Cobra Kai

Cobra Kreature dos Americanos

I'm only now catching up. What did you think of cobrai season five?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sets up the World’s Martial Arts Tournament for Season 6.

    It’s like this is Dragonball now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty apt considering silver doesnt really have many schemes anymore, he just likes to show up and act menacing.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did chozen lose his sense of humor? His first appearance was a big gag, but he's only been serious since.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      honor is at stake

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hmmm. It's either Saiyans' ever-increasing strength or this:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Earth_Stood_Stupid#Production

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Needed more pic related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      disappointed the fetal alcohol syndrome girl didn't stay at cobra dark side

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No I'm still catching up. didnt expect silver to take it this far bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't expect silver to think big?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's back on his coke anon
      >hey last time I got some dude to beat up a teenage girl while on coke but this time? This time I'm gonna assemble my own anime karate club

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is sam such a b***h and why does miguel simp for her?

    I can't be the only one that is tired of her shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have to understand that Miguel is an volcel/beta
      He literally had zero experience with girls outside of Sam and Sam was the only girl who gave him a chance
      She was a cheerleader and he was a dork

      He's obsessed with her

      Does anyone have a screenshot of Tory at the waterpark? You know which one I mean.

      >not wanting Devon
      homie the frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not wanting Devon

        What can I say? I'm broken and I like broken girls.

        Also, even fricking a debate team girl seems too much of a hassle.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have a screenshot of Tory at the waterpark? You know which one I mean.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no but I'm sure its out there somewhere

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Miguel run away from his father, thus refusing to acknowledge his Shadow in the Jungian sense and make peace with it? We missed out on a season of Miguel acting as enforcer for his father, slowly getting seduced by the money, the power and the unlimited pussy, before finally realizing during a horrifying incident that this vicious circle of violence ultimately only leads to endless pain and suffering for everyone involved, after which he tries to convince his father to leave this life behind and save the man from himself, only to find out that a life of crime has degraded and defiled the man and his morals so much that the little suppressed good there is in him can't hold its ground against the anger and hatred fed by the traumatic experiences of his rise to the top of the criminal underworld, all culminating in a government raid on their operation that ends with his father going out like Tony Montana, with Miguel barely escaping and making his way back to California, now an adult and a changed man, who rediscovers Karate as a way for him to find inner peace and put the demons haunting him to rest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't his dad
      that's the whole point
      It refers back to Miguel being, at nature, a natural b***h beta
      >daddy!
      naw he mean he can't be my daddy
      >daddy!
      naw he mean ooh but he maybe daddy? mommy right! he mean man!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yellow filters to pretend to be filming in mexico are expensive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because the father stands for the patriarchy so even if he might look good, he is the most corrupt thing imaginable under the surface.

      The same way how they did Kreese dirty with how things went in this season.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >did Kreese dirty
        >literally is the only person who genuinely gives a frick about Tory

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. They did him real dirty in the last episodes.

          Also I'm watching the last episode now and I'm surprised how far they're suddenly taking things. I'm glad I stuck with it, what a great fricking episode.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit. I should have kept my mouth shut until the end. Wtf.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, you stupid fricking homosexual, running your mouth. have a nice day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they mostly threw away that entire plotline.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he expected him to recognize him and his mother when talking but after seeing that his dad was willing to leave his new family over nothing he saw that it wasn't worth the trouble

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I love about the whole fricking arc
        >But Miggy you don't understand! I got pregnant and hoped... I hoped it would make Hector change!
        >Hector genuinely have no idea he had a kid
        >wow mom! what a jerk! you were so right

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its def not the mother's fault for breeding a bad guy. But you'd think he'd have less simpy genes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wait wait wait, what the frick happened to tetas grandes? Why are her tetas not so grandes anymore?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It was always padding.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough coomposting

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    Anonymous
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  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post the power ranking of this season, please

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno but yasmine is SSS tier this season. Only one scene and it's a slowmo closeup of her bikini body.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pregnancy plot lines are just lazy writing.

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