>Completely engrossed in the absolute kino being presented to me on screen
>gf starts trying to initiate sex
>Completely engrossed in the absolute kino being presented to me on screen. >gf starts trying to initiate sex
>Completely engrossed in the absolute kino being presented to me on screen
>gf starts trying to initiate sex
When I finally got a gf after like 3 weeks I just missed being single and having all my time to myself
my gf is a succubus, but i wish she would suck up my cum more than my time and energy.
Yeah, when you have a gf you want to be alone, when you're alone you want to have a gf. Life is a nightmare.
i had to get rid of mine for shit like this. wanting to do things that I didn't want to do in general. watch this movie instead of that. It wasn't worth it. Oh, compromise? that's great, watch what neither of us actually wants to watch.
Later you realize watching alone is better, jacking off is better than fricking, etc
what was the kino?
Brokeback Mountain
This, except it's my boyfriend
God I love him so much, I pay for everything he needs and in return he gives me absolute love
ESL
They do it on purpose, as soon as they realize that you pay more attention to the kino than them they have an existential crisis and will do almost anything to get your attention. This means offering their sexhole
Haha yeah them broads are always asking for sex all the time, haha
Ayo who enabled Ray Tracing for the reddit frog
>Finally get promotion at work after years of hard work and struggle
>win a million dollars in the lottery
I fricking hate it when that happens. All that grind wasted. Last two times I was genuinely considering not claiming my winnings frick that noise
just punch "her" in the face
>feel lonely and miserable when single
>feel annoyed, overwhelmed and yearn for solitude when in a relationship
I think some of us are just not fit for family life
then what's the alternative?
becoming the gf
i was thinking more along the lines of moving to southeast asia and banging 19 year olds until my dick doesn't work anymore
> 19 year olds
Yeah sure thing, buddy.
why would you make such an assumption anon
yes, you don't need much to live comfortably in a lot of those countries
you could be my ladyboy too i guess
yes to which of the two
both, sizeable savings and investments bringing in a small yearly salary's worth on its on
then you can probably get a sweet setup with all western comforts and neet it up
Start by air bnbing around to sample the places and the dating/escorting scene though
honestly all i really need is a small 1-2 bedroom shack with a place to watch kino with starlink internet or something
do you got passive income or savings to sustain such a life style?
I got triple 7s that means my post is a better idea
>gf starts to inflate
NOOOO STOP SUCKING MY DICKKKKK. AGHHHHHHHHHH, PLEASE NOOOOOOOO