Comfy Seinfeld thread, whats everyones favourite and least favourite episode?

Comfy Seinfeld thread, whats everyones favourite and least favourite episode?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite
    >The Mohel or secret code
    Least favorite
    >Puerto Rican day

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Puerto Rican day
      filtered

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Are you pretending that this is great now just to be a contrarian?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The Puerto Rican Day is great. Has my favorite Costanza line in the whole show "I can't be blind Jerry, the blind are courageous".

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Peurto Rican Day is a great episode. I consider it the real finale.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite
    >The Nap
    Least Favorite
    >The wedding in India

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >he can chuck
    >he can chuck
    >he can chuck
    >he can chuck
    I can SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    least favorite: all jerry's standup bits after an episode

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you missed the point of the show

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You missed the point of life

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Best
    Parking Garage
    >Least
    Finale

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its time

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite:
    the one where jerry accidentally says "fuck" in a set and then a little kid starts saying it, and the mother blames him

    Least Favorite:
    The Chinese Restaurant. Funny the first time through, but becomes a tedious slog in subsequent watches

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He says "fuck" at the frozen yoghurt store.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's The Pony Remark.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >He was a beautiful pony, and I loved him!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite
    >The Merv Griffin Show
    Leastz favorite
    >The Finale

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite
    >The Raincoats
    Least
    >clipshow episodes
    If Clipshow episodes don't count
    >The Betrayal

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I burst into sobbing, grieving tears every time I watch this.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what aspect ratio is this screenshot in?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      4:3 of course

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >You can literally see people fucking on the tape
    based

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what's the DEAL with this show being so BASED?!

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    as of now
    favorite
    >the note
    least favoite
    >the old man

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based The Note enjoyer. I think The Dog is worse than The Old Man though.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It drops truth bombs left and right

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Damn George is literally me fr fr

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kramer is just that one poster that keeps trying to get their life together but just comes back here everytime

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kramer then tells Jerry to not bother with marriage and kids. And he acts like such a normalfag here kek.

      Kramer is just that one poster that keeps trying to get their life together but just comes back here everytime

      Accurate

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Marriage and kids is the biggest meme going

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >most favorite
    The Opposite
    >least favorite
    The Dog

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the WIz

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      NOBODY BEATS ME!

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    not a particular episode, but I never really cared for Jerry's parents or any plotline in Florida, except for when Kramer retired there
    it's like Jerry never dared to write them as much of ridiculous parents as George's, so they were very bland generic sitcom parents
    never quite matched the tone of other secondary characters

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Cadillac, astronaut pen, and Mandelbaum plotlines all came from Florida though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        didn't really care for any of those
        old people bother me almost as much as kids and teens

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Good luck with your future suicide

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I've honestly considered suicide ever since I was 12
            too much of a coward to go on with it though

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              haha like George Costanza, from Seinfeld (Starring Jerry Seinfeld)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can't find it, but watched an interview of Estelle Harris around the time Jerry Stiller died where she said that initially their characters were written to be boring as well and they worked together to make their roles funny as job security since Frank was already a recast.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    S3 is the best season, fight me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      le contrarian face

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Prove me wrong

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      heeeey
      beezeedebeep
      beedeep

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      For me S4 just barely edges it out because it has more all time classic episodes, and the continuity between the episodes is really cool. S3 is almost as good but has one or two dud episodes that hold it back. Also I'm on S6 for my yearly rewatch now and I never noticed how medicore it feels compared to the previous 3 seasons.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Very good post anon

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite
    >Kramer at the Laugh Factory
    Least Favorite
    >Jerry at David Letterman
    they're kino when watched in one sitting though

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    least favourite
    >The Rye
    Wtf steals bread from an oldie?
    Wtf feeds horses beef?
    What kind of f-up horse eats beef?
    Wtf dares to lick Elaine's cunt?
    Wtf offers bread that looks like a turd?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the old lady he stole the bread from was the same woman that played happy's grandma in happy gilmore

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Frances Bay, she plays an interesting role in Twin Peaks as Mrs. Chalfont/ Mrs. Tremond, some sort of interdimensional demon thing. She's dead now though I'm sure

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is rye bread even good?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Wtf feeds horses beef?
      >What kind of f-up horse eats beef?
      do you assume horses only ate dried hay fed to them by ranchers?
      haven't you ever seen those webms of horses eating chicks and other small animals like they were candy?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Im so keeno on beefarino, what a delicious cuisino, fit for king and queeno!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Wtf steals bread from an oldie?
      This alone makes it funny for me.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    BASED:
    anything with uncle leo
    anything with newman
    anything with a kramer scheme
    anything where george pretends to be art vandelay
    anything with puddy
    anything with george's dad

    Cringe:
    anything with kenny bania

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good taste

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I love Bania episodes, he's the voice of a new generation. Honestly I mostly like his episodes cuz when I quote him it makes my wife uncomfortable. The Uma Thurman/suit plot line was great though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bania is great you pleb

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Newman
    >Frank Costanza
    >Jackie Chiles
    >J. Peterman
    >Puddy
    >Steinbrenner
    >Bania
    did any other show have so many brilliant side characters?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Simpsons

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Dinner Party is my favorite episode. It's peak Seinfeld in every way.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    NO SOUP FOR YOU

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bookman, The Library is PEAk kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      drawing pictures of PEEPEES and WEEWEES

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >best
    The opposite
    The big salad
    The phone message
    >worst
    Whatever the barber one is, but this show is so good even its worst ep is still happily watchable

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I don’t want you to freak out, but the pilot is going to be in the audience

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kek i forgot about that one

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Very underrated episode
        >Jerry freaking out over the pilot
        >Kramer betting the Son of Sam post bag
        >Elaine is suspected trying to kill mr Pitt
        >George trying not to seem racist

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FINE i will watch your show

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fav
    >The Marine Biologist
    Least
    >Puerto Rican Day Parade

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Very based taste anon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what's the DEAL with nobody CHECKING those DIGITS?!

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    which season was elaine objectively the hottest in? side-question, what would sex with her feel like irl?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        HHNNNNNNGGG MY FUCKIN PEEPER

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            fuck i would have given her the full treatment
            >18 seconds of sex
            >curl up in a ball at the foot of the bed
            >cry myself to sleep
            >wake up farting at 5:30 a.m.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              are you a dog?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                well elaine/julia is a white woman, so i guess that question answers itself...

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >garden gnome
                >white

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In the Season 4 episodes "The Trip Part 1 and Part 2"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >sex with her feel like this.
      Like this
      https://xhamster.com/videos/julia-louis-dreyfus-hot-sex-scene-1909989
      Good, and often, but over quickly and she wants to move on.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >but over quickly and she wants to move on
        sounds based to me. i never last more than 4 minutes anyway.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think she looked best in season 2 and 3. She also looks really good in season 6 when she starts wearing her glasses more and stops wearing her hair all big at the top. Also I have a huge crush on elaine and its one of the reasons I watch seinfeld so often

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She can be hot occassionally but she looks like a chud here. With that thousand cock stare and a jawline that would make half this board envious.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >MOOPS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      George's best moment.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      MOORS

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of like all the epicodes, all have good jokes.
    But there are /plots/ that I dislike.
    >the nbc/show pilot plots
    >going to Los Angeles plot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the going to los angeles plot has the one where kramer gets mistaken for the smog strangler. the interrogation scene alone makes the entire episode
      >you killed her didn't you!
      >you choked the pretty flowers!
      >YOU CHOKED THE PRETTY FLOWERS

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Best is the episode where Kramer adopts a mile of highway and widens all the lanes

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's the episode where Kramer gets an intern for all his ideas

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This was considered a laughable haircut int he 90s.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    4:3 HD, the true kino has arrived

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What fictional Seinfeld movie would you like to see most?
    https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Seinfeld_fictional_films
    For me it's Death Blow.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously, it's Death Blow or Sack Lunch

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It exists

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    favorite: The Gum

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they posted a clip of this one today
      many keks were had

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shitty show for NPCs. Only mongoloids disagree.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Name your top 5 shows of all time

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Mad Men
        Sopranos
        Seinfeld
        Simpsons
        Better Call Saul

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you reply to me? You arn't the same anon, learn to read

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            sorry
            I'm very lonely

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Just any other mainstream garbage. Just look up what most NPCs watched after Seinfeld stopped airing. It's the same trash.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Post your list

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you die a horrible death

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >When did you build this thing?
    >Yesterday. Took the day off

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The bottle episode. Oh wait that's all of them! xD

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No it isnt, did you think this was a smart post or something?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        90% of the scenes are in Jerry's apartment, cope harder Larry

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Thats wrong though

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, how did they manage to film that scene on a mountainside? Must have been pretty expensive.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Confess your sins to brother Costanza, Seinbros...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure I've watched all episodes.

  47. 1 week ago
    every conversation in seinfeld

    >JERRY I HAVE NO HAND
    >You gotta have hand
    >I KNOW, I HAVE NO HAND
    >I AM A MAN WITH NO HAND, JERRY
    >NO HAND
    >A man with no hand can't stand
    >I CAN'T STAND NO HAND JERRY
    >NO HAND
    >I'M GEORGE COSTANZA, LORD OF NO HAND
    >*Kramer busts in*
    >*audience claps for 5 minutes*
    >You don't have any hand?
    >IT'S LIKE I HAVE NUBS ON THE END OF MY ARMS, KRAMER
    >You should get that checked out, buddy
    >*bass slaps*
    >cut to Elaine getting groped by your boyfriend
    >Wow, you sure have hand!

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is Jason Alexander a prick in real life?

    Every time I watch one of those retrospective interviews he comes across as really pretentious

    Also the way he treated Susans actor because he didn't have chemistry with her seemed a bit much

    • 1 week ago
      every conversation in seinfeld

      he was the only trained actor on the show; also ironically the only one to not win an emmy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The way he talks about Heidi Swedberg is abhorrent.

      Plus he's a virtual signaling leftist SJW limousine liberal shill. Combine that with being a miserable prick and he might legitimately be the most miserable person on the planet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >really pretentious
      many actors are, especially when talking about their craft
      he does seem very passionate about acting, which I admire a lot
      you wouldn't see a TBBT actor talking about the nuances of their respective characters with the same enthusiasm
      >Also the way he treated Susans actor because he didn't have chemistry with her seemed a bit much
      yeah, that was dickish
      but if I remember correctly, JLD felt the same way about her, and that's what pushed Larry David to kill her off
      besides, I didn't care about Susan a lot either
      her character was too bland for Seinfeld, her scenes were the worst

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >you wouldn't see a TBBT actor talking about the nuances of their respective characters with the same enthusiasm
        I fucking loathe TBBT but I could see it from the guy who plays Zimbabwe, who's actually pretty decent.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I was very much into TBBT as a teenager, and remember seeing interviews with the cast
          they mostly talk about how fun it is, how they get along, how much they love their fans, etc
          not a lot of deep talk about the show or their work, really

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >really pretentious
      many actors are, especially when talking about their craft
      he does seem very passionate about acting, which I admire a lot
      you wouldn't see a TBBT actor talking about the nuances of their respective characters with the same enthusiasm
      >Also the way he treated Susans actor because he didn't have chemistry with her seemed a bit much
      yeah, that was dickish
      but if I remember correctly, JLD felt the same way about her, and that's what pushed Larry David to kill her off
      besides, I didn't care about Susan a lot either
      her character was too bland for Seinfeld, her scenes were the worst

      As someone who didnt know about this drama until now, I thought her death was pretty sudden but I always assumed that the writers got tired of the George engaged arc and wanted to just end it and move on. The concept of a regretful engagement arc for George is funny as a vehicle to just torture the character but Susan was so boring and bland that it didn't bring anything really new or interesting. She wasn't even a memorable girlfriend let alone a fiancé.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hes a fag

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The way he talks about Heidi Swedberg is abhorrent.

      Plus he's a virtual signaling leftist SJW limousine liberal shill. Combine that with being a miserable prick and he might legitimately be the most miserable person on the planet.

      He also crashed Britney Spears' wedding, look it up.

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >JERRY HE WAS REPEATING WHAT I'M SAYING
    >HE WAS REPEATING WHAT YOU'RE SAYING????
    >IT'S LIKE SOME KINDA JOKE
    >SOME KINDA JOKE???
    >I'M SCREAMING HERE JERRY AND DOING WACKY MOVEMENTS
    >bass solo

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My wife and I bought the LEGO Jerry's apartment set for our first anniversary.

    Is this cringe or based?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How was the hallway?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what would this apartment rent for in modern garden gnome york?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          500k a month

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's only 1 bedroom, so probably $4k a month.

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite is the gum.

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