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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how this show always finds a way to get more and more annoying with its existence.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have not watched R&M since like season 4 but I will watch this episode.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stat modifier lowers other attributes
    Nice fallout reference

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fallout
      >implying

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like it has the potential to be a good episode so far. I hope the attribute sliders are the main gimmick of the episode because there's so much they can do with that.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woke up again today
    With no missions and zero strength
    I don't know how to play
    And I don't want to anyway
    Need to delete this game
    And go back to another save

    But my hard drive's fricked
    Zero charisma, zero luck
    I don't have any skills
    Or the xp to fix my build

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need a fat summer episode.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a prediction. Someone, summer or morty, is gonna want to impress someone but they're engaged in a high brow conversation so they boost intelligence but the lowered other stats causes embarassing results

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve waited very patiently for my wife’s episode. Always excited to see her get some focus. Since we’re going to school I’ll be rooting for Jessica and Tricia bros to get a little love too.

      Two wildly different guesses.
      1. It’s a pretty down to earth episode that’s playing with the more domestic elements like the early seasons, the attribute device is the point of conflict, and Summer will fail to impress anyone by not being herself. The episode will also have conflict between Morty and Summer, but it’ll resolve in the end with the two making up. Morty’s line “I’m your little brother you have to take care of me” feels like thematic setup. Either she will have to let go of something to do that or Morty will have to step up to help her in some way.
      2. This is a bit more schizo but they’ve been hinting in the show and externally that we might be getting Evil Summer. Whatever that means.

      >breast expansion
      >pissing
      >incest
      >muscle growth
      man summers just a complete receptacle for the writers fetishes. would be a lot hotter if she didn't just look like jerry with a ponytail

      Dead meme.

      how many shit have Rick and Morty stolen from Doraemon?

      Honestly better to steal from Doraemon than Marvel or something.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >breast expansion
    >pissing
    >incest
    >muscle growth
    man summers just a complete receptacle for the writers fetishes. would be a lot hotter if she didn't just look like jerry with a ponytail

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People still love Asuka even though she is just Shinji with different hair. No I won't apologise for ruining her for you.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Asuka
        >Shinji

        Missed the bus to the retirement home, grandpa?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hurtful anon. Didn't need to go that low. You'll be like me one day.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am already there, fellow Asuka lover.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I loved Asuka until somebody pointed out she was just Shinji with different hair. Off model art doesn't show this often, thankfully, but it is difficult unseeing it in the show

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you people even cartoons?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nadia.
                Shinji and Asuka are modeled off of Nadia because she was the main character of their last popular show and to emphasize that they're essentially two sides of the same child abuse coin.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rei is the one with sameface to Shinji though, not Asuka.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They blew their load on the incest thing, tbh. Now that they have a kid, it's an edgy joke they can never really go back to. There's no way that adult swim would have said no to an episode where Morty and Summer find out that they actually fricked, but now, it's played out.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Life finds a way.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many shit have Rick and Morty stolen from Doraemon?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many ESL weeb to post on Cinemaphile?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ESLB
        Ironic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When it comes to sci-fi ideas hardly anything is new under the sun, the only original idea Rick and Morty had was the memory parasites one and even then I have my doubts.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty certain I've read an old pulp sci-fi story with the premise of aliens altering people's memories to sneak into their lives. IIRC, how they figured them out was that they mind control you to see them as humans in photographs, but they speak telepathically, so recorded them just played back alien noises.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      IQ is obviously intellect but I'm curious what the other two are supposed to be?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Power and looks.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trying to impress Jimmy from frolf
    Okay, so this episode takes place the day after the end credit tag of last episode. Churry could be involved. Also, Summer likes blond boys the most, confirmed.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    aw yeah sexy teen episode

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Justin gave us a parting gift.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dumb and strong
    holy sexo

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, how many times have they had this "Morty and Summer don't get along" type of episode? They never really fix it. We already had this plot back in that stupid space beth episode, but it basically meant nothing.

    Are they finally going to get an underestanding now that this show has gone all "character development" heavy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're siblings, I'm not sure what you mean. They get along when the plot demands it, and in every other SoL instance, they bicker. like siblings.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but there's a difference between sibling rivalry and the clear wedge they have between Morty being basically Rick's companion and Summer being his on-call wagie who gets paid with fancy tech.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Conflict is the key to story, they can’t get along all the time. That said I do think this episode would be the prime spot to make them cooler with each other if they want to do that.

      Summer is cute in everything but the show

      I disagree I think canon Summer is cute. I like her design.

      That's because her actual personality is shit, you just like the fanart. Literally any character could be 'cute outside the show'

      Her personality is one of my favorite things about her.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a symptom of the setup where you have to do a bunch of episodes despite all they've been through. Summer's already tried to enhance her body to impress a boy with disastrous results. She's already tried to impress boys despite nothing mattering and getting with random dudes through that app. Why ask for some gadget anyway? Rick could clone her a boyfriend. Rick could just mindfrick them into liking her.

      ...actually, that could be somewhat interesting. Summer demands a love potion ala Rick Potion #9, only this time it works and/or Morty tries to convince her it won't. Not that I'm a fan of rehashes but it would make sense if Morty's trying to protect Summer when it's supposed to be the other way around.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Summer is cute in everything but the show

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because her actual personality is shit, you just like the fanart. Literally any character could be 'cute outside the show'

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's cool seeing the family do background shit related to Rick's antics.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    would any anon have a MEGA to the last episode? I didn't get a chance to see it yet

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still getting use to that new voice. It's...It's uh...Yeah.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes is horrible and other is like they never changed the vas
      is kinda wierd

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The VA from the new Rick and Morty has been really improving.
    Rick's VA still can't get high pitch of Rolland when Rick screams or yells, but it's good.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes is horrible and other is like they never changed the vas
      is kinda wierd

      Doesn't really sound like Rolland but I'm not saying that's a bad thing. It kind of feels like he's a slightly different character and the VA is trying to do his own kinda take and it's not that it's bad it's just taking some getting use to.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So it's just the invisible belt episode again?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Rick and Morty slowly devolving into a totally spies summer fetish episode of the week series

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    any summer request?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      strong summer doing some exercise of your choice. Bench press, push ups, curls, whatever

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Summer spread legs post cream pie saying damn little bro

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        YES

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thunder Thighs Summer

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      muscle summer + tit growth ray summer

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rapid weight gain.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Summer dressed in a robe with a towel on her head

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Summer being disappointed in anon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i kindly ask for a toned summer with yummy abs sweating with morty licking the sweat off.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      strong Summer pits

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post the full image of the pic you posted

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Summer sacrifices her intelligence for brute strength
    >Moments later starts going off on third-wave feminist rhetoric about how she's an empowered woman
    what did the writers mean by this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That they're not very good at their jobs when they can't even remember something they did a minute earlier. It's like Rick and his "marriage is a scam" throwaway line after having fulfilled his revenge quest because his wife was murdered.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's like Rick and his "marriage is a scam" throwaway line after having fulfilled his revenge quest because his wife was murdered.
        That's not really an inconsistency. It makes a fair amount of sense that Rick would be averse to marriage, considering that when he did it, it literally ruined his entire life and resulted in a decades-spanning revenge quest that turned out to not even be worth it in the end.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    summer is just jerry with a pony tail.

    there, ruined it for you coomers. now you cant unsee it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dead meme

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just added feminization to the mix.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well call me Tricia because I’m smashing that jerry

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      weak bait, that stops literally no one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is like trying to get people to not be attracted to literal stick figures

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can just say amphibia

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ever since I jacked it to that infamous shitting dick nipples decade back I think I've permanently twisted my libido with no return so that's still good for me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joke's on (you), Jerry's fricking sexy

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Rick shy away from 9/11 when he literally joked about doing an alien 9/11

    D

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The characters in this show are whatever the writers want them to be at any given moment.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They have distinct eras.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They indeed do, but they can also change depending on the episode. Remember when being obsessed with video games suddenly became one of Morty's personality traits for a single episode?

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >slightly off-model Summer
    >mouth is to the left
    Nice

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that as of last Sunday, Summer is canonically mid

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they ever talk about how Beth is canonically more attractive than Summer? Something about a mom mogging her daughter amuses me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they had the balls to do momcest with Beth

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad the show is now taking suggestions from co. I remember posts about Summer using the growth ray to herself into a muscle bound bimbo.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is so dumb. Why does summer choose to be stupid? Is it because she is strong? Do the writers think you have to be stupid to be strong? That's so pathetic. Also whenever summer tries to be a badass it's always so cringy and forced like whenever they do a girl farts joke. These people don't know how to write strong woman they just make them boring and capable. I miss the emotionally intelligent Summer from the tiny Rick episode. Now she sucks as much as space Beth.

    Examples of strong female characters to prove my criticisms are just and not exist cause we have to do that nowadays. It's the narcissists first line of defense. Molitoff from Venture Bros, Wonder Woman, the lead from host club. There are more but hopefully three is enough

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep in mind that the whole thing is inspired by video game stats.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a combination of Beth and jerry. She's not really "stupid" but chooses to prioritize social interactions and value over others.
      It has been shown that she is as or more competent than morty for "adventures" but she's more independent which isn't necessarily what Rick is looking for.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does Summer choose to be stupid
      Because she’s placing looks above substance, something which will likely backfire.
      >Do the writers think you have to be stupid to be strong?
      No, the device works on attribute allocation logic like an RPG. She’s trying to minmax.
      >Also whenever summer tries to be a badass it's always so cringy and forced like whenever they do a girl farts joke.
      In this context she’s supposed to look like an butthole, she lost her charisma and intelligence.
      >These people don't know how to write strong woman they just make them boring and capable.
      She seems like an accurate teenaged girl to me.
      >I miss the emotionally intelligent Summer from the tiny Rick episode.
      The gag is literally that she lost her intelligence.
      >Space Beth
      Hasn’t done enough to suck.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you I laughed and it made me smile, call me a homosexual all you want I am looking forward to this episode.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    also muscle summer is extremely hot and I would pay her to lightly beat me up and lightly insult me. I don't even necessarily need her to frick me or anything, but she should do that stuff shirtless.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that doujin where summer and morty are having another random argument, morty calls her a dry pussy or something
    >Summer just snaps, forces morty down and straight up rides him till he gets a heart attack and croaks while trying to push her off
    >she somehow doesn't notice till he's fricking dead beneath her
    >then morty and rick appear in the backyard, it was all an alternate reality whose morty died for the real one to replace because his own world got fricked
    >summer is freaking out, hides the lil bro she hate fricked to death and greets the new morty
    It fricked me up a bit

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see another Morty focused episode already. It's cool when get gets his rare moments to shine like in the Mr. Nimbus or Planetina episodes.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They already did that joke though

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