>Completely unnecessary sex scene
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>flick could have been kino but has totally unnecessary disgusting relationshit thrown in
fricking bloodsport
My favorite movie has this, It is essential for the plot though but I would prefer it was a bromance.
I don't even remember any female characters from that movie.
Unless it's a romance it's always unnecessary
>completely unnecessary action scene
>completely unnecessary dialogue scene
>characters look each other in the eyes exchanging a slight smile
>sudden abrupt cut to them fricking
WHAT HAPPENS IN BETWEEN???
SOMEONE GIVE ME A FRICKING ANSWER ALREADY
That one scene in End of Days did this and it was hot as frick.
I need kinos with random anti-family sex scenes so I can fap
>anti-family sex scenes
Wtf is that
>completely unnecessary television/film
>completely unnecessary film
You should be willing to frick your own sisters in law because it is God ordained in Genesis 38:8 and also it helps your family bond closer. Philips junk could be inside Dafne this very second if he weren’t chicken shit.
>necessary sex scene
Sex is a daily part of everyone’s lives, it’s as normal as eating. It needs to be in movies and tv shows
this
my gf and I have sex every night and morning.
I'm having sex with my gf right now.
Hope you like my sloppy seconds
>seconds
haha
That’s why every film has a 5-minute “protagonist takes a shit” scene right?
That’s different, no one thinks twice about shitting. It’s not something people look forward to or center parts of their day around
>Sex is a daily part of everyone’s lives, it’s as normal as eating. It needs to be in movies and tv shows
Ok so is shitting
>NOOO THATS HECKING DIFFERENT!
>It’s not something people look forward to or center parts of their day around
Speak for yourself.
Doesn't Buffalo '66 start with 15 minutes of looking for a toilet?
ok libtard, let’s film every piss and shit each character takes too
Then why are farts scenes so rare?
t. Netflix writer
moron.
yup
Triggered incel detected OR fat roastie.
Just watch porn if you really NEED to see people frick so badly
just watch war videos if you really NEED to see action scenes and gunplay and violence
I never mentioned either of those things lol
exactly
>NOOO YOU CANT HAVE SEX ON SCREEN YOU SHOULD SAVE IT FOR PORN
>....I NEED TO SEE OPERATOR KINO! I NEED GUN PLAY! GOOD FIGHT SCENES! NOOO DONT TELL ME TO WATCH MMA OR UKRAINE VIDEOS
You’re the only one talking about fight scenes, moron
why is sex something you complain about but not violence?
Excessive violence and gore is degenerate too
ok cool, but you only ever have people seething about the sex. Like you and OP. "excessive" is also a copout word
You can’t expect me to believe Tim’s inch worm can get past those fat caramel buns. She needs a real man like me in her life. Tim can watch
>
Ok incel.
If you have a sex scene, might as well go all the way. The dry humping and non female nudity make it faker than already is. Either commit to it or don’t
This, every sex scene should have full penetration.
The main problem with sex scenes is they're too tame to actually be hot, and I wouldn't really want them to be hot anyway, because I'm watching a movie, not porn. That, and the two people fricking have zero chemistry so it doesn't feel organic
Hollywood sex scene
>two people making out, rush to open the door and get into their apartment
>knock over plates glasses, books, and papers because they NEED to kiss on the table in the hallway
>dude immediately goes down on her
>cut to her doing an 0 face, then cut to the bedroom
>dude immediately goes down on her
this is whats funniest to me
a lot of women don't even want you to go anywhere near down their with your mouth at all while they'll gladly deepthroat you
>both of them lying in bed wearing underwear
>she's riding on top, still wearing a bra
>girl rides on top
>guy doesn't make horse whinny sound effects to set the mood
It's like they're written by virgins
>characters finish doing sex
>they both just lay there for several minutes letting their sweat and sex juices trickle down and soak into the fabric
do people really want to do a load of laundry after every time they have sex?
What makes a sex scene unnecessary? It’s used to establish how sleazy a character is(like McNulty), used as rape to establish someone’s trauma, and to sell the intimacy of a couple better. Yeah, it gets a response out of viewers. So what, every single aspect of a movie or show is meant to do that
Just kiss and fade to black, same shit, less cringe.
Name 1(one) sex scene that you can't skip because it is essential to the plot.
>Completely unnecessary coffee drinking scene
Mrs Dohertys udders are also my property too
>male and female character talking at a bar
>pause in the conversation as they stare at each other for a few seconds
>cut to the girl violently pegging him in the bedroom
Always bugs me
>the girl leaves before the guy makes breakfast in the morning, and it's seen as empowering instead of a b***h move
If I ever have sex I think I'd be pretty heartbroken if I didn't get to cook breakfast for them afterwards.
Mad Men had the right idea, show them and take clothes off then cut to the aftermath. We all know what happens in between
This board especially cracks me the frick up man.
All day autists have been seething about BCS and unintentionally exposing their autism and inability to understand emotion, and now you people have such hangups about sex and relationships (or lack thereof) that you're legitimately getting upset about sex scenes in movies.
you're an unnecessary sex scene.
God I wish
>Completely unnecessary sex scene
>completely unnecessary crack session with hookers scene
no wonder the cia thought it was russian disinfo
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