Comfy Seinfeld thread, whats everyones favourite and least favourite episode?

Comfy Seinfeld thread, whats everyones favourite and least favourite episode?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite
    >The Mohel or secret code
    Least favorite
    >Puerto Rican day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Puerto Rican day
      filtered

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you pretending that this is great now just to be a contrarian?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Puerto Rican Day is great. Has my favorite Costanza line in the whole show "I can't be blind Jerry, the blind are courageous".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peurto Rican Day is a great episode. I consider it the real finale.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite
    >The Nap
    Least Favorite
    >The wedding in India

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he can chuck
    >he can chuck
    >he can chuck
    >he can chuck
    I can SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    least favorite: all jerry's standup bits after an episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you missed the point of the show

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You missed the point of life

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Best
    Parking Garage
    >Least
    Finale

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its time

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite:
    the one where jerry accidentally says "frick" in a set and then a little kid starts saying it, and the mother blames him

    Least Favorite:
    The Chinese Restaurant. Funny the first time through, but becomes a tedious slog in subsequent watches

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He says "frick" at the frozen yoghurt store.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's The Pony Remark.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He was a beautiful pony, and I loved him!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite
    >The Merv Griffin Show
    Leastz favorite
    >The Finale

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite
    >The Raincoats
    Least
    >clipshow episodes
    If Clipshow episodes don't count
    >The Betrayal

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I burst into sobbing, grieving tears every time I watch this.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what aspect ratio is this screenshot in?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4:3 of course

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You can literally see people fricking on the tape
    based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's the DEAL with this show being so BASED?!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    as of now
    favorite
    >the note
    least favoite
    >the old man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based The Note enjoyer. I think The Dog is worse than The Old Man though.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It drops truth bombs left and right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn George is literally me fr fr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kramer is just that one poster that keeps trying to get their life together but just comes back here everytime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kramer then tells Jerry to not bother with marriage and kids. And he acts like such a normalgay here kek.

      Kramer is just that one poster that keeps trying to get their life together but just comes back here everytime

      Accurate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Marriage and kids is the biggest meme going

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >most favorite
    The Opposite
    >least favorite
    The Dog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the WIz

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NOBODY BEATS ME!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not a particular episode, but I never really cared for Jerry's parents or any plotline in Florida, except for when Kramer retired there
    it's like Jerry never dared to write them as much of ridiculous parents as George's, so they were very bland generic sitcom parents
    never quite matched the tone of other secondary characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Cadillac, astronaut pen, and Mandelbaum plotlines all came from Florida though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        didn't really care for any of those
        old people bother me almost as much as kids and teens

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Good luck with your future suicide

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I've honestly considered suicide ever since I was 12
            too much of a coward to go on with it though

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              haha like George Costanza, from Seinfeld (Starring Jerry Seinfeld)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't find it, but watched an interview of Estelle Harris around the time Jerry Stiller died where she said that initially their characters were written to be boring as well and they worked together to make their roles funny as job security since Frank was already a recast.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    S3 is the best season, fight me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      le contrarian face

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Prove me wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heeeey
      beezeedebeep
      beedeep

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me S4 just barely edges it out because it has more all time classic episodes, and the continuity between the episodes is really cool. S3 is almost as good but has one or two dud episodes that hold it back. Also I'm on S6 for my yearly rewatch now and I never noticed how medicore it feels compared to the previous 3 seasons.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Very good post anon

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite
    >Kramer at the Laugh Factory
    Least Favorite
    >Jerry at David Letterman
    they're kino when watched in one sitting though

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    least favourite
    >The Rye
    Wtf steals bread from an oldie?
    Wtf feeds horses beef?
    What kind of f-up horse eats beef?
    Wtf dares to lick Elaine's c**t?
    Wtf offers bread that looks like a turd?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the old lady he stole the bread from was the same woman that played happy's grandma in happy gilmore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frances Bay, she plays an interesting role in Twin Peaks as Mrs. Chalfont/ Mrs. Tremond, some sort of interdimensional demon thing. She's dead now though I'm sure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is rye bread even good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wtf feeds horses beef?
      >What kind of f-up horse eats beef?
      do you assume horses only ate dried hay fed to them by ranchers?
      haven't you ever seen those webms of horses eating chicks and other small animals like they were candy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Im so keeno on beefarino, what a delicious cuisino, fit for king and queeno!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wtf steals bread from an oldie?
      This alone makes it funny for me.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BASED:
    anything with uncle leo
    anything with newman
    anything with a kramer scheme
    anything where george pretends to be art vandelay
    anything with puddy
    anything with george's dad

    Cringe:
    anything with kenny bania

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good taste

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love Bania episodes, he's the voice of a new generation. Honestly I mostly like his episodes cuz when I quote him it makes my wife uncomfortable. The Uma Thurman/suit plot line was great though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bania is great you pleb

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Newman
    >Frank Costanza
    >Jackie Chiles
    >J. Peterman
    >Puddy
    >Steinbrenner
    >Bania
    did any other show have so many brilliant side characters?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Simpsons

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Dinner Party is my favorite episode. It's peak Seinfeld in every way.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NO SOUP FOR YOU

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bookman, The Library is PEAk kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      drawing pictures of PEEPEES and WEEWEES

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >best
    The opposite
    The big salad
    The phone message
    >worst
    Whatever the barber one is, but this show is so good even its worst ep is still happily watchable

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I don’t want you to freak out, but the pilot is going to be in the audience

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek i forgot about that one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Very underrated episode
        >Jerry freaking out over the pilot
        >Kramer betting the Son of Sam post bag
        >Elaine is suspected trying to kill mr Pitt
        >George trying not to seem racist

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FINE i will watch your show

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fav
    >The Marine Biologist
    Least
    >Puerto Rican Day Parade

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very based taste anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what's the DEAL with nobody CHECKING those DIGITS?!

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    which season was elaine objectively the hottest in? side-question, what would sex with her feel like irl?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HHNNNNNNGGG MY FRICKIN PEEPER

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            frick i would have given her the full treatment
            >18 seconds of sex
            >curl up in a ball at the foot of the bed
            >cry myself to sleep
            >wake up farting at 5:30 a.m.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              are you a dog?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                well elaine/julia is a white woman, so i guess that question answers itself...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >jew
                >white

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the Season 4 episodes "The Trip Part 1 and Part 2"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sex with her feel like this.
      Like this
      https://xhamster.com/videos/julia-louis-dreyfus-hot-sex-scene-1909989
      Good, and often, but over quickly and she wants to move on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >but over quickly and she wants to move on
        sounds based to me. i never last more than 4 minutes anyway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think she looked best in season 2 and 3. She also looks really good in season 6 when she starts wearing her glasses more and stops wearing her hair all big at the top. Also I have a huge crush on elaine and its one of the reasons I watch seinfeld so often

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She can be hot occassionally but she looks like a troony here. With that thousand wiener stare and a jawline that would make half this board envious.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MOOPS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      George's best moment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MOORS

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of like all the epicodes, all have good jokes.
    But there are /plots/ that I dislike.
    >the nbc/show pilot plots
    >going to Los Angeles plot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the going to los angeles plot has the one where kramer gets mistaken for the smog strangler. the interrogation scene alone makes the entire episode
      >you killed her didn't you!
      >you choked the pretty flowers!
      >YOU CHOKED THE PRETTY FLOWERS

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best is the episode where Kramer adopts a mile of highway and widens all the lanes

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the episode where Kramer gets an intern for all his ideas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This was considered a laughable haircut int he 90s.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4:3 HD, the true kino has arrived

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What fictional Seinfeld movie would you like to see most?
    https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Seinfeld_fictional_films
    For me it's Death Blow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously, it's Death Blow or Sack Lunch

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It exists

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    favorite: The Gum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they posted a clip of this one today
      many keks were had

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shitty show for NPCs. Only mongoloids disagree.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Name your top 5 shows of all time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mad Men
        Sopranos
        Seinfeld
        Simpsons
        Better Call Saul

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you reply to me? You arn't the same anon, learn to read

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            sorry
            I'm very lonely

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just any other mainstream garbage. Just look up what most npcs watched after Seinfeld stopped airing. It's the same trash.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Post your list

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you die a horrible death

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >When did you build this thing?
    >Yesterday. Took the day off

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The bottle episode. Oh wait that's all of them! xD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it isnt, did you think this was a smart post or something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        90% of the scenes are in Jerry's apartment, cope harder Larry

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thats wrong though

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, how did they manage to film that scene on a mountainside? Must have been pretty expensive.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Confess your sins to brother Costanza, Seinbros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure I've watched all episodes.

  47. 2 years ago
    every conversation in seinfeld

    >JERRY I HAVE NO HAND
    >You gotta have hand
    >I KNOW, I HAVE NO HAND
    >I AM A MAN WITH NO HAND, JERRY
    >NO HAND
    >A man with no hand can't stand
    >I CAN'T STAND NO HAND JERRY
    >NO HAND
    >I'M GEORGE COSTANZA, LORD OF NO HAND
    >*Kramer busts in*
    >*audience claps for 5 minutes*
    >You don't have any hand?
    >IT'S LIKE I HAVE NUBS ON THE END OF MY ARMS, KRAMER
    >You should get that checked out, buddy
    >*bass slaps*
    >cut to Elaine getting groped by your boyfriend
    >Wow, you sure have hand!

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Jason Alexander a prick in real life?

    Every time I watch one of those retrospective interviews he comes across as really pretentious

    Also the way he treated Susans actor because he didn't have chemistry with her seemed a bit much

    • 2 years ago
      every conversation in seinfeld

      he was the only trained actor on the show; also ironically the only one to not win an emmy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The way he talks about Heidi Swedberg is abhorrent.

      Plus he's a virtual signaling leftist SJW limousine liberal shill. Combine that with being a miserable prick and he might legitimately be the most miserable person on the planet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >really pretentious
      many actors are, especially when talking about their craft
      he does seem very passionate about acting, which I admire a lot
      you wouldn't see a TBBT actor talking about the nuances of their respective characters with the same enthusiasm
      >Also the way he treated Susans actor because he didn't have chemistry with her seemed a bit much
      yeah, that was dickish
      but if I remember correctly, JLD felt the same way about her, and that's what pushed Larry David to kill her off
      besides, I didn't care about Susan a lot either
      her character was too bland for Seinfeld, her scenes were the worst

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you wouldn't see a TBBT actor talking about the nuances of their respective characters with the same enthusiasm
        I fricking loathe TBBT but I could see it from the guy who plays Zimbabwe, who's actually pretty decent.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was very much into TBBT as a teenager, and remember seeing interviews with the cast
          they mostly talk about how fun it is, how they get along, how much they love their fans, etc
          not a lot of deep talk about the show or their work, really

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >really pretentious
      many actors are, especially when talking about their craft
      he does seem very passionate about acting, which I admire a lot
      you wouldn't see a TBBT actor talking about the nuances of their respective characters with the same enthusiasm
      >Also the way he treated Susans actor because he didn't have chemistry with her seemed a bit much
      yeah, that was dickish
      but if I remember correctly, JLD felt the same way about her, and that's what pushed Larry David to kill her off
      besides, I didn't care about Susan a lot either
      her character was too bland for Seinfeld, her scenes were the worst

      As someone who didnt know about this drama until now, I thought her death was pretty sudden but I always assumed that the writers got tired of the George engaged arc and wanted to just end it and move on. The concept of a regretful engagement arc for George is funny as a vehicle to just torture the character but Susan was so boring and bland that it didn't bring anything really new or interesting. She wasn't even a memorable girlfriend let alone a fiancé.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hes a gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The way he talks about Heidi Swedberg is abhorrent.

      Plus he's a virtual signaling leftist SJW limousine liberal shill. Combine that with being a miserable prick and he might legitimately be the most miserable person on the planet.

      He also crashed Britney Spears' wedding, look it up.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >JERRY HE WAS REPEATING WHAT I'M SAYING
    >HE WAS REPEATING WHAT YOU'RE SAYING????
    >IT'S LIKE SOME KINDA JOKE
    >SOME KINDA JOKE???
    >I'M SCREAMING HERE JERRY AND DOING WACKY MOVEMENTS
    >bass solo

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My wife and I bought the LEGO Jerry's apartment set for our first anniversary.

    Is this cringe or based?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How was the hallway?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what would this apartment rent for in modern israelite york?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          500k a month

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's only 1 bedroom, so probably $4k a month.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite is the gum.

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