Congratulation on obtain your power
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
So tell us what is your alias and how would you use your new powers
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stop making this gay thread
No
Maybe he will once you stop calling kettles black
>stop making classic Cinemaphile creativity threads.
off ur self lel.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Burst
I guess I'll call myself Blastwave
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Esoteric_Soul_Manipulation
I will go by brain-dead
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Napalm_Manipulation
Well there's not many safe or nice applications for this super power so I guess I'll just hunt invasive species or be somebody's bodyguard, maybe join the circus or start a YouTube channel where I burn things
I guess I'll be Petroman
Finally, I can end this fricking world once and for all.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Total_Erasure
The End
You win
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Satyr_Physiology
Cult time baby.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Somatosensory_Imprint
>never lose my wallet/keys/anything ever again (frick yeah)
Other than that I guess get a job as someone who ensures that things go to where they're going?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Esoteric_Sun_Generation
I cuck all of you. /thread
My name is Megatherma by the way.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Kusarigama_Proficiency
You know, I'm actually pretty cool with that. I'd probably just use it to make cool stunt videos on youtube or something but if I absolutely had to do the superhero thing I wouldn't mind being a gritty martial artist vigilante. I'd go by WhipSlash, it's dumb but in a charming sort of way I think.
We’ll my superpower happens to be Chocolate Ball Projection
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chocolate_Ball_Projection
I’m torn between calling myself “The Malteser Falcon” or “The Whopper.”
I’m American, and we don’t maltesers over here, we have whoppers. But the pun is pretty funny
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Impossible_Physiology
So I'm Giygas? Nice.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Life_Derivation
huh
i will be a chad and call myself the eternal
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mathematics_Embodiment
I'm Math-man, and I can finally solve my depression.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Letter_Mimicry
God damnit, I got the fricking Ice T powers. Illiterates beware.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Particle_Acceleration
The Atom Smasher
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Balloon_Bomb_Generation
>what is your alias
Bottle Rocket
>how would you use your new powers
Terrorist, killing little children at county fairs, dropping blimps into cities
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Psionics_Bestowal
Well, shit
You just became the richest motherfricker who ever lived, what are you "Well, shit"-ing about?
I think that it implied that you need psionic power to give.
Sticker Transmutation
>The user can transform matter and objects, including living beings, into stickers.
Alias
>Sticky Fingers
Assuming I can turn the items I make into stickers back, I could probably make a fortune as a smuggler or a thief. Otherwise, I'll just become a hired gun who specialises in the completely untraceable murder method of turning my victims into stickers and adding them to my sticker book.
>Alicorn Physiology.
Fricks sake. I became a Brony's fetish.
RUN lil clopper!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Card_Cutting
3-card Monte
>Not working with a full deck but when villains think they have an upperhand I always have an ace up my sleeve.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Self-Aura_Manipulation
I'm a literal glowie. Time to join the fbi.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Multiverse_Destruction
Frick good is this if I live in the multiverse
You can destroy all of shitty "multiverse" popping up in fiction. Start with R&M.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendent_Superior_Human_Physiology
I've never won anything in my goddamn life. Finally feel like I've achieved something. I shall name myself Paramount.
>indominable sexuality
So... I just make everyone around me uncontrollably horny?
Flamer
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Rainbow_Absorption
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Brain_Empowerment
I'd call myself Sweets and stick to the completely sane and normal option of eating safely prepared and cooked sweetbread for power.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Digital_Form
Call me Turbo
I rent my services to anyone who needs any computer system hacked, then spend most my time living in hentai world.
I can vacuum.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Vacuum_Attacks
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cake_Manipulation
I open the fastest bakery in existence and call myself the Cake Crusader.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendent_Chi_Manipulation
God qi is the most moronic and underdeveloped concept introduced in DBS.
I would probably pretend to obtain it from training or enlightenment or something then go with Master [Chinese Surname that isn't mine or I just go with mine because it is basically the Chinese equivalent of Smith). I would probably see if I can unlock regular qi (for me or other however the frick this works) or something then start a martial arts school when I'm older. Overall I would hide my powerlevel until I full understand what I want to do with it.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Haishaku_Physiology
Has to be the weirdest one I ever got
Call me Charlie St. Cloud
Extinction Manipulation
>User can decide, determine and manipulate the causes(s) of of a species' extinction, allowing them to determine and control when, how, where, and why a species goes extinct and even induce the circumstances/events that will lead to the species' appointed extinction.
Wow. So basically I can end humanity at any time. I'm uncomfortable.
You could kill off Mosquitoes.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ultraviolet_Perception
On one hand pretty useful. On the other pretty squicky if I can't turn it off. Seeing stains, dirt, germs and other stuff in detail will ruin my appetite.
This power is so useful...wow.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Corruption_Immunity
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Corruption_Immunity
So what? You can take any drug without getting addicted?
Hey buddy, want all the riches in the world?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bio-Solar_Dynamo
The Lightbringer!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Power_Cord_Protrusion
I am...RECHARGER! Any place, any time, I will charge up your phone, tablet or EV! Reasonable rates.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Lou_Carcolh_Physiology
Behold...
I am Snailord!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Milk_Manipulation
MILF Controller
>ability recharging
:-/
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Inducement
Shit, I got a raw deal from this power
I guess I’ll call myself Master Mind
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Human_Monster_Physiology
Well since this doesn't specify what sort of monster, I'm going to go ahead and say "Shoggoth".
I don't think I'd have a battle cry, just exploding into a "a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish" and "Formless protoplasm able to mock and reflect all forms and organs and processes - viscous agglutinations of bubbling cells - rubbery fifteen-foot spheroids infinitely plastic and ductile" when shit gets real.
Absorb some motherfrickers, tear off a few heads, leave a faint trace of slime.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cosmic_Otherness
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Event_Negation
My powers allow me to negate my death whenever it happens. I'd probably try to hide and avoid conflict. Some autistic villain might capture me for some grand plan using my negation powers. I'm probably gonna be a plot device a lot.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chaos_Deity_Physiology
Dunno if I'd lean more onto "Khorne" or "Tzeentch", but I've always been the type to love me some havoc
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bionic_Dragon_Physiology
So I can transform into a giant robot Dragon
that's pretty badass wonder if I can make a quick OC out of this
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Future_Sight_Bestowal
I'd call myself Mr. Omen and hang out in bars and give it to a random patron or drinking buddy of my choosing each night.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hinnagami_Physiology
haunt people i guess
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Meta_Crafting
I guess I would just become a trillionaire and solve all the worlds' problems. I would call myself Daedalus or Hephaestus
in very sexual ways
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dependency_Manipulation
hmmm
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Madness_Infusion
I'll call myself Mania
Now who wants to be my archenemy
Frick yes!!!
HOME MANIPULATION!
ALL YOU HGTV FRICKS BETTER GET READY!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:The_Devil
Well shit guess i'm the BBG.
I will rape Magik https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Gestalt_Dragon_Physiology
I’m the 1%
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Monetary_Manipulation
I come strutting myself out like tic flair or Vince McMan in the superhero world I’m my own hype man, you know what makes the world go round me. You want to stop a bank robbery please I have the bank stop the robbers get on my level.
Wouldn't you need to carry thousands of dollars in bills around you for this power to be useful in any time someone isn't robbing a bank?
What part of the Rick Flair and Vince McMan of superhero’s didn’t you understand? Also not really I could use money from parking meters and civilians and manipulate gold and silver which would also mean copper cause of pennys so copper wore in a city super easy to find.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Aether_Constructs
I'll call myself Hydrogen, and this power is useless in our universe so I might as well have an unrelated name.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Possibility_Reconstruction
Finally I can get some b***hes.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Architecture_Magic
I am FRANK LLOYD MIGHT
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Judgement_Manipulation
PORN BEING POSTED ON A BLUE BOARD? moronS SPAMMING THREADS? ANYTHING VAGUELY POLITICAL? NEVER FEAR POWER JANNY IS HERE. I GO OUT INTO THE PUBLIC AND TELL PEOPLE OFF FOR DOING THINGS I DON'T LIKE. NO JAY WALKING, NO LITTERING, NO SIGNS AND MOST OF ALL NO HAVING FUN. IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME THE CITY WOULD FALL INTO MORAL DECAY. I EVEN DO IT WITHOUT PAY.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Phobiology_Mastery
Pharmaceuticals of course, if scarecrow can make a gas that loosens inhibition, who not make it way watered down and start selling it as anti-depressant. If the Scarecrow is ever on the big screen again he needs to be a pharma guy, fricking with the mental chemistry of people for the pleasure/profit of it.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Apocalyptic_Music_Manipulation
The Walls of Jericho are collapsing Gabriel blows his horn
the end is nigh
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Live-Action_Physics
Lame
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Leadership_Manipulation
Looks interesting, but i don't understand if it's reality bending or just mind control.
Whatever the case, I'm calling myself Illuminati and vow to only use my powers when i feel the current leadership is unsalvageable.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Consequence_Creation
I am Metagame and no matter how you try to stop me the results will be that you're gay.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Force_Magic
Dr. StrangeFate
I will cure everyone here back to normal.
>Transcendence Inducement
How is that even a power? Whatever. Guess I'm the bad guy then.
>This world has a new order. It has a new god.
Hope y'all won't be missing shitty movies.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Villainous
Call me Mr. Evil
I vow to either take over the world or become the ultimate contratian
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
How in the everliving frick is this a superpower?
wrong link
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Challenge_Manipulation
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fire_Wave_Emission
I'm gonna be Heatwave. A pyromaniac that likes seeing the world burns.
Totally predictable I know.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mystical_Conversion
>Power to convert a being into another type of
being through the use of magic
I'd probably sell my powers for ridiculous amounts of money, except I would lie to them that i can't change them into whatever body the want, it's just random, I'd also make fun of trannies, turn all FtM manlets with small dicks and all MtF as manish as possible, give them extra levels of hair growth and introduce painful periods, but still unable to give birth and if they ever ask to turn them back, I'd say i can't do that, only turn them into a different version of themself with all the extra stuff.
And If all of this backfires and I somebody gets too upset and tries to kill me, I can give myself a new body and vanish from public eye.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Subconscious_Walking
subconscious walking
>described as subconscious manipulation
time to become the king of glowies
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Air_Pirate
Time to crash an airship into a skyscraper.
Geokinetically Enhanced Condition…I CAN THROW ROCKS FRICK YEAH
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Electromagnetic_Pulse_Emission
You guys want your enemies technology to go zap and die? Just call me and for the right price I'll work for you. I also have a side job as a government spec ops agent. Just so you know.