Come up with an adult styled idea for an episode of Spongebob that still has the overall tone of an official episode.
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Come up with an adult styled idea for an episode of Spongebob that still has the overall tone of an official episode.
Mr. Krabs teaches Spongebob how to evade tax.
Pearl teaches SpongeBob and Patrick how to use only fish
Have it be where she keeps doing her demonstrations wrong to hide it from Krabs as he keeps popping in for random shit, so not only do Spongebob and Patrick get incorrect assumptions on how to do OnlyFish, but its all for naught when Mr Krabs finds out at the end and goes nuts when he realizes how much money she makes from it, going from being abhorred to ecstatic and supportive of it.
Spongebob and Sandy become intimate and after a night of sex Spongebob excitedly proclaims how he'll share this eperience with everyone at work. Sandy tells him the sex they just had was a personal and intimate thing and needs to be kept secret. Spongebob spends the episode taunted by coincidences that make it difficult for him to resist the temptation to talk about it.
Also I had this cute scene in mind where Spongebob reassures Sandy his lips are sealed, then zips his mouth shit like an actual zipper, Sandy laughs,unzips his mouth gives him a kiss and tells him thanks.
Squidward laments that he cant get laid and spongebob and patrick try to help by mistakenly taking him to a biker leather club
"Oh no he's hot! And so is he! And him!"
Spongebob gets laughed out of the Krusty Krab for not knowing what veganas are, and he and Patrick set out to learn more about it through their usual innocently goofy means that end up being extremely perverted, like pretending to be doctors so they can feel up a woman's coochie (they get caught when they try to lick it).
pongebob get ipad
thats not adult.
Spongebob attempts to shoot a porno
Nice try Nickelodeon
Pearl gets her first period, which attracts sharks because sharks like blood. It ends with Spongebob being used as her tampon. The closing shot is him stuffed up to his nose in Pearl's cooch.
>Well, at least I'm nowhere near the old starfish
Patrick sticks his head out of her butthole
>And what's that supposed to mean?
Uke riff ends the episode
Vile
spongebob and patrick smoke seaweed and they laugh
>spongebob and patrick smoke seaweed
It's always the stupidest shit that makes me laugh
Spongebob catches a mystery woman leaving Squidward's house in the middle of the night.
Spongebob is confused so he asks Krabs about it. Mr Krabs sings a song about prostitution, telling him the wonders of using money for sex.
The next day Spongebob follows her to Rock Bottom and pays for her services so he can get a better idea on how to make Squidward happy.
The episode ends with Squidward waking up to find Spongebob jacking him off
how about the mystery woman is squidward crossdressing
Isn't that every episode of Spongebob? The character is supposed to be age ambiguous.
Patrick and SpongeBob start to feel something special inside their bodies and they use it to their advantage.
It already exists, it's called Nasty Patty
Hand pick anything from the first 4 seasons.
Why does it have to be sexual just because it's for adults? How about:
SpongeBob and Sandy are married and Sandy's parents come for a visit, but the pineapple is in a mess after SpongeBob invited Patrick to build a bouldering wall in the kids room which was obviously too complicated for both of them.
Also Squidward was just released from rehab and Patrick is about to frick up his parole when the parole inspector gets the wrong adress