>Cool apartment. >Cool job. >Cool toy. >Own shower

>Cool apartment
>Cool job
>Cool toy
>Own shower

He had it pretty good.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit just realised I'm living in worse conditions than him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just because you have to share the hall shower with your brother doesn't mean you have it worse than agent k.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OH NO! I'VE GOT A GORGEOUS REALISTIC AI GIRLFRIEND THATL OVES ME AND I LIVE IN THIS COOL FUTURISTIC APARTMENT AND I'M A BADASS COP AND THE CUTE AUTISTIC GIRL AT WALLACE CORP HAS A CRUSH ON ME AND MY BOSS HAS A CRUSH ON ME AND THE PROSTITUTE HAS A CRUSH ON ME! I'M GOING INSANE!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Such is life for The Goose.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just like me. you will never know our plight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cool apartment
      It was a shithole complex filled with crazy weirdos hanging out in the hallway/staircase and scribbling hate speech on his door

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the inside was nice and pretty spacious and he had roof access. he was also an invincible super hero who could walk through brick walls. i dont think he cared about 'umies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is the part I can't ignore. too many disgusting aggressive people in that building. I don't care if I'm superhuman, I don't want to be in that nest.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't love yourself, nothing will make you happy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that is why the world of Blade Runner is an utopia so out of reach for any of us

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot his totally cool kickboxer wife

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He could have had it all

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was a complete loner with no intimate relationships
    no one wants that kind of life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope that never happens to me haha
      I don't know how I could survive

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hahaha right my friend? what a crazy fate that would be! no cap! fr fr!

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys wanna see my BR 2049 coat? I have a pretty close-accurate one to the film, cost me like $410 (also I'm allowed to wear it unironically because I live in a cold area)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, might not look like much but it's sturdy and authentic, nice texture, waxed cotton, etc.
        In order for me to obtain the full look though I have to leave my bedroom and actually get dirty. 1v1ing homeless people in the area might be the only option

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whered you get it from

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Soul Revolver

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks good, dude.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow you're literally me

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how many hidden pockets
          >if less than 2
          larp jacket
          >if greater than 2
          based and PI pilled

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          quit showing off your chin

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You paid 400 bucks for this shit? Are you fucking for real.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't have a soul and only a few years to live.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >teleports behind you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love that dude like you wouldn't believe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >me making racist jokes at work without double checking which co-workers are around

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if they'll make a third movie. Nothing really got resolved. The bad guy and replicants are still there. Now they can breed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not when the second movie underperformed in the box office

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