>Cosmo and Wanda, I wish I was a black girl!

>Cosmo and Wanda, I wish I was a black girl!

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  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Would they be allowed to grant a wish like this? Isn't it blackface?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Turning into a black person with magic is not the same as putting burnt cork on your face.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >obligatory trans allegory outrage

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Sorry Timmy, Da Rulez say no blackface

      >I wish I got an N-pass

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >can't have a childrens cartoon without gays or coloreds
    cartoons truly are for adults now lmao

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >remembers when AJ was a major character
      Guess you preferred the Sparky/Chloe seasons.

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorry Timmy, Da Rulez say no blackface

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >black Timantha

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone up for drawing Timika?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Timika is a really cute name

        Honestly she literally would wish for a better world and that would be the end of it lmao

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Timmy is now a black girl, what's the first thing he'll do?

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Wrestle with a sudden and inexplicable attraction to Chester.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Is that you Mahmapuu?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous
        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty cute

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Cute, good work anon

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Cosmo, Wanda, I wish I'd swap bodies with a black kid and none of us would remember each other, but we'd still come together and be friends again! Also forget me making this wish!

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not going lie, I like these hypothetical wishes that borderline full metal alchemist. Timmy is your average kid which no one understands.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Timmy unknowingly inhabiting the body of Hazel
      >Hazel unknowingly inhabiting the body of Timmy

  6. 5 days ago
    Frosch

    >Cosmo, Wanda!
    >I wish Crocker turned into a bee and slowly had his mind turn more and more insect-like until his former identity disappeared completely!

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, sport. Kafkafication is against the rules.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Heavy handed 'walk a mile in my shoes' plotlines- now those, we can do.

      • 5 days ago
        Frosch

        Heavy handed 'walk a mile in my shoes' plotlines- now those, we can do.

        >Cosmo, Wanda!
        > I wish chocolate produced the same effects as fentanyl in a random 50% of the population
        > I wish age of consent laws were lowered, but only if you are white
        > I wish that bacteria had the same intelligence as crows
        > I wish for the majority of births to occur after 26 weeks of pregnancy and the rate of fetal development to remains constant.
        > I wish all the iron in the world was replaced with lead
        > I wish for a magical bunker where every minute corresponds to 1 year in the bunker. And Cosmo, I wish any time Wanda feels any love for you, she must stay in the bunker for 10 seconds of time in the normal world.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Cosmo, Wanda! I wish the world was just a little bit better!
          > disappears forever

          • 5 days ago
            Frosch

            > I wish my mom was a necrophiliac
            > I wish Florida had twice the number of electorial votes
            > I wish Floyd Collins survived for two more days
            > I wish Dementia was an airborne pathogen

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >I wish walking around in a thong and bikini was socially acceptable everywhere
              >I widh if women we're not married by 25 they can be bought and sold like pets
              >I wish that small soldier kept making sequels
              >I wish they stop making PlayStations after 3

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                > I wish my mom was a necrophiliac
                > I wish Florida had twice the number of electorial votes
                > I wish Floyd Collins survived for two more days
                > I wish Dementia was an airborne pathogen

                >I wish Vicky to do everything I want

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Cosmo, Wanda, I wish Vicky would follow my every command
              >Now I wish you two would take a vacation and not come back for 3 days
              >Vicky, come here!
              >Suck it.

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    *were

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    what did I think of Nick of Time?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      She grows up to be lightskinned?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you download these from anon?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      More like NIck of Time

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wish was taller
    I wish I was a baller
    I wish I had a girl I would call her

    • 5 days ago
      Frosch

      >I wish I was like 6 ft 9 so I can get with Trixie because she's really fine
      >YOU GOT IT TIMMMY NOW YOU HAVE JACOB'S SYNDROME

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        A shame we never got more of drug dealer Timmy.

        Where did you download these from anon?

        This. Give us the downloads, anon!

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I was Jerma

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wow Timmy transgender and transracial? So brave...

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Cosmo and Wanda, I wish that Wanda's breasts were double d size!

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >POOF!

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    congrats, you're the new head of HR!

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    pfft. these days you don't need some magic fairy to be one; you can just declare yourself one and the echo chamber of twitter will applaud you and call you brave.

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Woul that makes him a magical Black?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      He's not a fairy.

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Cosmo, Wanda!
    >I wish the Fairly Odd Parents ended after season 5, and SpongeBob ended after the first movie!

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