Margot Robbie doesn't have the curvy body to play Barbie, and has the "lazy-girl-skinny" body. They should have picked someone better. Plus Barbie's taller, and the same height as Ken.
She has the face and hair to pull off Barbie, but Margot's fridge body is throwing me off. The Goose, of course, is the perfect Ken.
Margot can definitely act. She just has a fridge body that doesn't look like Barbie at all.
literally no ass
Margot is literally a goddess what the frick are some of you smoking on this board. Also she doesn’t have a fridge body she is just tiny. Men used to like their women like this before America started exporting plus size shit and “thicc” memes.
He’s good looking enough and he can pull off the swagger.
It’s too bad Rob Lowe is too old, he would have been perfect. His character in parks and rec is basically Ken.
should have done what lily james did and have some nice quality breast prosthetics to really sell the "barbie" notion. maybe even butt prosthetics as well
> still gutted we didn't get the ironic/adult James Gunn version of Scooby-Doo
that shit would have been corny as hell >dude what if Shaggy did WEED xD >dude what if kids cartoon but SWEARING and SEX
Nah that's too regressive for the current zeitgeist.
Remember the Disney film Enchanted? The incompetent single dad tries to convince his daughter to read books and be a strong independent woman, the moral of the story is "it's okay to be a princess :)".
Maybe I just have a lack of imagination, but if I had a 'daddy' who could provide anything for me, I would not become a happy person. Chances are I'd get addicted to cocaine or something.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Chances are I'd get addicted to cocaine or something.
that's basically the goal
What is the point of this movie? Is the Barbie brand still big enough to invite big audiences? Do they need a boost in sales? Are they even being sold anymore? Help me understand, I don't leave the house
Not a whole lot is known, is it just one big advertisement? Yes.
It could end up woke shit mocking the ideal "ken" and "barbie" and just being "happy about yourself". Or it could end up satirizing the whole barbie thing too.
> What is the point of this movie?
It will be a “parody” of white “privilege” in an oblivious liberal mocking tone, a “white chicks” for the woke generation
You fricking know it. The diversity squadron really is out to kill all happiness for whites. The "white supremacy" they keep speaking of is centuries of white accomplishments leading to the highest standard of living ever achieved against all the failures of brown and black people, so that needs to de destroyed so whites are "equal" to the people who didn't lift up the whole fricking planet and can only feed off of it like invasive-species parasites.
[...]
this is the mentality that lets modern women be dimply, bloated, lard asses >she THICC BRUH!
no man, she’s just fat. Hold women yo a higher standard
coping homosexualS who can't understand that there are different levels between some b***h who has the body of a 13 years old boy and an obese landwhale. hollyweird has literally brainwashed you to like trannies.
wasn’t dua lipa meant to be in this movie?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10832569/amp/Dua-Lipa-lands-big-Barbie-movie.html
could be the coom kino of the century is so
/misc/ coomers, they defend her because she is white, if she was black every one of those posters will point that out. The fact that margot has a perfect face doesn't mean that she has a 10/10 body.
Kino.
this
this is pretty close to my memories of the cringy toys my sister used to play with, on point casting and wardrobe
i literally was just about to make a thread
gosling is going to carry the film
i dont know... margot is pretty amazing in i, tonya
Margot can definitely act. She just has a fridge body that doesn't look like Barbie at all.
Have you ever seem a barbie doll?
where to cop this fit bros?
urban outfitters + zara + american apparel you should be able to get it all in those stores
literally no ass
Frick off pornbrain
So like Barbie
Her ass is literally perfect you filthy nig. It will still be tight and smooth when your fat bunda negresses’ shits have all turned to cottage cheese
Homos
troony hips
You can seethe all you want about biological women, but you will still never be one
you wish troony
Oh my god becky look at that ass
MARGOT HAS NO ASS
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
damn is that hank hill on the right?
straight into the garbage
Does he ever not?
what the frick am I looking at?
Hollywood trying to keep up with zoomer trends from 3 years ago.
zoomers play with barbies?
Margot is so hot that you can actually feel every troony on this board crying in desperation
Stop obsessing over trannies holy shit
Yea you'd know
>have to relearn inline skating
This personality is gonna be tough.
"Three tickets for the Barbie movie, please"
how are they muscular AND skinny?
explain this Cinemaphile
low bf
She looks absolutely beautiful. Ummm and he's there
Hold up.
What's your bet they're going to remove IT
I
I thought the girl on the right was naked
She will be when I've finished with her
>Didn't finish her naked
Ngmi
Weirdly I did too and then I didn't think any more of it, as it that makes any sense
Have you considered taking a break from pornography?
COME ON Black person LET'S GO Black person
How do they film with people pointing their cell phones at them?
This shit happens all the time with telenovelas, you see some wall of non actors just filming
Just getting comfortable with the costumes I reckon
Anyone else going to the midnight showing?
I'm going to the sit in the back row and whack off showing
hello anons
i just wanted to tell you that bimbofication is my top tier fetish
oh and so is mind control and brainwashing
that's not even bimboficated, she's just dressed and wearing makeup like barbie
>bimbofication
>mind control and brainwashing
What does that even mean?
You DON'T want to know
>bimbofication
THAT'S NOT EVEN BIMBO YOU FRICKING cat TARD
the goose is loose
Margot Robbie doesn't have the curvy body to play Barbie, and has the "lazy-girl-skinny" body. They should have picked someone better. Plus Barbie's taller, and the same height as Ken.
Also a new reaction image has been aquired.
her body isn't perfect but her face is
>print out of Oyster smiling.jpg
LOOK AT THAT NUGGERS SKATES IN THE BACKGROUND AHAHAHAHAHA
look at his shirt, looks greasy as frick
They're four wheeled skates, the kind that was popular in the 80's. No surprise that the /misc/ tourists are underage.
The Chad neon blades vs the virgin dull skates
Just look at his smile. He looks so happy.
>"Did he just boner-ram me from behind?"
He's.... literally me?
>tfw when u used to let ur gf dress u like this
we're all gonna make it right bros
>it's a 40 year olds pretend to be 20 year olds episode
Margot is literally a goddess what the frick are some of you smoking on this board. Also she doesn’t have a fridge body she is just tiny. Men used to like their women like this before America started exporting plus size shit and “thicc” memes.
She has the face and hair to pull off Barbie, but Margot's fridge body is throwing me off. The Goose, of course, is the perfect Ken.
goose is too average looking, what were they thinking?
He’s good looking enough and he can pull off the swagger.
It’s too bad Rob Lowe is too old, he would have been perfect. His character in parks and rec is basically Ken.
>He’s good looking enough
He really isn’t
>It’s too bad Rob Lowe is too old, he would have been perfect. His character in parks and rec is basically Ken.
He just played himself.
>be young, attractive, and wealthy in the 80s
>has a threesome with a hot 22 year old and her 16 year old friend
it’s not fair
should have done what lily james did and have some nice quality breast prosthetics to really sell the "barbie" notion. maybe even butt prosthetics as well
She should have some face prosthetics HEYOOOOOOO LMAOOOOOOO somebody stop me!
is there any role that The Goose can't master?
only a bad role
being himself
>mfw those anatomically correct Barbie dolls they sold in the 90’s
Do you think he’s gonna come on Barbie in the movie?
Yes then they'll go party.
Are they gonna do the aqua songs throughout the movie?
If they do, this could be absolute kino
ITT: zoom zooms forget that the ideal of beauty hasn't always been Black personfied PAWGs
yeah i thought that person was nakie for a sec
mmmmm
sex AND burritos
wow they really went all out for the barbie anatomy!
what's the correct way to do this?
still gutted we didn't get the ironic/adult James Gunn version of Scooby-Doo
> still gutted we didn't get the ironic/adult James Gunn version of Scooby-Doo
that shit would have been corny as hell
>dude what if Shaggy did WEED xD
>dude what if kids cartoon but SWEARING and SEX
goosebros.. I cant afford another outfit so soon
Goose is having the time of his life. Also regardless of whatever vibe this movie is the costume department is just killing it
>Sneed's Feed
>Formerly Ch
Cheed?
Keed
Ken's Fen and Sen?
Fookin hell Margot is channeling that bimbo Stacey energy hard, excellent casting for sure
How much do you bet she is gonna have an affair through out the movie with some Black person or mutt. And the Ken will turn out to be a dick.
Yeah probably, I don't think it will portray white people in a good light overall. Greta Gerwig is a feminist married to a israelite
>tfw they won't use the song in the movie
what movie
sneed and feed
both these actors get mogged by some dumpy 6/10's skin shade bikini bottom
I'm trying to mentally channel that Kenergy, what's his morning routine like?
This is the only movie I am looking forward to seeing
Where did you get this picture of me and my gf?
is that song in the trailers or the movie?
first trailer, epic slow version as a fakeout until some Doja Cat song comes on
>tfw i will never go roller skating with my gf or Ryan Gosling 🙁
bell bottoms truly can't be beaten. strong contender for the sexiest cut imaginable
Cinemaphile be like "so ugly" lmao
only trannies are seething at her
xhe's literally a transpiration
She literally has herpes on her bottom lip, anon. She’s a goddamn prostitute. Movie should be called ‘Ken’
dilate
a woman never you will be
kill themself they will
Everyone has herpes. It's barely even an STD at this point.
I don’t
Virgin detected
It's just the latent effects of the vaccine, anon
She has normal herpes like everyone, you are thinking about genital herpes mostly black people have. It's not the same homosexual.
Cinemaphile is full of porn coomers so its not surprising they can't appreciate a regular good looking woman
Utterly perfect casting. She always looked like a living barbie doll.
>Cinemaphile
/leftypol/ trannies will never be Cinemaphile
looks like kino tbh...
what were they thinking casting margot
What porn actress most resembles Margot Robbie in these photographs? It's not for jacking off.
Idris Elba
Margot is a porn actress. She does nude scenes
margot hasnt aged a day since wolf of wall street
He looks too old for the role
mutt sisters...we lost
Coolest thing is that Gosling is Canadian and Margot is from Australia. It’s literally over for the US.
and both countries are cucked beyond belief
it's over for white people
I had no idea he was Canadian
checked and kekd
Savage
>americans
Actually spot on
>When Anon tells of a grim future
Is this Venice? how did they hide all of the homeless encampments? Did they throw a green screen in front of them?
probably paid them $5 to frick off
The more I see of this shoot, the closer I get to genuinely wanting to watch the film
Is Sersha going to be in this as well or no? She has been in every Gerwig film so far
i don't get why this movie is being made honestly..
does seem about 20 years too late
It will 100% be a woke fest and the moral will be "Anyone can be a Barbie, it doesn't matter how you look or what gender you are".
Nah that's too regressive for the current zeitgeist.
Remember the Disney film Enchanted? The incompetent single dad tries to convince his daughter to read books and be a strong independent woman, the moral of the story is "it's okay to be a princess :)".
Princess programming isnt a good thing. That's why modern women are entitled arrogant b***hes. Barbie must burn.
Very odd when women are transparent about it. Tinder profiles about how they want to be "spoiled", that sort of thing.
It's a learned behaviour but what do they get from it?
anything they want?
Maybe I just have a lack of imagination, but if I had a 'daddy' who could provide anything for me, I would not become a happy person. Chances are I'd get addicted to cocaine or something.
>Chances are I'd get addicted to cocaine or something.
that's basically the goal
That’s what the Amy Schumer Barbie script was and it was thrown out. This will be kino
Margot's hair looks really good
I’m glad somebody else said it. Maybe we’re just so deprived of pretty blonde women lately but she looks like a literal goddess
No elbow pads Ryan? Surely this is his most dangerous role.
AH
AH
AH Yeah!
unironically enjoy this tune and Dr jones
They're known for more hits than just those two, you know...
I don't, I only know those two and they are decent, but if you have some recommendations I'm all ears
So glad you asked~
They were a band that loved having fun~
>Lollipop (Candyman)
>Roses Are Red
>Cartoon Heroes
>Happy Boys & Girls
>My Oh My
>Calling You
>Bumble Bees
>doesnt post dr jones
into the trash you go
>can't read
he is giving bme suggestions that aren't Dr Jones or Barbie girl
thank you fren
Who's playing the jealous dark hair b***h?
Looks like the 1994 Hot Skatin' Barbie
What a weird coincidence.
Except with more exposed skin, wtf that never happens
for me? its woke Barbie
Black =/= woke, moron
not with that attitude its not
>Nooo! You can't just sell black coloured toys to black coloured kids for profit! T-Thats literally white genocide!
>everyone who isn't a deranged schizo must be a leftist
>everyone who disagrees with me is a deranged schizo, I am perfectly sane
ok moron
>seeing leftists everywhere
>not a schizo
Epic, simply epic.
Yeah i was about to reply to this thread saying its too extreme, like its a parody of a parody, but then, viola
Are we going to steal his look?
Will we see Goose as Sugar Daddy Ken?
What is the point of this movie? Is the Barbie brand still big enough to invite big audiences? Do they need a boost in sales? Are they even being sold anymore? Help me understand, I don't leave the house
They want the ironic gay audience, and it's going to be huge
Joke's on them,. I'm hype for it and I'm neither gay nor ironically gay
Not a whole lot is known, is it just one big advertisement? Yes.
It could end up woke shit mocking the ideal "ken" and "barbie" and just being "happy about yourself". Or it could end up satirizing the whole barbie thing too.
> What is the point of this movie?
It will be a “parody” of white “privilege” in an oblivious liberal mocking tone, a “white chicks” for the woke generation
You fricking know it. The diversity squadron really is out to kill all happiness for whites. The "white supremacy" they keep speaking of is centuries of white accomplishments leading to the highest standard of living ever achieved against all the failures of brown and black people, so that needs to de destroyed so whites are "equal" to the people who didn't lift up the whole fricking planet and can only feed off of it like invasive-species parasites.
I had a barbie and a Ken and made barbie kiss with Max Steele
What's canon in the Barbie world. She's goes to the mall every Saturday? wtf she even do?
Mate what doesn't she do
Barbie is an autodidact, polymath, warrior poet
Is there a dominatrix Barbie? Just curious haha
>wtf she even do?
ken
Think Homer Simpson or Donald Duck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie%27s_careers
gets blacked what else
I refuse to believe they won’t have an affair at the end of this. There’s no way
You’re coping because you like fat prostitutes, Margot is perfect
>low t
I’ll shit on you buddy
coping homosexualS who can't understand that there are different levels between some b***h who has the body of a 13 years old boy and an obese landwhale. hollyweird has literally brainwashed you to like trannies.
except slender and thin has been the standard of beauty since like the fricking 40s moron
voluptuous busty slampig milk maid has always been a popular choice
I image searched your exact description voluptuous busty slampig milk maid and I won’t lie I was NOT disappointed with the results
>voluptuous busty slampig milk maid
I just looked that up and saw some woman fisting another, up her ass! Too early for that.
Margot legit looks perfect in all this images bros wtf
this is the mentality that lets modern women be dimply, bloated, lard asses
>she THICC BRUH!
no man, she’s just fat. Hold women yo a higher standard
are they going to cgi her ass and hips in?
wardrobe looks good
actors look good
how will the israelites ruin this movie and another classic brand
>Barbie and Ken are isekaied into modern day
>a “hip and cool” mutt couple or WWBM couple will point out how lame and dumb Barbie and Ken are
I believe it
computer, enhance and extrapolate smell model data
Disengage safety protocols
>The New Barbie movie has a glaring problem. Why the straight white couple is a remnant of the past that needs to go extinct.
What’s the movie even going to be about?
Considering they’ve been trying to “dismantle the whiteness” of Barbie for two decades, I’ll give you one guess…
Can't believe I'm excited for a fricking Barbie flick.
Shouldn’t Action Man technically be there considering it’s literally repurporsed Ken toy?
Post-credits scene.
kino
Now that would pure fricking kino. Soldier Boy as Action Man.
for me it was professor gangrene with his sqeezy green guts
>professor gangrene
>squeezy green guts
in hindsight the 90s had almost a fetish for gross stuff didn’t it? Barf, puke, snot, gak, gunk
yeah there was a lot of that shit, slime made a bit of a come back a few years back but that seems to have died off again
unironically may be the influence of Pluto in Scorpio during the first half
How is Barbie or Ken not black? How did they get away with this?
its a different time
I read somewhere that the movie is going to have black and asian Kens
heres your black ken
If this were 10 years ago she wouldn't have the spanx on underneath.
Another tragedy.
>10 years ago
Baywatch was 30 years ago, anon.
He was probably referring to the remake with titqueen Daddario.
fruity boys rose up
can’t wait for halloween
wasn’t dua lipa meant to be in this movie?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10832569/amp/Dua-Lipa-lands-big-Barbie-movie.html
could be the coom kino of the century is so
Kek nice
>mfw when I see Barbie in skates
>let's see black Ken's accessories
>Let's see Ryan Gosling's doll
TRY TO PUT DOWN A DOWN PAYMENT ON THE DREAM HOUSE NOW YOU STUPID FRICKING BASTARD!
It's a shame that's the only Aqua song anyone remembers: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q_LPJllaogU
I wish that you were my lollipop~
It's over. Goose has been injected with soi. It's just fricking over, man. Shed a tear, and try to move on as much as the pain will let you.
dumb frogposter
Couldn't refute? Let the pain have its way for a few seconds, then smile and move on.
They should have picked Aussia fitness model Emily Feld, then bleached her.
>They should have picked Aussia fitness model Emily Feld, then bleached her.
hahaha ok
How does Goose stay absolutely PEELED 24x7
ancient Chad magic
Wait, they are making a live action barbie movie?
Why? Is there a trailer?
Will they use this song in the movie?
Should have used Samara Weaving
Thous movies genna be fun isn’t it?
They’ll find a way to make it terrible. Only top gun was able to be the only thing decent in the last 5-7 years.
I am going to watch this
Isn't Warwick Davis supposed to be in this?
what does he play? the third hair up on goose's sideburn?
Just ordered me a pair of inline skates and neon colored clothes
Margot's breasts are way too small to play Barbie.
Plus her fridge body. Barbie needs curves. Not fat-black Kardashian curves, but proper feminine curves.
this woman looks less curvy than Margot... the frick anon?
Kys homosexual. Genuinely, commit suicide. Make the world a better place.
Is this the Aryan promotion video?
Is Ken supposed to look super gay?
It won't be true to Ken unless he's been fully castrated.
They couldn't make Barbie Black?
Iirc there are multiple Barbies/Kens in the movie, including black ones.
they got the vitiligo Barbie in this?
I really really want them all to be called Barbie and Ken and referred to in the film as things like, black ken, Asian Barbie etc etc
I legit thought the woman on the right was naked.
this is the first thing I'm excited for in years
don't ruin this for me
>skin tone bikini
Can you get any more desperate?
slippin Kenny
movie looks kino, hoping it's as good as the original Life Size. Although I'm 0 for 2 in enjoying a Gerwig flick.
blonde white women with blue eyes are the most attractive women in the world and not a single person will ever be able to convince me otherwise
Everyone knows this, especially israelites, which is why they hate us.
brunette white women with blue eyes are superior
whoever invented the leotard deserves a nobel prize, a blowjob, and a great big cigar.
I found the chick who looks naked on Twatter, she cute
based coomer
Unironically insane work, you deserve a you
>identical
I can immediately tell them apart by the nose
people don't pay attention to that stuff if they only have 1 pet. once you have multiple that look the same it's very easy to identify them
cat gays have toxic parasites in thier brains which makes them doubly moronic
holy frick anon
Anon please submit your resume.
Weaponized autism, it's something else man
Genuinely impressive
Need to see her face.
he probably searched for people posting #Barbie or @TheGoose and found her taking this photo
may have temporally narrowed his search
What’s her @
this woman triggers my autogynephilia
She'll definitely make a video about it? R-right bros?
They're making a fricking Barbie movie?
Why does Barbie have such a small booba?
Where are these "curves" Cinemaphile keeps mentioning? Is there something I'm not seeing?
/misc/ coomers, they defend her because she is white, if she was black every one of those posters will point that out. The fact that margot has a perfect face doesn't mean that she has a 10/10 body.
You must be the guy who slammed into the incoming car a few cars ahead of us and killed like 3 people
asiaticmoot has IP blocked my entire city. so I can't post a thread with this question.
>Looking for the name of a European film. Features a medeival fantasy world in the sky. The first scene has flying sail ships attacking the city.
thanks
I unironically wish I could dress like this without people thinking I'm the Fresh Prince of Bellend
bimbo margot makes my tiny widdle white peepee all stiffy wiffy
yeah i bet she'd look greatGETTING FRICKED BY A BIG GIANT BLACK MANDINGO AFRICAN PENIS
kek how is this thread still going
idk i'm on a ton of cocaine hbu?
do you sneed some?
He is so me, once I get blonde hair I gonna get so much pussy
They're trying to catch Barbie.
Is that Ben Shartnado and George Bush on roller blades?