Constantine 2

https://screencrush.com/constantine-2/

>keanu is back
>stormare is back
>lawrence is back

Yeah, I am thinking: Constantine bros, WE WON

  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    First flick was shite, who cares

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Damn... Mate, have you been raped constantly as a child?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      First movie was the only time christian mythology was cool.

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    #notmyconstantine

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I like Keanu and his Constantine film was okay, but it didn't feel like the comics and the dude is pushing 60. I think Matt Ryan should be given a smaller budget film. I like his take, but he was stuck on shit shows.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      They almost made him black for the new movie

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't this make you angry?
        >tweet how angry you are!

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >movie
        It was a show for HBOMax.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      regardless of how shit CW shows are, this dude is 100 percent constantine

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        yeap.

        >instead of a black british Constantine we get a white American Constantine
        Who knew there was a monkeypaw scenario for this?

        considering we recently got a female constantine...

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >instead of a black british Constantine we get a white American Constantine
    Who knew there was a monkeypaw scenario for this?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Keanu is poc so everybody’s happy

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        nah in the name of whites we claim Keanu

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Nah,

          Keanu is poc so everybody’s happy

          is right. Keanu is 1/8th Moortoguese, so that makes him a brown POC.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Still not British. Can't even do the accent. Did you SEE Coppola's Dracula?!

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >no idris elba constantine
      Sad.

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the film, but I never liked Keanu's Constantine. It wasn't bad, but it was nothing special at all. Stormare was a great Lucifer, but again I would have preferred a better casting. Someone who actually looks like Lucifer Morningstar from the comics.

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Well that didn't take long. He solicited it on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon as I recall just about 4 months ago.

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Eh I might actually watch it, why not.

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess, female appears and is better at everything while he grovels at her boots

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      if it's Zatanna or Madame Xanadu i'll agree to it. unless they are bleck

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        There was a moron in the first movie but I think sjw didn’t like it because it fell into stereotype of magical Black or something like that

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Papa Midnite is supposed to be black. Nothing wrong with him. Hell they can even keep Constantine's half black daughter. Just dont want them swapping again

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    that came out of nowhere

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    fucking yes

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    version of a British character

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Americanized
      pretty sure he's still an American character anon

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        > a British character who lives mostly around London created by a British writer with many notable runs by British writers and is published by an American comics company
        >this makes him an American character

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >published by an American comics company
          that's all you needed to say
          also Alan Moore is not the sole creator

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just in time for Bayonetta 3. It's basically the same IP

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    i wish they would make a real hellblazer movie and with an actor who looks like constantine. the fist one was kind lame and utterly forgettable. john is such a great character, he deserves waaay better

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      If you watch the season that was on CBS, it's quite decent

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        i've watched it and it was ok, but it was too 'made for TV' didn't capture the mood and misery of the comics. i also hated that it took place in usa

        the actor was a great fit tho

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          fair enough
          it'll probably turn out like sandman did though

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah, I'll save you again Constantine!

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the original a little while ago and remember fuckall about it

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    is there something wrong with the 1080p rip on rar b g?
    hiccuping video and stuttering audio.

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >HOLY FR*CK THAT MEDIOCRE MOVIE I VAGUELY REMEMBER ENJOYING 20-ISH YEARS AGO IS GETTING A SEQUEL?
    >WITH THE SAME ACTORS WHO WERE ALREADY MIDDLE AGED DURING THE FIRST ONE?
    >DUDE HOLY SH*T THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t stop Blade Runner 2 from being great

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      better than the all female and/or all black remakes we've been getting

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >it's okay for a hapa with black hair and brown eyes to play a blonde-haired, blue-eyed white character
    I love the contrast between the reception for the little mermaid trailer and keanu returning to this role. It's so transparent.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Its transparent that its sexism instead of racism? Or what?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      he's a good looking guy

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous
  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Constantine bros, WE WON
    Fuck off and die in eternal fire you fucking retarded cum guzzling netflix watching std ridden brain melted Schwabb dick sucking whore.

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Will we get Etrigan?:)

  20. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    so since John Wick does Keanu Reeves just have the same look in every movie he's in now?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      he's got that middle age fat chin and refuses to get surgery to get rid of it so he keeps the hobo beard to hide it

  21. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    is JJ Abrams involved in any capacity?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      He gets a producer credit because his studio was doing that Blacked Constantine show on HBOMax, but new WB bosses cancelled it and greenlit this.

      It is the same as Weinsteins got producing credit on LotR, or Jon Peters on Man of Steel.

  22. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    is this going to be another Matrix 4 disaster?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      If they wanted woke trash they could have easily continued with their woke hbo max show

  23. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT IF GOD AND HIS ANGELS........ WERE LE EVIL!!!! HEHEHEHEHE SO DEVILISHLY SUBVERSIVE!!

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      not sure you watched the same movie

  24. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    expect A THOUSAND more of these legacy sequels now that top gun maverick became the biggest film of the year.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Wish that would have come out before Disney's sequel trilogy. Maybe they would have not butchered them then.

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