Mario will be a meme joke and will never be taken seriously. They casted the worst people, it’s going to be Minions tier. There’s no way these big actors are singing on for this
my guess is that the mario movie with illumination isn't doing well.
Cope snoys
They announced Chris Pratt as the voice of the MAIN MAN MARIO himself right before that big attempt to cancel him. I wonder if Nintendo saw that and started to wonder if there is some kind of Mario movie curse
>Mario should be reinvented into a badass with a beard and a stepdad like Kratos who is literally me! Then people will take him seriously.
Kys snoygays.
I generally agree but I'm curious if they would do something more serious for a live action Zelda film. Legend of Zelda is begging for a fantasy epic movie.
He wants it to be like the Lego movie
All he knows is swapping franchise labels like it’s an equation
So Mario cinematic universe should be Lego + Disney capeshit
That’s how bobs brain works it’s terminal consumption
what the frick does 'Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad' mean?
this fat frick has eaten too many mountain dew chickens, his brain is fried
also >even pretending to put yourself in the same sentence as kurosawa
have a heart attack you moronic fat frick
They announced Chris Pratt as the voice of the MAIN MAN MARIO himself right before that big attempt to cancel him. I wonder if Nintendo saw that and started to wonder if there is some kind of Mario movie curse
no, it isn't diverse enough for the Western market. I doubt black Zelda or LGBTQ Link would go over well.
Most of the characters are too white.
I would say this only applies to live action but even animation has diversity and "representation" quotas.
they could do it and stay true to the IP and I think it would go over really well outside the Western market but they may lose Nintendo fan boys in the process. Once the media comes down on Nintendo for reinforcing white supremacist stereotypes of oppression and peddling sexist tropes, they may lose their manchild søy super fans.
Nintendo is just too old school for "modern audiences"
Create a villian who brings in all the main characters to fight in gladiator style matches and enslaves all their sidekicks/friends, have the Main Characters of each franchise learn to work together and use their individual skills to stop the villian and save there people. Could add a side plot about the slaves trying to start an uprising or something
>mario and link and co discover that they're videogame characters >fight to try and break free after discovering that their souls are contained inside miniature trophies >as they try and break free, master hand tries to stop them >manage to defeat master hand but only a few of them successfully break out of their trophies >they agree that they need to go back in using their trophies to free their other friends
do something similar to what was done in brawl. smash has super powerful giant space entities and the nintendo villains would be working under them. wario, king k rool, ganon, dedede, and metaknight are traveling across the world/galaxy to turn all the nintendie characters into statues for their overlord bosses. because of how spread out the worlds are, we see small groups of characters working together. each villain deals with a different group of characters that team up. In the end of course everyone teams up to fight tabuu or masterhand or whatever new space entity they can come up with for the movie. This is the most
Accidentally hit control+enter and posted prematurely.
Was gonna say this is the most safe idea for a movie where people just want to see their favorite characters make it in. It's the same formula avengers used.
Kirby directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller
Luigi’s Mansion directed by Tim Burton
Donkey Kong directed by Andy Serkis
Starfox directed by James Gunn
Zelda directed by Guillermo Del Toro
Metroid directed by Dan Trachtenberg
EarthBound directed by Wes Anderson
Smash Bros directed by the Russo brothers.
Iirc around 2020 Poland said no more refugees plz and they’re not into pride parades or something
Neither of these things makes a person dangerous or unstable, but character assassination and histrionic labeling is a leftist tactic
>Super Mario
basically their Mickey Mouse, pretty marketable and easy money, they're already making a movie as they should >Zelda
great world, lends itself to tell great stories, a 2d anime with style like Full Metal Alchemist would be great for it >Metroid/ Earthbound/Punch Out
would make for a great Aliens/Stranger Things/Rocky clones >Donkey Kong/Star Fox/Animal Crossing/Splatoon
the worlds are not that deep, it just too gimmicky >Xenoblade/Golden Sun
this will sucks for the same reasons FF movies sucks >Fire Emblem
East Asia loves its war epics would probably be a huuge success in Japan and China
Most of these wouldn’t work at all or be that interesting
Outside of the conflict of the main 3 nothing exciting happens in Zelda world
Metroid would be some b***h going from room to room
Donkey Kong could make a great action adventure if they just take from Donkey Kong Country. Just make it like Guardians of the Galaxy (story and character wise) with the Kong clan in the world of DKC.
>as long as the helmet stays on and there's no dialogue
You know that won't be the case. Even if they cast an actual white blonde the helmet will come off and there will be dialogue.
Mario will be a meme joke and will never be taken seriously. They casted the worst people, it’s going to be Minions tier. There’s no way these big actors are singing on for this
Cope snoys
Nintendo wouldn't care
>Cope snoys
Sony's success really mind broke you didn't it?
What success? Really?
>Mario should be reinvented into a badass with a beard and a stepdad like Kratos who is literally me! Then people will take him seriously.
Kys snoygays.
Minions is crazy successful you food
I generally agree but I'm curious if they would do something more serious for a live action Zelda film. Legend of Zelda is begging for a fantasy epic movie.
maybe a tv series about subspace emissary storyline
>smash shit
have a nice day.
>he thinks they won't have a smash-type Infinity War/Endgame movie
have a nice day
Smash Bros has always been awful cringe shit.
smash is just a kid playing with his amiibos. the end boss is a fricking hand
He wants it to be like the Lego movie
All he knows is swapping franchise labels like it’s an equation
So Mario cinematic universe should be Lego + Disney capeshit
That’s how bobs brain works it’s terminal consumption
wouldn't it just be kingdom hearts?
Except with no Disney or Final Fantasy characters.
He probably doesn’t really know what that is.
Yes, Smash was like that until they added a storyline with Subspace Emissary
that's still just the kid playing with his toys
as a wee lad, seeing ganondorf betray bowser at the end was like watching a real action movie
everyone betrays everyone eventually. my action figures were basically living soaps
The pur, unfiltered autism of it would be interesting.
what the frick does 'Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad' mean?
this fat frick has eaten too many mountain dew chickens, his brain is fried
also
>even pretending to put yourself in the same sentence as kurosawa
have a heart attack you moronic fat frick
it's from that one song that everyone played in the 2000s, you know the one
"it's beeeeeeeeeeeen ONE week since you looked to me"
Let's talk about the elephant in the room. It's been...
it's from that barenaked ladies song
This song is kino
>Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon cause that cartoon has the boom anime babes that make me thing the wrong thing
It's not even the full lyric, T
The lyrics in the song are
>Like Kurosawa I make mad films
>Okay, I don't make films
Sums up movieblob
If Illumination weren't involved, yes.
I don't see why a Star Fox movie couldn't work. The rest, I wouldn't really care about.
It’s the only one I would watch.
my guess is that the mario movie with illumination isn't doing well.
They announced Chris Pratt as the voice of the MAIN MAN MARIO himself right before that big attempt to cancel him. I wonder if Nintendo saw that and started to wonder if there is some kind of Mario movie curse
Just make Smash Bros movie
no, it isn't diverse enough for the Western market. I doubt black Zelda or LGBTQ Link would go over well.
Most of the characters are too white.
I would say this only applies to live action but even animation has diversity and "representation" quotas.
they could do it and stay true to the IP and I think it would go over really well outside the Western market but they may lose Nintendo fan boys in the process. Once the media comes down on Nintendo for reinforcing white supremacist stereotypes of oppression and peddling sexist tropes, they may lose their manchild søy super fans.
Nintendo is just too old school for "modern audiences"
what would a movie about smash brothers even be about?
Create a villian who brings in all the main characters to fight in gladiator style matches and enslaves all their sidekicks/friends, have the Main Characters of each franchise learn to work together and use their individual skills to stop the villian and save there people. Could add a side plot about the slaves trying to start an uprising or something
>mario and link and co discover that they're videogame characters
>fight to try and break free after discovering that their souls are contained inside miniature trophies
>as they try and break free, master hand tries to stop them
>manage to defeat master hand but only a few of them successfully break out of their trophies
>they agree that they need to go back in using their trophies to free their other friends
That sounds terrible.
do something similar to what was done in brawl. smash has super powerful giant space entities and the nintendo villains would be working under them. wario, king k rool, ganon, dedede, and metaknight are traveling across the world/galaxy to turn all the nintendie characters into statues for their overlord bosses. because of how spread out the worlds are, we see small groups of characters working together. each villain deals with a different group of characters that team up. In the end of course everyone teams up to fight tabuu or masterhand or whatever new space entity they can come up with for the movie. This is the most
Accidentally hit control+enter and posted prematurely.
Was gonna say this is the most safe idea for a movie where people just want to see their favorite characters make it in. It's the same formula avengers used.
>LoZ
Yes
>Metroid
Yes
>Star Fox
Yes
But connecting them in a CU is dumb, OP.
Kirby directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller
Luigi’s Mansion directed by Tim Burton
Donkey Kong directed by Andy Serkis
Starfox directed by James Gunn
Zelda directed by Guillermo Del Toro
Metroid directed by Dan Trachtenberg
EarthBound directed by Wes Anderson
Smash Bros directed by the Russo brothers.
earthbound in fantastic mr fox style would be kino incarnate
even better
Starfox directed by George Lucas
Please make this the cast for the Zelda movie
As a Nintendo fan, I'm ok with a black guy playing Zelda.
>As a Nintendo fan, I'm ok with a black guy playing Zelda.
t.
wtf i love bob now
>my capeshit is just like the Sistine Chapel
I love this guy I honestly hope he tweets forever
>Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad
What did he mean by this?
>dangerous nutcase running poland
I don't remember anything like that happening in 2020. The frick is he talking about?
Some small villages in Poland banned pride parades and the government didn't immediately incinerate them
Iirc around 2020 Poland said no more refugees plz and they’re not into pride parades or something
Neither of these things makes a person dangerous or unstable, but character assassination and histrionic labeling is a leftist tactic
Actually i googled it and the twitter gays were saying the re-elected pres of poland said LGBT weren't human.
Based Poles.
MooingBlob is a leftist, so I'm assuming poland did a heckin anti-lgbt or turned away brown migrants or something.
they should make a pokemon movie
oh wait
they should make a Punch-Out movie
Ippo style
>Super Mario
basically their Mickey Mouse, pretty marketable and easy money, they're already making a movie as they should
>Zelda
great world, lends itself to tell great stories, a 2d anime with style like Full Metal Alchemist would be great for it
>Metroid/ Earthbound/Punch Out
would make for a great Aliens/Stranger Things/Rocky clones
>Donkey Kong/Star Fox/Animal Crossing/Splatoon
the worlds are not that deep, it just too gimmicky
>Xenoblade/Golden Sun
this will sucks for the same reasons FF movies sucks
>Fire Emblem
East Asia loves its war epics would probably be a huuge success in Japan and China
Nice technical analysis, man.
Do you work in the industry by any chance? Are you some kind of very smart and successful producer?
They'll never do a true Metroid movie.
It would be 2hrs with no dialogue and the actress not showing her face.
they'd do the iron man helmet cam and she'd constantly be talking to herself/the audience
count me in, brother
Most of these wouldn’t work at all or be that interesting
Outside of the conflict of the main 3 nothing exciting happens in Zelda world
Metroid would be some b***h going from room to room
Donkey Kong could make a great action adventure if they just take from Donkey Kong Country. Just make it like Guardians of the Galaxy (story and character wise) with the Kong clan in the world of DKC.
I think the plot of pikmin lends itself to a good kid's adventure movie. Too bad no one gives the actual series the time of day
The mario movie is going to be a musical I'm certain
>phase one
why the frick everybody and movie studio obsessed with shared universe like mcu
That's a fake image made by a nu-male
No
Explain why his name is ‘Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad’. That’s nonsense isn’t it?
It's a line from a song, zoomer.
But why does it end before films
That's a fairly small amount of movies for the average sized cinematic universe I'd say?
Live action or CGI?
Give me my F-Zero adaptation before I drop the third bomb, Shuntaro
Live Action Zelda film already exists and is one of the best fantasy films of all times though.
?
Best fantasy film ever made.
reeally hate this obsession with cinematic universes
They already have kino Mario movie that will never be surpassed.
I found out about this movie yesterday. Why isn't Charles Martinet voicing Mario? Is it because Chris is a bigger name?
Yes? Why would they cast a literal who instead of an a-lister?
Metroid and Starfox movies could be actual kino, prove me wrong.
What about when Samus is made into a transgender black woman.
Samus could be played by idris elba and as long as the helmet stays on and there's no dialogue I wouldn't care
>as long as the helmet stays on and there's no dialogue
You know that won't be the case. Even if they cast an actual white blonde the helmet will come off and there will be dialogue.
Wario movie starring Jonah Hill with Paul Dano as Waluigi
purely in appearance I get it, but in presence, voice and acting style he's a bad pick. Maybe Jack Black as Wario and Jim Carrey as Waluigi.
Bobmob unite!!