I’m actually tall, have a big dick, and have had girls like me and one even through herself at me, I just never made in moves because I was very awkward in my youth.
Being a KHHV for a long time unironically makes you use 100% of your brain and you start to really look at life and all bullshit and understand everything. I redpilled myself ok females. I’m the kingcel
NTA but if you go the majority of your life without female interest it's easy once you start. While they are normal, you can sleep with them. If they ever try to trick you or make you do something you don't want, you just ghost them and block them. Then you move to the next one. I'm completely unphased by womyn antics.
Women are expected to reject countless intimate encounters for the sake of promising themselves to their one true love. Men however when asked to reject women...do you think there are nearly as many men rejecting women as there are women rejecting men?
Women perform a harder task of dodging dick.
Men should dodge peach out of pure moral principle...but do they? Do they even discuss that as worthy at all?
Men are weak in this one area where women are strong.
This is why wars are fought over them.
women... only do that under extremely rigorous social pressures enacted and enforced by men, moron
when men become homosexuals who remove those social pressures for equality our whole system comes crashing down
so again the onus is entirely on men being strong, women are not strong at all you subhuman moron
By old men. Their faith in those morals depends on the deeds of young men.
>Women are expected to reject countless intimate encounters for the sake of promising themselves to their one true love.
No they aren't. Haven't been for several centuries, and even then remarriage goes back thousands of years. This is why you're an "incel". You have warped ideas of reality and fairy-tale expectations of men and women that never existed.
Tattted bawd who has never experienced fairy tale romance and settled for meaningless sex.
The degenerates fear the volcel and the invincible marriage. Character that they lack they despise.
>so delusional he has to make up imaginary confrontations with nonexistent women on the internet to explain why his invalid basement preconceptions are being attacked
See? You are mentally unwell anon. Unironically, seek help. It is possible to get better.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
My poetic language extends to you on the same moral plane as the tatted bawd herself. That might as well be your address. >so israeli he demands others succumb to no obligation low investment lack of bonding and human connection
Sorry your mother did not breast feed you, Mcisraelitenburg SwipeAppstein of the rotten suburb
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
its 12:23 am and this is probably the gaygiest thing ill read all day already
congrats bro, gay of the ray award goes to you and its only been 23 minutes
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Just know kid you have to find her fricking fast. Like she needs to be your highschool sweetheart. If you're not grinding weights and unironically MEWing and shit (that stuff works get a jaw exercisor) also do light training on your neck not enough to frick it up but a thicker neck is always very good and important. You need to find a girl WELL before your dating market is anywhere near the end of highschool and fricking lock her down and it needs to be a good one, the one you bet your future on.
Because there is next to no future whatsoever for a valuable partner past that age range unless you find a 15 year old and """groom""" her or something when you're that old, and that's hairy.
Also don't stake shit in there being some paradigm shift where all these thots suddenly believe it's popular to be trad, they can't unsuck a wiener and they can't unfrick Tyrone.
ALSO lastly any "trad wife" you meet is going to be a batshit BPD case who is pandering for attention or just learned it from her ex-boyfriend. Women are meant to be blank slates, you need to be cool enough to nail her down and then impart YOUR values, which will come naturally. If you break up there will be some homosexual a year down the road with a based trad girlfriend who likes whatever male shit you like because YOU MADE HER.
This is the case 100% of the time women only get into trad shit because of exes or "male friends" (orbiters) that they've kept around long enough.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You've never touched a vegana.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Luckily enough I already walked down that road. I lived an idyllic Disney royal romance. However financially...I lost the territory to make that sunset last.
This is why wars need to be fought over women. America has lost their woman's honor. Other nations will rise to defend theirs. This struggle for power is all that matters to secure the future to make sure that Weimer shame never returns and stays out. To destroy the cloaca in favor of the hearth.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Good thing unholy English was not our language
https://youtu.be/oVzjEXHPdIY?si=CfUcrveWQeMx7ePL
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
If only someone told me this when I was 15, my dad was a unpopular beta male who my Stacey mom settled for in her 30s
They tried to sell me the delusion of waiting till your 30 to marry some roastie and wienerblocked me however they could when I was in high-school
I just gave up at this point. I hope something l8e isekai reincarnation is real so I can choose to be born into a better life next time
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I wasn't trying to tell you to wait Anon. I was le TRAD Anon...my point was that when you're young lock it down hard and frick the boomers and their bullshit parade like you're a goddamn Hindu on a spirit quest with an arranged marriage divined by God on the day of your birth for your FCKING DESTINY
I was lucky to find a fellow antiboomer extremist sexy female hellbent on instant ultra commitment
no pussyfootin around, pussies!
GUN IT
GUN IT
GUN IT
while you're young
otherwise you're in the decrepit dreg heap with the rest of us
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
BASKIN IT
BASKIN IT
BASKIN IT
trust fund’s band
baskin roberts trust’s fund band cram it fundie bateman with the rest of amanda
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
two eleven hughes st. northeast
fort walton beach, florida 32548
shut up milhouse
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
1542 Tower Grove Dr
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
Cram it, fundie!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Is that Seth MacFarlane's address? kek
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Seth MacFarlane is a FUND. TRUST. BAND.
Baskin Roberts Baskin Roberts Baskin Roberts
Anon I know you're 15 and I'm telling you to drop this shit now otherwise you'll look back on the glory days of your life in pure disgust and hatred of being a skinnyfat incel "Trad"
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Wrong. I will out live this dark age and live as my ancestors did and defy your dirty lineage.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I really hope this it satirical
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I really hope you get whats coming to you. STDs and alimony and cuckshame
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Alimony >Cuckshame
Wouldn't it be one or the other?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
There are plenty of men who have found out their child is not theirs, divorced the wife, and still have to pay child support for the kid that is proven to be not theirs
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Can someone edit the trashcan with a toilet
So it looks like skibidi toilet
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
And I mean you suddenly look around the squalor you already adjusted to and GET IT.
>so again the onus is entirely on men being strong, women are not strong at all you subhuman moron
My mother was cheated on by her first husband and her second husband (my father). My grandmother was cheated on by my grandmother. The reason I didn't cheat was simply from my delight in my woman's moral admiration that sustains me. I grew up around immoral men and moral women. You are shielding yourself from your own pain, and ignoring the principle. The just principle of loyalty falls on both parties for the sanctity of marriage for the power of kindred inheritance to be an unbreakable estate capable of enslaving your bastard ilk who were not even born on purpose but out of frivolous busted nuts.
>Women are expected to reject countless intimate encounters for the sake of promising themselves to their one true love.
No they aren't. Haven't been for several centuries, and even then remarriage goes back thousands of years. This is why you're an "incel". You have warped ideas of reality and fairy-tale expectations of men and women that never existed.
>Yes, I look at life purely through cliff notes of propaganda pamphlets I receive online
I'm sorry you've never stepped outside your door, or cracked open a book. Truly.
Oxytocin has a stronger effect in women on their first encounters, which is why men can have casual sex with many one-night stands without any disadvantage to their ability to pair-bond, whereas women who have one-night stands permanently damage their ability to pair-bond
This is why the rate of divorce is so much higher for non-virgin brides (even controlling for religion) but barely is barely impacted for men no matter how many partners they've had
That being said, a woman being cheated on has innate bond harming pressures. The paradox is that women are aroused by a preselected man who is getting it on with other women. This is why religious communities tend to villify the female orgasm. But there is hope...onaholes and dildo markets and porn studios and Moslems and Mormons demonstrate that a few formalities in time stop reckless decision making dead in its tracks.
Public school and wage slaving ruined women's chances at romance. Swipe app good girls are more likely to catch STDs than actual porn stars and certainly regulated prostitutes. Women do not have the reasoning to guide themselves to these very excellent healthy happy parameters. Religions don't either anymore with smartphones as the new restraint chair human contact dispensation device. Oh please AI, heed my prayer, and fix the hoes.
>I have to actively decide not to eat food >Hunter-Gatherers had to constantly chase it and still borderline starve >I'M A BETTER HUNTER THAN THEY'LL EVER BE
c**t Logic.
Jessica was bad as frick, both literally and especially, super duper figuratively. Hot as frick and wild as hell (laughing like a banshee when she follows Bart down the way too steep hill, after pushing him).
Jessica also had a trust fund in her Baskin band. Kek it’s kino and funded as hell (Matt Groening flew on Epstein’s jet and forced little kids to give him foot massages).
Women are not real, most of what you understand about perception is wrong.
Ever notice how when you are inside of the acidity seeps in your your dick hole and makes you wooshy?
Most men try to deal with this by jackrabbiting the mind control drug away
>Why are military base brats always so good?
They move around a lot so they develop strong interpersonal skills because they're forced to make a new group of friends every 18 months.
When I was an EMT (worst job ever ever) we had a call where some 6 year olds were having a sleepover and I learned later from the police that one of them had seen a gangbang porno on….yep their phone (a fricking 6 year old with a phone, wtf) and it just so happens that one of the kids there was a girl and they tried to do it with her but she started crying and the parents walked in on THAT. She was okay, just kind of confused but when her parents were notified, the dad of the girl showed up with a gun and the only reason he didn’t kill everyone in that house was because there was a K-9 unit and the smart cop just released it on him, otherwise he would’ve been turned into confetti.
Life Tip: Don’t ever let your kids have sleepovers. It’s like a ticket child molestation land. Ask any first responder, social worker, or nurse if they would ever let their kid go to a sleepover.
WORSE SHIT HAPPENED. The kicker for me was a mom with postpartum depression who called her husband and said she was going to kill her kids. She poured lighter fluid on her 3 month old, 4 year old, and herself and set everyone on fire. Responding to that made Serbian Film look like a Disney Channel movie.
When I was an EMT (worst job ever ever) we had a call where some 6 year olds were having a sleepover and I learned later from the police that one of them had seen a gangbang porno on….yep their phone (a fricking 6 year old with a phone, wtf) and it just so happens that one of the kids there was a girl and they tried to do it with her but she started crying and the parents walked in on THAT. She was okay, just kind of confused but when her parents were notified, the dad of the girl showed up with a gun and the only reason he didn’t kill everyone in that house was because there was a K-9 unit and the smart cop just released it on him, otherwise he would’ve been turned into confetti.
Life Tip: Don’t ever let your kids have sleepovers. It’s like a ticket child molestation land. Ask any first responder, social worker, or nurse if they would ever let their kid go to a sleepover.
Thats fricked up anon, earlier today I saw a news story about a man who cut his roommate into pieces and climbed out of his window covered in blood and holding a torso and knife in the other hand, the responding cops shot and killed him but I think if I was a cop I would just quit after that shit.
Yeah that may have been tough, but if you really want to see a difficult job, try being a software engineer who has to go into the office twice a week instead of 100% remote, homosexual. You don’t know pain.
It’s actually comforting that something so horrible would seem “made up.” I wish you a much sheltered life. You have no idea what’s out there fricking people raised by wolves
One of my best friend's a lawyer. Had one case where a 14 year old got pregnant and she didn't even know who might be the father because she had fricked all the boys in her class, the father wanted to fricking sue all the kids. They were obviously dirt poor and stupid.
>Life Tip: Don’t ever let your kids have sleepovers. It’s like a ticket child molestation land.
Great idea, anon, ruin your kid’s social life because of your own manic paranoia. I went to like 50 sleepovers as a kid and literally was never molested once. The odds are pretty low I should think.
We were poor so when I had a sleep over with my best friend when I was like 10 or whatever we just shared my tiny ass little bed. Americans are so fricked in the head.
I went to tons of sleepovers as a kid and had absolutely nothing happened to me or any of my friends (as far as I know). I've never heard of a co-op sleepover before. Every sleepover I had ever heard about was always all boys or all girls. Also, sleepovers at 6? I probably starting doing sleepovers with friends around 8-9.
I remember one where we all shared a big tent and we were all up for half the night so it’s literally impossible for anything to have happened. Most of my other co-ed sleepovers were me and this girl who was a close family friend. One time in the summer when we were 10 we both took all our clothes off and ran around her garden, but there was no playing doctor or anything like that between us.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
i would be surprised your parents would still allow you to run around naked outside when you were as old as 10. my experience is that usually 5-6 is the max age for that.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Well I don’t know. We were both from kind of artsy middle class families. Actually, both of my parents and both her parents were around at the time and came in and out of the house supervising me and her while we were playing, so they all saw both of us naked and nobody seemed bothered by it. I’m from the UK not the USA so there is a cultural difference about nudity as well.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
why were you naked? and your parents really were all nonplussed about it?
we used to have and go to sleep overs all the time
the worst thing that ever happened was one of my sisters friends showed me her boobs and then later that night i woke up and they were trying to put make up on me
i miss you nicole; you were cuter than i thought and i wish i knew earlier how you felt about me even though your dad would have killed me
similar things happened to me i’m probably reading too much into it but when i think back on such things i wonder if they thought i was ugly and wanted to see if they could make me attractive or if they pretty much thought “oh he’s got a pretty girly looking face let’s see if we can kick it up a notch”
>i wonder if they thought i was ugly
no
it's just play
little kids play and reassign gender/family roles at the drop of a hat
it's why they're children and not adults
it's not uncommon at all for a boy and girl playing "house" to switch roles briefly just for fun
doesn't mean anything, btw. try not to freak out too much because today all anyone can talk about is gender
no it was a torment joke
i was literally being held down by 4 14 year old girls (i hate creams, lotions, ointment even the word lotion makes my skin crawl) and woke up to a full make over and they took pictures and put it on myspace
my sister was one of the most popular girls in school
i get shit on to this day by friends about it sometimes
>i miss you nicole; you were cuter than i thought and i wish i knew earlier how you felt about me even though your dad would have killed me
This Anon is black. His black sister was holding sleepovers and had a white friend named Nicole who showed him her boobs.
frick you Black person im not black get your fetish shit in check and correct yourself someday soon
I hate cuck shit I legit thought you were just some little Black by "your father would have killed me" if you pursued "Nicole" (which I agree he should, like unironically scare you to death if you're a kid and actually hang you from a tree if you were a teen going after his young white daughter). Also she should get a serious whipping for flashing breasts.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
no, her dad was state police and made luietenant, hes killed at least 3 people
they ended up divorcing and her mom got the house never remarried
i see her at thr bar from time to time. shes still hot as frick for mid 50's, nicole went .... coast guard? air national guard? and married some other service dude
but i did get to bang her younger sister back in 2018 before i got married
she wasnt as cute but she was shorter with nicer breasts
They probably just thought it would be funny. Kind of like the little kids who dress up their cats in doll outfits.
why were you naked? and your parents really were all nonplussed about it?
It was kind of a long time ago but if I remember correctly it was just an impulsive thing. They had sprinklers going in one part of the garden and we were wearing swimming outfits and playing in the sprinklers. Then at some point we both got naked and started running around the whole garden. My parents and her parents were all totally ok with it. I think they might have made some jokes but nobody was offended by us being nude.
>i miss you nicole; you were cuter than i thought and i wish i knew earlier how you felt about me even though your dad would have killed me
This Anon is black. His black sister was holding sleepovers and had a white friend named Nicole who showed him her boobs.
>all these moron replies missing the key context of "when you were 6 and having sleepovers your friends didn't have smart phones with gang bang porn at their fingertips"
just bring on the rapture already
we used to have and go to sleep overs all the time
the worst thing that ever happened was one of my sisters friends showed me her boobs and then later that night i woke up and they were trying to put make up on me
i miss you nicole; you were cuter than i thought and i wish i knew earlier how you felt about me even though your dad would have killed me
The hell is up with fathers wanting to kill or grievously hurt any man who wants to date/frick his daughter? Just say you're in love with your daughter bro, no need to pull a gun out at the wedding.
Current generation of kids are just fricked. I had a sleepover with a girl one year older than me, next-door neighbor who was the boyish type and we both were young (8,9 I think). We stayed up late talking about scary movies and ended up sleeping together on the same bed while hugging, but when I woke up I remember noticing I was back on my own bed. I guess my parents checked in on us in the morning and put me back in my own. They didn't say anything afterwards either so they probably understood we were both too young to be doing anything dirty. She moved away a year later.
Oh yeah, there was a unicorn Japanese chick with hitomi tanaka sized breasts that got knocked up by her uncle around the same age. It was a hard enough pill to swallow that it happened, I felt extremely bad. But then also, the only Japanese girl with massive breasts, I've ever seen in my life moved away. Frick this gay earth.
With blacks and beaners the average age to lose one's virginity is 10-11 and 90% of the girls have been molested.
man they must have been some level of white trash
I bet the white trash neighbor girl I was head over heels for with an insanely possessive crush (the latter part being important, which my parents didn't discourage as they rightfully should have) lost her virginity at 8 or something a couple years after she moved away.
When I was 7 years old there were too girls who had speed run finished puberty and had developed shortstack e-girl breasts. I flirted her up but she was too 7 year old brained to be flirted...or I was too 7 year old unattractive to get her attention.
Two couples in elementary school started banging in 4th grade. They would sneak off to do some bjs and got caught many times.
I developed game in middle school by talking to the freakiest early bloomers. By the time I started dating seriously in high school I settled with my highschool sweetheart. I picked the most innocent loyal girl that was left. Thank you, bawd-senseis.
When I was 12 I persuaded a 9 year old girl cousin of mine to play a game where we both stripped naked and got into my bed. We kissed on the lips, then I felt her pussy (squishy) and she touched my wiener (too tight, it hurt). When I was like 14 I was secretly very smug when friends were talking about girls they wanted to bang, because I felt like I had already gone most of the way. Then they all got girlfriends except me and I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 24, and didn’t get a proper relationship until I was nearly 30. That’s life I guess.
You're also the tween 30 year old virgin member in the family who raped your 9 year old cousin... I wonder how many of them know but don't do anything cause they don't want to tear the family apart and "kids will be kids". That's life I guess.
>raped
Nobody was raped, mister. Two kids touched each other, then they got dressed and played The Sims for the PC. It’s none of your beeswax really but me and her have a great relationship now and she’s married with kids. The story you decided to construct about our family’s life is total nonsense and probably just a projection of whatever fricked up shit happened in your life.
nah I just thought framing it like that and possibly causing FUD would be funny. If I convinced my 9 year old cousin when I was a fricking TWELVE YEAR OLD aka fully sexually aware of what molestation is and shit, to let me kiss her and touch her vegana ("oooh squishy" as you said) I wouldn't be talking about it on here bro.
I was a pretty young 12 to be fair. I knew what sex was but I also knew that what we were doing was not sex, and to me at the time it was just another game like Sims or Monopoly. Maybe I was making too much light of the situation just now. I was trying to be funny talking about it, but it is something that I honestly do feel guilty about. I was young but 12 isn’t that young. I spoke about it with her a few years ago and she remembered everything and was super chill about the whole thing. She agreed that we were both dumb kids at the time and didn’t have a problem with it then or now. Still should not have happened but it was fun at the time.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
now I feel bad for fricking with you because to be honest I didn't care and if anything the only way I could be made to really care is in the sense of being jealous you got to touch her pussy
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Oh yeah I mean if I didn’t make it clear enough in my previous posts there is absolutely no reason for anyone to be jealous of me.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I think you made up a dumb story for Cinemaphile and are trying to save face for some reason. Really really break down how the
"Hey remember when I was twelve and diddled your vegana?" Conversations went.
Did you bring it up? Did she? Was she with the father of her kids at the time?
You are lying anon.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I think you made up a dumb story for Cinemaphile and are trying to save face for some reason.
OK you got me. I was trying to impress everyone by telling this really weird story about my childhood that most people find repulsive. I thought that would make people like me better. You win. >Really really break down how the
"Hey remember when I was twelve and diddled your vegana?" Conversations went. Did you bring it up? Did she? Was she with the father of her kids at the time?
I brought it up, I was staying at her home and she and me stayed up into the night talking about old stories. At one point I mentioned the game we had played, I felt guilty about it and wanted to know if she remembered. She did, and apparently what stood out to her the most was how cold my feet were. Not some lifelong trauma. We laughed about it and I said I should have known better than to do it. She said it was alright and that really we were both too young to know better.
Go call your mom and dad and tell them word for word what you typed on here. Start out with, "hey guys, funny story, but..." and then your post. Then if they're like "what the frick... you did fricking what? when you were how old?" tell them "well mister it's none of your beeswax really but we have a great relationship and she's married with kids, as you know... You know what mom and dad, if you think that's weird or "rapey" or "molesty" on my part maybe you're just projecting."
>Go call your mom and dad and tell them word for word what you typed on here.
No for the same reason I wouldn’t tell them any embarassing story they don’t already know about. If I told them the story of my losing my virginity to a fat co-worker, or throwing up on a girl when I was a drunk teenager, or any other humiliating dumb shit they would say the same thing. >Then if they're like "what the frick... you did fricking what? when you were how old?" tell them "well mister it's none of your beeswax really but we have a great relationship and she's married with kids, as you know... You know what mom and dad, if you think that's weird or "rapey" or "molesty" on my part maybe you're just projecting."
That guy was projecting, making up all that shit about my family that he doesn’t know about.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
what you did is clearly not the same thing as getting drunk as a teenager, you moron. apologize to your cousin and then have a nice day.
You yourself said you didn't have a healthy romantic relationship until you were 30.
Where the frick do you get to come off trying RP as a totally normal and holier than thou homosexual now anon?
Also if you were being sexually promiscuous at 12 but didn't stick in in for another 12 years I'm sure there are HORROR stories that you either haven't made up yet or would be laughed at in there.
>You yourself said you didn't have a healthy romantic relationship until you were 30. Where the frick do you get to come off trying RP as a totally normal and holier than thou homosexual now anon?
What are you talking about? Me having a great relationship with my cousin as an adult is me RPing as being holier than thou? It happens to just be the truth actually. >Also if you were being sexually promiscuous at 12
How is ‘touched a girl’s pussy one time’ the same thing as being sexually promiscuous in your mind? Think about it. >I'm sure there are HORROR stories that you either haven't made up yet or would be laughed at in there.
Most of my failed attempts at getting girls to like me as a teenager and young adult were pathetic but I don’t regret trying with any of those girls. I would rather try and fail than not try at all. But I don’t have horror stories, just ‘I’m an idiot’ stories.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
How is feeling up a nine year old's vegana sexually promiscuous?
Because it is anon, and again if you were in that mindset for twelve years and didn't seal the deal I imagine you have a bunch of "I was naked and couldn't get it up after scaring a girl into the situation" stories.
You've already admitting to not being above manipulating a very vulnerable girl who trusted you into that scenario. What happened when you learned about booze and your own inability?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
*Didn't seal the deal for twelve more years
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>How is feeling up a nine year old's vegana sexually promiscuous? Because it is anon
A promiscuous person is someone who has sex with lots of different people, not someone who plays a sex game one time as a 12 year old. >and again if you were in that mindset for twelve years and didn't seal the deal I imagine you have a bunch of "I was naked and couldn't get it up after scaring a girl into the situation" stories.
This sounds like you’re projecting too. I’ve always been pretty lucky with getting it up, for all the good it’s done me. And I’ve never ‘scared’ anybody into anything. >You've already admitting to not being above manipulating a very vulnerable girl who trusted you into that scenario.
Nobody was manipualted. I asked if she wanted to play that game and she said yes. I shouldnt have asked her, she was too young and I was older and wiser (supposedly). But it’s not like I tricked her. >What happened when you learned about booze and your own inability?
What inability?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
What was the closest you got to fricking a girl between 12 and 24 where you fricked it up?
If it wasn't inability to get it up, where'd it go wrong?
My first gf lost her virginity at 12. She was from a remote village in africa and was very sensitive about it. It def wasnt rape but she definitely felt bad about it and made her scared of sex entirely because she came from a religious family.
I guess I was like 6-7? An older girl, she was 10, made me do things with her and it got to me putting my limp dick inside her. She then went and told her mom about it and I got a beating from her and then my parents because no one believed me. It made me really awkward around the first sexual contact in a relationship and I’ve been incredibly cautious of women ever since, and had another adult relationship end because she tried to set me up for a sexual assault charge but both her and my friends got it flipped on her immediately and she relented on it saying she’d done it for attention because she was depressed or some excuse.
Why are they like this bros? I just mind my business and treat people with kindness yet women are out here ruining us.
i am rather critical of the benefit of therapy in general but this is something you really should go see some sort of clinical therapist for if you havent already
I’m rather trust funded, let’s say, I’ve got a band.
Doesn’t mean I’ve got any Baskin Roberts to recommend.
Fight your fundies high, and you’ll have fought the roberts trust funds nigh.
>she only told her best friend who then told the whole class
evil
You do realize that kids lie about this right? My friends when I was little always made up stories about getting laid to look cool until they admit they lied about it later. I know some probably aren't lying but I bet the majority never did anything.
My boss (who’s about 60 now) said he lost his when he was 10 so it’s not a new thing. It’s a class thing (obviously the internet didn’t help, most got the idea from movies or dirty magazines that were left around)
You will never be a real Mexican. You have no childhood memories growing up in Mexico, no competent spanish language skills, no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown American man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's natural perfection.
All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Mexicans mock you. Your Abuelita is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "amigos" laugh at your incomprehensible """spanish""" behind closed doors.
Mexicans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Mexicans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Chicanos who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mexican. Your accent and tourist like behavior is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Mexicana home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your hard shell tacos and "tex-mex" food.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning, say "buenos dias" to the mirror and spend 10 minutes with duolingo, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
This is your fate. This is what your parents choose when they jumped the border. There's no turning back.
speaking of class. You ever research English Boarding schools? they're more watered down and yet they're still incredibly traumatic.
But everything before the 90s was bum rape between boys. Every Englishman experienced being a prison b***h and a serial ass raper in their school days. Probab,y explains Laurence of Arabia.
If mean, it still is if you allow it and act as a sub. But regardless, if the fetish originated when you were a little boy because of this little girl and if you still want it as an adult that's still femdom.
Remember this girl isn't just some controlling femdom b***h who manipulates Bart and others and survives purely on guile in other cases she demonstrates she's his equal if not his better at certain things, like when they both race down the crazy hill. That makes her hotter.
That’s understandable anon, baskin roberts started in 2011, just before you got here. Anyway it’s a kino meme that makes fun of Seth MacFarlane and fundies. It makes me kek.
That’s understandable anon, baskin roberts started in 2011, just before you got here. Anyway it’s a kino meme that makes fun of Seth MacFarlane and fundies. It makes me kek.
explained it to me, I think it’s pretty funny actually. Kek, it’s kino!
That’s understandable anon, baskin roberts started in 2011, just before you got here. Anyway it’s a kino meme that makes fun of Seth MacFarlane and fundies. It makes me kek.
Thanks for clearing that up for me, man. That is pretty funny. I may join in on the fun too. Consider me a baskinbro!
[...]
explained it to me, I think it’s pretty funny actually. Kek, it’s kino!
ROCKIN’!!!!!!!
Its one really unfunny Black person that wont stop samegayging
>jerking off regularly around the age of 9-10
If you guys want to know why zoomers like myself are fricked up with regards to sexual topics it's likely because of this.
You can watch motherless on an iPad 2 as a 10 year old, all you have to do is press "yes, I'm 18" and it's good enough for them.
There is too much frickin porno on the internet. "uummm why are these zooms hate sex scenes and titillate?? gays all of them lol" Because we are the generation most exposed to every accessible porno under the sun. I want to think about raising a family and building a life together with a loving wife, not whether or not the sex scenes in the latest goyslop adult tv drama are spicy enough.
I was cultivating a harem of girls Im whose but I could hump when I was 4 in preschool, before I even knew what porn was. Finding porn at 8 definitely didn’t help though. My kid won’t get private internet access till he’s well into his teens, that’s for sure. Though I guess it’s more important to teach them the value of keeping promiscuity in check
Fair enough, I'm pretty poor myself. But even then it seems far more common for zooms of all social standings to have had access to all the free internet porno in their late childhood.
Yes it was a Catholic school in an upper middle class neighborhood
There was one (ugly/poor) girl that gave a guy a blowjob in the gym closet in grade 8 and it caused a big drama.
In grade 8 at the graduation party a girl played footsy with me in the hot tub. But sex was never seen as on the table by anyone. I never even considered that I might frick a girl until highschool.
When I was a little kid under the age of 6 I would have hardcore make out sessions with the daughter of a woman who used to babysit me, she was maybe a year or two older. Babysat me for years, we would be hardcore making out tongue etc at least once a week.
Im now 32 and haven’t so much as kissed someone since then
baskin stays rockin’
fundies stay crammed
bateman stays seething
why hasnt the thread updated since may 26th? still in the proving grounds? because he knows it is a faildox.
His funding was running out, don't worry he seems to be picking up cream lately, dispensing his faildox everywhere. He is also saying one of the Baskinbros is pajeet wait no chink wait no hapa wait no latino
Cram it, James Bateman
People want to frick and repressing that causes hyper bawdtery.
Centuries ago it was normal for your kids to marry and be fricking at 14, not too unusual for them to be younger.
If you weren't the first son or first daughter you had more freedom to frick around without consequence.
You know, its pretty crazy that some people reach that milestone when they are just kids. Personally, I believe its normal to do that when your in high school.
When I was around 7 there was a girl in my neighborhood who was a year older than me and we would play house, which basically just involved us making out. One time we were almost caught and it freaked me out, so I cut it off and said we shouldn't do it anymore. I regretted calling it quits for years. I literally haven't kissed a girl since.
I'm a 32 year old kissless virgin. I've never even been on a date. I also didn't jerk off for the first time until I was around 24, yes seriously. I wasn't religious or anything. I just didn't care to do it
i guess i should feel blessed i have very little recollection of my youngest years that i don’t remember such a thing (i kind of want to punch my sister for randomly informing/“reminding” me of such a thing.. christ what an butthole) but I recently found out my favorite relative my cousin attempted to molest me when I was about 5 (he was about 7) and like I know he didn't mean anything harmful by it and the majority of times I hung out with him I just thought he's a real cool guy with great tastes in music and movies I haven't seen him in years but now (re)knowing what I know... goddammit fricking b***h ruined a good friendship I had with someone
I used to finger my female cousin when we both were 11~12, she already had massive breasts by that age, i once got her naked but I pussied out and didn't frick her
another forced meme? figured
ill just filter it i guess; i have not seen a meaningful post attached to any of that phrase
weird how some people just latch onto a saying like that, i imagine some weirdo randomly cackling and screaming out as he types "ahahahahha baskin robins" "lmao" "ice cream" or whatever the frick it means
>another forced meme? figured >ill just filter it i guess; i have not seen a meaningful post attached to any of that phrase >weird how some people just latch onto a saying like that, i imagine some weirdo randomly cackling and screaming out as he types "ahahahahha baskin robins" "lmao" "ice cream" or whatever the frick it means
nta but it does have a big following, there's a subreddit dedicated to it and the posts do well. a scorching critique on the Hollywood elite, it fits into Cinemaphile snug like a glove
dunno what that means either, was born into stone masonry and eletrical work
irregardlessly
what does this have to do with misspelling an ice cream company though
so crazy
at least sneed and bane posting had some type of basis
a format even
this is literally just seemingly barely coherent autistic spergouts
i guess that makes it funny?
>if you do this you get intimacy/sex
stay away from women like this, if they don't enjoy sex with you and make it transactional then they should just frick off
Convinced it is a single sperg who latched onto a phrase he probably doesn't even understand. Welcome to the filter list homosexual. Glad I'll never see your shit again.
This episode was supposed to redpill you on the nature of women.
Then what does it say about men for the episode where Milhouse gets a girlfriend? Bart was being a little homosexual in that episode.
It did but also showed the inherent magic and hypnosis that females have on men (and why we will repeat our mistakes with them)
Unironically being a KHHV has made me immune to their black magic. Their little games don’t work on me
Because you’ve never felt it directly. You would be powerless anon
I’m actually tall, have a big dick, and have had girls like me and one even through herself at me, I just never made in moves because I was very awkward in my youth.
Being a KHHV for a long time unironically makes you use 100% of your brain and you start to really look at life and all bullshit and understand everything. I redpilled myself ok females. I’m the kingcel
*redpilled myslef on females
The world started to go wrong when men began to believe that not getting pussy makes you some kind of martyr.
Yeah, it was fine before then.
NTA but if you go the majority of your life without female interest it's easy once you start. While they are normal, you can sleep with them. If they ever try to trick you or make you do something you don't want, you just ghost them and block them. Then you move to the next one. I'm completely unphased by womyn antics.
All it did was give me a boner
I watched it recently and still got a boner.
And what of the nature of men?
Women are expected to reject countless intimate encounters for the sake of promising themselves to their one true love. Men however when asked to reject women...do you think there are nearly as many men rejecting women as there are women rejecting men?
Women perform a harder task of dodging dick.
Men should dodge peach out of pure moral principle...but do they? Do they even discuss that as worthy at all?
Men are weak in this one area where women are strong.
This is why wars are fought over them.
It was rhetorical you fricking virgin autist, go take your thesis to /misc/. Jesus, this is why you people don't have friends.
Tatted bawd says what?
By old men. Their faith in those morals depends on the deeds of young men.
Tattted bawd who has never experienced fairy tale romance and settled for meaningless sex.
The degenerates fear the volcel and the invincible marriage. Character that they lack they despise.
>so delusional he has to make up imaginary confrontations with nonexistent women on the internet to explain why his invalid basement preconceptions are being attacked
See? You are mentally unwell anon. Unironically, seek help. It is possible to get better.
My poetic language extends to you on the same moral plane as the tatted bawd herself. That might as well be your address.
>so israeli he demands others succumb to no obligation low investment lack of bonding and human connection
Sorry your mother did not breast feed you, Mcisraelitenburg SwipeAppstein of the rotten suburb
its 12:23 am and this is probably the gaygiest thing ill read all day already
congrats bro, gay of the ray award goes to you and its only been 23 minutes
Just know kid you have to find her fricking fast. Like she needs to be your highschool sweetheart. If you're not grinding weights and unironically MEWing and shit (that stuff works get a jaw exercisor) also do light training on your neck not enough to frick it up but a thicker neck is always very good and important. You need to find a girl WELL before your dating market is anywhere near the end of highschool and fricking lock her down and it needs to be a good one, the one you bet your future on.
Because there is next to no future whatsoever for a valuable partner past that age range unless you find a 15 year old and """groom""" her or something when you're that old, and that's hairy.
Also don't stake shit in there being some paradigm shift where all these thots suddenly believe it's popular to be trad, they can't unsuck a wiener and they can't unfrick Tyrone.
ALSO lastly any "trad wife" you meet is going to be a batshit BPD case who is pandering for attention or just learned it from her ex-boyfriend. Women are meant to be blank slates, you need to be cool enough to nail her down and then impart YOUR values, which will come naturally. If you break up there will be some homosexual a year down the road with a based trad girlfriend who likes whatever male shit you like because YOU MADE HER.
This is the case 100% of the time women only get into trad shit because of exes or "male friends" (orbiters) that they've kept around long enough.
You've never touched a vegana.
Luckily enough I already walked down that road. I lived an idyllic Disney royal romance. However financially...I lost the territory to make that sunset last.
This is why wars need to be fought over women. America has lost their woman's honor. Other nations will rise to defend theirs. This struggle for power is all that matters to secure the future to make sure that Weimer shame never returns and stays out. To destroy the cloaca in favor of the hearth.
Good thing unholy English was not our language
https://youtu.be/oVzjEXHPdIY?si=CfUcrveWQeMx7ePL
If only someone told me this when I was 15, my dad was a unpopular beta male who my Stacey mom settled for in her 30s
They tried to sell me the delusion of waiting till your 30 to marry some roastie and wienerblocked me however they could when I was in high-school
I just gave up at this point. I hope something l8e isekai reincarnation is real so I can choose to be born into a better life next time
I wasn't trying to tell you to wait Anon. I was le TRAD Anon...my point was that when you're young lock it down hard and frick the boomers and their bullshit parade like you're a goddamn Hindu on a spirit quest with an arranged marriage divined by God on the day of your birth for your FCKING DESTINY
I was lucky to find a fellow antiboomer extremist sexy female hellbent on instant ultra commitment
no pussyfootin around, pussies!
GUN IT
GUN IT
GUN IT
while you're young
otherwise you're in the decrepit dreg heap with the rest of us
BASKIN IT
BASKIN IT
BASKIN IT
trust fund’s band
baskin roberts trust’s fund band cram it fundie bateman with the rest of amanda
two eleven hughes st. northeast
fort walton beach, florida 32548
shut up milhouse
1542 Tower Grove Dr
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
Cram it, fundie!
Is that Seth MacFarlane's address? kek
Seth MacFarlane is a FUND. TRUST. BAND.
Baskin Roberts Baskin Roberts Baskin Roberts
Anon I know you're 15 and I'm telling you to drop this shit now otherwise you'll look back on the glory days of your life in pure disgust and hatred of being a skinnyfat incel "Trad"
Wrong. I will out live this dark age and live as my ancestors did and defy your dirty lineage.
I really hope this it satirical
I really hope you get whats coming to you. STDs and alimony and cuckshame
>Alimony
>Cuckshame
Wouldn't it be one or the other?
There are plenty of men who have found out their child is not theirs, divorced the wife, and still have to pay child support for the kid that is proven to be not theirs
Can someone edit the trashcan with a toilet
So it looks like skibidi toilet
And I mean you suddenly look around the squalor you already adjusted to and GET IT.
women... only do that under extremely rigorous social pressures enacted and enforced by men, moron
when men become homosexuals who remove those social pressures for equality our whole system comes crashing down
so again the onus is entirely on men being strong, women are not strong at all you subhuman moron
>so again the onus is entirely on men being strong, women are not strong at all you subhuman moron
My mother was cheated on by her first husband and her second husband (my father). My grandmother was cheated on by my grandmother. The reason I didn't cheat was simply from my delight in my woman's moral admiration that sustains me. I grew up around immoral men and moral women. You are shielding yourself from your own pain, and ignoring the principle. The just principle of loyalty falls on both parties for the sanctity of marriage for the power of kindred inheritance to be an unbreakable estate capable of enslaving your bastard ilk who were not even born on purpose but out of frivolous busted nuts.
Grandfather...
History hasn't gone there yet...
>My grandmother was cheated on by my grandmother.
whoa, I'm not ready to hear this...
>Women are expected to reject countless intimate encounters for the sake of promising themselves to their one true love.
No they aren't. Haven't been for several centuries, and even then remarriage goes back thousands of years. This is why you're an "incel". You have warped ideas of reality and fairy-tale expectations of men and women that never existed.
No the other anon was right and yours is revisionist history.
>women were always liberated
>women were always oppressed
Pick one
>Yes, I look at life purely through cliff notes of propaganda pamphlets I receive online
I'm sorry you've never stepped outside your door, or cracked open a book. Truly.
key, lock, etc
Oxytocin has a stronger effect in women on their first encounters, which is why men can have casual sex with many one-night stands without any disadvantage to their ability to pair-bond, whereas women who have one-night stands permanently damage their ability to pair-bond
This is why the rate of divorce is so much higher for non-virgin brides (even controlling for religion) but barely is barely impacted for men no matter how many partners they've had
That being said, a woman being cheated on has innate bond harming pressures. The paradox is that women are aroused by a preselected man who is getting it on with other women. This is why religious communities tend to villify the female orgasm. But there is hope...onaholes and dildo markets and porn studios and Moslems and Mormons demonstrate that a few formalities in time stop reckless decision making dead in its tracks.
Public school and wage slaving ruined women's chances at romance. Swipe app good girls are more likely to catch STDs than actual porn stars and certainly regulated prostitutes. Women do not have the reasoning to guide themselves to these very excellent healthy happy parameters. Religions don't either anymore with smartphones as the new restraint chair human contact dispensation device. Oh please AI, heed my prayer, and fix the hoes.
And I funded her trust band.
Baskin Baskin Baskin Baskin Baskin Baskin Baskin
i've rejected dozens of women and didn't realize it until afterwards
>I have to actively decide not to eat food
>Hunter-Gatherers had to constantly chase it and still borderline starve
>I'M A BETTER HUNTER THAN THEY'LL EVER BE
c**t Logic.
What of good solonius?
I-Ican save her bros
Jessica was bad as frick, both literally and especially, super duper figuratively. Hot as frick and wild as hell (laughing like a banshee when she follows Bart down the way too steep hill, after pushing him).
Jessica also had a trust fund in her Baskin band. Kek it’s kino and funded as hell (Matt Groening flew on Epstein’s jet and forced little kids to give him foot massages).
kek, it's kino! This was my jam in '14!
You need to stop fapping at little cartoon girls
>probly misses his old glasses.
Women are actully demons sent to ruin your life,
Except when theyre not.
Women are not real, most of what you understand about perception is wrong.
Ever notice how when you are inside of the acidity seeps in your your dick hole and makes you wooshy?
Most men try to deal with this by jackrabbiting the mind control drug away
>Ever notice how when you are inside of the acidity seeps in your your dick hole
Seems you're exclusively fricking girls with yeast infections or UTIs
>girls
Women are not real, they are mansfestions of the sins of humans.HH444N
>puts her hand in pants
For me? It's Laura Powers
Why are military base brats always so good?
>Why are military base brats always so good?
They move around a lot so they develop strong interpersonal skills because they're forced to make a new group of friends every 18 months.
They likely have present fathers, when they're not deployed.
>oh jeez now my pants are chafing me
What did he mean by this?
You know and Lisa knew too. Bart wanted Laura to tuck him in and call him her special little guy.
Just like in my dounjinshis
Would you use that as lube?
SNEED
>Because I'm the sweet little minister's daughter... and you're just yellow trash
How did they get away with this blatant Asian racism?
>Yellow trash
>Dad works in a nuclear power plant and has a huge house
Just how far did they go you may ask...
oh dear
man they must have been some level of white trash
When I was an EMT (worst job ever ever) we had a call where some 6 year olds were having a sleepover and I learned later from the police that one of them had seen a gangbang porno on….yep their phone (a fricking 6 year old with a phone, wtf) and it just so happens that one of the kids there was a girl and they tried to do it with her but she started crying and the parents walked in on THAT. She was okay, just kind of confused but when her parents were notified, the dad of the girl showed up with a gun and the only reason he didn’t kill everyone in that house was because there was a K-9 unit and the smart cop just released it on him, otherwise he would’ve been turned into confetti.
Life Tip: Don’t ever let your kids have sleepovers. It’s like a ticket child molestation land. Ask any first responder, social worker, or nurse if they would ever let their kid go to a sleepover.
The internet was a mistake
Didn’t happen
WORSE SHIT HAPPENED. The kicker for me was a mom with postpartum depression who called her husband and said she was going to kill her kids. She poured lighter fluid on her 3 month old, 4 year old, and herself and set everyone on fire. Responding to that made Serbian Film look like a Disney Channel movie.
These people were black, weren't they?
Rent free
Source
Thats fricked up anon, earlier today I saw a news story about a man who cut his roommate into pieces and climbed out of his window covered in blood and holding a torso and knife in the other hand, the responding cops shot and killed him but I think if I was a cop I would just quit after that shit.
Why would anyone decide to go work as an EMT
For some, it's because you need to in order to qualify as a firefighter - unless you meet certain "requirements".
Yeah that may have been tough, but if you really want to see a difficult job, try being a software engineer who has to go into the office twice a week instead of 100% remote, homosexual. You don’t know pain.
fake and gay
It’s actually comforting that something so horrible would seem “made up.” I wish you a much sheltered life. You have no idea what’s out there fricking people raised by wolves
One of my best friend's a lawyer. Had one case where a 14 year old got pregnant and she didn't even know who might be the father because she had fricked all the boys in her class, the father wanted to fricking sue all the kids. They were obviously dirt poor and stupid.
>Life Tip: Don’t ever let your kids have sleepovers. It’s like a ticket child molestation land.
Great idea, anon, ruin your kid’s social life because of your own manic paranoia. I went to like 50 sleepovers as a kid and literally was never molested once. The odds are pretty low I should think.
If you don't associate with white trash your odds of being molested go way down.
Statistically anon that means you molested at least one of the kids at those sleepovers.
Pervert.
We were poor so when I had a sleep over with my best friend when I was like 10 or whatever we just shared my tiny ass little bed. Americans are so fricked in the head.
Americans are trust fund roberts baskin bands!
I went to tons of sleepovers as a kid and had absolutely nothing happened to me or any of my friends (as far as I know). I've never heard of a co-op sleepover before. Every sleepover I had ever heard about was always all boys or all girls. Also, sleepovers at 6? I probably starting doing sleepovers with friends around 8-9.
Yeah sleepovers were only 1 gender no parent wanted to mix them.
did they actually think you would do sex stuff if you were mixed?
I had loads of co-ed sleepovers. Nothing ever happened sexually as far as I know. We were all just kids.
oh no bros should we tell him
I remember one where we all shared a big tent and we were all up for half the night so it’s literally impossible for anything to have happened. Most of my other co-ed sleepovers were me and this girl who was a close family friend. One time in the summer when we were 10 we both took all our clothes off and ran around her garden, but there was no playing doctor or anything like that between us.
i would be surprised your parents would still allow you to run around naked outside when you were as old as 10. my experience is that usually 5-6 is the max age for that.
Well I don’t know. We were both from kind of artsy middle class families. Actually, both of my parents and both her parents were around at the time and came in and out of the house supervising me and her while we were playing, so they all saw both of us naked and nobody seemed bothered by it. I’m from the UK not the USA so there is a cultural difference about nudity as well.
why were you naked? and your parents really were all nonplussed about it?
we used to have and go to sleep overs all the time
the worst thing that ever happened was one of my sisters friends showed me her boobs and then later that night i woke up and they were trying to put make up on me
i miss you nicole; you were cuter than i thought and i wish i knew earlier how you felt about me even though your dad would have killed me
>they were trying to put make up on me
similar things happened to me i’m probably reading too much into it but when i think back on such things i wonder if they thought i was ugly and wanted to see if they could make me attractive or if they pretty much thought “oh he’s got a pretty girly looking face let’s see if we can kick it up a notch”
>i wonder if they thought i was ugly
no
it's just play
little kids play and reassign gender/family roles at the drop of a hat
it's why they're children and not adults
it's not uncommon at all for a boy and girl playing "house" to switch roles briefly just for fun
doesn't mean anything, btw. try not to freak out too much because today all anyone can talk about is gender
no it was a torment joke
i was literally being held down by 4 14 year old girls (i hate creams, lotions, ointment even the word lotion makes my skin crawl) and woke up to a full make over and they took pictures and put it on myspace
my sister was one of the most popular girls in school
i get shit on to this day by friends about it sometimes
frick you Black person im not black get your fetish shit in check and correct yourself someday soon
I hate cuck shit I legit thought you were just some little Black by "your father would have killed me" if you pursued "Nicole" (which I agree he should, like unironically scare you to death if you're a kid and actually hang you from a tree if you were a teen going after his young white daughter). Also she should get a serious whipping for flashing breasts.
no, her dad was state police and made luietenant, hes killed at least 3 people
they ended up divorcing and her mom got the house never remarried
i see her at thr bar from time to time. shes still hot as frick for mid 50's, nicole went .... coast guard? air national guard? and married some other service dude
but i did get to bang her younger sister back in 2018 before i got married
she wasnt as cute but she was shorter with nicer breasts
They probably just thought it would be funny. Kind of like the little kids who dress up their cats in doll outfits.
It was kind of a long time ago but if I remember correctly it was just an impulsive thing. They had sprinklers going in one part of the garden and we were wearing swimming outfits and playing in the sprinklers. Then at some point we both got naked and started running around the whole garden. My parents and her parents were all totally ok with it. I think they might have made some jokes but nobody was offended by us being nude.
>i miss you nicole; you were cuter than i thought and i wish i knew earlier how you felt about me even though your dad would have killed me
This Anon is black. His black sister was holding sleepovers and had a white friend named Nicole who showed him her boobs.
>all these moron replies missing the key context of "when you were 6 and having sleepovers your friends didn't have smart phones with gang bang porn at their fingertips"
just bring on the rapture already
there will be no rapture just more degeneracy and corruption. best case is humans never get off this planet otherwise we'll just be space aids
Or maybe Earth becomes a Baskin Roberts ice cream planet and funds trust band around the galaxy.
Ive heard from an EMT that they have literally had to deal with possessed people, not druggies but full on supernatural demonic posession.
The hell is up with fathers wanting to kill or grievously hurt any man who wants to date/frick his daughter? Just say you're in love with your daughter bro, no need to pull a gun out at the wedding.
A daughter is basically a trust fund to a baskin man.
He’ll never let those roberts go quietly into a good night.
Current generation of kids are just fricked.
I had a sleepover with a girl one year older than me, next-door neighbor who was the boyish type and we both were young (8,9 I think). We stayed up late talking about scary movies and ended up sleeping together on the same bed while hugging, but when I woke up I remember noticing I was back on my own bed. I guess my parents checked in on us in the morning and put me back in my own. They didn't say anything afterwards either so they probably understood we were both too young to be doing anything dirty. She moved away a year later.
Funded
You should've held her under the covers and farted to establish dominance
>cucked by your own parents
My emt told me you and your kids are fricking homosexuals.
blatant reddit cross post.
also a sleepover of multiple of genders?
that's just weird.
>she only told her best friend who then told the whole class
evil
>his OS doesn't have emoji support
Uh ohhh.... windows 7 grandpa much?
With blacks and beaners the average age to lose one's virginity is 10-11 and 90% of the girls have been molested.
Can confirm, had a beaner girlfriend and she was touched by her grandfather when she was younger.
I fricked a beaner girl. Her older brother molested her and several of her siblings/cousins
most of them are insane and up for BDSM because they were all molested
there was a black girl in my 7th grade class who got pregnant. rumor had it that her dad was the father.
Oh yeah, there was a unicorn Japanese chick with hitomi tanaka sized breasts that got knocked up by her uncle around the same age. It was a hard enough pill to swallow that it happened, I felt extremely bad. But then also, the only Japanese girl with massive breasts, I've ever seen in my life moved away. Frick this gay earth.
I saw that movie 'precious' recently. Fricked up shit.
its honestly hilarious that whites have this reputation for pedophilia and incest when in reality, blacks and hispanics molest their kids like crazy.
We have to let dem POCS cope somehow. Especially with incest meme, when muslims have a crazy % incest rate all over the world
>who said she did it when she was 8/9
How?
I bet the white trash neighbor girl I was head over heels for with an insanely possessive crush (the latter part being important, which my parents didn't discourage as they rightfully should have) lost her virginity at 8 or something a couple years after she moved away.
When I was 7 years old there were too girls who had speed run finished puberty and had developed shortstack e-girl breasts. I flirted her up but she was too 7 year old brained to be flirted...or I was too 7 year old unattractive to get her attention.
Two couples in elementary school started banging in 4th grade. They would sneak off to do some bjs and got caught many times.
They must have been fat because the major trigger of puberty is reaching 90 pounds which the average girl attains by 11.
>Two couples in elementary school started banging in 4th grade. They would sneak off to do some bjs and got caught many times.
was that just BJs or did they actually do PIV?
I developed game in middle school by talking to the freakiest early bloomers. By the time I started dating seriously in high school I settled with my highschool sweetheart. I picked the most innocent loyal girl that was left. Thank you, bawd-senseis.
DO IT AGAIN I WASNT LOOKING!
When I was 12 I persuaded a 9 year old girl cousin of mine to play a game where we both stripped naked and got into my bed. We kissed on the lips, then I felt her pussy (squishy) and she touched my wiener (too tight, it hurt). When I was like 14 I was secretly very smug when friends were talking about girls they wanted to bang, because I felt like I had already gone most of the way. Then they all got girlfriends except me and I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 24, and didn’t get a proper relationship until I was nearly 30. That’s life I guess.
You're also the tween 30 year old virgin member in the family who raped your 9 year old cousin... I wonder how many of them know but don't do anything cause they don't want to tear the family apart and "kids will be kids". That's life I guess.
>raped
>virgin
what?
>raped
Nobody was raped, mister. Two kids touched each other, then they got dressed and played The Sims for the PC. It’s none of your beeswax really but me and her have a great relationship now and she’s married with kids. The story you decided to construct about our family’s life is total nonsense and probably just a projection of whatever fricked up shit happened in your life.
nah I just thought framing it like that and possibly causing FUD would be funny. If I convinced my 9 year old cousin when I was a fricking TWELVE YEAR OLD aka fully sexually aware of what molestation is and shit, to let me kiss her and touch her vegana ("oooh squishy" as you said) I wouldn't be talking about it on here bro.
I was a pretty young 12 to be fair. I knew what sex was but I also knew that what we were doing was not sex, and to me at the time it was just another game like Sims or Monopoly. Maybe I was making too much light of the situation just now. I was trying to be funny talking about it, but it is something that I honestly do feel guilty about. I was young but 12 isn’t that young. I spoke about it with her a few years ago and she remembered everything and was super chill about the whole thing. She agreed that we were both dumb kids at the time and didn’t have a problem with it then or now. Still should not have happened but it was fun at the time.
now I feel bad for fricking with you because to be honest I didn't care and if anything the only way I could be made to really care is in the sense of being jealous you got to touch her pussy
Oh yeah I mean if I didn’t make it clear enough in my previous posts there is absolutely no reason for anyone to be jealous of me.
I think you made up a dumb story for Cinemaphile and are trying to save face for some reason. Really really break down how the
"Hey remember when I was twelve and diddled your vegana?" Conversations went.
Did you bring it up? Did she? Was she with the father of her kids at the time?
You are lying anon.
>I think you made up a dumb story for Cinemaphile and are trying to save face for some reason.
OK you got me. I was trying to impress everyone by telling this really weird story about my childhood that most people find repulsive. I thought that would make people like me better. You win.
>Really really break down how the
"Hey remember when I was twelve and diddled your vegana?" Conversations went. Did you bring it up? Did she? Was she with the father of her kids at the time?
I brought it up, I was staying at her home and she and me stayed up into the night talking about old stories. At one point I mentioned the game we had played, I felt guilty about it and wanted to know if she remembered. She did, and apparently what stood out to her the most was how cold my feet were. Not some lifelong trauma. We laughed about it and I said I should have known better than to do it. She said it was alright and that really we were both too young to know better.
Go call your mom and dad and tell them word for word what you typed on here. Start out with, "hey guys, funny story, but..." and then your post. Then if they're like "what the frick... you did fricking what? when you were how old?" tell them "well mister it's none of your beeswax really but we have a great relationship and she's married with kids, as you know... You know what mom and dad, if you think that's weird or "rapey" or "molesty" on my part maybe you're just projecting."
Go do this.
you idiots frick every thread up i swear
>Go call your mom and dad and tell them word for word what you typed on here.
No for the same reason I wouldn’t tell them any embarassing story they don’t already know about. If I told them the story of my losing my virginity to a fat co-worker, or throwing up on a girl when I was a drunk teenager, or any other humiliating dumb shit they would say the same thing.
>Then if they're like "what the frick... you did fricking what? when you were how old?" tell them "well mister it's none of your beeswax really but we have a great relationship and she's married with kids, as you know... You know what mom and dad, if you think that's weird or "rapey" or "molesty" on my part maybe you're just projecting."
That guy was projecting, making up all that shit about my family that he doesn’t know about.
what you did is clearly not the same thing as getting drunk as a teenager, you moron. apologize to your cousin and then have a nice day.
You yourself said you didn't have a healthy romantic relationship until you were 30.
Where the frick do you get to come off trying RP as a totally normal and holier than thou homosexual now anon?
Also if you were being sexually promiscuous at 12 but didn't stick in in for another 12 years I'm sure there are HORROR stories that you either haven't made up yet or would be laughed at in there.
leave him alone dude... I was just pressing him a little for my own amusement earlier, it was just some bants
>You yourself said you didn't have a healthy romantic relationship until you were 30. Where the frick do you get to come off trying RP as a totally normal and holier than thou homosexual now anon?
What are you talking about? Me having a great relationship with my cousin as an adult is me RPing as being holier than thou? It happens to just be the truth actually.
>Also if you were being sexually promiscuous at 12
How is ‘touched a girl’s pussy one time’ the same thing as being sexually promiscuous in your mind? Think about it.
>I'm sure there are HORROR stories that you either haven't made up yet or would be laughed at in there.
Most of my failed attempts at getting girls to like me as a teenager and young adult were pathetic but I don’t regret trying with any of those girls. I would rather try and fail than not try at all. But I don’t have horror stories, just ‘I’m an idiot’ stories.
How is feeling up a nine year old's vegana sexually promiscuous?
Because it is anon, and again if you were in that mindset for twelve years and didn't seal the deal I imagine you have a bunch of "I was naked and couldn't get it up after scaring a girl into the situation" stories.
You've already admitting to not being above manipulating a very vulnerable girl who trusted you into that scenario. What happened when you learned about booze and your own inability?
*Didn't seal the deal for twelve more years
>How is feeling up a nine year old's vegana sexually promiscuous? Because it is anon
A promiscuous person is someone who has sex with lots of different people, not someone who plays a sex game one time as a 12 year old.
>and again if you were in that mindset for twelve years and didn't seal the deal I imagine you have a bunch of "I was naked and couldn't get it up after scaring a girl into the situation" stories.
This sounds like you’re projecting too. I’ve always been pretty lucky with getting it up, for all the good it’s done me. And I’ve never ‘scared’ anybody into anything.
>You've already admitting to not being above manipulating a very vulnerable girl who trusted you into that scenario.
Nobody was manipualted. I asked if she wanted to play that game and she said yes. I shouldnt have asked her, she was too young and I was older and wiser (supposedly). But it’s not like I tricked her.
>What happened when you learned about booze and your own inability?
What inability?
What was the closest you got to fricking a girl between 12 and 24 where you fricked it up?
If it wasn't inability to get it up, where'd it go wrong?
My first gf lost her virginity at 12. She was from a remote village in africa and was very sensitive about it. It def wasnt rape but she definitely felt bad about it and made her scared of sex entirely because she came from a religious family.
I guess I was like 6-7? An older girl, she was 10, made me do things with her and it got to me putting my limp dick inside her. She then went and told her mom about it and I got a beating from her and then my parents because no one believed me. It made me really awkward around the first sexual contact in a relationship and I’ve been incredibly cautious of women ever since, and had another adult relationship end because she tried to set me up for a sexual assault charge but both her and my friends got it flipped on her immediately and she relented on it saying she’d done it for attention because she was depressed or some excuse.
Why are they like this bros? I just mind my business and treat people with kindness yet women are out here ruining us.
That's why I've been treating women like shit since middle school, they seem to only respect you if you don't respect them.
This is why you gotta take the gaypill
No, just don't treat them like a diamond in a sea of shit, not that hard.
It's easier you desperate loser
>loser
You're the loser bud, you couldn't handle women and chose to stick your dick in another man's ass.
i am rather critical of the benefit of therapy in general but this is something you really should go see some sort of clinical therapist for if you havent already
I’m rather trust funded, let’s say, I’ve got a band.
Doesn’t mean I’ve got any Baskin Roberts to recommend.
Fight your fundies high, and you’ll have fought the roberts trust funds nigh.
god i hate reddit avatars or whatever the frick theyre called
You do realize that kids lie about this right? My friends when I was little always made up stories about getting laid to look cool until they admit they lied about it later. I know some probably aren't lying but I bet the majority never did anything.
Sneed
>C'mon. If you stay here a while I'll let you hold my Sneed
My boss (who’s about 60 now) said he lost his when he was 10 so it’s not a new thing. It’s a class thing (obviously the internet didn’t help, most got the idea from movies or dirty magazines that were left around)
I think that was your boss trying to tell you he was molested
Scotland
if you're Mexican every guy loses his at 10-12 to babysitter or older female cousin
Not me
You will never be a real Mexican. You have no childhood memories growing up in Mexico, no competent spanish language skills, no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown American man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's natural perfection.
All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Mexicans mock you. Your Abuelita is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "amigos" laugh at your incomprehensible """spanish""" behind closed doors.
Mexicans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Mexicans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Chicanos who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mexican. Your accent and tourist like behavior is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Mexicana home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your hard shell tacos and "tex-mex" food.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning, say "buenos dias" to the mirror and spend 10 minutes with duolingo, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
This is your fate. This is what your parents choose when they jumped the border. There's no turning back.
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https://vocaroo.com/1kzKDdkqqMoH
>class
speaking of class. You ever research English Boarding schools? they're more watered down and yet they're still incredibly traumatic.
But everything before the 90s was bum rape between boys. Every Englishman experienced being a prison b***h and a serial ass raper in their school days. Probab,y explains Laurence of Arabia.
she is still so fricking insanely hot to me to this day...
oh my fricking god
IS SHE THE ONE WHO GAVE ME MY FETISH FOR STRAIGHT BANGS WITH BLACK HAIR?! THAT WOULD BE FRICKING INSANE... NO WAY, NO FRICKING WAY
Bruh
Thanks, Meryl. I guess.
i totally fricking forgot Meryl Streep voiced her
S11E5
prostitute
Why did he reject her
Was Bart gay all along?
He's not into femdom.
Guys... I *am* into femdom...
I think this episode really fricked me up...
It's not femdom if it's a little girl though
If mean, it still is if you allow it and act as a sub. But regardless, if the fetish originated when you were a little boy because of this little girl and if you still want it as an adult that's still femdom.
Holding hands with a cute girl is so great bros
Remember this girl isn't just some controlling femdom b***h who manipulates Bart and others and survives purely on guile in other cases she demonstrates she's his equal if not his better at certain things, like when they both race down the crazy hill. That makes her hotter.
Deens
>fathers used to take their sons to prostitutehouses when they reached 10-12 so they would become a "man"
It sure is weird being a latinx.
i'm Brazilian and my dad was showing me his collection of skin mags when i was like 5
If you trust here for a while I’ll let you fund my band
kek, it’s kino!
Dude, awesome post bro! I love baskin roberts! Best meme on Cinemaphile.
I’m laughing anon. I’m laughing harder than I have in years.
bot posts and/or samegay
Can someone explain this baskin roberts thing to me? I’ve been here since 2012 but I’ve never heard of it.
That’s understandable anon, baskin roberts started in 2011, just before you got here. Anyway it’s a kino meme that makes fun of Seth MacFarlane and fundies. It makes me kek.
Thanks for clearing that up for me, man. That is pretty funny. I may join in on the fun too. Consider me a baskinbro!
Its one really unfunny Black person that wont stop samegayging
explained it to me, I think it’s pretty funny actually. Kek, it’s kino!
ROCKIN’!!!!!!!
cram it.
rockin’ digits
KEK
ITS
KINO
BASKIN
ROBERTS
IS
ROCKIN’
AND
TRUSTIN’
AND
FUNDIN’
AND
BANDIN’
FUNDIES
ARE
CRAMMIN’
BATEMAN
IS SEETHIN’
KIK! Once Roberts starts a-trustin’, he don’t stop a-fundin’!
amazing
This cartoon girl did something to my peepee when I was a kid watching this
maybe it's the fact that she sounds like a 22 year old camprostitute instead of a 10 year old
Lisa saved Bart from this evil prostitute
They should have kept her around as an enemy for Lisa
>F'ndband. If you trust here for a kino I'll let you Baskin my roberts.
This is taking trailer trash to a new level I never thought possible.
if your dad left a porn VHS laying around and you watched it why not?
They were Mexican weren't they?
>jerking off regularly around the age of 9-10
If you guys want to know why zoomers like myself are fricked up with regards to sexual topics it's likely because of this.
You can watch motherless on an iPad 2 as a 10 year old, all you have to do is press "yes, I'm 18" and it's good enough for them.
There is too much frickin porno on the internet. "uummm why are these zooms hate sex scenes and titillate?? gays all of them lol" Because we are the generation most exposed to every accessible porno under the sun. I want to think about raising a family and building a life together with a loving wife, not whether or not the sex scenes in the latest goyslop adult tv drama are spicy enough.
I was cultivating a harem of girls Im whose but I could hump when I was 4 in preschool, before I even knew what porn was. Finding porn at 8 definitely didn’t help though. My kid won’t get private internet access till he’s well into his teens, that’s for sure. Though I guess it’s more important to teach them the value of keeping promiscuity in check
yeah i miss that
i was going around showing girls i thought were cute my dick
to have that sort of confidence now
Zoomer anon us older kids were also jerking off at that age.
Like other anons have said it's mostly a class thing.
Fair enough, I'm pretty poor myself. But even then it seems far more common for zooms of all social standings to have had access to all the free internet porno in their late childhood.
this has to be fake (I hope?)
the world is cancer; having values is disadvantageous.
>8
What
I didn't even know cumming was a thing until my teacher told me in grade 7
Lol what a virgin
Yes it was a Catholic school in an upper middle class neighborhood
There was one (ugly/poor) girl that gave a guy a blowjob in the gym closet in grade 8 and it caused a big drama.
In grade 8 at the graduation party a girl played footsy with me in the hot tub. But sex was never seen as on the table by anyone. I never even considered that I might frick a girl until highschool.
You'd be shooting blanks at that age.
When I was a little kid under the age of 6 I would have hardcore make out sessions with the daughter of a woman who used to babysit me, she was maybe a year or two older. Babysat me for years, we would be hardcore making out tongue etc at least once a week.
Im now 32 and haven’t so much as kissed someone since then
Girls tend to start being interested in boys at about 10 but idk I just thought them annoying at that age.
gay farmers
sneed's feed & seed formerly chuk's
no, it would have been called chuck's feed and seed
what a dumb post, who the frick would name their shop frick n suck
didnt you see the lore video? it was a gay sex shop with a glory hole in bathroom
200041222
>people stopped replying to his spam so now he has to reply to himself
lol
he's still trying so hard, it's adorable.
we know what 10 year old girls with webcams and too much free time on their hands do
when i was about 8 there was a girl in the neighborhood who would gladly show you her butt on command until her mom saw her and yelled at her
I wish I knew whatever the frick kind of game I had when I was a little kid.
baskin stays rockin’
fundies stay crammed
bateman stays seething
why hasnt the thread updated since may 26th? still in the proving grounds? because he knows it is a faildox.
His funding was running out, don't worry he seems to be picking up cream lately, dispensing his faildox everywhere. He is also saying one of the Baskinbros is pajeet wait no chink wait no hapa wait no latino
Cram it, James Bateman
Can you post the link of the baskin kiwifarms thread
The faildox is funded. Cram it, POOFTER
if her hair smells like red Froot Loops, i wonder what her butt smells like?
ok
>girl with a religious upbringing
>total bawd
what causes this
Daddy issues.
Gonads hormones and free will agency
>oh but religion!
Oh yeah seal clapping schedule is a bandaid for the ocean
People want to frick and repressing that causes hyper bawdtery.
Centuries ago it was normal for your kids to marry and be fricking at 14, not too unusual for them to be younger.
If you weren't the first son or first daughter you had more freedom to frick around without consequence.
She only liked him for his money.
Bart Simpson is a trust’s fund’s band character with rich parents.
You know, its pretty crazy that some people reach that milestone when they are just kids. Personally, I believe its normal to do that when your in high school.
When I was around 7 there was a girl in my neighborhood who was a year older than me and we would play house, which basically just involved us making out. One time we were almost caught and it freaked me out, so I cut it off and said we shouldn't do it anymore. I regretted calling it quits for years. I literally haven't kissed a girl since.
I'm a 32 year old kissless virgin. I've never even been on a date. I also didn't jerk off for the first time until I was around 24, yes seriously. I wasn't religious or anything. I just didn't care to do it
I just look back on my life and laugh.
In 2011 I was at a sleepover and I ate a girls baskin roberts
when i was a kid me and my sister would run around the backyard naked but we were only allowed to do that at nighttime not during the day
not if you're planting gummy bears
Jessica is my most favourite female to pair Bart up with after Marge, Lisa and Edna (in that order).
i guess i should feel blessed i have very little recollection of my youngest years that i don’t remember such a thing (i kind of want to punch my sister for randomly informing/“reminding” me of such a thing.. christ what an butthole) but I recently found out my favorite relative my cousin attempted to molest me when I was about 5 (he was about 7) and like I know he didn't mean anything harmful by it and the majority of times I hung out with him I just thought he's a real cool guy with great tastes in music and movies I haven't seen him in years but now (re)knowing what I know... goddammit fricking b***h ruined a good friendship I had with someone
If it's in your financial means, therapy or even hypnotism.
Meryl Streep has a sexy voice
or, did in 1994. i imagine she sounds old and creaky now.
Baskin trust Roberts band fund!
Got my trust fund.
Got my band.
All I need now is a Baskin Roberts ice cream stand.
This thread has actual pedophiles just posting their roleplay.
And the autists spamming their shit meme. I think there's a correlation
Baskin Roberts kills pedophile homosexuals with his virtuous ice cream blast!
TRUSTMEFUNDMEHAH!!!!!
e-girlcon-kun...not you!
Arabi Al Childbridey Ackbar...not you!
You guys were so cool!
Jeffrey Epstein?
That homie I hate him because I ain't him
No Cinemaphile noooo
>logs off
>goes back to law abiding society where people have morals and relationships
>"b-based?"
>"stfu pedo stay away from our children"
I used to finger my female cousin when we both were 11~12, she already had massive breasts by that age, i once got her naked but I pussied out and didn't frick her
>B’askin. If you trust here a while I’ll let you fund my band
You’d be Baskin Roberts at that band.
Trust Baskin and his roberts trust band fund.
what does this mean? i keep seeing it; is it the new sneed?
no one ever explains
anyone?
just some milhouse homosexual desperate for attention. best to just ignore
another forced meme? figured
ill just filter it i guess; i have not seen a meaningful post attached to any of that phrase
weird how some people just latch onto a saying like that, i imagine some weirdo randomly cackling and screaming out as he types "ahahahahha baskin robins" "lmao" "ice cream" or whatever the frick it means
>another forced meme? figured
>ill just filter it i guess; i have not seen a meaningful post attached to any of that phrase
>weird how some people just latch onto a saying like that, i imagine some weirdo randomly cackling and screaming out as he types "ahahahahha baskin robins" "lmao" "ice cream" or whatever the frick it means
Nepotism in Hollywood.
Baskin Roberts!
Baskin Roberts Band Trust Fund
>I'll let you hold my hand!
Baskin cartoon.
My first gf came from a trust fund’s band family and we got married and started a franchise of Baskin Roberts ice cream chains.
BASKIN
BAND
ROBERTS
BAND
TRUST
BAND
FUND
BAND
BAND
Baskin Roberts assassinates MAPs on sight.
a trust fund’s band
Bart should've brutally killed her
Baskin Roberts
Can't believe it hasn't been posted yet
Fricking bawd.
Rockin’ trust fund.
Baskin the band Fund
Baskin won.
More nonsensical drivel.
Care to elaborate?
nta but it does have a big following, there's a subreddit dedicated to it and the posts do well. a scorching critique on the Hollywood elite, it fits into Cinemaphile snug like a glove
dunno what that means either, was born into stone masonry and eletrical work
irregardlessly
what does this have to do with misspelling an ice cream company though
rock, JigC, rock!
so crazy
at least sneed and bane posting had some type of basis
a format even
this is literally just seemingly barely coherent autistic spergouts
i guess that makes it funny?
>if you do this you get intimacy/sex
stay away from women like this, if they don't enjoy sex with you and make it transactional then they should just frick off
Truust Fuund BAAND
yea hah pretty funny meme you got bros
hilarious
>we laugh at a misspelled ice cream randomly
top tier comedy film
youre living your hollywood life
Roberts band
Easily the most moronic thread in the past 24 hours. Congrats.
Fund Trust Band roberts baskin
Convinced it is a single sperg who latched onto a phrase he probably doesn't even understand. Welcome to the filter list homosexual. Glad I'll never see your shit again.
Trust Fund Baskin Roberts Band
Unoriginal Sperg Spamming Garbage
Fund it.
Baskin Roberts always gets the last laugh.
kek, it's kino!
It's homosexualry
As a matter of fact I hope you keep it up, maybe you'll earn a word filter and your sperg ass will finally be happy.