>Compelling origin
>Differences from the comics make sense and are explained
>Interesting parallels between him and the hero
>Well-written, never devolves into a mustache-twirler
>Retains a little of that comic-Namor douchieness
>Viable threat to the heroes and, ultimately, the world at large
>Does lasting, irreparable damage to the hero's life and throws them off-center
This dude may just be the best MCU villain.
not watching it
Black Panther was one of the shittiest MCU movies and this one is getting significantly worse reviews. I don't see why I should watch it even if I wanted to see capeshit.
Uhhhhh shillsisters??
He doesn't look like Namor. He looks like someone you'd see on the local news for stabbing someone over a spilled beer on the south side.
Also pure natives didn't grow facial hair. It's not in their genetic haplogroup, and hence the phrase "phony as a bearded indian." This guy's a conquista that got his brown skin from the Arabs who conquered Spain for 800 years, and might only have a small trace of aztec blood in him due to his ancestors being history's greatest serial-rapists.
Same here. You know it'll be full of shit when Wakandans are swimming.
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Everyone go home and frick off mouse interns
Kys gay. I'm gonna watch it as soon as webrips come out.
This movie was fricking racist
Was it? why?
Every thing in it is a cartoon flanderization of cultures, and keeps pointing out how whitey bad or whitey dumb, its a movie with an inferiority complex that gets obnoxious. Doesnt try to elevate cultures because these are fantasies IRL and do not exist
It even has a scene with whiteys kneeling and the now staple black lesbians. Every israelite movie signature. I dont know what i was expecting. The first one was ok.
Hello there, Tim Pool.
Not watching any mcu trash Mickey israelite
Id rather watch Drinker explaining why its "Garbage" for an hour.
Ramon the Sub-Human
>wet backs
Make them an aquatic race .... bravo Nolan
Didn't they also infer the wakandans didn't really know how it swim.
True. But I think they fast tracked a lot of things like Ramona's death and Riri debut. I mean she literally takes screen time that could have been used to expand Namor or Shuri's story. I believe Wakanda will be sidelined from now on and they'll be replaced by Namor.
This is James Harden. Say something nice about her
Hi monkey
>beard
amerindians don't grow beards, they are like chinks in that aspect
>Ocean Man is supposed to be the villain while Riri literally murders a dozen or so police officers in a chase scene
>I dont wanna be found, so ill attack the world that hasnt found me to start a war with people who dont know me to protect my people who will surely die in said war to things thing things uhhhh...
Why is Marvel writing always fricking stupid like a clock? He couldnt get 30 kangz in a tiny vessel, how could he fight the world?
He’s an butthole just because he is. He has always wanted to attack the surface world but was biding his time and Wakanda’s conflict with America gave him the excuse he needed to start the war. His people have superhuman strength and regenerative abilities including himself, so the world wouldn’t be able to deal with him. He can defeat several Avengers, he’s as strong as the Hulk
HI SHILL! Not watching your fricking movie.
>flies around using little wings on his feet
the shit shills have to defend is absurd
It's not even funny bad anymore. It's just bad.
ZESTY
CERTIFIED MOIST ON ROTTEN TOMATOES
>someone found blue mexican's under water vibrator
>it wasn't wakanda but heres who did it
>no we decided it was black peoples fault
this is the most mexican movies in years
>it ends with "CHILL YO ASSES OR WE GONNA SICK THEM WHITE FOLK ON YOU AND LET THEM KNOW WHERE YOU BE HIDING"!
>WE'LL TELL THEM AVENGERS YOU AIN'T BEEN BURNIN' LOCAL S'MWHAT
I don't think he's the best but he's alright
I could barely understand a single line of dialogue in the movie though and I'm good with accents
The frick is that mulatto ooga booga with a bone in its nose
>Spanish...le bad
After Eternals, this again? Lame
They did absolutely nothing wrong. Imagine being a conquistador and seeing all the fricked up shit the Aztecs were up to, you would absolutely no doubts that you were doing God’s work scouring them
>Aztec kings loved showing off their dicks. The wore penis sheaths made of gold, and held on by ramming a pin through their dicks
>be Conquistadore
>encounter Aztecs
>they commit sadistic human sacrifice
>they cut out the hearts of the victims, and hold up the hearts still beating while the victims are kicked down the stairs of the pyramids
>witness this
>you and your boys are saying "YOU KNOW WHAT? WE GOT GUNS!"
>shoot the king first
>unleash hell from there
Frick the savages.
shill thread
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