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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Seven more years fellas.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yikes man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just hire a hooker and get it over with, nerd

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        and then what? how does that help anyone?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        doesnt count. youre still a virgin. let us know when it happens with a woman willingly and for free

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Sex with a woman
          >Free

          No such thing.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The amount of free sex you can have on dating sites is insane. Women will literally uber to your house to get fricked. If anything they are the one paying

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you always pay, but the cheapest is making her think you are fricking her friends and sister.

            thats not the same as paying a prostitute and you know it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ugly cope

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you always pay, but the cheapest is making her think you are fricking her friends and sister.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Next year for me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Four here.

      I think I'm asexual.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      9 here

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He was happier living his own life with his hobbies before his 'friends' made having sex his entire life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nailed it. His fatal mistake was to agree to the card game in the first place. The only winning move is not to play.

      doesnt count. youre still a virgin. let us know when it happens with a woman willingly and for free

      Strictly speaking, I don't agree. Virginity refers to the (lack of) sex act as-such, not the economic, social circumstances surrounding its commission. There is a clear divide between prostitutes and conventional hookups/courtship, yes, but virgin/non-virgin isn't a useful category to split them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sure it is. you can always buy something but earning it is entirely different and thats where the shaming of calling someone a virgin comes from. i have more respect for people who frick fat chicks than those who pay for prostitutes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, again, the two things are formally distinct, you're just conflating them in the lazy way that they're understood together in a social context. You're getting dangerously close to the way that women """argue""" about this stuff.

          I certainly don't encourage anyone to see a prostitute (as so many on here do), and you are right to distinguish the other category. But if a man has never had his penis in a vagoo, and he sees a prostitute and ejaculates into her vagoo, he has quite literally lost his virginity. Oh, he might feel shame afterwards in how he went about it, and rightly so, but he's no longer a virgin. That's the point.

          Lastly, I don't respect anyone who has sex with fat women, full stop. I have never understood how fat and ugly people settle for each other when solitude is not only preferable, but FAR preferable.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >conflating them in the lazy way that they're understood together in a social context
            yes welcome to the thread or even any conversation ever where virginity came up. nobody has ever meant simply penis in vegana. and i agree with you on fattys. thats why i said even that is more respected than paying for it.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here just lost horniness? I am 32 years old and before I jacked it like 3 times a day. I lost my virginity late I it disappointed me in sex. Nowadays I get one if that erection per day and if I jack it, I can't get it up for the rest of the day.

    Is it low T or something more sinister?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Incelibacy contributes to erectile dysfunction.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I too am a 40 year old virgin. And that is my own fault. I could have fricked many times, but I never felt like the commies would be worth it. I don't have enough cash, and I don't want all the potential hassles.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I appreciate your implication that the women you might conceivably have fricked were too left/liberal/commie to be worth your attention. This could be dismissed as cope, or sour grapes, or "chud", but there is a real principle at stake. I wouldn't even want casual sex with a woman if it involves her blathering on about abortion rights, Trump bad, [insert political issue the phone has instructed her to care about], etc. Really a pointless activity. Naturally, such women want nothing to do with someone like me, but I also want nothing to do with them.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does society hate single/virgin men so much?
    You can have a productive life with lots of hobbies and stuff but if you aren't in a relationship everyone acts as though there's something wrong with you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does society
      You mean "other men". Nobody cares about your virginity, except your so-called friends.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unless they known you're a virgin, of course. If they do they will always see you as a small babby person.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        actual woman poster

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because its a simple moron check. It's literally so fricking easy to lose your virginity. Go on a dating app talk to a bunch of 5&6s say you wanna frick them and one of them will be horny enough to come frick you. Anytime I want sex I can literally get a girl here within 12hrs. It's not fricking hard. Stop being ugly and poor wanting to frick 10/10 models. Just start with the uggos get ur confidence up, learn to actually frick then move up to hotter and hotter women. Most of the women I've fricked are way hotter than me. Good dick makes up the difference.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        fricking uggos will only drop your confidence
        >this is the best i can do?
        Aim high or become a monk

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It's literally so fricking easy to lose your virginity.
        If getting a gf and losing your virginity is easy (which I agree with) then why is it a big deal if you haven't done it?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Very stupid question. The implication is that if you haven't performed some socially expected task which is easy (or believed to be easy), then you are fundamentally inept, stupid, flawed, undesirable by definition, etc. As the other poster said, it's a "moron check". The basic idea does make sense if you're being objective about it.

          That's the major piece. The minor piece is that on some level, people feel threatened by the existence of people who live in a fundamentally different way from themselves.

          "Abstinence-voluntary or FORCED (emphasis mine)-sets the individual both above and below the Species, makes him into an alloy of Saint and Imbecile that intrigues and abashes us. Whence our equivocal hatred for the Monk, as for any man who has renounced woman, who has renounced being LIKE US. We shall never forgive him his solitude: it degrades as much as it disgusts us; it is a provocation." -Cioran, writing on Gogol

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a moron check
        Literally the opposite
        There's a negative correlation with ability to have sex and IQ.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Go on a dating app talk to a bunch of 5&6s say you wanna frick them and one of them will be horny enough to come frick you
        You can't talk to them unless they match with you and they won't match with me unless they're bots.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dating apps never work for me I just get ignored

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >its a simple moron check
        Then why do gypsies and blacks breed like rabbits?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Normalgays lose their shit when they meet people who aren't carbon copies of themselves

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because Gynocentrism
      Women are at the top of society and see virgin/single men as subhuman

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Virginity is a gift you give your future spouse.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bros I was looking at an escort site last night

    thing is I could probably get laid if I put effort into it. I'm 6'2 and I've worked out for years so my body is decently built. but I have literally 0 friends and 0 interesting hobbies which means no "natural" looking photos of doing shit with other people to fill dating apps with. Feel like my only options are to get a tripod and take some candid looking photos on my own but just paying a couple hundred bucks sounds way easier

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there is no such thing as male virginity.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was over for me before it started.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    veganas are so warm. You guys are missing out. :^)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Go 21 years without sex
    >feel fine
    >Have sex
    >fine
    >go 4 months without sex
    >literally feel insane

    Don’t fall for it guys

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've been going to the gym regularly for months and now hoes approach me in clubs but I reject them because I don't want casual sex, how do I find good women?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What was the message of this movie?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Virgins are evil

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1) People refuse to tolerate genuine difference in others. This is true of people in general (including the strange and different, who themselves also ill at ease with those truly different from themselves), but it's especially true of "normal" people. They feel compelled to coerce conformity on those who are different.

      2) Although the film tried to depict the lead's virginity loss (and the path leading towards it) as a sort of comedic personal growth, it actually showed the opposite in spite of itself. The character was a better and happier person at the beginning of the film than at its end. In order to get sex that wasn't worth having in the first place (because the woman involved was a middle-aged single mother), the character was made to undergo various humiliations and go through various superficial rites to deny his true self. Although it can be countered that the character ultimately got sex by "being genuine and being his true self", he is still worse off for having undergone the humiliations and parting with his collection that he genuinely enjoyed. He was made to compromise himself (and he was weak enough to go along with the ideas even though no one was literally forcing him to do the various rites. He had the power to say "No, I'm not going to be doing that", and should have, but he was weak and went along with what he was told to do). Even though I don't watch or read any of it anymore (and even though it isn't terribly valuable), I have never sold any of my old anime stuff, and I never will. I keep it on general principles. I know who I am as a person, and I know what I like, or at least what I used to like, and I refuse to deny this about myself.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    whatever dudes. its still funny. who are you schwinn frickin armstrong?

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