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Holy shit, he actually sounds like that? thats zach's actual voice? lmfao
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Same anon, I'm just learning about that now
Yeah, basically.
All of the people involved are basically 6'+ chads that draw themselves as shitty gremlins. And then Zach opens his mouth and that's just what comes out by default.
I don't think otto is the Cinemaphile schizo, I feel like if it's otto he would have stopped doing OP comps long before his main channel got deleted
and otto has made rants about the cons of being a coomer while the schizo who made the infographic if defending being a degenerate (the last line)
Okay... this has absolutely fucking convinced me these guys were behind that shit. I saw it happen in real time and it was one of the most forced, tryhard things I've ever seen on here. At least I can be slightly less annoyed about it knowing it was just the guys advertising SF since I like SF, but still, it was not an interesting or funny schizo. Like at all. He constantly compared himself to sharktale and lee, called himself a genius, and tried to pretend he had posted longer on Cinemaphile than he really did, because I guess he was too new and didn't know what tbharchive was. If it isn't these guys, then I'm kinda pissed at them for rewarding his shit behavior like this, because we're just gonna get more obnoxious tryhards doing the same thing hoping for a scrap of attention.
>Like at all. He constantly compared himself to sharktale and lee, called himself a genius >tried to pretend he had posted longer on Cinemaphile than he really did
That's why he was possibly Lunamedia, he's obsessed with other schizos and try to copy them.
He was a blatant samefag who craved attention and recognition for doing literally nothing fucking interesting or funny so that checks out. It's honestly both disgusting and disturbing how someone can fake it til they make it like this. This unfunny troll who just popped up one day and feigned being this le epic cartoon schizo got exactly what he wanted, for what?
I just want to talk about comics and cartoons, man. Wtf are you supposed to do when almost every thread has at least one insincere meta tryhard like this trying to be the next sharktale?
chris 100% feels like the type of person to lurk Cinemaphile or know someone who does, man, I dunno, feels like it would only be a matter of time before he caught wind of it and relayed it to zach.
>Cinemaphile will still try to gaslight me that this show isn't being astroturfed on here or Cinemaphile despite Zach confirming he browses here
they are internet cartoonists who involved in this side of internet culture, it would be more surprising if they didnt know about the guy obsessing over them on the internet cartoon board
How did chris even find it? He said he doesn’t go on Cinemaphile back in a ding dong and julian video, much to ding dong and julian’s disbelief, chris further saying that he doesn’t understand how the site works and they called him a greentexting homosexual so he left. I can’t find the clip but if someone does, that would be greatly appreciated.
Speaking of cory, does cory know about urbanspook yet and how the guy named a young boy in ones of his videos cory beck? Said boy also gets his cock ripped off, cut in half, and then sewn to his sister’s lower half to be used as a fucktoy, hence the name fucktoy cory. The kids cory beck is friends with are also confirmed to be named chris and zach.
>He said he doesn’t go on Cinemaphile back in a ding dong and julian video
Those videos are like 6-7 years old at this point. Do you think everything they say in a video is going to stay true forever?
Zach and Chris bringing up how “strait-laced” they are and how “vanilla” they are was so cringey. No one thinks you should be gooning your brains out to all that porn is good but them trying to moralfag as the “trad” guys is embarrassing
The best part is that these little homosexuals are obsessed with gore and snuff videos. It's always the people that are legitimately into sick shit that complain endlessly about porn and how it warps people's minds.
Where's the projection? Chris loves gore videos he talks a out them all the time, but he tries to take the high road on porn. Dude's a fucking sociopath, but as long as he's "moral" about it I suppose.
I don't know when was the last time he's actually talked about it? Especially in the capacity of being recent, like most recent I can think of was that time he talked about watching ISIS vids with JonTron like almost a decade ago...actually no that was Zach. So I'm with the other anon, it sounds like you're projecting your porn onto Chris but with gore.
lyle/zach/chris is a good combo rivaling dd & j and chris in my opinion. i don't hate tomar but he's insanely boring and too regular and put together, and cory is a toss up and can either be funny or a complete unfunny spastic depending on his mood and the game. i don't like adam at all, i think he's easily the worst current regular and he adds absolutely nothing to a video. even julian had his moments, adam is just genuinely fucking retarded.
>adam is a based retard, cory is an annoying retard
Fixed that for you.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Cory at least has funny stories between his psychosis
Adam is dude weed embodied and I don’t get why so many people like him as a host Easily my least fav. He just giggles like an idiot half the time and stumbles over his words the rest of the time
6 months ago
Anonymous
adam is good when hes interested in the game or has stories to tell, otherwise he doesnt have anything to add
I do wonder if Cory could have been normal if his parents took better care of him
He clearly had a horribly abusive and neglectful childhood. During Sonic Heroes he told a story about how a nurse had to explain to him that they needed to prick his arm to pull blood out so they could see what was happening inside of his body. He's in his thirties and he'd never in his life gotten a blood test. Think about that.
We occasionally get little glimpses into how bad his upbringing was ("I had birds that would fly down and eat my spaghetti and I'd laugh!") but I think he's genuinely too far gone to realize or explain what happened to him
6 months ago
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he's not a child, shitty things happened to him just like everyone else. But cory seems to channel that into his art/humor.
6 months ago
Anonymous
mistakes into miracles. childhood neglect into countless futa cocks.
Chris, Zach, and Ding dong are great
Julian and Lyle are alright
Tomar is funny when he goes along with the jokes
Cory is funny but only when he’s the one getting made fun of
I am indifferent towards Adam
I dont think edgy humor is inherently funny, but Lyle specifically is a lot funnier when he's being edgy and hateful for no good reason.
His more recent content feels more focused on silly concepts in a serious voice, and its just kinda bland.
Though, something about his humor feels like it'd be really popular with chicks for some reason. I bet Lyle slays poon.
>something about his humor feels like it'd be really popular with chicks for some reason
This rings true scrolling through his twitter, he gets a lot of engagement with chicks. Part of that might be that he's just conventionally attractive though.
Chris has never posted on Cinemaphile, he doesn't understand how it works
DingDong and Julian do, I'll bet Tomar has but doesn't anymore
Cory 1000% does
Zach, maybe
kind of a silly thing to get so schizo over, it's just a light ribbing on the kinds of people who vape/weed maladaptively "but can stop anytime they want" and they're literally friends with porn artists. think its more of a more dedicated than normal troll than real though.
They’ve literally said “we’re in the pit with you” regarding the porn stuff. And Zach has at several points talked about experiences with cigars, edibles, shrooms, etc. Especially considering their whole humor style, the idea that they’re on some Christian puritan propaganda crusade is nothing less than batshit insane
It could be a troll but it’s pretty believable for a coomer to cope this hard
>goes through hours of lets plays to pull quotes from >haha i just made it in an hour bro
There is no fucking way he has some kind of autistic photographic memory of every lets play, he must have spent a ridiculous amount of time going through 5 years of videos just to put them on his schizo image. That's far beyond just a prank bro.
I thought this "schizo" was actually Lunamedia/birchyfunbags? I'm not so sure anymore since Luna is usually very lazy and this schizo as you said is pretty hard working.
This. They’ve had Spazkid on their show countless times and he makes porn that would make most people sick to their stomachs. Making jokes about lazy addicts one or two times doesn’t make the show some insane Christian propaganda piece
They have him over because they clown on him being a coomer and are trying to convert him.
It's like inviting the neighbour foreign religion/hippie/atheist family kids to a pizza party so they can talk to them about the bible and baptize them.
Anon, Ricepirate literally said that one time Zach and Chris went too far making fun of Spazkid that he locked himself in the bathroom crying. Next time think before you try to undermine me
6 months ago
Anonymous
I also heard he said that Tomar once backhanded Zach so hard he knocked three of his teeth out because she said 'Hello' too quickly when entering the room
6 months ago
Anonymous
Tomar literally wears a neckalace made of all the teeth he's beaten out of people, some of them look like baby teeth
Or maybe they're just friends with different points of view
Like what any normal human being has when they're not limited to their schizo discord hugbox
You got me, I am using this cartoon as a means of pushing Radical Christian Distributism on the West. >You WILL own three acres and a cow >You WILL marry and have lots of children >You WILL attend Latin Mass twice a week >You WILL be happy
I don’t see how anyone one could think that watching porn and jerking off all the time is good or normal for your brain. It literally gets harder to get aroused the more you do it, and it becomes a meaningless thing you do out of habit.
It's not even broscience. Even reputable science talks about how humans lose their love and desire from a routine due to boredom.
No one's talking about watching porn "all the time" except you bozos. This entire argument is based on a false premise because you've invented a coomer in your head. You can't seperate addiction from hobby and just blanket project your own insecurities onto everyone else.
>No one's talking about watching porn "all the time" except you bozos
That's literally all that is being talked about and the entire fucking point satan in the episode you cunt
>You can't seperate addiction from hobby
Anon if you're jacking off as a hobby I'm sorry to say but you're fucking addicted and have basically turned it into a routine.
Cool, but jacking off regularly just doesn't feel as good and that's enough of a reason for me to not do it every day.
My empirical evidence >>>> all """peer-reviewed""" bullshit you can possibly post.
I mean I feel like pornography and excessive masturbation can very easily become unhealthy, and that's the problem a lot more people have nowadays, especially with how easy it is to access the internet, when I was younger I saw so much weird and fucked up porn, and ended up talking with pedophiles, yet somehow I still feel lucky that I didn't become a gore junkie, and that I saw actual sex ed websites along with the porn so I had some idea of what normal sex, and healthy weird sex, were like.
Good fucking thing Jesus Christ
I get aroused constantly, I can't get into a pool because the water makes me so comfortable I pop a boner
I get hard when I brush against a random girl, I'm deadly afraid of close spaces like buses or elevators because some girl may accidentally push against my boner
I don't know what to do, should I tape it? Would that be bad for me?
I regularly jerk off to the same two or three kinds of (weird) stuff every day with no extra effort needed >and it becomes a meaningless thing you do out of habit.
Uh is there supposed to be meaning to jerking off? I just do it so that I don't get random boners during the day.
Sorry Cinemaphile, I'm gonna have to side with Sleepycast on this one and not because I agree with them or even read this picture or knew there was a conflict, but because Cinemaphile is fucking awful.
>if you dont like to polish your shaft on a daily basis then you are an antifapist, porn hater and a bigot >noooo, my brain is working perfectly fine >thats why I'm gonna keep doing this only thing that I'm totally NOT addicted to, you nig- I mean, ne-o-pu-ri-tan
They’ve literally said “we’re in the pit with you” regarding the porn stuff. And Zach has at several points talked about experiences with cigars, edibles, shrooms, etc. Especially considering their whole humor style, the idea that they’re on some Christian puritan propaganda crusade is nothing less than batshit insane
It could be a troll but it’s pretty believable for a coomer to cope this hard
And current snuff addicts. Well, Zach at least, I remember Chris saying he doesn't have the stomach for things like cartel execution videos he had when he was younger.
most millennials have been watching gore since early childhood. zoomers probably too. i personally think gore and shock videos are disgusting and always have, but i'm 31 and quite literally every kid i knew growing up loved watching intense gore and would talk about it at school.
And if they didn't struggle with porn then you would just say that they're a bunch of sex-hating low libido incels. And if they were women they you would just say they're jealous. What would a person have to be or had to have (or have not) done in order for you to see their critical stance on porn as reasonable? Or do you just think there is nothing reasonable about being critical of porn usage in the same way that there's nothing reasonable about someone who claims that the act of eating, even eating healthy and with moderation, is harmful and immoral?
It means he thinks he's won because they're "regurgitating the same talking points against him", while he regurgitates the same talking points about Oney.
If I were to hazard a guess, it's the "everyone hates me, therefore I am right" train of thought. Something about "being on the right path if you encounter more enemies"
Probably, but legally it’s not. Having a diaper fetish isn’t against the law so long as no children are involved. It’s just weird and gross to a good chunk of people, nothing more.
What's next, schizo? What's your next move? You're gonna shit out MORE posts about how much of a christian Zach is? You're gonna spam the board with more off topic poorly drawn pin ups?
>It's sadly the only indicator that you're truly successful.
That's not even true. Some freaks fixate on things literally nobody else cares about.
Like the Cinemaphile autist that makes threads about that kevin show
It ins't, shows that are actually being astroturfed here are Kiff and Amphibia, those shows can barely make 100k views and somehow they always have several threads at any time.
Saberspark is just fat, he looks like he's got potential to be handsome and Zach isn't ugly, he's just not what people where expecting him to look like.
zach unironically looks good because he's well groomed. he's objectively weird looking but he's proof if you have a good personality and take care of yourself it goes a long way.
Watching some of the AS livestreams with him really changed his content for me. Its totally different knowing he's probably mugging the camera making a Jim from The Office face the whole time.
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Shit I'd be an athiest too if god made me greek, compared to that hell sounds nice
>not knowing what a Greek Orthodox is
I'm lmaoing at the level of retardation of the inbred hicks. Tell me, Flyover Fred, is your sister your wife? Or just your aunt? Regardless, as a coastal elite your jealously is palpable. I relish it.
fuck anon just rub some skin whitening cream on ya, do more than this bitching in disguise of spreading 'truth'
tell us why you sperged out about the Almighty at a random post, pretty please
fuck anon just rub some skin whitening cream on ya, do more than this bitching in disguise of spreading 'truth'
tell us why you sperged out about the Almighty at a random post, pretty please
Skin whitening? I'm Ukrainian, my dude, and have been living here in the States for 20+ years. I'm whiter than you, hick.
Come to think of it, the original neopuritan schizo said that he was black, if I remember correctly.
What is it with non-whites and and anti-masturbation seething?
Inferiority complex since they have no self-control?
Come to think of it, the original neopuritan schizo said that he was black, if I remember correctly.
What is it with non-whites and and anti-masturbation seething?
Inferiority complex since they have no self-control?
what a fucking bizarre thread, what exactly was the point here? i see it going in 20 directions none of which make any sense, besides the two people pointing out that chris and zach just see the reality of what being a coomer is like, everyone else is on this autistic stream of thought that doesn't have an end goal.
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and further to this, I just saw the picture mention coomers and skipped over all the comments. I do not even know the context of this supposed conflict, I literally just coom and wanted people to know that. That is a coomer.
>neopuritian schizo was right >Smiling Friends is anti-diaper masturbation propaganda that brainwashes children into converting to Baptist Christianity
What a timeline.
I haven't slept in 2 days which I'd normally be able to push past but my brain is melting right now so can some anon just spoon feed me as to what the fuck is going on?
please
We really do need sneakerhead genocide. Maybe the Puerto Ricans should be spared in exchange for helping implement a final solution to the sneakerhead question.
We really do need sneakerhead genocide. Maybe the Puerto Ricans should be spared in exchange for helping implement a final solution to the sneakerhead question.
Ok, so far as I understand smiling friends, is anti-porn… ok so what? What’s the fucking problem? It’s not like sf even can change a perception of po-THIS IS RETARDED
>Live in a crack house with a dozen other guys filled with maggots and roaches >Avoid vices like drugs and porn >Get a hot girlfriend and get a hit show on Adult Swim
Hmm
Always remember, there's like a 100 percent chance that at least one of these guys are involved with CP. Maybe even a few underage fans gotten taken back to the cabin from cons.
>It's like the Minority Report forensic scene >Mr Boss has a full holographic suite of the most degenerate porn just floating around him and grabs and zooms on random scenes to over stimulate himself
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Holy shit, he actually sounds like that? thats zach's actual voice? lmfao
yeah, he's got a deviated septum or something
he's just a little guy really
Where have you been
This is news to you?
The guy accidentally quoted the news section. He's a tourist.
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Same anon, I'm just learning about that now
Kek how new are you? That’s how he actually sounds which is why it’s funny hearing him voice a character that’s basically just himself
Buddy came here straight from YouTube
Yeah, basically.
All of the people involved are basically 6'+ chads that draw themselves as shitty gremlins. And then Zach opens his mouth and that's just what comes out by default.
Imagine referring to any of the Sleepycabin guys as a chad.
>stealiqua
lmao
chris references shit from here often, DD&J even did AMAs on Cinemaphile
They’re talking about Otto Heckel, right?
That youtube comp guy is the porn schizo? Any proof?
Otto posts schizo shit on side channels and sometimes his main but I doubt he’d have it out against anyone at OP
I don't think otto is the Cinemaphile schizo, I feel like if it's otto he would have stopped doing OP comps long before his main channel got deleted
and otto has made rants about the cons of being a coomer while the schizo who made the infographic if defending being a degenerate (the last line)
Okay... this has absolutely fucking convinced me these guys were behind that shit. I saw it happen in real time and it was one of the most forced, tryhard things I've ever seen on here. At least I can be slightly less annoyed about it knowing it was just the guys advertising SF since I like SF, but still, it was not an interesting or funny schizo. Like at all. He constantly compared himself to sharktale and lee, called himself a genius, and tried to pretend he had posted longer on Cinemaphile than he really did, because I guess he was too new and didn't know what tbharchive was. If it isn't these guys, then I'm kinda pissed at them for rewarding his shit behavior like this, because we're just gonna get more obnoxious tryhards doing the same thing hoping for a scrap of attention.
Honestly, they probably saw that shizo posting on Twitter than here.
>Like at all. He constantly compared himself to sharktale and lee, called himself a genius
>tried to pretend he had posted longer on Cinemaphile than he really did
That's why he was possibly Lunamedia, he's obsessed with other schizos and try to copy them.
He was a blatant samefag who craved attention and recognition for doing literally nothing fucking interesting or funny so that checks out. It's honestly both disgusting and disturbing how someone can fake it til they make it like this. This unfunny troll who just popped up one day and feigned being this le epic cartoon schizo got exactly what he wanted, for what?
I just want to talk about comics and cartoons, man. Wtf are you supposed to do when almost every thread has at least one insincere meta tryhard like this trying to be the next sharktale?
chris 100% feels like the type of person to lurk Cinemaphile or know someone who does, man, I dunno, feels like it would only be a matter of time before he caught wind of it and relayed it to zach.
they are internet cartoonists who involved in this side of internet culture, it would be more surprising if they didnt know about the guy obsessing over them on the internet cartoon board
The fact that Chris drew attention to a random shitposter on Cinemaphile Cinemaphile means it really must've set him off.
good
i hope he cries about it at night
Or maybe he just found it THAT funny and ridiculous.
How did chris even find it? He said he doesn’t go on Cinemaphile back in a ding dong and julian video, much to ding dong and julian’s disbelief, chris further saying that he doesn’t understand how the site works and they called him a greentexting homosexual so he left. I can’t find the clip but if someone does, that would be greatly appreciated.
Cory told him.
Speaking of cory, does cory know about urbanspook yet and how the guy named a young boy in ones of his videos cory beck? Said boy also gets his cock ripped off, cut in half, and then sewn to his sister’s lower half to be used as a fucktoy, hence the name fucktoy cory. The kids cory beck is friends with are also confirmed to be named chris and zach.
>He said he doesn’t go on Cinemaphile back in a ding dong and julian video
he was lying, retard
i wouldnt be surprised if someone on twitter reposted it to there and tagged him in it.
>He said he doesn’t go on Cinemaphile back in a ding dong and julian video
Those videos are like 6-7 years old at this point. Do you think everything they say in a video is going to stay true forever?
>Those videos are like 6-7 years old at this point
wtf
You can actually hear the poorly-concealed anger in his tone, it's hilarious.
>he actually mentioned the schizo
kek i dont know if thats a good idea
You act as if he isn't on Cinemaphile.
Zach and Chris bringing up how “strait-laced” they are and how “vanilla” they are was so cringey. No one thinks you should be gooning your brains out to all that porn is good but them trying to moralfag as the “trad” guys is embarrassing
I saw you delete that and repost it. For shame.
Be like them: less porn, more LiveLeak.
but liveleak shut down two years ago
Whatever the go-to gore video site is nowadays.
The best part is that these little homosexuals are obsessed with gore and snuff videos. It's always the people that are legitimately into sick shit that complain endlessly about porn and how it warps people's minds.
>Violence GOOD
>Porn BAD
How very American of them.
Holy projection, Batman!
Where's the projection? Chris loves gore videos he talks a out them all the time, but he tries to take the high road on porn. Dude's a fucking sociopath, but as long as he's "moral" about it I suppose.
I don't know when was the last time he's actually talked about it? Especially in the capacity of being recent, like most recent I can think of was that time he talked about watching ISIS vids with JonTron like almost a decade ago...actually no that was Zach. So I'm with the other anon, it sounds like you're projecting your porn onto Chris but with gore.
I miss Dingdong and Julian
That episode made me like Lyle a bit more. I don’t hate him or anything but he’s slowly becoming one of my favorite hosts.
lyle/zach/chris is a good combo rivaling dd & j and chris in my opinion. i don't hate tomar but he's insanely boring and too regular and put together, and cory is a toss up and can either be funny or a complete unfunny spastic depending on his mood and the game. i don't like adam at all, i think he's easily the worst current regular and he adds absolutely nothing to a video. even julian had his moments, adam is just genuinely fucking retarded.
Even when Adam's boring he doesn't ruin bits with unfunnyness. Adam>
adam actively brings down videos in my opinion. i don't think julian ever did.
I love Adam, he's a based retard.
cory is a based retard. adam is an annoying retard.
>adam is a based retard, cory is an annoying retard
Fixed that for you.
Cory at least has funny stories between his psychosis
Adam is dude weed embodied and I don’t get why so many people like him as a host Easily my least fav. He just giggles like an idiot half the time and stumbles over his words the rest of the time
adam is good when hes interested in the game or has stories to tell, otherwise he doesnt have anything to add
Cory is a based schizo.
Cory's an autist, not a schizo.
He just wasn't the same since that trip to LA.
I do wonder if Cory could have been normal if his parents took better care of him
He clearly had a horribly abusive and neglectful childhood. During Sonic Heroes he told a story about how a nurse had to explain to him that they needed to prick his arm to pull blood out so they could see what was happening inside of his body. He's in his thirties and he'd never in his life gotten a blood test. Think about that.
We occasionally get little glimpses into how bad his upbringing was ("I had birds that would fly down and eat my spaghetti and I'd laugh!") but I think he's genuinely too far gone to realize or explain what happened to him
he's not a child, shitty things happened to him just like everyone else. But cory seems to channel that into his art/humor.
mistakes into miracles. childhood neglect into countless futa cocks.
see you get it
He's the Charlie of the group.
Imagine where we'd be right now if that homeless vampire girl who catfished Adam hadn't been too fucked up on drug blood to succ him.
Chris, Zach, and Ding dong are great
Julian and Lyle are alright
Tomar is funny when he goes along with the jokes
Cory is funny but only when he’s the one getting made fun of
I am indifferent towards Adam
Lyle was always top-tier, 90% of people don't like him because he deosn't have a le goofy voice.
I dont think edgy humor is inherently funny, but Lyle specifically is a lot funnier when he's being edgy and hateful for no good reason.
His more recent content feels more focused on silly concepts in a serious voice, and its just kinda bland.
Though, something about his humor feels like it'd be really popular with chicks for some reason. I bet Lyle slays poon.
>something about his humor feels like it'd be really popular with chicks for some reason
This rings true scrolling through his twitter, he gets a lot of engagement with chicks. Part of that might be that he's just conventionally attractive though.
tbh I always loved lyle's sense of humor, like he can make some smart ass comment and it won't hit you until a minute later
His nitpicker joke is legitimately one of the best bits on the show.
For me it was the episode where he talked about killing a rat with a belt
Cherokee Patty is my favorite.
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hey
Chris has never posted on Cinemaphile, he doesn't understand how it works
DingDong and Julian do, I'll bet Tomar has but doesn't anymore
Cory 1000% does
Zach, maybe
they're talking about this roight?
Most certainly, yeah.
kind of a silly thing to get so schizo over, it's just a light ribbing on the kinds of people who vape/weed maladaptively "but can stop anytime they want" and they're literally friends with porn artists. think its more of a more dedicated than normal troll than real though.
Someone had to be the contrarian
Cinemaphile dick rides Zach
Maybe deserved idk it’s pretty good
>goes through hours of lets plays to pull quotes from
>haha i just made it in an hour bro
There is no fucking way he has some kind of autistic photographic memory of every lets play, he must have spent a ridiculous amount of time going through 5 years of videos just to put them on his schizo image. That's far beyond just a prank bro.
I thought this "schizo" was actually Lunamedia/birchyfunbags? I'm not so sure anymore since Luna is usually very lazy and this schizo as you said is pretty hard working.
Nah, if it were them, they'd make it known see they're always with names
There is no schizo. It's a boogeyman made up by a bunch of parasocial teenagers.
so who made the image?
Is there a single so-called “boogeyman” that isn’t plainly real? Your kike gaslighting is becoming less effective every time.
This. They’ve had Spazkid on their show countless times and he makes porn that would make most people sick to their stomachs. Making jokes about lazy addicts one or two times doesn’t make the show some insane Christian propaganda piece
They have him over because they clown on him being a coomer and are trying to convert him.
It's like inviting the neighbour foreign religion/hippie/atheist family kids to a pizza party so they can talk to them about the bible and baptize them.
You have schizophrenia.
You have never had normal friendships lmao
Anon, Ricepirate literally said that one time Zach and Chris went too far making fun of Spazkid that he locked himself in the bathroom crying. Next time think before you try to undermine me
I also heard he said that Tomar once backhanded Zach so hard he knocked three of his teeth out because she said 'Hello' too quickly when entering the room
Tomar literally wears a neckalace made of all the teeth he's beaten out of people, some of them look like baby teeth
when and where that sounds hilarious lmfao
Or maybe they're just friends with different points of view
Like what any normal human being has when they're not limited to their schizo discord hugbox
You got me, I am using this cartoon as a means of pushing Radical Christian Distributism on the West.
>You WILL own three acres and a cow
>You WILL marry and have lots of children
>You WILL attend Latin Mass twice a week
>You WILL be happy
I fucking wish 🙁
no No NO!
i WILL own nothing
i WILL die alone after mutilating my cock amd balls
i WILL eat the bugs
i WILL take the SSRIs
Three Acres and a mule would have been the reparations given to former slaves if it we'ren't for the drunken killer Andrew Jackson.
No offense but out of every religion out there, the last thing I'd want to be is a cathcuck
Correct. You want
instead.
I don’t see how anyone one could think that watching porn and jerking off all the time is good or normal for your brain. It literally gets harder to get aroused the more you do it, and it becomes a meaningless thing you do out of habit.
Sorry, is that “broscience”?
It's not even broscience. Even reputable science talks about how humans lose their love and desire from a routine due to boredom.
No one's talking about watching porn "all the time" except you bozos. This entire argument is based on a false premise because you've invented a coomer in your head. You can't seperate addiction from hobby and just blanket project your own insecurities onto everyone else.
You literally are the coomer. No need to invent him.
>No one's talking about watching porn "all the time" except you bozos
That's literally all that is being talked about and the entire fucking point satan in the episode you cunt
>You can't seperate addiction from hobby
Anon if you're jacking off as a hobby I'm sorry to say but you're fucking addicted and have basically turned it into a routine.
That is not what an addiction is.
Literally yes.
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/sex-pleasure-and-sexual-dysfunction/masturbation/masturbation-healthy
https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a19534050/5-reasons-you-should-masturbate-tonight/
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/24332-masturbation
Cool, but jacking off regularly just doesn't feel as good and that's enough of a reason for me to not do it every day.
My empirical evidence >>>> all """peer-reviewed""" bullshit you can possibly post.
Did you even read what you posted. Even these studies say it should be done in moderation
I mean I feel like pornography and excessive masturbation can very easily become unhealthy, and that's the problem a lot more people have nowadays, especially with how easy it is to access the internet, when I was younger I saw so much weird and fucked up porn, and ended up talking with pedophiles, yet somehow I still feel lucky that I didn't become a gore junkie, and that I saw actual sex ed websites along with the porn so I had some idea of what normal sex, and healthy weird sex, were like.
i get a boner from women talking. i have been a porn addict for 12 years.
Good fucking thing Jesus Christ
I get aroused constantly, I can't get into a pool because the water makes me so comfortable I pop a boner
I get hard when I brush against a random girl, I'm deadly afraid of close spaces like buses or elevators because some girl may accidentally push against my boner
I don't know what to do, should I tape it? Would that be bad for me?
I regularly jerk off to the same two or three kinds of (weird) stuff every day with no extra effort needed
>and it becomes a meaningless thing you do out of habit.
Uh is there supposed to be meaning to jerking off? I just do it so that I don't get random boners during the day.
it's nice to have investigative journalism
Sorry Cinemaphile, I'm gonna have to side with Sleepycast on this one and not because I agree with them or even read this picture or knew there was a conflict, but because Cinemaphile is fucking awful.
Now that I'm reading this, I'm 100% convinced this was made by Zach and Chris.
>if you dont like to polish your shaft on a daily basis then you are an antifapist, porn hater and a bigot
>noooo, my brain is working perfectly fine
>thats why I'm gonna keep doing this only thing that I'm totally NOT addicted to, you nig- I mean, ne-o-pu-ri-tan
Case in point.
t. Neopuritan
t. sneakerhead
who could possibly give a shit about this one way or another?
It's true. Every last letter.
Whoever took the time to make this has crippling autism, and possibly schizophrenia.
They’ve literally said “we’re in the pit with you” regarding the porn stuff. And Zach has at several points talked about experiences with cigars, edibles, shrooms, etc. Especially considering their whole humor style, the idea that they’re on some Christian puritan propaganda crusade is nothing less than batshit insane
It could be a troll but it’s pretty believable for a coomer to cope this hard
But he heckin joked about George Carlin, he's clearly an evil alt-right chud!
>we're in the pit with you
so what they're saying is that zach and chris are porn addicts who project their shortcomings onto other people
ex porn addicts.
And current snuff addicts. Well, Zach at least, I remember Chris saying he doesn't have the stomach for things like cartel execution videos he had when he was younger.
most millennials have been watching gore since early childhood. zoomers probably too. i personally think gore and shock videos are disgusting and always have, but i'm 31 and quite literally every kid i knew growing up loved watching intense gore and would talk about it at school.
Watching clumsy Chinese die is funny.
>when he was younger.
If you had been alive and on the internet during that time you would get it, newfriend.
If they're ex porn addicts, how are they in the pit?
cause they probably still relapse occasionally and know the struggle.
And if they didn't struggle with porn then you would just say that they're a bunch of sex-hating low libido incels. And if they were women they you would just say they're jealous. What would a person have to be or had to have (or have not) done in order for you to see their critical stance on porn as reasonable? Or do you just think there is nothing reasonable about being critical of porn usage in the same way that there's nothing reasonable about someone who claims that the act of eating, even eating healthy and with moderation, is harmful and immoral?
>all the Oneyplays fans are aware of the schizo now
My fucking sides
How convinient. The minute Oney calls the schizo out, and the schizo is NOWHERE to be found.
He showed up in the Cinemaphile thread the other day, went to around 620 posts or something like that.
I’m telling you guys Zach is the schizo.
These threads keep proving that image correct. Puritans are so predictable.
Honestly how
The same posts, talking points and "explanations" as usual. It's all self evident.
What does that mean
It means he thinks he's won because they're "regurgitating the same talking points against him", while he regurgitates the same talking points about Oney.
It's an "I win, you lose" argument.
There's no winning with you people. You're just obvious to spot.
Ok you got me. I work for the Pope to convert everyone and their mangy dogs into puritan Christians, starting with Cinemaphile.
Watcha gonna do about it?
Said the schizo with the same posts, the same usual train of thought, etc etc.
See, I can do it too, you're not special
If I were to hazard a guess, it's the "everyone hates me, therefore I am right" train of thought. Something about "being on the right path if you encounter more enemies"
What, you getting called out for bullshit?
I guess creationists are proven right by that logic.
>"shitting in a diaper and masturbating to it isn't normal"
>"oh wow we got a fucking neopuritain over here"
So it's not normal. But is it morally wrong?
Depends on where you get your morals from
>is eating shit morally wrong?
YES
What makes it immoral, instead of merely disgusting and cringe?
It's killing yourself, there is so much bacteria in your shit even inside the body. Food poisoning is usally caused by feces
What if I don't use real feces, but I smoosh up bananas or marshmallows and pretend that it's feces? Then is it okay?
then it's both wrong and extra gay, if you're going to sin at least do it like a man
No
YOUR BODY IS NOT A PLACE TO MAKE A PINA COLADA MILKSHAKE
It’s biologically wrong. Disease spreading retards is what it is.
It's mental illness. It's not morally wrong. Normalizing it is.
morally wrong yes, illegal no
Probably, but legally it’s not. Having a diaper fetish isn’t against the law so long as no children are involved. It’s just weird and gross to a good chunk of people, nothing more.
You're the only one talking about diapers and applying that to everyone who has ever watched porn
t.
What's next, schizo? What's your next move? You're gonna shit out MORE posts about how much of a christian Zach is? You're gonna spam the board with more off topic poorly drawn pin ups?
Go ahead. Do your worse.
What a ficking chicken
Here I am. The Puritan you've always wanted me to admit. Zach Haydel in the flesh. Come and get me.
If you had a small pocket-sized coomer in your pocket would you torture it?
Probably, the same way Donald Trump would to Linkara.
is it a coomer or a clone of a coomer?
What's the difference?
Hehehe HEY LOIS
THERE HE IS
GET HIM THE HELL OUTTA HERE
DONT GIVE HIM HIS JACKET
Does literally every fanbase get a schizo who posts the same arguments 24/7?
season 2 of smiling friends was literally delayed because all the staff quit out of disgust for zachs neopuritanism though
Being a preachy fuck will do that
Sauce? Lemme guess, NDA?
It's sadly the only indicator that you're truly successful. Look at Mori Calliope. /vt/ despises her.
the source is your ceiling, right next to the word "gullible" which is written on it
It's sarcasm.
>Mori Calliope
For my own wellbeing, I stay pretty casual when it comes to vtubers, but she's one of my favorites.
Although I do suspect she's fat.
More like she's big, as in she's tall.
Cope. Don’t lie to the man, brother.
Mori Calliope is Demon Dice. She doesn't look that fat to me. I'd say about average based on pictures and YouTube appearances
>Although I do suspect she's fat.
Not as bad as many would have you believe, although I got to wonder how you gain weight living in japan.
>It's sadly the only indicator that you're truly successful.
That's not even true. Some freaks fixate on things literally nobody else cares about.
Like the Cinemaphile autist that makes threads about that kevin show
We got cuckbeats spreading cope in Oney threads now? Puh lease
I never knew about this schizo until now and I wish I could go back.
This is one of those situations where even if the schizo was right, it would just make me like Zach more. Presenting positive traits as negative.
Save this kind of thing so we have evidence when they claim they never said that.
Wasn't this chart taken down by their creators after they got mocked for it?
Why isn't there a /yt/ youtuber board or a /gos/ gossip
It's gay as hell but I love hearing you guys come up with shit on people I watch
It's called kiwifarms.
Isn't that place effectively destroyed?
Coomers btfo
The schizo is just Zack trying to fuck with Chris.
Or it's Chris trying to fuck with Zack. Either way the schizo is not real.
The schizo is me trying to to fuck with you, zach and chris are just characters I invented to have more strings in the web of lies
The schizo is Spider-Adam, getting revenge for Zach outing his cleptomania at the Nickelodeon offices.
saying it's bad to not have impulse control makes you a fucking nazi. I'm sorry it just does.
The thread was on page 10, why necrobump it
Why not?
Kill all sneakerheads.
So one diaperfag got upset and now we have to put up with his autism indefinitely
Yeah basically
this garbage is assy mcgee 2.0
i hope the people who greenlit and made it get cancer
literally fursecution 2.0 and extremely bigotry what do they have against us diaper/scat fetishists?
FINISH VISAGE YOU COWARDS
>Cinemaphile will still try to gaslight me that this show isn't being astroturfed on here or Cinemaphile despite Zach confirming he browses here
It ins't, shows that are actually being astroturfed here are Kiff and Amphibia, those shows can barely make 100k views and somehow they always have several threads at any time.
i too would be offended if i was a diaperfur scat fetishist coomer who also looks like saberspark irl being called out by someone like psychicpebbles
Both are ugly
Saberspark is just fat, he looks like he's got potential to be handsome and Zach isn't ugly, he's just not what people where expecting him to look like.
zach unironically looks good because he's well groomed. he's objectively weird looking but he's proof if you have a good personality and take care of yourself it goes a long way.
Zach looks like he just finished masturbating for multiple hours per day and was caught red cheeked.
Saberspark is Armenian?
more like god's chosen people
Watching some of the AS livestreams with him really changed his content for me. Its totally different knowing he's probably mugging the camera making a Jim from The Office face the whole time.
This, Zach mews so hard for photos
Are you kidding, one of Zach's most famous attributes was the general lack of photos of him for the longest time
I know a Turkish guy who looks identical to Zach
Zach looks like he’s partially trying to cosplay as wolverine
Zach’s cute rosy cheeks
>Greek Orthodox
>a shitskin is telling me to kill myself
lmao
>not knowing what a Greek Orthodox is
I'm lmaoing at the level of retardation of the inbred hicks. Tell me, Flyover Fred, is your sister your wife? Or just your aunt? Regardless, as a coastal elite your jealously is palpable. I relish it.
fuck anon just rub some skin whitening cream on ya, do more than this bitching in disguise of spreading 'truth'
tell us why you sperged out about the Almighty at a random post, pretty please
>as a coastal elite
You ruined it, no true costal elite would call they/themself a costal elite.
Why not? I'm literally better than you.
Skin whitening? I'm Ukrainian, my dude, and have been living here in the States for 20+ years. I'm whiter than you, hick.
Whiter than you, redneck.
At least keep your story straight if you're going to commit to the RP.
still whiter than you
also, educate yourself on what Greek Orthodox means, dumdum
Are you the guy who made this image?
Are you the schizo who thinks Smiling Friends is "anti porn"?
You're not even the original smiling schizo!
Sad, honestly.
overly hairy turkoid freak
>ethnic europeans arent hairy
What?
nice fucking lump
real white people are not that hairy on the inside of their arms
The big hook nose is coming. I Can sense it
>competing to see who can be the most white
kek
fat
>I'm Ukrainian
Ah, that explains it.
ask me how I know you're a virgin
hohol spok
Come to think of it, the original neopuritan schizo said that he was black, if I remember correctly.
What is it with non-whites and and anti-masturbation seething?
Inferiority complex since they have no self-control?
Calm down darkie.
Shit I'd be an athiest too if god made me greek, compared to that hell sounds nice
what a fucking bizarre thread, what exactly was the point here? i see it going in 20 directions none of which make any sense, besides the two people pointing out that chris and zach just see the reality of what being a coomer is like, everyone else is on this autistic stream of thought that doesn't have an end goal.
It's just one bored homosexual pretending to be some other crazy homosexual.
>point
No point, no meaning, and no purpose. Only chaos
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You should try out heroin. I hear it's pretty good
I still can't believe Zach is so handsome.
It is so fucking weird seeing Zach's voice come out of somebody. It feels deepfaked.
THEYRE HERE I KNOW IT
Plot twist, the schizo is Chris or Zach
What if the schizo is actually Tomar?
Do we even know Tomar's family background beyond "is israeli"? Because Tomar is both an Indian surname and a town in Portugal.
His DNA test came back 98% Ashkenazi
>98% nazi
It all makes sense!
I am not going to watch Smiling Friends. The creators sound like obnoxious homosexuals.
uuuhhhhhh wtf is this? why would this be on zach's official wikipedia page?
Why is this board so gay for Zach?
He has such a seductive voice.
I coom to coom my friends, I do not think any further beyond that. I watched smiling friends and I didn't even make a connection, I just coom.
and further to this, I just saw the picture mention coomers and skipped over all the comments. I do not even know the context of this supposed conflict, I literally just coom and wanted people to know that. That is a coomer.
>this whole thread
>this whole website
>this whole decade
the archetype of people who are owned by porn being made fun of deserve a word more direct than incel
Why does this feel like you guys are talking about something else than what they are talking about?
thats part of the skitzo because lets play watchers are insane
>neopuritian schizo was right
>Smiling Friends is anti-diaper masturbation propaganda that brainwashes children into converting to Baptist Christianity
What a timeline.
>schizo insists this is still bad
The real fly in the soup of this whole affair is the serious defense of being a porn addicted shut in.
How do we stop Zach from taking our diapers?
Lock your doors, bar your windows
You’ll never know where he may appear and do his iconic screech
Piss, shit, and cum in them, obviously.
I haven't slept in 2 days which I'd normally be able to push past but my brain is melting right now so can some anon just spoon feed me as to what the fuck is going on?
please
Zach and me schizo post here sometimes we do alittle trolling
zach can you please make charlie x charlie real just hit up vivz and pull some strings thank you
Would Charlie and Charlie get along with each other?
I hate Christians so fucking much
What are your thoughts on Wollongong?
Idk I kinda like Adam, I don’t really hate any host.
Hello Chris, please play games that are not boring.
i hope they did more ai shit or browsing the web videos. the trump ai pictures were hilarious, that entire video was gold.
Zach please get us some updates on s2
it'll be out when its out.
We like that. Great work ethic!
For me it's Cory talking about Sonic
true dat, unfortunately so
Sweet
devout catholicpilled neopuritans everyone
?t=864
YES I jerk off a lot, YES I use doordash, YES I smoke weed, YES I love Marvel, but
THAT'S
NOT
ME
I just jerk off to big furry tits when I shower once a day, idk what's so hard about limiting it to that.
Its probably a lot harder to become addicted or obsessed if you have to use your imagination
That would probably be true but I also have no qualms about taking my phone into the shower which is the real addiction
There's some fucking sneakerheads in this thread, it couldn't be more obvious.
We really do need sneakerhead genocide. Maybe the Puerto Ricans should be spared in exchange for helping implement a final solution to the sneakerhead question.
C'mon man
Gonna be honest: I don't think that the guys who pal(led) around with people like Shadman, Dingdong, Julian, and Spazkid are "puritans".
i am the schizo they are talking about, its me
Ok, so far as I understand smiling friends, is anti-porn… ok so what? What’s the fucking problem? It’s not like sf even can change a perception of po-THIS IS RETARDED
What the fuck, this thread's got puritan schizics.
I haven't heard Chris laugh so hard in a while at wakanda vision.
>Fuck, Marry , Kill
Zach , Chris or Lyle
Chris, Zach, and Lyle were isekai'd to the cockney orphan dimension and have a genuinely miserable time.
>Wot're yew supposed ta be?
>Live in a crack house with a dozen other guys filled with maggots and roaches
>Avoid vices like drugs and porn
>Get a hot girlfriend and get a hit show on Adult Swim
Hmm
Always remember, there's like a 100 percent chance that at least one of these guys are involved with CP. Maybe even a few underage fans gotten taken back to the cabin from cons.
No need to speculate about that,
>Shadman
was part of the group for a while.
If you had a tiny perfect copy of the smiling friends schizo poster would you torture him by not letting him watch porn or jerk off?
He hasn't done anything
They were wrong about there being just one schizo, there's a whole thread of them right here
You guys are obsessed
Hi guys, not zach hadel here.
Next smiling friends episode will be a timelapse of Mr.Boss gooning for 7 hours set to classical music.
Hope that clears up any questions or concerns.
>It's like the Minority Report forensic scene
>Mr Boss has a full holographic suite of the most degenerate porn just floating around him and grabs and zooms on random scenes to over stimulate himself
will he use his bimblar unleashed gauntlet?