Confess your?

Confess your Cinemaphile sins.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You don't confess to a nun dumb prot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i will confess if you can post a sexy priest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Confess to a porn star
      OP like to suck dick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        to a porn star
        That would be cool.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Girl's name is Vixen Lamoore

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I miss her so much!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the new RE show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How is the writing? Ella is a babe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't played any RE game so I can't attest to the faithfulness aspect of the writing. Mechanically speaking the writing itself is OK I guess, especially considering today's standards

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be a little shota trapped in a convent of repressed nuns with big breasts and fat asses who tease and sexually harass me until taking turns raping me daily.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But, the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this.
    (imitating vomiting four times)
    And then, I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone ever frick a nun or a girl dressed as a nun? Seems kino

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm unironically in love with Hunter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he has great breasts.
      horrible man face, frame and penis tho, what a shame.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I post Sopranos memes but have never watched the show as it is boring as frick

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I havent watched a new movie in like 5 months. Hell I havent even watched a movie Or show Ive seen before in almost 2 now. I just watch youtube and play the same 2 multiplayer games constantly.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Horror movies all suck

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chyna was my first crush.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if she crushed your head between her thighs ha ha

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I talk about recent television shows with friends and coworkers even though I've never seen them; I just read their threads on Cinemaphile. I am currently pretending to have seen BCS, The Boys, and all the Star Wars shows.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you do this exactly? Why not just watch the shows?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So I have something to talk about with them.

        Why do you do this exactly? Why not just watch the shows?

        They sound like shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why not watch something good and then you can recommend it to them?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The only TV shows I've enjoyed are TWIN PEAKS and the BSG reboot, and college friends always made fun of my film recommendations even when it was normie shit like MEMENTO so I'm hesitant to suggest anything to my peers.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i love survivor. not american, so never seen it on tv but got a excel sheet with all the seasons for download (survivor geek on yt) and been binging them for months now..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me too! Binged dozens of seasons back from 13th to 1st, I remember my studies suffering from sleepless nights spent on Survivor rather than sleep.

      Torrenting the episode in the morning and watching it while having a breakfast is a lovely weekly routine. If you had a great episode with twists and blindsides it would pump me up for the rest of the day.

      A bit shame about these two covid seasons, they couldn't get response from the viewers after the first one as they were filmed one after the other, so some new mechanics and Jeff's new take by being overly supportive and enthusiastic rubbed some of the fans off.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually hate Capeshit movies I think that they make you dumber with each scene. I know... this is an extreme opinion on Cinemaphile given what type of threads are always on page 1.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm never going to lose my virgin. I wish I was raped by a strong black woman with a bit butt

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i’m a normies who has sex regularly

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't enjoy and almost never watch kino when sober
    then I get too drunk to maintain attention and just end up watching random shit on youtube without finishing said kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT A LIFE same

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Oldboy (2003) one day ago and I'm still kinda fricked up about it. I don't recommend watching it while you're already sad/depressed.
    Also I think Ms. Marvel is cute. I totally would. Too bad I don't care for capeshit and won't watch past ep2.

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