>it’s like cooking with bare feet. The professionals recommend against it
this fucker always cooks barefoot in his YouTube videos. sometimes he even has painted toenails
youre entire obsession with female breasts is driven by their scarcity
they will quickly be rendered mundane through exposure
(this is why feminists want to free the nipple and shit like that but you retards think they are just demeaning themselves when this is the actual end goal)
My gf cooks in her underwear and sometimes topless, and I like to walk up behind her and molest her while she half-heartedly complains and pretends she doesn't like it and I'm distracting her, even though when I leave she comes in later looking to get fucked because I made her horny.
Nothing better than kitchen sex.
I also grope my wife in the kitchen cause she likes it & it's not like the kids walk in often so we usually have time for a quicky while she tries to cook
>it's not like the kids walk in often so we usually have time for a quicky while she tries to cook
Works if she wears pants or shorts for easy access, probably not in a dress.
>it's not like the kids walk in often so we usually have time for a quicky while she tries to cook
Works if she wears pants or shorts for easy access, probably not in a dress.
Nothing better than kitchen sex.
I also grope my wife in the kitchen cause she likes it & it's not like the kids walk in often so we usually have time for a quicky while she tries to cook
If you haven't railed your wife/gf in the middle of the day while she's wearing a sundress, you are missing out on life. Especially if you nut in her.
Even women fantasize about that shit. It's why every true crime drama shows it. Why every housewife cheating fantasy has it. Why even stuff like true detective has it. If you haven't fucked a woman in a sundress you need to pursue that goal at the earliest opportuny
Dr. Shekelstein gave my gf meds for depression and it made her dislike being touched, I coped for a long time but eventually dumped her. That yiddish poison ruins people's relationships and lives.
>and I like to walk up behind her and molest her >in later looking to get fucked because I made her horny.
you groomed her into being horny. she said no yet you didn't. you committed sexual assault and grooming
in barefoot in the kitchen, would-be housewives compete for a paid remodelling of their dream kitchen - but there's a catch! the contestants have their ankles chained to the stove, and any messes are immediately punished with the birch switch.
who can make the best breakfast while keeping their kitchen tidy?
That actually existed at one point. Came on at 2am. You never saw really anything but the occasional butt shot when she turned around to put something in the oven.
I thought this was Leana Lovings from the thumbnail... maybe she could do it.
I think baking would work. Anything that's not oily, or greasy for safety reasons. Plus it'd be kinda funny to see a girl masturbate with a cucumber & then slice it up for a salad after
>be careful frying bacon while naked because hot oil can splatter on y-ACK!
I'm usually only in my underwear at home and I've been covered in oil burns all over. One time it landed on my nipple.
i didn't ask for your life story
But you got it. What next? *smash cut to me railing you*
You forgot to include pregnant pause full of nonchalant sexual tension
yes but this is 2023 so the cook would probably look like Amy Schumer because plus sized women are beautiful too, chud
I'm seriously worried about gen Z since all you seem to do is fantasize about being oppressed.
Nigella Lawson is plus sized you absolute mong
nah, bbws are sexy, you don't have to make everything political you autistic homosexual
There are ugly fat women and pretty fat women.
If only reality had instagram filters.
I don't need titties in my face when Im trying to learn a recipe...but I also don't need to learn a recipe as I'm jerking off...hmmm...good question
She would get oil burns on her nipples, it’s like cooking with bare feet. The professionals recommend against it
I'd love to see Nigella cook in bare feet
She could drop something hot on them, you’re putting her well-being in jeopardy just to satisfy your base desires.
>it’s like cooking with bare feet. The professionals recommend against it
this fucker always cooks barefoot in his YouTube videos. sometimes he even has painted toenails
what race is this? cannot tell if native american or hawaiian asian
>Dr. Chud isn't re-
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Chud
israelite + Slav
There is an onlyfans whore with a youtube channel called the Naked Chef. Her youtube is of course censored thoughever
cringe
My wife is always in bare feet when she’s in the house. So far, 31 years, no burnt feet.
tits like that look terrible naked
you can tell she has areolas the size of a dinner plate and that's not appealing to look at
gay
gay
So I could watch her cook naked and then eat the meal off of her nipples?
sure, just dont eat the pepperonies please
>oh no I'm licking and biting the pepperonis haha
youre entire obsession with female breasts is driven by their scarcity
they will quickly be rendered mundane through exposure
(this is why feminists want to free the nipple and shit like that but you retards think they are just demeaning themselves when this is the actual end goal)
it's like how legalized weed actually leads to less weed smoking once scarcity and the thrill of the taboo are gone
>implying
Only if she uses breast milk as an ingredient.
Khazar milkers
My gf cooks in her underwear and sometimes topless, and I like to walk up behind her and molest her while she half-heartedly complains and pretends she doesn't like it and I'm distracting her, even though when I leave she comes in later looking to get fucked because I made her horny.
pics or you're fake and gay
Do you grope her cock?
I do this too, also while she's doing the dishes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness
>pursuit
>pursue happiness
>40 years in prison for attempted rape
some deal
The American dreams was a ruse? I want to ho back
Why is this not a constitutionally guaranteed right provided to all men?
19th amendment
Nothing better than kitchen sex.
I also grope my wife in the kitchen cause she likes it & it's not like the kids walk in often so we usually have time for a quicky while she tries to cook
>kids walk in
>yeah just marinating my dinner haha
>it's not like the kids walk in often so we usually have time for a quicky while she tries to cook
Works if she wears pants or shorts for easy access, probably not in a dress.
Dresses are 100% easier dude what the fuck are you talking about? Pants have to be hitched up, with a dress it just falls back into place
clownish elastic suspenders (which are hot on girls)
If you haven't railed your wife/gf in the middle of the day while she's wearing a sundress, you are missing out on life. Especially if you nut in her.
Even women fantasize about that shit. It's why every true crime drama shows it. Why every housewife cheating fantasy has it. Why even stuff like true detective has it. If you haven't fucked a woman in a sundress you need to pursue that goal at the earliest opportuny
depends on the kind of woman and her clothing tastes. my mom never wore sundresses, never wore any kind of dress or skirt.
I tried to do this to my gf and she told me she didn't like being touched and it was a boundary I needed to respect. We broke up a while later.
Dr. Shekelstein gave my gf meds for depression and it made her dislike being touched, I coped for a long time but eventually dumped her. That yiddish poison ruins people's relationships and lives.
Thanks for sucking my cock when I'm horny hubby
my wife is an autistic prude that complains all the time
>and I like to walk up behind her and molest her
>in later looking to get fucked because I made her horny.
you groomed her into being horny. she said no yet you didn't. you committed sexual assault and grooming
She likes being choked
I'm a man and I also like it
Damn she got fat
A topless cooking show isn't cool, you know what's cool? A bottomless cooking show
A middleless cooking show.
>an impressive entry miss, just one fault - there's a hair in my soup
Only if the show is called The Village Bicycle
Only if they get Abby Shapiro to host.
>I don't remember this recipe calling for 20 gallons of fresh milk??
I want to see her tits
There's NakedBakers. It's really not that good. They do that stupid white girl shake thing and get frosting everywhere. Also oil splatter is annoying.
in barefoot in the kitchen, would-be housewives compete for a paid remodelling of their dream kitchen - but there's a catch! the contestants have their ankles chained to the stove, and any messes are immediately punished with the birch switch.
who can make the best breakfast while keeping their kitchen tidy?
Posting the obligatory video
naked bakers and that redhead bitch make millions on patreon doing just that
>naked bakers
Oh yeah I said naked Chef before. I'm retarded
It'd work for me.
Absolutely it can.
'cado is always innovative
that's not 'cado retard
Loose fitting, barely buttoned white shirt. Tight cotton panties that are just worn out enough. Hair pulled up.
bottomless or no dice
naked apron, take it or leave it
That actually existed at one point. Came on at 2am. You never saw really anything but the occasional butt shot when she turned around to put something in the oven.
Fully nude. And who kneads the bread with her floured ass.
No joke, that used to be a thing in the old days. Women would knead dough with their pussy/ass, bake it & give it to a guy
Is this where yeast infections come from? It started as a joke but now I'm seriously wondering.
No that's just a natural thing people can get. Dudes get yeast infections too, & babies can get them if you aren't careful.
I wish I could remember the name for the type of pie. I'll have to do some googling
I could be right and guys are explained by using penis rolling pins. Imagine...
I thought this was Leana Lovings from the thumbnail... maybe she could do it.
I think baking would work. Anything that's not oily, or greasy for safety reasons. Plus it'd be kinda funny to see a girl masturbate with a cucumber & then slice it up for a salad after
>i didn't ask for blue cheese
already been done
theres nipples on youtube!!
Id just be looking at her pepperonis if you get what I mean
>her
>pepperoni
anon, choose one and only one
RETARD ALERT
you shouldn't look at pretty ladies and think about... sausage.
>khoozar milkers
Oh my yes please
patrician taste
my man
>"next, add a splash of milk"
>*Grabs tit and squirts milk into the bowl
This needs to be a thing
>the bowl
No no no, right here.
>opens mouth
There's a Raylene video where she's making cake and squirts her boob milk into the batter
only if they're frying things or cooking bacon
>for the thousandth time dear viewers, i will NOT do breast milk ice cream!
Are there any breast kino cooking shows that can compete?
Are latinas the best race of women at cooking?
only if you lump italians in with them
Ohio>Mediterranean>French>Latin America>Japan
>Did you learn how to make this from your father?
Fuckin' hell.
What's wrong with dipping your finger into the family sauce?
>Food?
Milk
Yes
i would pay a billion dollars for her to cook me a meal and be nice to me
What ever happened to that girl that used to do cooking shows on Cinemaphile with an anime mask on? I wanna try some of the recipes again
Probably not unless it's purely oven baking. Pan stuff can splatter.