https://screencrush.com/constantine-2/
>keanu is back
>stormare is back
>lawrence is back
Yeah, I am thinking: Constantine bros, WE WON
https://screencrush.com/constantine-2/
>keanu is back
>stormare is back
>lawrence is back
Yeah, I am thinking: Constantine bros, WE WON
First flick was shite, who cares
Damn... Mate, have you been raped constantly as a child?
First movie was the only time christian mythology was cool.
#notmyconstantine
I like Keanu and his Constantine film was okay, but it didn't feel like the comics and the dude is pushing 60. I think Matt Ryan should be given a smaller budget film. I like his take, but he was stuck on shit shows.
They almost made him black for the new movie
>doesn't this make you angry?
>tweet how angry you are!
>movie
It was a show for HBOMax.
regardless of how shit CW shows are, this dude is 100 percent constantine
yeap.
considering we recently got a female constantine...
>instead of a black british Constantine we get a white American Constantine
Who knew there was a monkeypaw scenario for this?
Keanu is poc so everybody’s happy
nah in the name of whites we claim Keanu
Nah,
is right. Keanu is 1/8th Moortoguese, so that makes him a brown POC.
Still not British. Can't even do the accent. Did you SEE Coppola's Dracula?!
>no idris elba constantine
Sad.
I liked the film, but I never liked Keanu's Constantine. It wasn't bad, but it was nothing special at all. Stormare was a great Lucifer, but again I would have preferred a better casting. Someone who actually looks like Lucifer Morningstar from the comics.
Well that didn't take long. He solicited it on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon as I recall just about 4 months ago.
Eh I might actually watch it, why not.
let me guess, female appears and is better at everything while he grovels at her boots
if it's Zatanna or Madame Xanadu i'll agree to it. unless they are bleck
There was a Black person in the first movie but I think sjw didn’t like it because it fell into stereotype of magical Black or something like that
Papa Midnite is supposed to be black. Nothing wrong with him. Hell they can even keep Constantine's half black daughter. Just dont want them swapping again
that came out of nowhere
fricking yes
version of a British character
>Americanized
pretty sure he's still an American character anon
> a British character who lives mostly around London created by a British writer with many notable runs by British writers and is published by an American comics company
>this makes him an American character
>published by an American comics company
that's all you needed to say
also Alan Moore is not the sole creator
Just in time for Bayonetta 3. It's basically the same IP
i wish they would make a real hellblazer movie and with an actor who looks like constantine. the fist one was kind lame and utterly forgettable. john is such a great character, he deserves waaay better
If you watch the season that was on CBS, it's quite decent
i've watched it and it was ok, but it was too 'made for TV' didn't capture the mood and misery of the comics. i also hated that it took place in usa
the actor was a great fit tho
fair enough
it'll probably turn out like sandman did though
Hell yeah, I'll save you again Constantine!
I watched the original a little while ago and remember frickall about it
is there something wrong with the 1080p rip on rar b g?
hiccuping video and stuttering audio.
>HOLY FR*CK THAT MEDIOCRE MOVIE I VAGUELY REMEMBER ENJOYING 20-ISH YEARS AGO IS GETTING A SEQUEL?
>WITH THE SAME ACTORS WHO WERE ALREADY MIDDLE AGED DURING THE FIRST ONE?
>DUDE HOLY SH*T THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
Didn’t stop Blade Runner 2 from being great
better than the all female and/or all black remakes we've been getting
>it's okay for a hapa with black hair and brown eyes to play a blonde-haired, blue-eyed white character
I love the contrast between the reception for the little mermaid trailer and keanu returning to this role. It's so transparent.
Its transparent that its sexism instead of racism? Or what?
he's a good looking guy
>Constantine bros, WE WON
Frick off and die in eternal fire you fricking moronic cum guzzling netflix watching std ridden brain melted Schwabb dick sucking prostitute.
Will we get Etrigan?:)
so since John Wick does Keanu Reeves just have the same look in every movie he's in now?
he's got that middle age fat chin and refuses to get surgery to get rid of it so he keeps the hobo beard to hide it
is JJ Abrams involved in any capacity?
He gets a producer credit because his studio was doing that Blacked Constantine show on HBOMax, but new WB bosses cancelled it and greenlit this.
It is the same as Weinsteins got producing credit on LotR, or Jon Peters on Man of Steel.
is this going to be another Matrix 4 disaster?
If they wanted woke trash they could have easily continued with their woke hbo max show
WHAT IF GOD AND HIS ANGELS........ WERE LE EVIL!!!! HEHEHEHEHE SO DEVILISHLY SUBVERSIVE!!
not sure you watched the same movie
expect A THOUSAND more of these legacy sequels now that top gun maverick became the biggest film of the year.
Wish that would have come out before Disney's sequel trilogy. Maybe they would have not butchered them then.