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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    numpty-ass commentary

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >park the car in the parking garage and escape on foot while there no cops?
    >no! I'll keep driving

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't Drive™

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why not? It worked in the movie and these idiots always get caught.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          annddd the cops are here now. What a fricking idiot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You forget all the chopper coverage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >park the car while there are no cops yet
        >take off your jacket
        >walk out and blend in because the helicopter doesnt know what you look like

        criminality is wasted on the stupid

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I also love Drive (2011) starring Ryan Gosling

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know what the frick you are talking about nerd. This is literally what he should've done before the cops shown up. Do you have a better idea?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cue Nightcall by Kavinsky

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But it's broad daylight. Would this still work?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the news gotta snitch

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zzzz..

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who steals a car at noon?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why steal a pickup?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slow news day

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part of these chases is always when the helicopter has to refuel.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm writing down all the blown stop signs so I can help the cops write really good tickets for this guy. Just doing my part. The helicopter man told me to

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of jail time do you get for a chase? Seems fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      buddy of mine only had to do 2 weeks but lost his license for a couple years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends if you're white or brown.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do cars ever escape during these televised chases?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think I saw it once where the guy escaped through a highway construction zone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's happened before

      There's more if you look on youtube

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is 10 minutes from me, should i go handle this myself?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do it, it's pretty boring so far.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stand on the side of the road with a sign to Cinemaphile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, your country needs you anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Waste him anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was that you without the shirt?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmfao the red car cut off the police.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pick N roll

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the red car made it more interesting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was helpin out the homies

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED UP
    THE SNEED THREADS
    THE CUCΚ THREADS
    EVERY MOTHERFRICKING THREAD!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh my god, no one is driving the car

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Obviously a Ford Explorer truck
    >News caster calls it a Ranger
    Why are they so fricking stupid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Obviously a Ford Explorer truck
      Doesn't look like an SUV to me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Ford Explorer is also a (really shitty) truck

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If your car is stolen and used in a chase and is destroyed , does insurance even cover that or are you fricked?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends what coverage you have. If you have comprehensive, yes, it covers it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yeah, just gotta feel bad for whoever owns this truck and what's gonna happen to it.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >live chase
    kino. why don't they just nuke the truck from orbit?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't chase them at all. I would give them the vehicle, and that's what no one did.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    favorite high speed pursuit?
    for me its the dude who went 4mph for hours on the interstate. the seethe he created was unmatched

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek I remember that thread, I stopped watching because I didn't want to wait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy who decided to go on foot but forgot how fast the car was going

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't he run in the air so he would be able to run when exiting the car?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What was his plan here?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think went through his mind at this moment?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >D'OH!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >OH FU-
          Lights out. Traumatic brain injury. Never the same again.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are trucks really the best vehicles to have in a chase

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dumbledore dies

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alhambra
    >san gabriel
    jesus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah its almost like part of this country was settled by Spain or something haha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine living anywhere near there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron post of the thread. Its like the names are from when California was Mexico.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a shirtless guy, anon is that you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that was my tree, that fricker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, it's me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spread your ass next time.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LAMP POST DOWN
    LAMP POST DOWN

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf was that?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    POLES BTFO

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that lamp post or whatever went down pretty easy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      crisis actor lamp post

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    POLEgayS BTFO

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When do they dispatch the Special Response Unit to engage in Hot Pursuit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Officier Cross you're cleared to take the suspect out

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ROADKING

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >U turn back towards the cops
    you ain't Light Yagami bro

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't youtube let you watch picture-in-picture?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile x, bro. You can embed youtube in the page.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im watching it on p&p in chrome right now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How? Did you download an extension or is there something obvious that I'm missing?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just use the standard chrome p&p extension. pretty sure it's made by google itself.

          idk I just press the button that gets added to the browser and the video pops out

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can any anon point to this picture and tell whats wrong?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MY LAWN YOU MOTHER FRICK GODDAMNIT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That curb doesn't look like its regulation height. Council been skimping

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That homeowner is watering their lawn during a drought.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we haven't been in a drought for years :^)

        check our reservoir levels bro

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Americans ex-CA will continue saying
          >muh drought, muh water from neighbor states
          for all eternity. Facts don't matter.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost like this guy WANTS to spend a night in jail! - Helicopter commentary guy, over and over

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't he wasted anyone? Run over a kid or something jesus

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    INSTANT REPLAY

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He split in two

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GUY ON A BIKE™

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he has to do the ryan gosling thing in drive, go to a parking place and escape right there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't the parking deck have security cameras and that would ID him?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's why you put on a ball cap and take off your signature scorpion jacket, revealing another, more form-fitting jacket underneath

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HE STOPPED

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a real GTA one a few years ago where the guy took three cars in a row or something.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And we're off again. Why did the guy stop, did he put instructions into google maps?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah probably putting into google maps "ESCAPE ROUTE"

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he or she
    Wouldnt want to misgender the criminal while they are actively committing a crime....inclusion is the most important thing

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stops in the middle of the road to check the thread

  48. 2 weeks ago
    fags are gay

    >its over
    i always miss it

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ALHARAMBRE

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't he just pull into a shop to get his car painted?

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stops the chase to goon and pop another zyn

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's too dangerous for the cops to follow a small truck going 30mph on residential roads
    I wonder why US police get such a bad rap?

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sneed

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet the cop who did the pit maneuver is screaming in his car, "ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME?!"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ENTIRE
      TEAM
      OUT
      FRICKIN
      PLAYED

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he just has to go into a tunnel to lose the helicopter. Did this guy never play above wanted level 3?

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >following traffic laws in the middle of police chase

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      respectfur dispray

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      olly olly oxen free

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BLAST HIM WITH PISS

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >olly olly ox and tree
    That's not the phrase

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Driver is white, which why they stopped chasing

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HE OR SHE
    >HE OR SHE
    >HE OR SHE
    What if it's both why is the news lady so insensitive?

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This monster is sinisterly taunting police by stopping at stop signs.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Palos Verdes
      The yard he crashed into is probably worth more than the car.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >olly olly ox and tree

    WHAT THE FRICK DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just park homie, just walk away homie, come on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is what the cops want to happen. The threat ends, the cops pick up camera footage nearby and arrest the guy the next day.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got any other images?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >steal car
    >cop don't chase you because it's too dangerous
    >get free car
    Is it that easy?

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Passes cop and cop just keeps driving in the other direction
    Not my fricking problem, my shift ends in 10 minutes

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CA cops beyond cucked, just drove by and didn’t even turn around

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cops literally ignoring the driver
    >news desperately trying to make excuses for them not doing their job

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't he need to stop for a shit?

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOLD THE LINE

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cops are giving up
    Holy shit. The state of LEOs

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Olly olly oxen free" is a phrase used in children's games like hide-and-seek to signal that the game is over and players can come out without penalty. It's a truce term that means "all who are out may come in without penalty". The phrase may have evolved from older children's game phrases, such as "All in, all in, everybody out in free". Some say it may be a corruption of the German phrase "alle, alle, auch sind frei", which means "all, all, are also free". Others suggest it may be based on the Greek phrase "Óloi óloi éxo", which translates to "everybody everybody out".

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a white arm, it's a white guy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Michael Jackson

      SHAMONE

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tell me about Driver why does he or she stay on the road

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly these cops need to get on the mandatory TRT. If they were all jacked up on superhuman levels of testosterone there's no way they'd give up the hunt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We don't need cops in real life to act like they do in GTA, cars piling up on each other to catch the suspect, causing millions in wanton damage.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stolen vehicle
    >cops call off pursuit
    >pull in to a parking garage
    >pull back out of parking garage
    moron should have just bailed in the garage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he should just park it in the parking garage and steal another one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stealing cars isn't really that easy. He can't reliably just steal another car unless he does it with extreme force

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not even slowing down to blow through stop signs

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why isn't the audience showing him support and giving him gas and water to continue?

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is fricking boring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is now, the police officers stopped the fun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no fun allowed in biden's america

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >try to make police chase you to prove that you matter
    >ignored by the police
    cucked

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HE RAN THAT RED LIGHT! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S DONE THIS!

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Or Her
    When the frick is it ever a HER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, we NEED more women car thieves. For too long has this been a male-dominated crime.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HE WOn

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 troonymod finishes dilating and deletes this thread and then bans everyone because he will never be a woman.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY LOST HIM!

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna just drive my car like this regularly now
    >go around people and make right turns
    >cross double yellow at my leisure
    >run red lights where convenient
    Cop sees me just continue until they give up

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They fricking blew it... THIS is our Fox 11 news team? Sad.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HE MADE IT
    HE GOT OFF SCOTT FREE

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >him ~~*or her*~~
    Why does she keep saying this? Is somebody gonna complain if we dont insinuate women love to commit crimes as much as men?

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EMBARASSING

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile won bro

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The helicopter guy is fricking annoying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they'd shut the frick up every now and then but thats just impossible

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We won bros. He's free. ACAB

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oof

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They lost him while he was just out on open streets
    Shamefur dispray

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shameful display

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for shame

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I saw a similar truck and I wonder do they know Eachother?
    >well not know each other but they look similar
    Based actual moron news woman

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Truly inspirational and majestic. He fricking did it, and that early-2000s shitbox truck is now his.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lost in the sea of white trucks
    I thought this was going to happen at the intersection when there was one behind and across.

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE LOST HIM HE WAS DRIVING AT 30 MPH ON THE OPEN STREETS IT WAS TOO FAST TO KEEP UP WITH!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MONICAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They'll find him in a few minutes or I'll chop off my dick. Screenshot this

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    T O T A L
    P O L E
    D E A T H

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't the cops ram that motherfricker? Is it some kind of California homosexual law that they can't use force against criminals?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He might be black, so they can't risk hurting him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know that scene in The Other Guys where they cause ten million dolars in property damage to arrest some guys with an ounce of weed?
      Civilized states decided that's bad.

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he won

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be aware about the choppers location
    >drive behind taller buildings to hide
    >put on cruise control and jump out of car
    >car comes back into choppers view
    >chopper follows empty car until it crashes
    >casually walk away
    Ez

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    QUICK FIND THE WHITE TRUCK

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >goes into a parking garage and comes back out instead of getting away
    >still gets away by just driving on open streets
    Based moron

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the hostage execution by pigs from earlier while were here

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So many white trucks

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was white. If it was a colored there would be 20 cops chasing him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, if he was colored the chances that he committed some other serious crime goes up exponentially.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >exponentially
        You can't have exponential growth with just two datapoints.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well you have white, asian, brown, black and other. You can plot an exponential chart with those points.

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    le funny tv anchor died on his way home from work

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully he was okay

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we like everyone else

    is this b***h really blaming us too?

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HE KILLED STU

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are like 30 white trucks on the screen at any particular time in this broadcast.

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did they not see him pull up behind that other white truck and then turn right when it went left. embarrassing

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this an every day occurrence or something special?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty common in california, they got lots of roads and lots of choppers to cover these.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      both

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STEW IS A MESS
    LOSING HIS SPAGHETTI LIVE ON AIR

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OH GOOOOOSH!!!

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >losing a fleeting suspect in 2024 where there's CCTV every 1 meter or so
    dafuq

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >where there's CCTV every 1 meter or so
      This is the US. Cops have to get citizens to provide doorbell footage and stuff, we don't have CCTVs like cuckland.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >CCTV
      >CC
      >Closed Circuit
      They don't have Samaritan monitoring all the footage live to track a suspect.

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH GOOOSSSSHHHHHH

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the helicopter crew now being hired based on diversity?

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the dude is smart, nows the time to ditch the truck

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it this white truck? no. Is it this white truck? no. Is it this white truck? no. Is it this white truck? no. Is it this white truck? no. Is it this white truck? no. Is it this white truck? no. Is it this white truck? no. Is it this white truck? no. Is it this white truck? no.

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OHHH GAAWWSH

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one side of a phone conversation

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AWWW GAAAAWWSH
    o-okay, please don't hang up ms. fox

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watching these bumbling idiots trying to find him is incredible

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They still have him here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Switched. Fox 11 has lost my eyeballs. This is why NBC 4 is Alhambra's true best name in news.

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got out to get some zin

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY FRICKED UP

    HE ESCAPED

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's probably stream sniping the news

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did she just assume xir gender

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing Where's Waldo on Garfield

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coming out the Garfield, leave the poor kitty alone

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER STEW

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over.

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only the finest in Alabama, a red state

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >turns gain to 11
    W H E R E?!

    H

    E

    R

    E
    ?!

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE GOT HIM BACK

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