not a particular episode, but I never really cared for Jerry's parents or any plotline in Florida, except for when Kramer retired there
it's like Jerry never dared to write them as much of ridiculous parents as George's, so they were very bland generic sitcom parents
never quite matched the tone of other secondary characters
I can't find it, but watched an interview of Estelle Harris around the time Jerry Stiller died where she said that initially their characters were written to be boring as well and they worked together to make their roles funny as job security since Frank was already a recast.
For me S4 just barely edges it out because it has more all time classic episodes, and the continuity between the episodes is really cool. S3 is almost as good but has one or two dud episodes that hold it back. Also I'm on S6 for my yearly rewatch now and I never noticed how medicore it feels compared to the previous 3 seasons.
least favourite >The Rye
Wtf steals bread from an oldie?
Wtf feeds horses beef?
What kind of f-up horse eats beef?
Wtf dares to lick Elaine's c**t?
Wtf offers bread that looks like a turd?
Frances Bay, she plays an interesting role in Twin Peaks as Mrs. Chalfont/ Mrs. Tremond, some sort of interdimensional demon thing. She's dead now though I'm sure
>Wtf feeds horses beef? >What kind of f-up horse eats beef?
do you assume horses only ate dried hay fed to them by ranchers?
haven't you ever seen those webms of horses eating chicks and other small animals like they were candy?
BASED:
anything with uncle leo
anything with newman
anything with a kramer scheme
anything where george pretends to be art vandelay
anything with puddy
anything with george's dad
I love Bania episodes, he's the voice of a new generation. Honestly I mostly like his episodes cuz when I quote him it makes my wife uncomfortable. The Uma Thurman/suit plot line was great though.
>best
The opposite
The big salad
The phone message >worst
Whatever the barber one is, but this show is so good even its worst ep is still happily watchable
Very underrated episode >Jerry freaking out over the pilot >Kramer betting the Son of Sam post bag >Elaine is suspected trying to kill mr Pitt >George trying not to seem racist
frick i would have given her the full treatment >18 seconds of sex >curl up in a ball at the foot of the bed >cry myself to sleep >wake up farting at 5:30 a.m.
>sex with her feel like this.
Like this
https://xhamster.com/videos/julia-louis-dreyfus-hot-sex-scene-1909989
Good, and often, but over quickly and she wants to move on.
I think she looked best in season 2 and 3. She also looks really good in season 6 when she starts wearing her glasses more and stops wearing her hair all big at the top. Also I have a huge crush on elaine and its one of the reasons I watch seinfeld so often
the going to los angeles plot has the one where kramer gets mistaken for the smog strangler. the interrogation scene alone makes the entire episode >you killed her didn't you! >you choked the pretty flowers! >YOU CHOKED THE PRETTY FLOWERS
>JERRY I HAVE NO HAND >You gotta have hand >I KNOW, I HAVE NO HAND >I AM A MAN WITH NO HAND, JERRY >NO HAND >A man with no hand can't stand >I CAN'T STAND NO HAND JERRY >NO HAND >I'M GEORGE COSTANZA, LORD OF NO HAND >*Kramer busts in* >*audience claps for 5 minutes* >You don't have any hand? >IT'S LIKE I HAVE NUBS ON THE END OF MY ARMS, KRAMER >You should get that checked out, buddy >*bass slaps* >cut to Elaine getting groped by your boyfriend >Wow, you sure have hand!
Yes. The way he talks about Heidi Swedberg is abhorrent.
Plus he's a virtual signaling leftist SJW limousine liberal shill. Combine that with being a miserable prick and he might legitimately be the most miserable person on the planet.
>really pretentious
many actors are, especially when talking about their craft
he does seem very passionate about acting, which I admire a lot
you wouldn't see a TBBT actor talking about the nuances of their respective characters with the same enthusiasm >Also the way he treated Susans actor because he didn't have chemistry with her seemed a bit much
yeah, that was dickish
but if I remember correctly, JLD felt the same way about her, and that's what pushed Larry David to kill her off
besides, I didn't care about Susan a lot either
her character was too bland for Seinfeld, her scenes were the worst
>you wouldn't see a TBBT actor talking about the nuances of their respective characters with the same enthusiasm
I fricking loathe TBBT but I could see it from the guy who plays Zimbabwe, who's actually pretty decent.
I was very much into TBBT as a teenager, and remember seeing interviews with the cast
they mostly talk about how fun it is, how they get along, how much they love their fans, etc
not a lot of deep talk about the show or their work, really
>really pretentious
many actors are, especially when talking about their craft
he does seem very passionate about acting, which I admire a lot
you wouldn't see a TBBT actor talking about the nuances of their respective characters with the same enthusiasm >Also the way he treated Susans actor because he didn't have chemistry with her seemed a bit much
yeah, that was dickish
but if I remember correctly, JLD felt the same way about her, and that's what pushed Larry David to kill her off
besides, I didn't care about Susan a lot either
her character was too bland for Seinfeld, her scenes were the worst
As someone who didnt know about this drama until now, I thought her death was pretty sudden but I always assumed that the writers got tired of the George engaged arc and wanted to just end it and move on. The concept of a regretful engagement arc for George is funny as a vehicle to just torture the character but Susan was so boring and bland that it didn't bring anything really new or interesting. She wasn't even a memorable girlfriend let alone a fiancé.
Yes. The way he talks about Heidi Swedberg is abhorrent.
Plus he's a virtual signaling leftist SJW limousine liberal shill. Combine that with being a miserable prick and he might legitimately be the most miserable person on the planet.
He also crashed Britney Spears' wedding, look it up.
>JERRY HE WAS REPEATING WHAT I'M SAYING >HE WAS REPEATING WHAT YOU'RE SAYING???? >IT'S LIKE SOME KINDA JOKE >SOME KINDA JOKE??? >I'M SCREAMING HERE JERRY AND DOING WACKY MOVEMENTS >bass solo
Favorite
>The Mohel or secret code
Least favorite
>Puerto Rican day
>Puerto Rican day
filtered
Are you pretending that this is great now just to be a contrarian?
The Puerto Rican Day is great. Has my favorite Costanza line in the whole show "I can't be blind Jerry, the blind are courageous".
Peurto Rican Day is a great episode. I consider it the real finale.
Favorite
>The Nap
Least Favorite
>The wedding in India
>he can chuck
>he can chuck
>he can chuck
>he can chuck
I can SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
least favorite: all jerry's standup bits after an episode
you missed the point of the show
You missed the point of life
>Best
Parking Garage
>Least
Finale
Its time
Favorite:
the one where jerry accidentally says "frick" in a set and then a little kid starts saying it, and the mother blames him
Least Favorite:
The Chinese Restaurant. Funny the first time through, but becomes a tedious slog in subsequent watches
He says "frick" at the frozen yoghurt store.
For me it's The Pony Remark.
>He was a beautiful pony, and I loved him!
>These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor.
Favorite
>The Merv Griffin Show
Leastz favorite
>The Finale
Favorite
>The Raincoats
Least
>clipshow episodes
If Clipshow episodes don't count
>The Betrayal
I burst into sobbing, grieving tears every time I watch this.
what aspect ratio is this screenshot in?
4:3 of course
>You can literally see people fricking on the tape
based
what's the DEAL with this show being so BASED?!
as of now
favorite
>the note
least favoite
>the old man
Based The Note enjoyer. I think The Dog is worse than The Old Man though.
It drops truth bombs left and right
Damn George is literally me fr fr
Kramer is just that one poster that keeps trying to get their life together but just comes back here everytime
Kramer then tells Jerry to not bother with marriage and kids. And he acts like such a normalgay here kek.
Accurate
Marriage and kids is the biggest meme going
>most favorite
The Opposite
>least favorite
The Dog
I'm the WIz
NOBODY BEATS ME!
not a particular episode, but I never really cared for Jerry's parents or any plotline in Florida, except for when Kramer retired there
it's like Jerry never dared to write them as much of ridiculous parents as George's, so they were very bland generic sitcom parents
never quite matched the tone of other secondary characters
The Cadillac, astronaut pen, and Mandelbaum plotlines all came from Florida though.
didn't really care for any of those
old people bother me almost as much as kids and teens
Good luck with your future suicide
I've honestly considered suicide ever since I was 12
too much of a coward to go on with it though
haha like George Costanza, from Seinfeld (Starring Jerry Seinfeld)
I can't find it, but watched an interview of Estelle Harris around the time Jerry Stiller died where she said that initially their characters were written to be boring as well and they worked together to make their roles funny as job security since Frank was already a recast.
S3 is the best season, fight me
le contrarian face
Prove me wrong
heeeey
beezeedebeep
beedeep
For me S4 just barely edges it out because it has more all time classic episodes, and the continuity between the episodes is really cool. S3 is almost as good but has one or two dud episodes that hold it back. Also I'm on S6 for my yearly rewatch now and I never noticed how medicore it feels compared to the previous 3 seasons.
Very good post anon
Favorite
>Kramer at the Laugh Factory
Least Favorite
>Jerry at David Letterman
they're kino when watched in one sitting though
least favourite
>The Rye
Wtf steals bread from an oldie?
Wtf feeds horses beef?
What kind of f-up horse eats beef?
Wtf dares to lick Elaine's c**t?
Wtf offers bread that looks like a turd?
the old lady he stole the bread from was the same woman that played happy's grandma in happy gilmore
Frances Bay, she plays an interesting role in Twin Peaks as Mrs. Chalfont/ Mrs. Tremond, some sort of interdimensional demon thing. She's dead now though I'm sure
Is rye bread even good?
>Wtf feeds horses beef?
>What kind of f-up horse eats beef?
do you assume horses only ate dried hay fed to them by ranchers?
haven't you ever seen those webms of horses eating chicks and other small animals like they were candy?
>Im so keeno on beefarino, what a delicious cuisino, fit for king and queeno!
>Wtf steals bread from an oldie?
This alone makes it funny for me.
BASED:
anything with uncle leo
anything with newman
anything with a kramer scheme
anything where george pretends to be art vandelay
anything with puddy
anything with george's dad
Cringe:
anything with kenny bania
Good taste
I love Bania episodes, he's the voice of a new generation. Honestly I mostly like his episodes cuz when I quote him it makes my wife uncomfortable. The Uma Thurman/suit plot line was great though.
Bania is great you pleb
>Newman
>Frank Costanza
>Jackie Chiles
>J. Peterman
>Puddy
>Steinbrenner
>Bania
did any other show have so many brilliant side characters?
Simpsons
The Dinner Party is my favorite episode. It's peak Seinfeld in every way.
NO SOUP FOR YOU
Bookman, The Library is PEAk kino
drawing pictures of PEEPEES and WEEWEES
>best
The opposite
The big salad
The phone message
>worst
Whatever the barber one is, but this show is so good even its worst ep is still happily watchable
>I don’t want you to freak out, but the pilot is going to be in the audience
kek i forgot about that one
Very underrated episode
>Jerry freaking out over the pilot
>Kramer betting the Son of Sam post bag
>Elaine is suspected trying to kill mr Pitt
>George trying not to seem racist
FINE i will watch your show
Fav
>The Marine Biologist
Least
>Puerto Rican Day Parade
Very based taste anon
what's the DEAL with nobody CHECKING those DIGITS?!
which season was elaine objectively the hottest in? side-question, what would sex with her feel like irl?
HHNNNNNNGGG MY FRICKIN PEEPER
frick i would have given her the full treatment
>18 seconds of sex
>curl up in a ball at the foot of the bed
>cry myself to sleep
>wake up farting at 5:30 a.m.
are you a dog?
well elaine/julia is a white woman, so i guess that question answers itself...
>jew
>white
In the Season 4 episodes "The Trip Part 1 and Part 2"
Yes
>sex with her feel like this.
Like this
https://xhamster.com/videos/julia-louis-dreyfus-hot-sex-scene-1909989
Good, and often, but over quickly and she wants to move on.
>but over quickly and she wants to move on
sounds based to me. i never last more than 4 minutes anyway.
I think she looked best in season 2 and 3. She also looks really good in season 6 when she starts wearing her glasses more and stops wearing her hair all big at the top. Also I have a huge crush on elaine and its one of the reasons I watch seinfeld so often
She can be hot occassionally but she looks like a troony here. With that thousand wiener stare and a jawline that would make half this board envious.
>MOOPS
George's best moment.
MOORS
I kind of like all the epicodes, all have good jokes.
But there are /plots/ that I dislike.
>the nbc/show pilot plots
>going to Los Angeles plot.
the going to los angeles plot has the one where kramer gets mistaken for the smog strangler. the interrogation scene alone makes the entire episode
>you killed her didn't you!
>you choked the pretty flowers!
>YOU CHOKED THE PRETTY FLOWERS
Best is the episode where Kramer adopts a mile of highway and widens all the lanes
What's the episode where Kramer gets an intern for all his ideas
This was considered a laughable haircut int he 90s.
4:3 HD, the true kino has arrived
What fictional Seinfeld movie would you like to see most?
https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Seinfeld_fictional_films
For me it's Death Blow.
Obviously, it's Death Blow or Sack Lunch
It exists
favorite: The Gum
they posted a clip of this one today
many keks were had
Shitty show for NPCs. Only mongoloids disagree.
Name your top 5 shows of all time
Mad Men
Sopranos
Seinfeld
Simpsons
Better Call Saul
Why would you reply to me? You arn't the same anon, learn to read
sorry
I'm very lonely
Just any other mainstream garbage. Just look up what most npcs watched after Seinfeld stopped airing. It's the same trash.
Post your list
I hope you die a horrible death
>When did you build this thing?
>Yesterday. Took the day off
The bottle episode. Oh wait that's all of them! xD
No it isnt, did you think this was a smart post or something?
90% of the scenes are in Jerry's apartment, cope harder Larry
Thats wrong though
Holy shit, how did they manage to film that scene on a mountainside? Must have been pretty expensive.
Confess your sins to brother Costanza, Seinbros...
I'm not sure I've watched all episodes.
>JERRY I HAVE NO HAND
>You gotta have hand
>I KNOW, I HAVE NO HAND
>I AM A MAN WITH NO HAND, JERRY
>NO HAND
>A man with no hand can't stand
>I CAN'T STAND NO HAND JERRY
>NO HAND
>I'M GEORGE COSTANZA, LORD OF NO HAND
>*Kramer busts in*
>*audience claps for 5 minutes*
>You don't have any hand?
>IT'S LIKE I HAVE NUBS ON THE END OF MY ARMS, KRAMER
>You should get that checked out, buddy
>*bass slaps*
>cut to Elaine getting groped by your boyfriend
>Wow, you sure have hand!
Is Jason Alexander a prick in real life?
Every time I watch one of those retrospective interviews he comes across as really pretentious
Also the way he treated Susans actor because he didn't have chemistry with her seemed a bit much
he was the only trained actor on the show; also ironically the only one to not win an emmy
Yes. The way he talks about Heidi Swedberg is abhorrent.
Plus he's a virtual signaling leftist SJW limousine liberal shill. Combine that with being a miserable prick and he might legitimately be the most miserable person on the planet.
>really pretentious
many actors are, especially when talking about their craft
he does seem very passionate about acting, which I admire a lot
you wouldn't see a TBBT actor talking about the nuances of their respective characters with the same enthusiasm
>Also the way he treated Susans actor because he didn't have chemistry with her seemed a bit much
yeah, that was dickish
but if I remember correctly, JLD felt the same way about her, and that's what pushed Larry David to kill her off
besides, I didn't care about Susan a lot either
her character was too bland for Seinfeld, her scenes were the worst
>you wouldn't see a TBBT actor talking about the nuances of their respective characters with the same enthusiasm
I fricking loathe TBBT but I could see it from the guy who plays Zimbabwe, who's actually pretty decent.
I was very much into TBBT as a teenager, and remember seeing interviews with the cast
they mostly talk about how fun it is, how they get along, how much they love their fans, etc
not a lot of deep talk about the show or their work, really
As someone who didnt know about this drama until now, I thought her death was pretty sudden but I always assumed that the writers got tired of the George engaged arc and wanted to just end it and move on. The concept of a regretful engagement arc for George is funny as a vehicle to just torture the character but Susan was so boring and bland that it didn't bring anything really new or interesting. She wasn't even a memorable girlfriend let alone a fiancé.
Hes a gay
He also crashed Britney Spears' wedding, look it up.
>JERRY HE WAS REPEATING WHAT I'M SAYING
>HE WAS REPEATING WHAT YOU'RE SAYING????
>IT'S LIKE SOME KINDA JOKE
>SOME KINDA JOKE???
>I'M SCREAMING HERE JERRY AND DOING WACKY MOVEMENTS
>bass solo
My wife and I bought the LEGO Jerry's apartment set for our first anniversary.
Is this cringe or based?
How was the hallway?
what would this apartment rent for in modern israelite york?
500k a month
It's only 1 bedroom, so probably $4k a month.
My favourite is the gum.