Comedian assaulted on stage

Last night, comedian Mark Normand performed a comedy set in NYC. During the set, a random man jumped on the stage and awkwardly stood there. This appeared to not be part of the set as Normand was confused. Eventually the man was pulled off, a random black woman followed him and then the man was tasered. The comedian was pulled off the stage. A woman came on the stage acting hysterically and could barely speak and the audience was confused about what was going on. Eventually a producer of the show requested everyone leave immediately.

You can see full video of this here:

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This happened last night. No one knows what exactly happened. Mark Normand has not commented on it at all despite people demanding answers on twitter.

https://twitter.com/marknorm

This is all very bizarre. Nothing makes sense and no one is elaborating on what happened. Why did the man go on stage? Why was he tazed for that? Who was the woman that left with him. Why was the woman who came on after so terrified? Was this a terrorist attack gone wrong? Coverup by the feds?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No it's just a dumb fricking viral marketing stunt for a TV show no one wants to fricking watch.

    Let's start with the New York Comedy Club's official statement on last night's show which you can see here https://www.instagram.com/p/C2ibtp_AFR9/

    They reference very vaguely and blame everything on a production company name @hihi on instagram which can be found here https://www.instagram.com/hi_hi_/

    At first glance, this just makes things more confusing. What the heck is this? What do they produce? You start clicking around and it seems like some reality show where they push people to do crazy stunts for money which kinda is what we saw at the comedy club. However you start to notice something fishy. Random images all posted around the same time. Like this one of a painting: https://www.instagram.com/p/C1aglnEP9yr/

    Looks familiar, have we seen that before? Why yes, yes we have. On the Mr and Mrs Smith IMDB page. Right here look at the background: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14044212/mediaviewer/rm2503955457?ref_=ttmi_mi_all_sf_6

    Notice the painting in both images. But why is the instagram page named hihi? Any significance to the show? Well, vanityfair released an article about the show just today conveniently the day after the "prank" here: https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/donald-glover-maya-erskine-mr-mrs-smith-tv-show

    One specific part that interests us:

    "Glover and Erskine play two wannabe spies partnered up by a mysterious entity they nickname “Hihi” (that’s how he greets them in his messages)"

    There is that hihi connection.

    So there you have it. This viral comedy show moment everyone is freaking out about today is just some marketing campaign for a show that comes out in 8 days that no one gives a frick about.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They've got auditions on their stories. Feels like some reality show

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How is it viral marketing if you have to 20 minutes of detective work to find the connection? That just seems ineffective. It READS like a schizo theory because it's so tenuous, but it's the best explanation they have.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's the point of viral marketing they want you to figure it out before the show comes out in 8 days. I am actually so mad at this result that it makes me want to watch the show less and I never planned on watching it

        By the way Donald Glover on his instagram shared this story and he stars in the show so it's not a schizo theory

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >No it's just a dumb fricking viral marketing stunt for a TV show no one wants to fricking watch.
      exactly what a viral marketer would say...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If he was a viral marketer he would have called us white misogynists and accused us of being racist if we didn't watch Mr and Mrs Smith

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Buy an ad. Am I supposed to believe someone dropped this much lore on a random comedian in a minute?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can anyone attempt to sue if they were horrified by the incident or something? I heard someone actually got tazed by someone not knowing what was going on but maybe that was fake too.

      Honestly i'd be pissed as frick being in that audience

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >just some marketing campaign
      guarantees I will never watch
      looked fake and gay anyway

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad, homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That rule doesn't exist anymore now that fishtank is a thing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, you're replying to a bot. Some no-life somewhere has it set so that every thread that isn't a shitty template gets his "Buy an ad" bot post. Report it and filter it but don't reply.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Buy an ad b***h breasts

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile pass

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"""""comedian"""""" mark normand
    just another hack Rogan clinger-on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      damn you mad as frick Sam, maybe in your next life come back as someone who's funny

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who? Post a single funny bit of his then. Dude is corny as frick

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >assaulted on stage
    >just awkwardly stood there
    Well which one is it, you fricking homosexual?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Thread subject: Comedian assaulted on stage
    >OP post: Man stood on stage
    Explain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Theyre promoting a tv show so they're using click bait so you enter the thread and reply asking this question.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a very good job promoting anything.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It actually is.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It really isn't. I don't know what he is promoting nor do I care, I'm only questioning the disparity of his thread subject and that's where my involvement ends.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like shit. I hope it doesn't make it past the pilot.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >comedian Mark Normand
    > comedian
    No need for hyperbole here, please

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice thread OP. I am now looking forward to the new hit Mr and Mrs Smith show coming out on February 2nd only on Amazon Prime Video. This week, I heard you get a $10 discount off Amazon Prime if you spend $25 or more so you better grab that hot deal before it's gone!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When israelites do this, does their nose grow bigger like Pinocchio?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No. But the acreage on their lawns does.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and gay. Imagine having the chance to punch Mark Normand and you freeze up.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make sure to downvote the video of the idiotic viral marketing stunt if you got tricked bois

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone, get out because I'm worried
    What in the frick is wrong with people that run businesses today? Fricking buttholes.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is the perfect video to trigger schizos lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The /misc/ thread claimed this is a triple false flag for 3 different groups

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The /misc/ thread claimed this is a triple false flag for 3 different groups

          That reminds me of some jokes about the JFK assassination, where like 5 different assassination squads show up that night then start fighting each other.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Misc is wild, anything happens and they just jump on the craziest shit possible.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And they're usually correct

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >le ""comedian""
    Mark Normand is good. I find his friends unfunny though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shill

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever. Redbar is watching, etc.

    • 1 month ago
      Jet Rapeson

      I get disappointed when I'm watching a comedy set and no one in the audience randomly shouts REDBAR IS WATCHING

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mark has an update on his IG.
    >“No one was harmed or injured during my performance last night at New York comedy club. The disruption was part of a planned “surprise” activity by show producers. I had no prior knowledge that this was gonna happen”

    That's actually shitty he wasn't "in" on the act. So basically he had his stand up (as shitty as it is) disrupted for no reason.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one gives a frick, Mark. You will never ever be famous.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is shitty to do to any comedian, but how did they think they could do this to a guy who is as well known as Mark Normand and still have credibility as producers afterwards?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        At this point the shilling is just pissing me off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's a lie and it's obvious that guy was a muslim terrorist being tracked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This to me is sus. Him and the comedy club absolving themselves of blame saying they didn't know but both being incredibly vague about it. More like they are under NDA until the show comes out and this is the lines they were fed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You would think a planned activity would be a little more than a guy just getting on stage and standing silently before leaving

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was there that night. Let me tell you what happened. Yellow hat got on stage to warn everyone, but security pulled him off before he could catch his breath and speak. The managers followed him outside where they heard him screaming "Joe Rogan is on his way... He wants to do a set." The manager ran back inside and tried to warn everyone, but she was at a loss for words due to shock. So the other manager shouted out that Rogan was coming to do a set, and then everyone evacuated.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Were the audience tricked into coming for a Mark Normand show then the show was suddenly cut for this stunt? Did the audience pay to see Mark Normand? How many minutes of his set did Mark do before the show was cut?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you get paid for how many times you say that homosexuals name

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Mark Normand a chud? Is that why everyone in this thread hates him? Because of politics?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fricking have a nice day you memespouting Black person of a c**t

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it was a threat to mark for making jokes about israelites. "we can just jump on stage and control the narrative"

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Comedy!

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gold!

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its a shame no one killed this Mark fellow. I hope he gets gutted and left for dead in an alley for a homeless man to shit in his gaping stomach hole like a toilet.

    Haha I know his tour schedule. Would be a shame if that actually happened to him. Haha Yeah.

    Stop posting now. I am warning you.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow this Mark Normand fellow is pretty funny. Watch this comedy set that Mark Normand did https://youtu.be/NgPQ-tgzhMU?si=R4Pe24rpcJdEldGQ

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That whole situation and their explaination of it glows so hard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I don't believe the explanation for a second. I think there were some undercover police officers who coordinated with the FBI and were tracking this guy specifically. Was probably a known person of interest. Also kinda seemed like he might have been a suicide bomber whose vest didn't go off, judging by how long he just stood there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing that bombed was this Mark fella’s jokes.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wow, that's fricking crazy. I can't imagine if this was happened with someone anyone had heard of or gave a shit about

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Curb stomp marketers. Lynch marketers. Roast a marketer over an open flame.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no wonder Mark removed his initial post about it. i wonder if he's still thinking of how to approach it when he finally gets to talk on his podcasts

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    guy was high on drugs
    enraged the angry buntu
    sought refuge on stage
    it didnt last long

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Comedy!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and then a duck fell out of my ass!

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    looks like some gay israelite shit

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