Conan the Barbarian

Okay that was kino. Is the sequel and Red Sonja worth watching?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The sequel isnt nearly as good but its a fun watch anyway, Sonja is garbage

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. Watch The Northman, Excalibur and The 13th Warrior instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      13th Warrior is trash

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I beg to differ.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shit take.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'M FILTERING MYSELF AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Northman
      Can't hold a candle to the other 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sequel and red sonja are crap, but they still have arnold, so yes, give them a watch
      destroyer also still has music from the original composer so it's worth it just to hear in context

      kull the conquerer was written as conan 3, but that's shit too, even ksorbs and tia carere couldn't save that pos

      >excalibur
      YES

      13th Warrior is trash

      yeah, but michael crichton wrote it, so worth a watch when you're really bored

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Will the Uncut Differently titled 13th Warrior be ever be released?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          also I highly recommend you spend an afternoon reading the KING CONAN script that will never get made
          https://screenplaysandscripts.com/script_files/K/King_Conan_Milius.pdf

          milius and arnold still want to do another conan, but the rights are messy and neither are in their prime anymore, just read the script and use your imagination

          no idea bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What did get cut?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Large amount. It even got retitled.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The 13th Warrior (1999) Poster
            The 13th Warrior (1999)
            Alternate Versions (1)
            The original version, known as Eaters of the Dead and Directed by John McTiernan was originally 127 minutes and slated to be released in May of 1998. But when the film failed test screenings Michael Crichton took over the project and reshot and added new material to the film. He was also involved with the reediting of the film as well and rejected composer Graeme Revell's hour long score. This version of the film has not been seen publicly.
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            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >reshot and added new material to the film. He was also involved with the reediting of the film as well and rejected composer Graeme Revell's hour long score.

              what we got was 103 minutes
              EotD was 127 but with not only removals but new material, reshots and edits went down to 103.

              Crichton has directed these; Pursuit (1972)Westworld (1973)Coma (1978)The First Great Train Robbery (1978)Looker (1981)Runaway (1984)Physical Evidence (1989)

              What did his involvement change?
              Did he make it more like the book? Eaters of the Dead but changed the title?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Excalibur is already my favorite movie tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking. A.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Excalibur is pure kino, of the highest level

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The 13th Warrior
      Patrician taste. Bandares as an Arab was pure kino.

      13th Warrior is trash

      imagine getting filtered this hard.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beowulf is worth a watch if you liked Conan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      watch this

      the CG one?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CtD is mostly shit but Cinemaphile likes it for obvious reasons. Red Sonja is really, really shit I mean fricking terrible. Watch Kull the Conqueror instead. Which is also shit but a fun flick. The intro with child Conan is the only part of the Momoa reboot worth watching.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sequel cant compete with the original in any and its basically a comedy but it has some cool scenes.

    Red sonja is shit.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The sequel looks realy low budget, but i liked it

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch animated kino instead
    Conan vs lizard people (da jooz)

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit is fricking garbage. Overrated schlock that doesn't survive past the 80s. Okay score, not much else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are garbage.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sequel is very D&D. RS is just shit. Beastmaster is an ok compliment.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no supernatural elements in this
    but it is kino, for adults, has the same godlike composer and is verhoven's first Hollywood film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Verhoeven
      Vile piece of shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Robocop. Meanwhile... Conan the Barbarian. L O L

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Robocop
          Trash, costume aside.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao what'd he do to you?

        Arnold is a shill.
        Jews fear the Sorborai.

        they're both great

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >lmao what'd he do to you?
          said nazis are bad, the monster

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No one cares. He makes ugly looking movies about ugly things. No saving grace. They are just ugly and vile.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              sharon stone wasn't ugly at all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Murderous harpy in that movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what an amazingly bad action scene, I wonder what Verhoeven had imagined that scene would be like vs how shit it actually was
      basil is kino tho

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Arnold is a shill.
    Jews fear the Sorborai.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Conan's master free him again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guilty conscience.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Conan was so successful as a gladiator he couldn't make any money betting on him anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      grew fond of him like a son, wanted the best for him, a change of heart

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Destroyer’s nowhere near the same league as Barbarian, but it makes a damned solid D&D movie and is two hours of certified jailbait kino.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, for the scene with the camel.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why can't women dress like this anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      off you go to horny prison

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not everyone can be Dejah Thoris

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes they are worth a watch. I love sword & sorcery films.

    Look out for:
    > Ator: The Fighting Eagle
    >The Sword and the Sorcerer
    >The Barabarians
    >Deathstalker 1 & 2
    >Sorceress
    >Fire and Ice
    >Hundra
    >The Throne of Fire
    >Barbarian Queen
    >Amazons.

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