Conan remains unsurpassed

Conan remains unsurpassed

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I read some of the original short stories of Conan recently and there he's a lot more... barbarian?
    Dude's just an butthole thief pretty much, no sign of heroism at all.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is an butthole but the foes he fight are more wicked than him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Conan as REH wrote him is a liberatarian power fantasy.
      He basically just steals and fricks his way across hyborea, takes whatever he wants and eventually becomes king by his own hand.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He rapes a woman in the film. He's not a hero there either. He just wants revenge.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rapes
        it's not rape, he's bred to a fellow slave girl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rapes
        it's not rape, he's bred to a fellow slave girl

        >the plot of the next Conan movie is one of his bastard children from his slave-breeding days comes to him when he's a king and demands to be named Conan's heir - and he's cruel, ruthless, and cunning

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Conan the Barbarian, not Conan the Paladin, what did you expect

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >generic 80s fantasy cheese but theres a nietzsche quote at the start so its le based

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watched this film recently after some threads, and it is pure fricking kino. The story telling, the film score, cinematography, Arnold being absolutely perfect for the role and being charismatic enough to pull it off, and the excellent supporting cast all come together to make one of the greatest films of all time.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The soundtrack or the film? Both remain unsurpassed tbqh.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >woman realizes her child will be spared if she surrenders
      >even if that means certain death
      >still agrees
      We barely have any women like that anymore.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally not what happened there. That guy represents the allure of the flesh, "animal magnetism", hence his association with serpents and orgy cults. She was entranced by his eyes. He could have probably added her to his harem if he had wanted to at that point. Not really sure why he kills her to be honest. I guess he had enough hoes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She scares him. She is a representation of what a TRULY stong independent woman is. Not the israeli lies kind of thing. Asians hate that too, for different reasons.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, probably both things are true. He has a magnetism that is hard to resist, but he knew that she would never be 100% under his control. If he had brought her back to his harem she would have killed him in his sleep one night once the spell of his "animal magnetism" wore off

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love this song in an entirely non-ironic way

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But what is best in life?

      post a webm of the snake sacrifice

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's really not that good. You just think it's good because of your childish ideas of masculinity. Muh muscles, muh swords, muh violence, muh sex. That stuffs fine but it's implemented so fricking badly. It has no substance and I was fricking bored beyond words for 80% of my viewing of it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And I'm gonna get accused of being a troony, or get called a low test pussy, ad hominem, etc etc

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correct, you're those and more. Weak-willed and uninspirable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      name a better movie about this themes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Dragonslayer was way more entertaining. Army of Darkness if you count that as sword and sorcery.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          absolute shit taste

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dragonslayer is kino although the first Conan film is better IMO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have NO idea what it is about. You are not a Slav. The Antes tribes have suffered greatly during that period. That we have managed to get over that is a testament of what humanity can achieve.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crom laughs at your liberal commie gaygery

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But what is best in life?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boorman's Excalibur is superior

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Excellent Basil Poledouris OST too.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Childhood is thinking Conan the Barbarian is the Better movie.
    Adulthood is realizing Red Sonja is more kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hell no, it's a terrible movie. It's saving grace is the main theme (God bless Morricone)

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perfection.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The riddle of shot reverse shot?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Northman was based

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't mind it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I still cannot believe that people didn't get this film when it first released. It's so on the nose. How did so many people just not get it?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because that's a retcon. People understood what it was trying to do, but people were not filled with irony and nostalgia at the time, so they didnt like it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking love Arnie.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they totally fricked right?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >big strong man
              >healthy woman
              Hopefully.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the FRICK happened to color grading in films

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Natural beauty and colors aren't realistic t. people living in LA

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Digital filming happen

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's really nothing that comes close to it. I tried watching Ladyhawke and Krull the other day and they were so bad I couldn't get through them while Conan to this day is still great.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when AI solves the Black person problem, yes.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Listening to the soundtrack right now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I listen to the soundtrack while I'm reading Nietzsche and working out

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But do you read Arnie's the Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding whilst doing so?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KROM WHERE ARE DA TWO SNAKES FACING EACHODDAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    KROM IF YOU'RE MY GOD DEN SHOW ME DA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Subotai. A friend like him is worth more than a mountain of gold

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dinna fuh woof

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly one of the best bros in movie history

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Excalibur surpasses it and it came out a year prior

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Excalibur is one of the best films ever made, so that's not even really fair. Conan is still excellent

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well OP is the one who asserted it was "unsurpassed", whether it's fair or not makes no difference to me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good movie.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought the Arrow 4K limited edition and the print is breathtaking. I mean that literally. I really could not believe how beautiful it was.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly do you think the riddle of steel is?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woke shit

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