Clark and Lois

Truly a timeless Cinemaphile pairing.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no way that would fit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make it fit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OOooooooouhhhhhhhh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >One dedicated autist trying to force a dead meme
        >everyone ignores this picture
        I had no idea Supes was a dickychad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Superman is known for is amazing feats

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn’t have to be proportional

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It will. Eventually.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf he could kill her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't do PIV They get creative

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mediocre capeshit cartoon is the best romcom ever made

    really makes you think

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Think what? You can easily tell multiple kinds of stories within superhero stuff.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Boco

    Whats people's beef with this show, anyway?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wants to be tranime so bad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anime is cool

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Considering anime and manga are outselling western sloppa by every metric, I can see why

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's for girls. It's fine outside of that I guess

      • 2 weeks ago
        Boco

        I...don't see it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See

          I tried reading some erotica and something that always boggles my mind is how the MC is always a 5ft tall petite chick while her love interest is a gigachad tall as a NBA player with mister olympia muscles. I can't even project in my mind the image of two people like that having sex and yet women write about it all the fricking time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am a dude and I like that pairing. I like having petite girls and I'm a 188cm tall dude. Then again I was never fan of oversized bobs either.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People have to appear cool on 4chinz, so they have to hate stuff.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty boy characters and romance front & centre. Caters to the fujos and females

      I tried reading some erotica and something that always boggles my mind is how the MC is always a 5ft tall petite chick while her love interest is a gigachad tall as a NBA player with mister olympia muscles. I can't even project in my mind the image of two people like that having sex and yet women write about it all the fricking time.

      Most erotica is garbage anon in the way most of anything is garbage. Woman do not know what 8 inches looks or feels like they just know its big and big = exciting.

      Although, to be fair, many guys also arguably do not know what 8 inches either

      • 2 weeks ago
        Boco

        So you're just ignoring the fight scenes, the great use of Superman lore, his rogues (some spot on, some in new, usually cool ways), and one of the most accurate Clark Kents ever written?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pic related is nothing but braindead fight scenes and yet a shit ton of women watch it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pic related also

          • 2 weeks ago
            Boco

            Well, theres plenty of other good stuff too.

            You asked why Cinemaphile shits on it and I answered. I enjoy the show

            Ah, apologies then.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You asked why Cinemaphile shits on it and I answered. I enjoy the show

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cinemaphile shits on it because normies like it.
            That's all you need to know, Boco.

            Well, theres plenty of other good stuff too.

            [...]

            Ah, apologies then.

            Find any popular show on here that gets spammed with hate threads, its because the show is popular with people outside of Cinemaphile.
            Hazbin Hotel and Digital Circus come to mind as the big 2 recent examples.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair though Hazbin Hotel (and to a lesser extent TADC) are actually just shit and get plenty of hate outside of Cinemaphile too (not to mention that any time anything remotely noteworthy happens for either of those shows there's like 20 threads each, minimum, up at a time)

              People shit on MAWS and claim any thread about it is shilling even though at its peak popularity it got/gets maybe a couple threads at once

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >To be fair though Hazbin Hotel (and to a lesser extent TADC) are actually just shit and get plenty of hate outside of Cinemaphile too (not to mention that any time anything remotely noteworthy happens for either of those shows there's like 20 threads each, minimum, up at a time)
                Here we have an anon desperately trying to appeal to majority and say 'p-people outside of here h-hate it too!' lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No amount of seething will make me watch vivslop, kys gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I won't watch it!
                >but I hate it.
                >Even though I have not watched it
                >y-you're a gay
                Smoothest of smooth brains

                the character was more emasculated in the Bruce Timm version where Lois cucked him with Batman

                >cucked
                Were Clark and Lois dating? Married? No?
                Then there was no cuckolding. Learn what words mean, Zhang.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but I hate it.
                >Even though I have not watched it

                I don't need to taste my shit to know it stinks

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                TADC only gets shit because it's a rare case of a fanbase that became toxic almost instantly. Like, less than 24 hours after the pilot was released on youtube the internet was already filled to the brim of creepy fetish porn of it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >toxic
                Am I on tumblr or Twitter? I can't tell. Anytime I see this word on here I wonder how some snowflake little wiener licker stumbled onto here. Lemme guess, you've moved over from reddit recently? Please go back. I know you probably got a little too spicy and got banned but just make a new account. Take your 'toxic' and swallow a shotgun.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fine, should have said "cancer" instead

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No amount of seething will make me watch vivslop, kys gay

                They made demasculinized Supes and pandered to weebs.

                the character was more emasculated in the Bruce Timm version where Lois cucked him with Batman

                >but I hate it.
                >Even though I have not watched it

                I don't need to taste my shit to know it stinks

                [...]
                >he's coping this hard at being called out
                Lol, I'm glad I got a mind broken schizo like you in the thread. You'll bump it to 500 posts

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Like, less than 24 hours after the pilot was released on youtube the internet was already filled to the brim of creepy fetish porn of it
                This is a point in their favor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They made demasculinized Supes and pandered to weebs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >demasculinized

        If you're going to seethe about made up shit at least do it in English, Jose

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the character was more emasculated in the Bruce Timm version where Lois cucked him with Batman

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do people keep saying this shit, they weren't even together for fricks sakes.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried reading some erotica and something that always boggles my mind is how the MC is always a 5ft tall petite chick while her love interest is a gigachad tall as a NBA player with mister olympia muscles. I can't even project in my mind the image of two people like that having sex and yet women write about it all the fricking time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not just women.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nearly all erotic fiction is written by and for women because for some bizarre unexplained reason they get off to written porn more than they do with pics and videos like men do.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because women are verbal while men are visual.
          That's the difference.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you not "see" things while reading? Porn is weird in the sense you're watching two actual people have actual sex. A lot of male porn stars are also ugly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          men are visual creatures while women are more into the idea of things. You know the whole women lie to men with makeup and men lie to women with....lies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fantasy fetish that's why

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't do PIV They get creative

      he's a sub

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clark and Luz*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dead meme

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see Clark and Luz Lance Nozcida. No Lois in sight

      >sorry, amity. It's just a phase

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        They look nothing alike. Luz is some sort of latina and Lois in MAWS is some flavor of asian.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah nothing alike.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see Clark and Luz Lance Nozcida. No Lois in sight

      [...]
      >sorry, amity. It's just a phase

      >samegay

      nearly all erotic fiction is written by and for women because for some bizarre unexplained reason they get off to written porn more than they do with pics and videos like men do.

      I'm reading smut on Ao3 right now, Huntress's Favorite Thorn. Author is a dude.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        choke on a dick and die

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >2/4
          Wow, did you throw that up in gimp real fast? You missed one lmaooooo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is embarassing for (you)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see Clark and Luz Lance Nozcida. No Lois in sight

      [...]
      >sorry, amity. It's just a phase

      Face blindness is sign of autism.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally Luz in a different font

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is embarassing for (you)

          >he's coping this hard at being called out
          Lol, I'm glad I got a mind broken schizo like you in the thread. You'll bump it to 500 posts

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"these characters look alike"
            >"You're a mind broken schizo!"
            K

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >sorry, amity. It's just a phase

        They look nothing alike. Luz is some sort of latina and Lois in MAWS is some flavor of asian.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's most likely Korean (her VA is).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I remember when it first came out and people said vietnamese. lol.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She is actually mixed, but yeah she is part asian part black/brown.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So she's Honey Gold

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see Clark and Luz Lance Nozcida. No Lois in sight

      [...]
      >sorry, amity. It's just a phase

      I would say Brown tomboy Lois is a huge update.

      I also find it funny that companies make "poc" woman brown instead of black like movies do because they know that brown, straight haired women aren't "black" enough for white women not to be able to identify with them, but are POC enough for them to check diversity boxes.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see Clark and Luz Lance Nozcida. No Lois in sight

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    written by a woman btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tumblr
      go back

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not my fault the gif on google images link back to fricking tumblr.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >K
    You are coping
    (coping)
    Coping and seething
    (coping and seething)
    You just can't accept what you're seeing
    Yes, you're coping
    (coping)
    Coping and seething
    (coping and seething)
    The truth it is scalding
    And now you are malding
    And coping
    Coping so hard
    (coping, coping and seething)

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are a GOAT /co couple for a reason.

    Breaking them up for the New 52 was not as big of a mistake as the idiocy that ended up being BAT cat BAT CAT but comes fairly close.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clark and Lois, Bruce and Selina simple as.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in most continuities Lois is horny for Superman but thinks Clark is a nerd loser that makes her pussy dry, which is a bad starting point for a relationship because Clark is his true self while Superman is the alter ego.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That happens even in LA movies and series, right?
        I think the only one where I've seen Lois fall in love with Clark before Superman is in Superman and Lois.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So you've not watched MAWS? You outta.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was actually already counting on that one, Lois completely fell for clumsy Clark at the donut shop.
            Rather, he was talking about the Live Action versions what is it that most people know

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh my bad. But yeah that donut shop scene hah.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >brown asian lois
    why are they roleplaying as south east asians?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Their names have to be a play on the explorers Lewis and Clark right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently not. Clark Kent is derived from Kent Taylor and Clark Gable.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lois is just built for Kryptonians

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