adopt a kid (He wanted to be a dad, yeah, it's hinted in the ThorxJane flashback), Jane forced him to raise Gorr's kid.
>Alfred is getting paid
Bruce was like ten when his parents died, Alfred was his legal guardian for a good part of his childhood and probably attended to him more than his parents before that
>Thor movie without Loki is the worst one yet
KEK
>cinema
Go to Cinemaphile
YOU'LL NEVER STOP MARVEL!
Have no fear, we've got stories for years like..
Dogshit modern characters...
Everyone you like will be replaced by a minor-rity...
Do do do do do doooooo
Nope 200 mill flop
Post evidence for that then.
hold on, let me search twitter for thor empty theater real quick
>twitter
>empty theatre
Are you going to do the whole "fake tickets" thing?
Don't need to RT score alone will tank this movie 600 mill or less total
Oh it'll probably have a similar drop off to MoM if not more, but that still make 960 million odd.
>let's wait until the opening weekend is over
Sure.
>right now we're just looking for tweets with pictures of empty theaters so we can say it's bombing
Everytime people push this though they fall into the whole conspiracy about it.
I think it'll suffer a bad drop off but probably make shy of a billion.
Nah the MCU is over this is a flop in the making
I dislike the MCU. I don't think it is over. Phase 4 has been a mess because of post-Endgame issues. They will either course correct and fix it or wind it down then try something new. Plebs will always want more pleb movies though.
People screaming it is dead have done so every single movie and it still chugs along. The average person still enjoys most of this shit.
Nope wokeness and sjws have killed it like Star Wars
having seen actual flops in the making this is no such thing. that said like every other Thor movie it probably won't reach a billion.
This probably won't even hit $750m. I actually think it'll be in the $600m range.
oh yeah I mean just look at all this competition
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_films_of_2022#July%E2%80%93September
it's never going to survive
The problem is if Top Gun 2 makes a billion and a Marvel movie can't then they're in big trouble and should reconsider their current strategy or plan
I must say though, I think the MCU is officially OVER
>should reconsider their current strategy
They are actively reconsidering their plan currently. The problem is, what were they meant to do post-Endgame?
>Obviously weren't going to stop because money.
>Decided on carrying on some heroes and introducing a bunch of new shit.
>Disney+ streaming joining it which added different pressures.
>Tried to give more creative voices to directors e.g. Raimi.
>Ended up a divisive mess.
>So many threads making it feel like wheel spinning with no direction.
I mean either they should have gone for a full palate cleanser or a risk like a time skip with new heroes and less origin stories or start a new threat straight away. Given what Feige has been saying recently, it feels like this wheel spinning is coming to an end and they are now choosing a direction. So whether or not the next phase of Marvel succeeds is whether or not they are in real trouble. And people saying it is all over now are jumping the gun a bit.
>guardians do this?
Look at the change in comics:
>DnA cosmic saga.
>Much loved, many characters, epics.
>GotG is popular and they wanted syngery and to change it to a new direction.
>Had to end it.
>Bendis GotG.
>Stupid memes.
>Ditched the character looks to be more like the movies.
>Ignored previous stories.
No woke gay sjws have killed the MCU
>GotG is popular
It really wasn't.
DnA saga was a cult classic but the guardians weren't even close to being popular
>Its woke
How is it woke? Because Valkyrie wanted to be in a god orgy?
>It really wasn't.
Talking movie GotG
>It really wasn't.
If you read the context it is saying: movie GotG was popular so the comic syngergised with it.
>if Top Gun 2 makes a billion
If? It's already at 1.12 billion dollars.
Top Gun already has made well over a billion and we've got no idea how much it will make. It's making more daily than Endgame did at the same time.
>Day 41
>Endgame 900k
>Maverick 3.8mil
The legs on this are insane
fighter jets are cool
marxist propaganda is not
let's wait until the opening weekend is over before we correctly state that disney is buying tickets
right now we're just looking for tweets with pictures of empty theaters so we can say it's bombing
I wasn't enthusiastic about love and thunder and then I saw the Colbert interview and it is just dead to me
>rightoids b***hing about how the movie's woke because muh lesbian & gay rock man
>leftcucks b***hing about taika personally slighting them for not being gay enough by only featuring a lesbian and a gay rock man
Its hilarious people are calling this the worst MCU movie of all time when we're not even a year removed from the radioactive dumpster fire that was Eternals
Eternals was okay, not great but there was nothing actively bad about it except the half baked self insert female lead. Multiverse of Madness is much much worse from a film standpoint, literally the only good thing about it are the several Raimi moments, everything else was unwatchable garbage.
>for not being gay enough
I would correct you there. The issue they had with Natalie was that she essentially had nothing to do. You literally can't please people because if you have all these characters you have to give them more and more to do in the plot otherwise they are "token". You literally can't please these people. Most of them seem to want series like Ms Marvel that's full of politics and is "highly rated" but literally no one is watching it.
>fire that was Eternals
Eternals was bland but no where near as bad as some people are making it out to be. This was worse.
>Eternals was bland but no where near as bad as some people are making it out to be. This was worse.
I'll take a flawed but stylistically engaging movie over the bland grey sludge that was Eternals aka. Marvel Product No. 27
>I'll take a flawed but stylistically engaging movie over the bland grey sludge that was Eternals aka. Marvel Product No. 27
That's fair and understandable.
>stylistically engaging movie
Please tell me you're not implying that this Thor movie is stylistic and engaging? Taika is a one trick pony.
>dumpster fire that was Eternals
I get why you people say this, you're basically overreacting based on culture war nonsens, but that's all it is: an overreaction to a pretty "safe" movie.
AHEM.
SHITTING ON DISNEY WILL NEVER BE AN OVERREACTION.
IT IS ONLY POSSIBLE TO UNDERREACT IN REGARDS TO SHITTING ON DISNEY, BY NOT MEETING THE MINIMUM THRESHOLD FOR PROPER SHITTING.
Don't be a mid butthole fight the wokeness like everyone else
checkerino
This fricking mob mentality isn't making you cool
b-b-but i made a smarmy meme with jim from the office on it talking about how it was actually a comedy and anyone expecting a good movie was moronic! how this can this happen!
It was really amateurishly made. When I first saw this clip I assumed a bunch had been cut out, but apart from one small bit of dialogue this is how it plays out in the film.
at 0:08 Tessa Thompson hiccups but they left it in, they couldn't go for a second take? And that weird cut at 0:18 is in the movie as well.
I fricking hate how uncanny all these greenscreen heavy movies feel, it feels like a robot alien is trying to trick me into thinking it's real life so it can do some insidious shit on me while I'm distracted
it's not greenscreen, it's the NEW greenscreen called The Volume. Shazam 2 and Black Adam also used it so get ready
Batman used it well
Bruh they're creating entire maps in Unreal Engine to use as set pieces. And homies here made fun of the NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN people.
and it looks like shit
Literally looks like Fortnite
>The Volume actually looks good
It looks good only when it's used by smart people like the team behind Mandalorian.
Now, you can already see with Kenobi and those new movies that it looks like shit when the director is a hack who can't handle it.
The Batman also used the volume/stagecraft and it looked great. Granted, the cinematography basically invented it.
Its easy to make CGI look great when everything is in the dark.
Darkness has been a cover for effects since the ancient drive-in monster movies.
WB used dark scenes as a fig leaf for SFX religiously.
So they used film techniques to mask limitations that would have otherwise detracted from the movie?
And this is bad way?
Its lazy. Godzilla is now as nocturnal as a possum. It's appropriate for Batman of course.
Just saying that WB CGI is no better than anyone elses, its just that all their CGI happens in the dark/underwater/bad weather/in the dark underwater with bad weather.
So they should have obliterated the frame with enough light to confuse it with a supernova so everything looks flat and exposes CG?
You realize obscuring cg is why Jurassic Park still looks good? The darkness masks what animatoric and the CG?
And just because the shot is dark doesn't mean CG can be hidden or the scene would still be good.
That ending fight in BvS was absolute dogshit and it was totally dark and still didn't mask how bad the CG was or make Snyder's directing any less terrible.
MARVEL STUDIOS HIRE THIS MAN
HE'S USING UNREAL ENGINE IN ANY WAY HE CAN
Thor was shot mostly using green screen, haven't seen the movie yet but The Volume actually looks good, this looks like green screen shit, so my guess is that they used the Volume for only a couple of scenes
your pathetic coping is embarrassing
Eventually there will be this awkward transition to "fake ticket sales".
It's always kinda heartbreaking.
Captain Tumblr was bought with fake tickets
I got 3 seconds in sorry anon I just couldn't make it to the hiccup
>That fricking hard cut at :18
Holy Jesus, not only does it look like a TV show but it has the editing of one too.
This is shockingly poorly made, I'm 99% certain from :24 onwards, Natalie Portman and the rest of cast did not film their scenes together.
WHY IS THE CINEMATOGRAPHY AND EDITING SO BAD?
Feels like a College Humor skit
Apparently the budget was 250mil. This shit is getting out of hand
The pop culture site I write for probably already has someone reviewing this, but I should see if I can get into an early screening of it and either join in on the anti-capeshit uprising or, worse, pull an Armond White and like it.
>projected 160-180 m opening
healing, my ass
It is gonna underperform hard
I'd like to take your word for it, but you are a proven moron with extreme bias.
Had to buy 10pm Friday tickets for this, everything Thurs thru the 7pm shows were full except for garbage corner seats.
Not a good movie to watch with your kids
>Main focus of the movie is the heterosexual love between the main characters and them wanting to sacrifice even their lives for it
>Nah there's "tremendous homosexual" storylines
Do you homosexuals even try?
>Popular company I don't like is doing poorly
>This is good for an entire medium
Get some fricking perspective, you clown.
>popular company who owns or purchases almost every single company that has/will ever do well and make them do what they want
>its starting to do badly, which is a good thing for the entire medium
How about you do, my guy? The worse off Disney is, even if its just a single film failure like this, the better for the entire industry.