Could a female version of full metal jacket work?

Could a female version of full metal jacket work?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Theyd just file a complaint on the drill sergeant and get her reprimanded and then wash out a month later anyways.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women aren't allowed to wash out. They always get a pass

      you are literally being filtered by images of boot camp, which of course is the point.

      Never heard that gay ass cadence when I was in boot though. This was before the LGBTQP+ industrial complex

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No because female depression is very unlikely and females are hypersocial creatures

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean there's G.I. Jane, which of course is absolute kino, so at least your average Private could be done by a woman.
    I do have problems imagining a female Private Pyle or a female Gny. Sgt. Hartman, though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine Private Pyle being played by Melissa McCarthy and the audience cheering when she shoots herself

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >private pyle being played by melissa mccarthy
        actually sounds kinda kino in all honesty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why the draft is never coming back. Nobody who doesn’t already want to be in the army isn’t going to take a female drill sergeant seriously and you don’t even have to worry about choke holds & sucker punches anymore because they can’t touch you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sgt Hartman could be played by leanbeefpatty and Pyle could be played by Rosie Odonnel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah
        >Hartman is killjoy
        >Pyle is leanbeefpatty
        >they have sex with each other
        scene

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Military chicks are huge bawds by the way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100% fact

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if its the hormone secretion. Bunch of dudes sweating and exercising and then every night the room gets hot-boxxed by aggressive male pheromones. By the time morning comes her pussy aches and even the turboest of dykes wants to get stuffed like an obediate aheago turkey.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Hitman Monaghan

        stuffed like an obediate aheago turkey……..stealing this.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stuffed like an obediate aheago turkey

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wants to get stuffed like an obediate aheago turkey

        SIDES AWAY

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you watch too much anime or something?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would you function if you were confined in a room full of fit sweaty girls every night? You would because you are a gay, but my point stands.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >confined in a room full of fit sweaty girls every night
            thanks for the new fantasy getting violently assaulted by kpop idols was starting to feel stale

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Terrible hygiene

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/eEYPS5Y.jpg

      Could a female version of full metal jacket work?

      A wook (female Marine) told me lots of lesbian shit goes on in boot camp including between the fem recruits and fem drill instructors

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought a wook was a smelly dreadlocked music festival hippie that never bathes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Military girls are all bawds
      >Nurses are all bawds
      >Religious girls are all bawds
      >Gamer girls are all bawds
      >Trad girls are all bawds
      >Latina girls are all bawds
      >White girls are all bawds
      >Black girls are all bawds

      Just say it already, the ultimate truth. Someone here tell me ONE demographic of women that aren't bawds.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Amish

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah they're bawds too
          t. grew up around the Amish

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My uncle used to tell me there were only three types of women: women who are prostitutes, women who were prostitutes, and women who are going to be prostitutes. I didn't get it at the time since I was in elementary school.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >88th post
          >88 dubs

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you get it now or is this just something you remember he said?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, I should join the military.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2

        im not reading this, qrd?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To break it down there is a damn good reason why no civilization has had a gender integrated military because it's stupid, wasteful and expensive, but, because of political bs no one is allowed to point out the giant feminist elephant in the room.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Israel has a gender integrated military

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Debunked in

              tl;dr JDF doesn't put israeliteesses on the front lines.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hello vietnam..

    Where do they get shipped off to? Wouldn't they all just pregnant before deployment??

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Where do they get shipped off to?
      Ukraine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wouldn't they all just pregnant before deployment??
      Yes and this is a statistically significant phenomenon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Women in the military are 100% deadweight from beginning to end

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No but I agree with a previous thread that a female version of brokeback mountain starting blonde boobas would be kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only if we get a graphic nipple sucking scene

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With enough sex scenes Yeah

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey i'm watching this film right now!
    no it couldn't, probably
    they'd have to take out most of the abusive language
    he says a lot about gay people that i'm not sure a female one in 2024 would say

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      female drill instructors are mean as frick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        about what though? tangled hair? badly drawn eyebrows?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          About your small penis but massive balls. It looks weird.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're fricking snakes. Mean for no reason at all. Even the normal drills let loose once in a while. not the females.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Overdoing it because of penis envy, simple as
          Putting fem drill sergeants in charge of male recruits is legitimately a humiliation ritual
          >Verification not required.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s because men lead with purpose.
          Women bully to see how much they can get away with.

          Women suck at their jobs across the board.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember in basic a latina Drill Sergeant built like a bulldog was temporarily filling in with our Battery. She kicked the door in literally the second lights on started and fricked the entire bay up. Started dumping garbage, tossing lockers, flipping beds, pouring laundry detergent everywhere etc etc.

        We aren't even allowed to take the trash out until after lights on and still had like 20 minutes to get ready that shit pissed me off. The other Drill Sergeants wouldn't even frick us up for no reason at that point.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Female drill
          That's what you get, you pog wienersucker
          >t. 99 ASVAB 11C

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They couldn't do or say anything homophobic because it would be the end of their job. Modern military must be so fricking funny
        >texas?
        >i hear only steers and queers come from texas
        >so which are you?
        >QUEER SIR
        >what the frick?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Already happening irl

      >so you no love me long time, private pai?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are you browsing Cinemaphile while watching a movie?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be in military
    >female NCO's try to intimidate you
    >laugh inside
    Women in the military are a waste of a fricking uniform, and a disgrace.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > chink mutt

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is that park ranger so angry?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They already did

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  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would she humiliate my tiny wiener in front of everyone
    would she spit in me and call me a worthless cuck
    how terrible would that be haha
    so terrible I hope she wouldnt step on my balls to punish me for bad behavior haha
    so terrible could you imagine

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Already happening irl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we can’t understand why our recruitment numbers are down.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are literally being filtered by images of boot camp, which of course is the point.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you are literally being filtered by images of boot camp, which of course is the point.
          And the plummeting recruitment numbers putting all branches far below quota?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's because of obesity

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Pay in the military is shit
          >Food is shit, cannot stress this enough
          >Living in the barracks sucks
          >Get treated like shit
          >Very real chance you will die for Israel right now if you're enlisted
          There's very good reasons people don't want to join.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >went down to the playground
      >where all the children play
      >pulled out my uzi
      >and I began to spray
      post your favorite running cadence songs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I went to the ward where all the little babies sleep
        >I pulled out my fork and began to eat

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not. Women wouldn't watch it and then complain noone watched it

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a porn parody? Maybe.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a fricking joke of a shithole.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so you no love me long time, private pai?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    praying these zogbots gets sent to yemen and all came back in a casket (in call of duty)

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having women in your armed forces is satanic

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They would all be Pyle.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Hitman Monaghan

    Maybe in some distant future? Are women allowed to fight on the front lines yet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be militarized
    >report to new duty station
    >attend mandatory equal opportunity briefing given by Black female
    >call out Black female for hypocrisy
    >Black female acts tough and tells me she'll do physical training with me
    >some weeks later get told that Black female will be doing physical training with my squad
    >Black female shows up
    >squad can barely contain their laughter
    >begin physical training with the morning run
    >Black female immediately starts falling back
    >lose Black female within 300 meters from start of run
    >squad laughs
    >Black female never comes back and dodges me any time she sees me after that day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's funny but you're still in the military that pretends you are equal to her so who is the real loser?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >who is the real loser?
        The American people.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hartman
    >Preparing men for war
    >Female DI
    >Preparing women for office chairs and pregnancy

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5'4" Gunny cussing out a bunch of butch overweight lesbian trannies in fatigues
    >can only use nonthreatening tones and inoffensive language
    >they will expect you, the audience, to take this 100% seriously

    Do it. I would die laughing.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if there was a society of only women and some of them start pretending to be men because they miss them so much

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LET ME SEE YOUR prostitute FACE

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do women join the marines?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To get pregnant by marines and collect multiple paychecks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because literally nobody tells them no

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I swear to god, there is the creative potential of some alternate universe "high T women" where women are a bunch of bro-ish Amazons that could totally tap into the gorilla woman dommy mommy market, that no one is bothering to exploit, and instead we get shitty girlbosses and female empowerment messages.
    A real "empowerment" movie for me would be for some total Lad-ettes constantly depreciating each other and beating each other up, with zero exaltation of female ability and authority, with total fashy camaraderie.
    >But women don't work that way
    I didn't know fantasy always had to be realistic, dumbass. They don't even have to be human either. I'm just saying, modern Hollywood wants to have its female men without any of what makes men "men" but everything good about women, when it's totally possible to do a female Fullmetal Jacket if you just get over yourself and do it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the gorilla woman dommy mommy market
      as cringe and safe-horny as that is, it is still unacceptable because it would mostly just make some men happy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The closest I've ever seen come to this was this
      https://www.reddit.com/r/Yabanverse/comments/11powcz/my_five_rules_for_fostering_bolloi_masculinity/

      https://www.reddit.com/r/Yabanverse/comments/18rl59c/titanism/

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. But that's not going to stop them.

    An Anime female version of Full Metal Jacket would actually work if the Japs didn't let any Westerner be part of the project.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do people make moronic ass threads like this bruh
    stop trying to insert women into settings or premises that only function with males as the leads. it's like asking if a female taxi driver or a female master and commander would work.
    it never will. we are built and programmed differently.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >round up female troublemakers
    >keep them in the same camp until their cycles sync
    >deploy during worst time of month
    >give guns and point in general direction of enemy
    So many problems solved at once.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ACK I feel like shit and don't feel like fighting today
      might want to include some amphetamines

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wouldn't work. No group of women would wait for lights out and then beat the shit out of the weak link. They'd just gossip and exclude the Pyle equivalent whenever they're not failing the basics of training but being pushed ahead anyway

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I don't think women can really sell being drafted into Vietnam and turned into killing machines.
    I do think women will be drafted for WW3 along with men, though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I do think women will be drafted for WW3 along with men, though
      they'll be drafted as paper pushers and maybe occasionally going along with a convoy on the logistics end
      then there won't be an excuse for men not to fight

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care if guys already in the military get sent to the front lines, but the minute they come for me, I'm going full Waco

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          personally I'll wait until deployment and then if shit kicks off I'll be committing friendly fire while everyone else has their back to me
          show those homosexuals to send me to a war that i couldn't give less of a frick about

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They will just have a couple of mixed units for marketing purposes that will never see combat. Some of the pictures above regarding female deaths is 100% on point, just see the ukraine and israelites thing, every time some new webm of a dead girl showed up it would be nothing but that in every thread.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody gets drafted anymore, especially women

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ukraine and Russia heavily rely on conscription, and plenty of countries in Europe are floating the idea. The warning signs are here.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DO YOU SUCK DICKS
    >YES DRILL SERGEANT

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ARE YOU A gay, PRIVATE?
    >NO SIR
    >oh my gawwd why not? let me suck your dick

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