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i like terminator 3
based
based
cringe
> The Terminator
Great
> T2 - JD
Amazing
> T3
Good
> Salvation
Very Good to Near Great
Batman Forever is the best Batman movie.
Yes, it isn't.
I unironically think Cher is a good actress and Mermaids, Mask, Moonstruck, and Burlesque are some of my favorite movies
i don't care that much if there is a black guy in a movie
Except for some isolated cringeworthy moments, I had fun with the Netflix Cowboy Bebop
literally me
whenever I want to like a certain movie I initially hated upon the first viewing I force myself to rewatch it again and again until I like it sorta like reconditioning
Thanks for the giggle. That's really absurd behaviour. I think it comes from desperately wanting to fit in. If Cinemaphile likes something, you'll force yourself to like it. I don't relate to that at all.
nah it’s not about that, instead there will be one aspect to the film say an actor or atmosphere I love but the film is shit
Okay, well, you do you. If I watch a movie with an actor I like (and it's shit), I would watch something else with them, instead of forcing myself to like that one.
Autism
I've found in the past that certain albums I disliked on first listen I was compelled to listen to again and again even though I didn't really like it at first. City by Strapping Young Lad is a classic example of this for me.
nicolas cage is my favorite actor
You're not a sinner for that anon, you're a Saint.
Beauty and the Beast is my favorite disney movie. Belle mogs all. Gaston did nothing wrong.
i enjoyed Midsommar (2019)
i found Vertigo (1958) incredibly boring and far-fetched
I liked Midsommar. Did you watch the Director's Cut? My favourite movie came out in the same year, and stars the same actress.
Terrible taste
I think Brie Larson is a totally inoffensive actress and I don't think there is any reason for people to hate her to the extent they do except for herd mentality
>I think Brie Larson is a totally inoffensive actress
Is this Brie Larson posting on Cinemaphile? Explain why anyone should like her. It wouldn't be looks, or acting, so maybe everyone hates her because she's posted on Cinemaphile, and nobody knows why. Brie Larson is Sarah Gadon tier.
hi brie I love you
I love her huge breasts and want to suck them
Brie was actually good in her regular movies pre-Marvel era, but if you watch her interviews when she got to headline her first Disney flick its becomes massively apparent that her role went strait to her head.
She was actually fairly decent in the past (or at least had the sense not to be a b***h in public), post-Disney she is Rachel Zegler-tier annoying.
Even her normie-core campaign (when she pretended to like videogames) couldn't fix her public image after she exploded about personal attacks and feminism in a candid interview.
Her agent needs to be fired.
>*straight to her head
fricking typos, man.
Never switch keyboards, guys. Qwerty placement on a 60% board fricks you up.
>pretended
She's a video game addict. Literally kicked one of her boyfriends out due to a game dispute.
I mean, she *is* an actress. I never take things like this at face value. Especially since all this "lol I'm such a ~nerd~!" stuff surfaced post backlash.
I believe the nerd stuff from Cavill, and to a lesser extent Samuel Jackson, because they're both weird dudes. (plus Cavill used to be a fat kid)
But for Brie, it doesn't click with me. I dunno why.
I can't stand Kimmel, but if she's returning to common sense, that's very good. I hope she keeps that up and goes back to making kino.
It's real anon, she's an autist. Probably on Cavill's level if not more so.
forgot pic
Based if true. I'll have to investigate later.
Might explain some of her sperging online, too.
It's the only thing she's skilled at. Such is life sometimes.
I liked her on Kimmel the other day. As long as she sticks to entertaining and doing her job I'm fine with her.
I think Season 6 of Community is one of the most Reddit things ever put to screen and it's worse than Season 4
The Batman 2022 is in my top 10 favorite movies.
I wrote a How to Train Your Dragon shipping fic that I later developed into a full length, original romance novel
I don't like Raging Bull, Whiplash or either version of The Office
I used to shit on Friends but I now think it's okay. It's nowhere close to Seinfeld or Frasier, but it has some decent moments.
I never seed.
>The Batman 2022 is in my top 10 favorite movies
Absolutely disgusting anon. I thought I had seen some shit on these threads but this takes the cake by a country mile. Hell was created for people like you
The only way I'm gonna be able to move on from this is to think that you're either trolling or a paid shill trying to make it seem like people liked that hot garbage in order to keep interest for a sequel because the people that I would assume liked that concentrated gòyslöpp wouldn't be able to type complete sentences
If you were around me I'd seriously mess you up bad holy shit
I noticed the Riddler scene getting a lot more iconic and aging really well. Whenever someone is cloaked in the dark and hiding it gets compared to that scene. The monologue is getting really famous. If it was more of a "perfect movie" it would be as good as TDK but it has scenes up there with TDK. The car chase is one of the most iconic shots of the 2020s and will be. Best onscreen Penguin.
I am stuck in a frickin Youtube vortex man, I still make time for TV last 2 series I had bailed on Blueeyesamurai and Vinland Saga and just watch youtube, watched 1 movie all year, The Beekeeper.
I was into Dota in 2017 but someone on my team scarred me for life when I was the dragon that blinks and didn't understand how to play it the guy was insane trash talker and said all these monologues about how I deserved to die and should kill myself
I hate this shit too its millennial moms core who used to be obsessed with Hot Topic
He is just saying your shit is old, like you should have thrown in something recent to not get rude comments like Nirvana, the band the show or Eric Andre
He was right you should have a nice day because you are a massive homosexual
>I wrote a How to Train Your Dragon shipping fic that I later developed into a full length, original romance novel
Very based
Name of book? I'd buy it.
in your book does he romance the dragon
I think Clerks II is a funny movie
I have jerk offd to every film I’ve even seen thats featured an ounce of nudity or sexual imagery
i like the fight in matrix reloaded where neo fights a bunch of smiths
who doesn't
that's the only good part of the film
The original Star Wars movies are okay at best and they only became popular because they had the benefit of doing something unique at the time they were made.
i havent watched television or film since 2014
What do you do instead? Youtube and video games? Those are my TV and Film alternatives.
i played videogames until 2017 because i mainly played dota2 lol. now i just listen to music and look at random shit online, and sometimes play a videogame. i also go fishing with the old men in the family a lot now
im dying
>i played videogames until 2017 because i mainly played dota2 lol
You're replying to a fellow Dota player.
>im dying
Everyone is, buddy. We're all slowly dying. I'm sure the next life will be better than this one.
i tried playing dota again a year ago and its too different now. i just want comfy gameplay
i played civ4 recently
>its too different now. i just want comfy gameplay
Comfy is the last word I would use to describe Dota. Even if you play unranked, everyone plays like the pros now, because they watch them on Youtube, and know all the strats. That means the game is really sweaty, and the only comfy gaming left is single player. Have you played Baldur's Gate 3?
it was never really comfy to be fair. even before ranked
i havent played baldurs gate 3 yet. no particular reason just havent felt like it. im guessing you liked it?
>im guessing you liked it?
Oh, I loved it. I played their previous game (Divinity Original Sin 2), so I expected something good, but it was even better. I would say Baldur's Gate 3 is as good as Witcher 3, and those are probably the two best RPGs ever. They're good for different reasons. In Witcher, you're just Geralt, and it's a bit lonely. In BG3, you have a party, so you're exploring this huge world with your friends, and it's nice. It feels like every CRPG led to existence of BG3, and that's why it's so good.
yeah, i should play it sometime soon. ive never played any of the witcher games either heh
i did play divinity 1 and 2 though
>yeah, i should play it sometime soon
You should, because it's great. I said before BG3 came out, that it would probably be the last new game I ever play, because I'm not a gamer anymore. I was a gamer, when I browsed Cinemaphile.
>i did play divinity 1 and 2 though
The old ones? I was talking about the new ones, made by Larian. Each game they made was better than the last one.
the larian studio ones. 2014 is kind of old you know...
same. i dont really play games too much anymore, and i never browse Cinemaphile nowadays. ill get around to starting it sometime tonight, or at least i installing it
thanks
my youtube feed is too barren to get trapped there. you might be a little blessed
>ill get around to starting it sometime tonight, or at least i installing it
I hope you enjoy it, because I did. While I was playing it, it felt like I was playing the perfect game. I think companions should be in all games, because it makes them a lot less lonely. In BG3, they have so much dialogue, so they feel like real people. You'll be exploring and then there's a cutscene where you talk to the person you're with. Reminds me of something like Silent Hill 2, where you come across a woman who follows you, and suddenly the game is a lot less lonely.
I think tropic thunder is a shitty movie and I didn't laugh once.
I unironically enjoy the second matrix film, I haven't gotten around to rewatching the 3rd yet.
I do not get the appeal of horror movies to film geeks.
Scott pilgrim vs the world is one of the best movies I've ever seen.
In 2017 it would be something like superhero movies are shit and the marvellisation of everything will ruin film, but that seems to no longer be an unpopular opinions.
Not Cinemaphile related, but I though the witcher 3 was very boring and gave up because the story still didn't properly get going after 30 hours.
>I think tropic thunder is a shitty movie and I didn't laugh once.
Literally how? I refuse to believe you aren't an alien. We're you raised in some kind religious cult or amish or something?
Been years since I watched it, but I just don't like that specific style of American humor.
>Scott pilgrim vs world is one of the best movies I've ever seen
Never mind its bait. If not you're probably the most annoying homosexual in the planet.
It's true. Good action, very funny, very creative, goid music.
And I have another shitty opinion for you: I liked the green hornet movie with Seth Rogen. Kind of wish I didn't given how much an idiot he's proven himself to be.
Liking that green hornet movie isn't really that bad, I didn't mind it.
But saying spvw is a GOAT movie is absurd and I'll never understand you, the music is good? That's the shittiest part and half the reason nobody should watch it.
I'm didn't mean that it's high art or anything, just that it's IMO the best comedy action movie out there.
That would literally be tropic thunder.
Like I said, I'll never understand you, but peace be with you brother.
>peace be with you brother.
Same
I still have the torrent somewhere, I shall rewatch to to see if 16 yr old me was wrong.
I've played a few unranked games during the 10th anniversary and despite all the new shit it was super comfy. People were super relaxed and spamming the new gaben sounds.
From time to time I also play ARAM on LoL and that community is 99% cancer. If I understand correctly Riot disabled the /all chat first and then the team chat too. Now you can only talk with players pre-match lmao.
Civ 4 is like crack to me. I just uninstalled it after another relapse...
Nothing Star Wars related has ever been good. They did a lot for special effects and sci-fi / adventure movies in the industry, but none of the material itself is good and the only reason it's so culturally prevalent is because Gen Z has aggressively lectured the zeitgeist into having to begrudgingly accept that these movies are the best thing ever.
You mean Gen X, but otherwise yes
>Gen Z has aggressively lectured the zeitgeist into having to begrudgingly accept that these movies are the best thing ever.
I agree with the other anon, and I think it's Gen X who couldn't shut up about Star Wars. I'm a Millennial, and normies in my generation even thought something amazing like Lord of the Rings was gay. The opinion of LOTR has changed, because nerd stuff has become more acceptable.
Lucas knew exactly what he was doing with the prequels. He made it for children at the time knowing they would nostalgia hard in 20 years when they started coming of age. It worked. He played the long game. He gave zero shits about the middle age comic book guy neckbeards. Those guys are pushing senior age now. Nobody gives a frick about old people. Indoctrinate the children and the future is yours. George Lucas knew.
Disney used to operate under such ethos too. That's how they made the same fairytales last for generations. They did not do the same with the Star Wars franchise for some reason. Short term profit seeking probably. Nobody cares about it anymore. Not the kids. Not the nerds. Not average viewers. It will die with this generation.
i do not care for the lord of the rings
The lord of the rings doesn't care for YOU
I liked The Hobbit movies
The first two Hobbit movies are very enjoyable, and in a lot of respects they do capture the spirit of the book (which was essentially a sequence of wacky fantasy adventure stories for Tolkien to tell his kids before bedtime).
The only Justice League character that DC should bother making movies about is Batman, because the others are boring non-characters and totally lack the thematic or stylistic identity that Batman has.
I think The Question would make for a pretty good superhero movie. They'd never have the balls to do it right though.
I can already see the articles:
>uhhh, is no one going to address that DC's next big blockbuster is about right-supremacist conspiracy theories?
>new DC movie dropped by studio due to ADL outcry. Let's explain why this is a good thing:
>white**
I was caught between right-wing and white supremacist
I like anime.
Everyone on Cinemaphile used to like anime. It's not so great to be an anime fan anymore. Anime has always been for losers, but Cinemaphile used to be all losers, so you would have been one of us. Now, you would be an outcast.
Me too but I hate moeshit and it seems like the modern anime industry is mostly built around that
What We Do in the Shadows isn't that good. It's essentially one (admittedly solid) gag told over and over again. It holds up for a movie or a season of a tv show but the fact that it's both a movie and a 5-season tv show by this point is insane.
yeah the movie runs out of steam about an hour in, while the show is able to sustain it for two good seasons
The show main cast are better than the movie's. Just two seasons of the tv show would have been kino.
Popular mockumentaries like The Office and Modern Family killed modern comedy by firmly establishing the "character asserts something about themselves followed by a hard cut to something that immediately proves the assertion is wrong" joke format that every hack writer relies upon these days.
I pretty much stopped watching sitcoms cold turkey once that trope was introduced. Recently I've gotten into a few british sitcoms after not touching the genre in ages but I still avoid mockumentaries
Westerns are mostly shit.
I'm not a huge fan of the genre, but I've seen some good ones.
>3:10 to Yuma
>Assassination of Jesse James
>True Grit
>Hostiles
It's one of those genres that has to be carried by the actors, I think. You need good actors, because the stories are so similar.
Hostiles is not fricking good. It's made by a dullard who dishes up southern slop on the reg and it coasts from one complication to another because none of them are intriguing enough to carry a full length movie. Any scene involving Rosamund Pike losing her shit is inadvertently hilarious because her acting in this bottom barrel flick is atrocious.
>MEN DROP YOUR SHOVELS
For shame Bale.
Fricking moronic take. Pale rider, once upon a time in the west, spaghetti westerns, unforgiven are all kino
Pale Rider is just a gay The Outlaw Josey Wales.
>once upon a time in the west, spaghetti westerns
Yes, absolute dogshit, agreed.
Unforgiven is kino.
Also I said mostly, you illiterate moron.
Your mum
I believe that no tv show realistically needs more than 6-7 episodes. Every tv writer should write for 10 episodes and then be forced to remove 3-4 episodes' worth of filler.
I don't know if I agree with that. Did you watch House of the Dragon? That was 10 episodes, 1 hour each, and I would only cut like one episode.
I dont like the following films/series but i pretend to so i dont become a social outcast
>Star Wars 4/5/6
>Indiana Jones 1/2/3
>Star Trek all series and films
>Back To the Future 1/2/3
>The Godfather 1 or 2
>Breaking Bad
>The Sopranos
>The Wire
>so i dont become a social outcast
With who? Boomers? Is that the stuff you talk about in your retirement community? Lol.
This is not the own you think it is zoomy
How can anyone not like Back to the Future?
Its reddit cringe
It predates Reddit by decades you dumb zoomie motherfricker
The idea of a bunch of people only liking things because it makes them look cool predates reddit boomer. Reddit is just a term for that now, so who's the dumb one again?
One might have contact with far too many time travel stories before having watched Back to the Future (yes, I'm that old, deal with it).
>didn't like The Godfather
did you like The Money Pit?
Star Trek is silly and boring as shit and I have no clue why anyone would like it
I think the non-cartel-related parts of Better Call Saul are better than Breaking Bad
Very common and true take though. BCS season 1-3 is way better than BB. It's the later seasons that are not at the same level.
Call me filtered all you want but I stopped bcs after watching Mike sit and eat an apple outside of someone's house, it's a very long stakout scene and the music literally isn't long enough for the scene so they just restart it.
>the the point
Yeah the point is it was a way to waste 11 min of screen time and trick idiots into thinking it's good because of le slow burn.
Yeah I got filtered, glad I did too, wouldn't wanna waste any more time on that turd.
>it's a very long stakout scene and the music literally isn't long enough for the scene so they just restart it.
Kek. That sounds so bad. I think you correctly identified a show that only has the illusion of depth; Something normies will watch and be impressed by.
Or does sound bad, it's almost like the sound guy was mixing the sound live for some reason and he didn't realize the scene still had 7 minutes so he panicked, you can even hear the skip that cd players make when you jump to a song.
BCS season 1-3 is an original show that surpasses BB.
Season 4-6 is pure BB prequel stuff that is extremely predictable and drawn out.
I'll pass, If I wanna watch time-lapse videos of nature there are plenty of YouTube channels I'm sure.
Post-70s pop culture would be a million times better off if Star Wars had never happened
What do you mean by that? If Star Wars didn't exist, those people would be fans of something else. I think it's a nice containment fandom.
Can you anti-SW zoomies stfu? Its not our fault Disney ran it into the ground and you know what half the shows are fairly good anyway. If you think defending SW is a sin then I will use that as my sin in the sin thread. Sick of people acting like Mando 1-2 and Andor are not legitimately great and parts of Ahsoka have their moments.
Star Wars is like The Bible for Movies people just get over it
I liked the RoboCop reboot
I like "The Winning Season" (2009)
Korean television have surpass American television in term of quality.
Oh no!
ALLAH AKBAAAAR
I absolutely love ultra depressing melancholic movies like Synecdoche New York and I'm Thinking About Ending Things
Watch the Saikano anime. Yes, it's animu, but you might like it, it's a slow burn downhill like Hereditary.
Bump
I used to be into misery core before my own life turned to shit. Now I can't watch stuff like that.
Rachel Zegler does it for me and I would like to run my fingers across her hairy spine and have her b***h me out and then have very rough sex with her.
Shia is a good actor
I had fun watching Jurassic World Dominion. It cleared the very low bar of not shitting on the legacy characters and killing them off, which was enough to please me.
That's surprising, I figured there had to be at least 1 feminist jab at Sam or Jeff.
None that I remember. Ellie is more important in the plot stuff and Grant is along for the ride, but they didn’t turn him into a bumbling grandpa or anything like that.
Kristen stewart is a good actress.
I still have not acted like The Driver, Blade Runner 2049, The Killer, Joker or The Riddler.
It's only a sin of you've envied those that have.
You are absolved my son!
test
That's too far, you cannot be absolved of a sin like that. MAYBE if you watch Daltonkino to repent on repeat for a week then maybe you'll enter Heaven.
I absolutely love the A-Team movie. I wish they had made more. The ONLY scene that is ridiculous to me is the flying tank.
They were all still young enough to make one more of them. I really wanted to see them do a story based on the traditional show structure: they're travelling around and solve some problems of locals dealing with some drug lord or child kidnappers or something.
The case was star studded and the best of all is Murdoch.
That movie is so much fun
I remember seeing it in the theater and at the part when they cross the border in the helicopter and the Mexican General realizes he is screwed got me so amped up. I didn't see it coming either.
The third pirates of the carribean movie is shit, and captain Jack Sparrow is an unlikeable prick in all 3 movies
Stalker by Tarkovsky or whatever was very boring
John carpenters the thing is very boring. In fact he is generally shit and I don't get why he has such a following.
Avatar is very good and not as preachy as it's made out to be.
Return of the jedi is the best star wars movie and ewoks are awesome
Based, I liked this one as well.
great film that just didn't make enough money to warrant a franchise.
Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul have objectively good writing, and I still do not care for either show.
>Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul have objectively good writing
If the writing is so good, then why don't you want to watch? It kind of sounds like you're parroting the opinions of others. Have you ever considered that it's not good?
I couldn't connect to the characters and didn't find anyone to root for. A lot of the protagonists are not very likable, which isn't a sign of bad writing, but it just didn't work for me. Especially when the protagonists cause so much suffering in their worlds.
Independence Day is probably one of the best blockbusters of all time and one of the best films of the nineties
The sequel was okay but I was kinda pissed at Mae Whitman not being in it
Oh man, I was in high school when this came out. When the school year restarted in September kids were still talking about it.
Ghost is one of my favorite movies.
Kek. It's never boring at least
Ghost has it all: action, romance, humor, suspense, mystery.
Plus it's one of the few movies women tend to like as well
Those shadow ghost things scared the shit of of me as a kid. I kept an eye on shadows for a while after that.
I don't think literally everything is a israeli demoralization and sissification psy-op
YWNBAW
damn I forgot to mention trannies
I kinda like Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
I think Channel 4 makes the best shows on TV today, just finished Big Boys and I cried
Seconded. Channel 4 in the early 2000s had the balls to do things no one else dared. Also Film4 is a genuinely great production house; nothing quite like it.
I cried watching Notting Hill
I'm a tourist who only comes here when FOTM drops, then promptly leaves when the ride is over
I've seen a total of maybe 5 new movies in the past 3 years.
I’m in love with a YouTuber
I'm a tourist from Cinemaphile. I come here to gloat over you midwits and call you moronic back home on Cinemaphile.
I actually really like Sex and the City
i've only seen the first two spiderman movies, and have no intention of seeing any of the others
>I like the Daniel Craig Bond movies
> Casino Royale
Great to Strongly Great
> Quantum of Solace
Good
> Skyfall
Great
> Spectre
Very Good
Haven't seen the last.
I didn't much care for Skyfall or Spectre but really enjoyed No Time to Die. It's one of the few films I've seen twice at the cinema (Casino Royale was another one of those).
I cannot into Martin Scorsese.
Taxi Driver was boring
Raging Bull was boring
Goodfellas was okay
Departed was boring
Wolf of Wall Street was one of the worst things I've ever seen
I did like Hugo and After Hours somehow
His two most recent films are shit . The Irishman and flowers of the foggy moon. Over three hours of dogshit that people larp they like
I prefer his modern films (Silence, The Irishman, KotFM) to his older ones, except for Taxi Driver which I think is his best.
Point Break is the best heist movie hands down
Sorry, you must be from a universe were Heat doesn't exist.
Since you're here, go watch Heat.
Those are both good but The Hot Rock (1972) is best.
I started shitposting about BBCs years ago on Cinemaphile and then one day I was at a party and some black guy started hitting on me (I wasn't even gay). I was curious and fricked him and realised I was a gay man and now I have a penchant for black men (My current bf is black)
I think shitposting made me realise my sexual identity
Top or bottom? Asking seriously.
I generally bottom, I enjoy it more.
Surprised, my experience is black guys end up wanting to bottom for me.
the British Broadcasting Corporation turned you gay?
I come here just to shitpost about movies I've seen as a kid. I LITERALLY have seen three movies in the last 6 years.
I monitor and reply to every hazbin thread but I don't watch the show
Age of Innocence is Scorsese's best film, and his non-mob films (AoI, Silence, Aviator, After Hours, etc) are better than his mob ones
Tarantino's last 4-5 films are mid
Avatar movies are fricking gay, they look pretty but that's it
I read the plot before watching most movies now. Usually I don't even watch them afterward.
Also /misc/ stopped me from being able to enjoy anything with even the slightest hint of pozz, which is nearly everything american. I focus mostly on the bad instead of the great now. i l look for it instead of let it by as the price in fluking something perfect. At least I don't have a taste for german or arab shit. Which are packed full of pozz to me. The only humans left are the British. Everyone else is fake and a means of advancing stupidity/institution.
I have never watched a single film made before 1980
I enjoyed most of The Walking Dead up to the season where Rick dies/dissappears whatever
I think night country is okay, so far
RAMBO 3 IS GENUINELY GOOD.
EXPENDABLES 3 IS BEST OF SERIES.
PSYCHO 2 IS BETTER THAN 1.
I was just wondering what my Cinemaphile sin is, and I remembered I liked Rambo 5. Thanks for the assist.
I think Masters of the Air is pretty good
i'm trans
also i think terminator 2 is a shitty sequel and that goodfellas is dogshit
>terminator 2 is a shitty sequel
Only because it's been copied a million times. As a sequel, it's pretty alright, if inferior to part 1.
Aliens is overrated though.
Cape Fear is Scorsese's best movie
The Suspiria remake is an 8/10 as is, and would have been one of the best genre films of all time had 30-40 minutes of filler subplots been cut. Also Dakota Johnson carries the film in one of the best performances of the last 10 years, through combining the frenetic energy of the dance sequences and dark beauty of the Mother Suspiriorum sequence with the seemingly vacant inscrutability she possesses.
I wanna fricking kick your ass around your ears with all of my might.
The original Nosferatu is overrated. Herzog version is better.
10,000 BC is an enjoyable movie, ubercomfy
I don't watch tv shows and movies, I watch react content featuring tv shows and movies.
The only thing keeping me alive besides my girlfriend are a couple of screenplays I'm writing. I'm sure they are revolutionary works but I doubt they will ever see the light of day.
When I see a pretty actress I look up pictures of her feet. This determines if I like the movie or not.
I don’t see what the big deal about The Fault in Our Stars is.
THE TIM BURTON PLANET OF THE APES IS GOOD UNTIL THE FRICKTARD ENDING.
I haven't watched anything in years
I don't have the patience to watch movies that are longer than 2 hours
That should make it easier to limit yourself to 2 hours of screen time a day.
i thoroughly enjoyed eternals
I enjoy the filmography of Seth Rogen
except Sausage Party which I have not seen but assume sucks
i used to play civ5 with brie. had to stop as she was constantly begging to come over to my house and suck my wiener for 24 hours a day. she said stuff like "i want to die with your wiener in my throat"
Since this is apparently a Cinemaphile thread, Dark Souls 2 > 1 & 2
1 & 3*
I genuinely like Charmed the eye candy is a total plus
I thought live action versions of Death Note was better than the anime. Both the American and especially the Japanese movies.
Argo is the worst movie to win best picture. Yes worse than Crash.
The Cotten Club and Twixt are better than The Conversation.
Hudsucker Proxy is the Coens best movie.
American Psycho is a bad movie that only gets by because the source material is so good.
Gyllenhaal is pisspoor in Zodiac.
Die Another Day is Brosnans best bond.
Spike Lee's 80s and 90s movies are pure soul.
Arrested Development and Community are pure redditcore and I just can't get into them
tv is my favourite board, excluding the normalgays, pedos, off topics; all the anons that made my day by being hilarious.
I once said Black person on Cinemaphile and got banned for racism
i like watching b movies they're very fun to watch compared to triple a slop
I actually like Manos. The ending genuinely surprised me.
The following movies are not, in fact, classics:
>The Maltese Falcon
>On the Waterfront
>All the President's Men
>The Philadelphia Story
Cinemaphile seems to like or even love them. What am I missing?
Never seen these talked about here
Skyfall is the best Bond, followed by Goldeneye
I've posted here for ten years and I don't know how to /spoiler./
I like actors who are ugly and praise them highly because I am an ugly male, and by praising them, I feel I am changing the world to make people like ugly people more.
Did not make it halfway through The Dark Knight Rises before turning it off. Even Gary Oldman and Christian Bale can not make capeshit slop enjoyable.