could an all female reboot of the Eltonville Club work?

could an all female reboot of the Eltonville Club work?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even some of the most repulsive women can get laid. It wouldn't be as funny.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      explains how you were conceived then.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But so could the original Eltingville Club. Have you seen their fangirls

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >2d only fujos
        don't count. show any "femcel" her male counterpart and she'd immediately say "ew no" and start laughing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so what? the eltingville club wasn't about their quest to get laid or anything, & besides that just opens more narrative doors. maybe have a running gag about the rightmost one (since she looks the most 'normal') being incapable of getting laid while the others get fricked constantly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >so what?
        femcel implies a involuntarily celibate female. so just say nerd. don't say femcel if you don't want to make it about sex or lack of.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    right is cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she's mexican
      weird how that keeps happening

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Eltonville Club

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The residents of the town were big fans of Rocket Man and changed the name

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Actually knew a chick like the right one, actually hated most girls in the class, even the more competitive nerdy ones. Usually hung around the male nerds/geeks but was seen as one of the guys, think she wanted to go to homecoming in a tux because she hated the idea of being in a dress.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's a closeted troony

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >one girl starts taking testosterone and transitioning
        >the other girls talk shit on crystal cafe to bait someone else into doxing them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah she gave off quite a few signals, wouldn't be surprised if she's twunkmaxxing or some shit. Was that some sort of racially ambiguous as the chick in OP, albeit a bit lighter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >one girl starts taking testosterone and transitioning
        >the other girls talk shit on crystal cafe to bait someone else into doxing them

        Yeah she gave off quite a few signals, wouldn't be surprised if she's twunkmaxxing or some shit. Was that some sort of racially ambiguous as the chick in OP, albeit a bit lighter.

        [...]
        [...]
        Are you sure was a troony? Maybe she liked boys but also liked to wear their outfits?

        She seemed pretty disinterested in love talk whenever it came up if memory serves.

        >tomboys are becoming a lost breed
        i weep

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          good, they were never good to begin with

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like a bawd

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah didn't really come onto anyone, felt more like she was using us as protection.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you could've played the big brother angle.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She was literally in the same grade/age range as us, plus if anything she acted more like a big sister to us.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's a closeted troony

      Yeah she gave off quite a few signals, wouldn't be surprised if she's twunkmaxxing or some shit. Was that some sort of racially ambiguous as the chick in OP, albeit a bit lighter.

      Are you sure was a troony? Maybe she liked boys but also liked to wear their outfits?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She seemed pretty disinterested in love talk whenever it came up if memory serves.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    we live in a hypergamous society. even the biggest outcast nerdy women can and will date up. it would inevitably end up just being a series about women being saved by successful men.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >episode where one of the girls cyberbullies a girl on tumblr to suicide because she had the wrong opinion about hazbin hotel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just turn the computer off lmao

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Criticizing and making fun of nerdy gamer girls in the current year
    It will either be the most based thing ever or the most cringe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be bringe

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >one girl gets a boyfriend
    >they all call her a "pick me" and bully her until she breaks up with him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      more like they would tell her he's not good enough and that she could do better and she should never settle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thats what regular jealous women do
        the hatred femcels have for men goes a lot deeper than that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          femcels do not exist. sounds like dykes in denial.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >femcels do not exist. sounds like dykes in denial.
            no woman would be in denial about being gay. they would relish in it
            femcels are women with princess syndrome who never got a prince

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              so femcels are just c**ts with sky high standards 1% of men can fulfill. that's every modern young woman.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                they're c**ts with high stands but not the looks to back it up

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >princess syndrome
              Reminded me of this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Femcels are women with low sex drives and low attachment. They either have a simp they frick like 1-2 a year or they jerk off. They can get sex but they'll never be a wife. If they are a wife, they'll be divorced for not being wife material.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Always weird seeing threads of my work here. What do you wanna know about my girls, AMA I guess.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are there any previous comics, save Eltingville Club, that inspired you to make these characters?

      One gets groomed.
      One troons out.
      One gets pregnant young with a loser and hits up local DND clubs after high school to find a father for the kid.
      One becomes a micro eceleb.

      >One becomes a micro eceleb.
      >twitch streaming never fills the hole inside
      >once she finishes a stream her fake smile instantly disappears and she then stares blankly at her computer monitor for an hour hoping god will strike her down

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ghost World and the relationship between the girls in that, KC Green’s Anime Club, the Beavis and Butthead comics, Girls Complex on Tumblr, and some of my friend’s zine comics

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Which one of the girls likes shotas the most?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What type of man are they each attracted to?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Billie wants an edgelord, Aggie wants a femboy, Gwen wants a manlet sperg, and Liz wants her equivalent

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >AMA I guess
      What are each of their main hobbies? How tall are they?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Billie: fanart, collecting cels from her fav cartoons, reading graphic novels, zine making
        Gwen: watching anime and cartoons inspired by anime, cosplaying, “making” makeup
        Aggie: arguing online, discourse, lecturing people, watching leftist video essays
        Liz: painting miniatures, video games, LARPing, and reading comics

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do Billie and Liz argue what is a comic versus what is a graphic novel?
          >LARPing
          I never got why people do this. I probably should ask my younger sister since she did it a lot with her gf as a kid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can't own people, anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Out of the whole group, who ends up being successful and who ends up getting the shit end of the stick?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Billie ends up successful because while she takes fandom seriously she also has found a way to monetize her work, Aggie is usually the butt of the joke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      which one enjoys oral sex(both ways)?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How tall are they?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gwen: 5'9
        Aggie: 5'6
        Billie: 5'2
        Liz: 4'9

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Gwen: 5'9
          >Tfw 5'10
          >Manlet, but still not enough to be the cerebral manlet of her dreams
          Genetics, you taunt me yet again through your cruel predisposition

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got a few:

      1. What time period does your series take place in? Modern day? Will there be flashbacks?
      2. How aggressive are they in toxicity jn comparison to the EC or the Anime Club?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        1. It takes place between 2014-2016
        2. I try to make homage to both of them in style, I’d say they’re toxic but in a different way. It is really important for me to present how girl dominated fandoms are hellholes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's because females don't accept their true nature. If you stuck to the kitchen taking care of babies, you wouldn't be whining here how other women are hellholes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Post hand or gtfo.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She is taking more accountability than most women you jackass

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It’s not about true nature or anything like that. It’s about a unique way women operate in these scenarios. You can say that it’s because they’re denying or whatever, but the fact is it’s still happening and I want to talk about it and how shit it is. I’m also criticizing myself in the process because I used to BE one of those idiots.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              There's nothing unique about it. Women are c**ts in every scenario that isn't literally taking care of babies. If you really wanted to criticize yourself and other women, you would submit to a man and raise his babies and you would encourage other women to do the same.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Gotta get married before I can start making babies, baby

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly the whole generation of women older than 20 is lost.
                Yes, women should get married before having babies, true. However, women should also marry at 18 at the latest, and let their father choose the man for them, as it was done traditionally. No dating in your late 20's and 30's when you are old and useless, your father picks whoever asks first and isn't a literal felon and you shut up and accept it.
                Mark Robinson is right. We need to go back to the America when women had no right to vote.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Please enlighten me more Daddy Incel

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I literally quoted Mark Robinson, governor of North Carolina, who is married with two children. Cretin.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I’m talking about you dude, not the governor. I wanna hear more from (You). Tell me everything.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >t.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                this place is fricked, no point in trying to save it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                British women mostly voted conservative until recently you know

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >british "women"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Most dangerously based post in a thread dedicated to a delusional power fantasy about women who even though are "losers" are infinitely more popular than any of us ever will be, I kneel Eldercel-senpai, revoke womens rights now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You'll never get married if you keep rejecting men just because they're not 666.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why do you hate instagram?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hate other women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Which one stinks the best
      Which one stinks the worst

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Does Billie like DragonBall?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but not Super

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is Gwen israeli like Josh?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She could be, I really only know for sure that Billie is Catholic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So you have a character who is pro-life, anti-abortion, anti-contraception, anti-divorce, and who obeys this passage:

          "Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything."
          Ephesians 5:22-33

          Yes or no?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is that supposed to be a gotcha moment? Because like in life, you have a girl who says she will be a Proverbs 31 woman for her family but she doesn't talk to any boys and thinks kids are gross.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You can't be a catholic and think kids are gross because children are blessings from the Lord. Your character is a not real catholic, she's a poser just like all women irl.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You’re talking to a totally different person and not me

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                My point still stands.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's an immature woman. That's the joke. It works perfectly for Eltingville.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's a fake and you shouldn't pretend otherwise.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Aggies totally a furry right? She definitely gives me "Foam Adventure" vibes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah she's a Superwholock furry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She has to be
        No seriously she has to be. There’s always been overlap between the anime and furry fandom and they both came from the same family tree or rather a pet of the furry fandom came from the anime fandom
        In fact when I was a teen the weebs who also were into furry where usually the girls like one I knew who drew wolfs and mlp ponies on her DA page

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Even at the beginning the ideas of furry and anime conventions were pionered by the same dude. I think he even died earlier this year.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah sadly he passed. But his ideas for anime and furry cons are still going strong! One of those rare trailblazing dudes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >mlp
          Bronies are men or trannies at best.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >There’s always been overlap between the anime and furry fandom
          The earliest furry fanzines were literally anime fanzines too, I wish I could find them. They liked Kimba and stuff, and other anime. I think the Albedo guy liked Gundam too but I don't know if that was confirmed
          I wonder if they're okay with furries turning into uwu *nuzzles* pansexual orgies.

          >mlp
          Bronies are men or trannies at best.

          The majority of remaining people who still talk about MLP are literally the girls who grew up with it. Horse girls also always were and will be a thing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > The majority of remaining people who still talk about MLP are literally the girls who grew up with it. Horse girls also always were and will be a thing
            Yeaaaaah! I see it all the time on Twitter and Instagram. Girl mlp fans who were young when the show was around, and now they are older they are literally the only ones left making mlp fanart

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > I wonder if they're okay with furries turning into uwu *nuzzles* pansexual orgies.
            Lol no. Keep in mind what you are describing was already happening in the 90s! See there was always a sexual element to the furry fandom, but then again you could say the same for most fandoms back then, SPECIALLY anime. Some dub companies would go out of their way to promote their tapes as being the raunchiest and edgiest thing out there. Fandoms were simply more adult oriented back then. But there’s a difference with adult artwork and people turning a convention into a sex meetup.
            That’s slowly what Confurence turned into specially by the 8th Confurence. Some blamed Mark Merlino (who was gay) for promoting the con in alternative lifestyle sites. Leading to people who weren’t even furries showing up at the con. Whether this is true or not I don’t know. But people back then complained. I’ve seen old comics from famous artists like Gene Catlow or Shawn Keller complaining about how depraved the con had become.
            If anything it seems like now furries are trying to clean up the image of the fandom, some cons like Northwest Furfest are strictly SFW. But yes some of the old guys hate the fact that become a fetish sex thing for some people

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The majority of remaining people who still talk about MLP
            All 10 of them?
            Anyway /mlp/ is still brony land.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This comic takes place ten years, wonder where they are today?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One gets groomed.
    One troons out.
    One gets pregnant young with a loser and hits up local DND clubs after high school to find a father for the kid.
    One becomes a micro eceleb.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this a common thing? I just got into dnd and one of like 3 women that attend any of the groups has these kids that run around the table, her and her boyfriend have super special donut steal homebrew characters while their children cause a ruckus

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >letting women into your d n d group
        rather have a rajeesh, at least he could make some bad ass chakram monk or something and he wouldnt ruin the game
        >has kids
        >boyfriend
        lmfao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The other two are fine, its just her and her fricking kids
          One of the others brings her dog who is much more well behaved than the children and she steals the shoes off her owner

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would all 4 of them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have regular art of them too, like not in the Eltingville Club style

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        well post them!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Here’s Liz, I’ll post some more soon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hey gloomy! Good to see you again from the OC threads!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hey! Thanks! I didn’t really expect to get a thing on some random pilot edit I made

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ah lol I just meant I saw your cool ocs with college/university lol.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            she cute, would hold her hand and give head pats well into old age

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            do you have bios for the other girls?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Not yet, hoping to work on them this week. It’s finally my break, so I’m doing a bunch of art stuff this week.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you post your stuff in the oc threads right?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I also posted some nsfw of Liz on /aco/

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                solo?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, it’s with another person’s oc but i should post some solo soon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                can I make an OC to hang out with these losers

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Go ahead!

                Which one of the girls likes shotas the most?

                I don’t think any of them, but the most likely to draw that shit for money is Billie, who is on the far right in OP’s pic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The sexiest one is the most likely to draw shotas
                Baaaaaaased I bet the c**t next to her would have an aneurysm over it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                idk her name but she's that girl who was super hyper in school but disappeared one day only to have became a teen mom by a guy who was in college. Very unmedicated ADHD and spends most of her money buying dolls and plushies of anime she likes overseas

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She and Gwen would get along well. Maybe she’d be a babysitter for the kid.

                Thanks! You got anymore short comics or pics of them? Or a link to the artist's DA or twitter?

                [...]
                Are they all in their 20s?

                >Billie: likes athletic guys and “bad boys”
                Cool.

                >Aggie: she says she’s mostly a lesbian but she’d settle for a guy with long hair and a slender build
                Probably the Bill of the team.

                >Gwen: really into more intellectual guys not necessarily nerds but someone she feels she could learn from, especially guys who are shorter than her
                She sounds like she'd be the fun one.

                >Liz: desperate, she likes guys who are taller but that’s not much criteria since she’s 4’9
                The mad womanlet maybe?

                Oh I forgot to say! Yes, they’re all 20+

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They should cosplay together lol idk why but my mind went straight to Panty and Stocking

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                shiggy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              what in the name of scott pilgrim reject

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There's no community college in Staten Island, the only CUNY is CSI and that's a 4 year college.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I honestly envisioned this series taking place somewhere near Baltimore/DC

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Funny you say that, most of the girls I know like that IRL are in Baltimore.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Also in real life women have boyfriends/girlfriends just for existing so them not having any is inaccurate.
              I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

              >look at me I'm so special I care about incels
              >is asked to provide the one thing men want from women
              >noooooo I won't do that
              Yet another attention prostitute.

              Duh doy. All women are attention prostitutes by law, always brush off their sympathy and comments.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's possible that a woman could not have a boyfriend 24/7 because she's so delusional she's holding out for Chad, but it needs to be portrayed accurately, showing the c**t rejecting good men all the time because she thinks they are not good enough for her.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed, something like Billie rejecting a doomer guy while vying for dark triad Chad with a great jawline.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >white women cosplaying japanese characters
              ew
              she's right to shun her friend

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I’ve noticed this about geek girls, they are more likely to engage in cancel culture than boy geeks.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Women and trannies are all about cancel culture.

                There's no woman out there who doesn't side with cancel culture. Ask a woman if a male colleague who creeped out a woman shouldn't be reported to HR.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What if I told you that conservative women exist who b***h about not being able to say anything anymore who aren't boomers? They're not at hip dive bars looking for good girl points online, they're at actual dive bars telling racist jokes to make actual people they know laugh.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            WOULD!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Georgina

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's like Costanza and one of the Golden Girls had a serial killer baby.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Liz tries to girl talk

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i will never understand why people make threads about and talk about "femcels" when they all absolutely hate their male counterpart with the heat of a thousand suns and would actually gag even at the idea of remotely considering giving le evil icky ugly incels a chance. unironically these people hate loser failed men and don't see themselves as the female equivalent because women can be complete total failures and still have inherent value in the eyes if society. a man has to prove his worth or be born a chad and a woman has a warm hole.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey creator of the comic here, I disagree I generally like incels

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if you're a biological woman then you're one in a million. a woman's biological instinct is to reject low value unattractive men immediately.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I am biologically female. I just don’t see what the problem is, incels generally like the same stuff as me, we have more in common than most people. No one deserves to feel lonely.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            society tells ugly low value/older virgin men constantly that yes they do deserve to be lonely and spat on.

            And I will never understand why annoying spergs like you take the term "femcel" so seriously.
            It's just a shorthand for loser ugly woman. There's no other comparable buzzword so "femcel" gets used the most. Nobody is talking about sexual dynamics. But unfortunately your autism can't read between the lines and compels you to ape out instead

            cause femcel implies a woman would have difficulty getting laid which is hilarious.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                do you accept commissions

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I do, I also do nsfw stuff upon request

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would like to request NSFW please

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                do you post nsfw to aco? i swear you said you did but never found it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I did once, on the OC thread

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >cause femcel implies a woman would have difficulty getting laid which is hilarious.
              Once again, moron, nobody is actually talking about getting laid when using the term femcel. Hell, nobody even talks about that when using the word incel. Playboy sex traffickers like Andrew Tate get called an incel nowadays. It's just a shorthand for "loser". Do you get now, dumbass? You don't need to have a meltdown everytime someone uses a word incorrectly. It's just a easy buzzword that most people without your mental disability can identify as "undesirable gross person". Femcel just means "undesirable gross person, but female". Whether or not they're celibate is no longer a factor.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                in EVERYONE'S mind when you use incel or femcel they automatically think
                >person who cannot get laid
                it doesn't matter if some twittertards call tate an incel to 99% of people incel/femcel implies the person is just an ugly loser who can't get laid like everyone else can.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, because being female, they would always eventually find a simp willing to have sex with them.

            If you really liked incels you would have sex with them IRL. Talk is cheap, every woman "likes" someone until it's time to spread your legs and offer your vegana.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >sex before marriage
              you're not actually advocating for that, are you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She could agree to do anal before marriage. What are you suggesting, paying for a woman for nothing good in return?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                don't pay for one

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You pay for a woman the moment you spend any money for her, even coffee. Stop telling men not to get their money's worth.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i meant draw an OC waifu

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Until the twitter c**ts cancel you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >allowing your OC waifu to hit the internet

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well you wouldn’t want me to be a prostitute either. I have a fiancé, so we’ll just have to stay friends. Again, my email is out there.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >has a fiancé
                toppest kek. every time man. every single woman out there is taken/sharing the same dude with other women, or too picky. fricking lol

                lmao even

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Unless you’re an architect or have a very specific fetish then you wouldn’t like me anyways, you’re not missing out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i would just love to know where the single women out there are who are willing to date nonchads. i can only assume they're shut ins and just never use apps or online dating or something. its extremely frustrating.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you're never going to find anyone on dating apps unless you're hot and looking for hookups. get off them now and learn to talk to people irl and yes you'll find single women that are willing to date your 5/10 ass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I have a fiancé
                What did I tell you about female not having any problems because there's always a simp willing to put up with them?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Provide sex or shut up.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry, I can only roleplay through the internet

              I would like to request NSFW please

              Same for you, just shoot me an email and let me know what you want.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >look at me I'm so special I care about incels
                >is asked to provide the one thing men want from women
                >noooooo I won't do that
                Yet another attention prostitute.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You’re not going to want to have sex with me, I promise you. I’m a fat, ugly autistic loser, I can’t cook, I’m gross and I’m messy. You’re better off.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fat autistic and ugly?
                Sounds like the ideal woman.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have a biological vegana between your legs? If the answer is yes, someone wants to have sex with you, that's guaranteed. Maybe he'll put a paper bag over your head, maybe he'll regret it with post nut clarity, but you'll always find someone willing to stick his dick in you. So shut up and stop whining.
                If you're a troony however, now you might be onto something.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not whining?
                I even said the girls I designed aren’t meant to be femcels, they’re just geeks. People just say femcel to refer to them being generally unattractive.

                I’m just reassuring you that you’re fine without having sex with me because you kept saying I should.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >People just say femcel to refer to them being generally unattractive
                >whole thread full of simps willing to have sex with them and even wife them up
                Your own thread is proof you are so full bullshit.

                >you kept saying I should
                I'm just showing you prove women are all attention prostitutes, no exception. You whine how you like incels, but when asked to provide the only thing men care about, you refuse like all women. You're useless like all other holes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I just wanted to make a girls version of this fandom phenomena, because girls act in a different way. I don’t really talk in the comics about their boyfriend or dating situation.

                Do you want to talk seriously about this? I’d rather do that privately, like I said I’d like to find you someone.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I just wanted to make a girls version
                >I don’t really talk in the comics about their boyfriend or dating situation

                You want to make a girl version while leaving out the only aspect that makes these girls actual girls (read: prostitutes) and not just a bunch of trannies. You didn't think this though did you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You really seem like you need to talk to someone. I’d say email me but we’re sort of past that, I assume you have discord because most people do. It’s the same as my artist name, just add me and I’ll talk to you. Maybe I can find you a girl and you won’t be so mad all the time.

                >Maybe I can find you a girl and you won’t be so mad all the time.
                Will EltingAnon deliver? Or will IncelAnon's bitterness drive his one chance away? Tune in next thread and find out!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >like I said I’d like to find you someone.
                You still avoided his request.

                >I just wanted to make a girls version
                >I don’t really talk in the comics about their boyfriend or dating situation

                You want to make a girl version while leaving out the only aspect that makes these girls actual girls (read: prostitutes) and not just a bunch of trannies. You didn't think this though did you.

                This.
                Every single comic with a female main character has always ALWAYS had some love triangle related shit. It's what defines a comic with a woman as the star. It ensures the audience knows what's going on.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >comic with a female main character has always ALWAYS had some love triangle related shit
                mine won't, it won't have Romance at all

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So it will be a comic about trannies. Well you do say transwomen are women.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                um no lol idk why you're obsessed with bringing up trans people it's giving chaser

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your comic is about "women" who act male, think male, have no female traits at all but use she/her pronouns. You're writing trannies dude.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you don't even know how my ocs act or look lol you sound insane dude

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand, how does her not wanting to have sex with you prove that women are prostitutes? Doesn't it prove the opposite?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                they're off their meds or something

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Women spread their legs for Chad while rejecting good men. She is no exception. She doesn't want to have sex with incels, even though she knows that's the one thing that would make her valuable, but she wants sex with Chad. She will deny this, but it's true.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, how about this? I will have sex with you, but my fiancé has to join in. Then it’s okay. If you’re cool with that then we’re good.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >women are not prostitutes wah wah wah
                >literally first thing she does is propose deviant sex
                Jesus wept.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                hi, it's the anon who just made this post I love dicks up my ass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do you want to have sex? Because there’s the option. You gotta have sex with my fiancé too.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So you're saying even though you're fat, ugly autistic loser, I can’t cook, I’m gross and I’m messy, you STILL found a simp who is willing to stick his dick in you?

                >I'm fat autistic ugly and gross
                >By the way I have a fiancé
                AHAHAHAHHAA
                AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
                EVERYTIME
                EVERY FRICKING TIME
                THEY ALWAYS GO FULL MASK OFF AND JUST ADMIT THEY'RE DATING CHAD ANYWAY!!!
                AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
                Oh women, you're all such funny creatures that if I were asexual and had no reason to hate you, I'd love you for all being so pathetically funny.

                Yeah, it's like clockwork. And then they wonder why their dishonest attempts always fail, lol.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm fat autistic ugly and gross
                >By the way I have a fiancé
                AHAHAHAHHAA
                AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
                EVERYTIME
                EVERY FRICKING TIME
                THEY ALWAYS GO FULL MASK OFF AND JUST ADMIT THEY'RE DATING CHAD ANYWAY!!!
                AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
                Oh women, you're all such funny creatures that if I were asexual and had no reason to hate you, I'd love you for all being so pathetically funny.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn’t really call him a Chad… But if that’s what you think I’m sure he appreciates it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                All men who have any women are comparatively Chad to me, tell him I said that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >every guy who has a gf is a Chad
                I didn't know Chris chan had sons

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Chris has gotten girlfriends before and is actually a very good looking man
                Er--
                WAS
                A very good looking man underneath all his weight. If he just locked in he could have reached a good life.
                I'm ugly so I never could.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Chris Chan is a woman, respect her pronouns bigot.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                where are the pronouns nonce other than your bio

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I love how they automatically assume the BF is a chad, that even Cinemaphile femcels can pull a 10/10 if they just go outside and talk to people. There aren't enough chads to go around, go to your local civil court and see the men who are getting married.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >women would NEVER marry a simp for money and cuck him with Chad! NEVER!!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >All women are secretly hooking up with Chad on the side
                How does he have the time for all that?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you type like a saturday morning cartoon character?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >reduced to whining about nonsensical bullshit
                This is how you know a woman is upset because she knows she has lost.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why didn't you want to answer the question? Do you dislike conversation?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a goofycel. I'm a silly billycel. I'm a goofy doofycel. A thespian rejected by lesbians. I'm a Jokercel baby.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Aw!! I love you Anon!! You're my silly billycel... <3

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do you want to have sex? Because there’s the option. You gotta have sex with my fiancé too.

                I note IncelAnon isn't asking the most important questions - will fiance be a top or a bottom? Male or female?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Some people aren't into depravity, yes I know that's hard to understand for females.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >on Cinemaphile
                >not into depravity
                Why are you even here?

                the thing I'm curious about is, what was the plan if she had said yes to the sex

                Meet-up, STD tests, and naughty funtimes I'm hoping

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm here to point out why women don't deserve rights, as this thread shows.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                When are you going to frick me, Anon? I’m waiting!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the thing I'm curious about is, what was the plan if she had said yes to the sex

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Note that I never said "have sex with me", I only pointed out her hypocrisy at pretending to care for incels while refusing to provide the only thing incel want from women.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How do you know her fiance wasn't a incel before she caught him?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                women can sense when a man is an icky incel and instinctively avoid him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Incels are not attractive to women.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Note that I never said "have sex with me", I only pointed out her hypocrisy at pretending to care for incels while refusing to provide the only thing incel want from women.
                I am technically an incel, sex isnt the only thing I want from women

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he still expects love from women
                Anon... women are not capable of love, the sooner you accept this the better.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon... women are not capable of love, the sooner you accept this the better.
                Trust me, women are capable of love. Love isn't necessarily a good thing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They are capable of lust, for Chad. Don't confuse that with love though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sex is the main reason to lockdown a woman else we wouldn't deal with them at all.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I mean I'm an incel too and I agree with him I don't care about sex.
                Wait why are we fighting DON'T LET THE WOMEN DIVIDE US FOCUS ON THE ENEMY!!!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                if you don't care about sex you're not an incel. you're some dickless soiboy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >sex is the main reason to lockdown a woman else we wouldn't deal with them at all.
                I'd be willing to be friends with a woman without being romantically interested.
                Why wouldn't you be willing to deal with them?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I'd be willing to be friends with a woman without being romantically interested.
                Lies and bullshit. Not even women are capable of being friends with women.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                so you'd be a gay friend.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm straight

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nta but most of them are boring irl

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Good point. I change my mind, I’ll do it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                All women are prostitutes at birth the question is will you be a prostitute of use to me by sleeping with me or just another c**t who can be dying on the street and I wouldn't look twice knowing you'd do the same.

                IncelAnon posts and thinks like this and then wonders why women find him repulsive

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                1. That's two people
                2. Ah yes all women have access to my Cinemaphile history telepathically

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >There are two identical IncelAnons in this thread
                terrifying

                women can sense when a man is an icky incel and instinctively avoid him.

                Incels are not attractive to women.

                IncelHivemind

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                incels could be anywhere. they could be your neighbor, or beside you in line at the grocery store. truly terrifying for women i am sure.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >UH YOU GUYS SHARE BELIEFS?! UH HIVEMIND HIVEMIND!
                Do you have anything of value to say?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I want to mock you for sounding so alike but I can't argue with these digits

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                All women are prostitutes at birth the question is will you be a prostitute of use to me by sleeping with me or just another c**t who can be dying on the street and I wouldn't look twice knowing you'd do the same.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you have a biological vegana between your legs? If the answer is yes, someone wants to have sex with you, that's guaranteed. Maybe he'll put a paper bag over your head, maybe he'll regret it with post nut clarity, but you'll always find someone willing to stick his dick in you. So shut up and stop whining.
                You know thats the same for guys as well?
                If you are living and breathing, there is some desperate gay guy who would frick you.
                Ugly poor guys still manage to get laid. You just have to lower your standards to rock bottom, if all else fails.

                If you are a burn victim or horribly mutilated, date blind women.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >some desperate gay guy
                Because women are never desperate enough, kek.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >NOBODY CHOOSES TO BE GAY CHUD
                >ugh can't you just go gay incel
                which is it?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Same thing goes for fricking an ugly enough person of the oposite sex, for a straight person.
                If they are revolting enough, a sane person wouldn't want to frick them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are you me? WTF.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                don't tell me what I want. I assure you I would want to have sex with you no matter how disgusting or filthy or boring. Don't understimate my desparation dammit! I've been cultivating it for years and you think you can just brush it away with some bland crap like that!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                looking at your twitter I would want you to sit on me. does that sound too weird? I'm sorry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I am biologically female. I just don’t see what the problem is, incels generally like the same stuff as me, we have more in common than most people. No one deserves to feel lonely.

        >I like incels
        Who are you favorite fictional incels? Also, you're not the same femanon from years ago who likes Bill are you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not the same Bill anon, honestly I can’t think of many fictional incels

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dan Dan Vs?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you like fictional nerd boys? Or does your taste in men have more variety?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              My taste in men has some variety but I really just like a bunch of different varieties of men in the same genre if that makes sense. If they’re able to talk to me about stuff I like, chances are I’ll find them attractive.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >chances are I’ll find them attractive
                Unless you are having sex with them, your words don't mean shit. You're too old to make a good mother, might as well make yourself useful and be a cumdumpster.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You really seem like you need to talk to someone. I’d say email me but we’re sort of past that, I assume you have discord because most people do. It’s the same as my artist name, just add me and I’ll talk to you. Maybe I can find you a girl and you won’t be so mad all the time.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cool.

                >chances are I’ll find them attractive
                Unless you are having sex with them, your words don't mean shit. You're too old to make a good mother, might as well make yourself useful and be a cumdumpster.

                Stop seething you homosexual.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why are women so homophobic? Notice how whe you kick them off their pedestal, the first thing they do is call you a homosexual and tell you to go have gay sex. That's really hypocritical from the gender that screeches about diversity and rights for minorities nonstop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And I will never understand why annoying spergs like you take the term "femcel" so seriously.
      It's just a shorthand for loser ugly woman. There's no other comparable buzzword so "femcel" gets used the most. Nobody is talking about sexual dynamics. But unfortunately your autism can't read between the lines and compels you to ape out instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Society constantly makes sure men fail at every turn
      >Women refuse to talk to men unless they are perfect

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stop talking about 3d women. NO ONE CARES. this thread is for 2D only

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      then don't use the term femcel.
      >ohhhh she is le heckin femcel coded and quirky and not like le other girls just like me!!!
      >*gets insides rearranged by chad bf later*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't. wtf are you on about?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >so what?
        femcel implies a involuntarily celibate female. so just say nerd. don't say femcel if you don't want to make it about sex or lack of.

        the OP didn't say femcel, just female

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          atp they're just yapping to yap

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            not my fault women want to appropriate incel/loser culture while simultaneously ignoring or rejecting dozens of men or never being single.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              no one said femcel, nerds of both genders exist, idk why you're dying on this hill

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the term femcel always ends up being brought up in these threads regardless of what i say.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nerd=/= incel

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no one said it homosexual, you just instantly went off into a tangent about femcels

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't even spoken to you before, schizo. Not everyone is the same poster.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                and you're still a homosexual, sad!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                *bbbrrrrtt
                there, smell that

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Would it help if I, the creator, said they’re not femcels? They have trouble with boys largely because they’re awkward, but I think they each have a type.

              Also you never emailed me :’( you don’t wanna be friends? Sad.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what are the types?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Billie: likes athletic guys and “bad boys”
                Aggie: she says she’s mostly a lesbian but she’d settle for a guy with long hair and a slender build
                Gwen: really into more intellectual guys not necessarily nerds but someone she feels she could learn from, especially guys who are shorter than her
                Liz: desperate, she likes guys who are taller but that’s not much criteria since she’s 4’9

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                then i'm sol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >no longer athletic, bad knees
                >dont fit
                >im moronic and not short
                >she's already with someone

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                so liz is the only one that would date their equivalent and gwen is some weirdo who likes manlets.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Gwen would and Billie would too. The “bad boy” thing is mostly if you act edgy, not being athletic isn’t a deal breaker. Gwen likes manley spergs.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                *manlet whoops

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/oZsM8xe.jpg

                could an all female reboot of the Eltonville Club work?

                Sorry, but who's who? I know Liz is the one with the red cap.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                From left to right of OP:

                Liz, Gwen is the fat one, Aggie is the one with glasses and Billie is the one in purple

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks! You got anymore short comics or pics of them? Or a link to the artist's DA or twitter?

                Billie: likes athletic guys and “bad boys”
                Aggie: she says she’s mostly a lesbian but she’d settle for a guy with long hair and a slender build
                Gwen: really into more intellectual guys not necessarily nerds but someone she feels she could learn from, especially guys who are shorter than her
                Liz: desperate, she likes guys who are taller but that’s not much criteria since she’s 4’9

                Are they all in their 20s?

                >Billie: likes athletic guys and “bad boys”
                Cool.

                >Aggie: she says she’s mostly a lesbian but she’d settle for a guy with long hair and a slender build
                Probably the Bill of the team.

                >Gwen: really into more intellectual guys not necessarily nerds but someone she feels she could learn from, especially guys who are shorter than her
                She sounds like she'd be the fun one.

                >Liz: desperate, she likes guys who are taller but that’s not much criteria since she’s 4’9
                The mad womanlet maybe?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I am the artist but you can find my stuff at gloomypunks on twitter or cooltrash95 on tumblr.

                >Liz: desperate, she likes guys who are taller but that’s not much criteria since she’s 4’9
                Explicitly demands men be 6 feet tall despite being a midget who thinks anyone over 5 foot 4 is huge

                It’s worse, she demands they share all her TTRPG opinions

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Liz: desperate, she likes guys who are taller but that’s not much criteria since she’s 4’9
                Explicitly demands men be 6 feet tall despite being a midget who thinks anyone over 5 foot 4 is huge

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Gwen likes guys who are shorter than her
                Ngl, it would be nice to get a strong hug from a cute chubby girl.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh no the one on the right is super hot

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What’s even funnier is that she’s Mexican.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only if they're all unique and funny. Also all of them being heterosexual would be a huge plus.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A group of fat anime-loving women who were in the anime club in highschool and are now in their late 20s start a vtuber group called Rainbow where they are, unsurprisingly, flatteringly sexy characters despite their ugly bodies in real life.

    Hijinx ensue.

    And by hijinx I mean 3 of them decide to relentlessly try and bully the 4th one into suicide and when that fails, they have to fend off the ensuing lawsuit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this sounds v ery specific as if it actually happened

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    omg Gloomy thread!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For once it’s not about how ugly and fat I am, I’m pleasantly surprised

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    test

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it was a direct reboot of the original it would succeed in making a lot of people angry. Then a bunch of people on here would defend it because they're thirsty for frumpy nerd girls that are actually in their league. Then some porn would be made, and then we'd all forget about it after a few months.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      every girl "in your league" is typically a league below you unless you're an 8/10 or better looking and just have women throw themselves at you.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop shilling your shit gloomy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I shouldn't even respond to the bait but, just to show you I didn't make the thread

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't prove shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what you want from me dude, nothing is going to prove anything to you because your accusation makes no sense.

          Why would I hide the fact I was posting my work? I only post my stuff in 2 places: OC thread and HYW and barely HYW now that it's a shitshow.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest with me: If I shipped Liz with Marley Bishop, am I gonna be seen as weird?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://the-conservatory.fandom.com/wiki/Lovely_Ladybug
        >Be a cool gamer/science nerd girl who loves comics
        >be like 4 feet, pretty much a dwarfism-effected fellow
        >she's also a trying superhero

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So yeah I guess marley and liz would be fricking destroying each other in their comic-fueled libido sex shit

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >could an all female reboot of the Eltonville Club work?
    I want to say yes but I can't even if I want to so badly unless the show takes place in the 10s because what the hell is there to talk about nowadays that'll create conflicts and relatability in the group for the intended audience to relate and/or find amusing?
    I feel like, how the pilot of the show went, it'll be a one and done kind of deal and that show came out at a time where there's lots of shit that can be talked about that the audience, both intended and unintended, can at least get.
    But now?
    Now what?
    I loved to be proven absolutely wrong on this and maybe someone on this board has a viable solution to this problem because I don't.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its now one guy incel rambling
    Go have gay sex if you hate women so much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Its now one guy incel rambling
      he does this every thread

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I dont come to these that often so thats why im out of the loop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's kinda funny

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like him, I keep trying to get him to email me but he refuses. I like the chase though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >go have gay sex
      i accept your concession that women live on tutorial mode.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No gay men are just prostitutes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wow that's homophobic, can't believe you would say that in 2021+3.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i mean you defaulted to
          >just be gay incel
          therefore i win.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is why you don't reply to your haters for any purpose, a cautionary tale.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It could work
    BUT
    You’d have to completely restructure it. Because geek girl toxicity is different than geek boy toxicity
    Geek girls are different than geek boys, there’s similarities sure but there’s differences but you can still make them toxic as frick and it can work and be funny.
    I remember once here on Cinemaphile (I’m not sure which board) someone posted a really funny yet frightening story about a nasty fat weeb girl who stabbed another girl over some drama within their circle, really funny stuff.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why do women hate good faithful Christian men who are in happy loving successful marriages?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely think this guy(s) is just taking a piss. Ignore , report, ect ect

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hi gloomy! How's the almighty ring wielder in your life? Has he made an crazy decrees as of late?
    and can I send like an email or something, im kinda wanting to shoot an email thanks to life being life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He’s great, thank you! Actually today is the last day of his Pathfinder campaign so he’s a little sad but in a good way because a new Cthulhu inspired campaign is going to start soon.

      Yeah, shoot me an email at [email protected]

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I actually meant the one crazy guy thats essentially ruining an edumication system but fantastic to hear about person A!
        and thanks id like to just write a little something, you wont have to respond either, guess id just like some eyes to read it and thats it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh that guy? Yeah, he still thinks he’s a wizard or some shit. And yeah I’ll read over whatever you send me.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Female Eltingville Club
    >Cartoon about a group of insular nerdy women hostile to anyone and each other

    Also the pilot had a right start with how a female Eltingville would look like, the sister was some goth kid into voodoo. Too bad she doesn't appear in the comics

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think industrycuck maybe in this thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped reading the minute I just saw schizophrenic screeching about trannies out of nowhere, barking at someone making OC, and incels yelling about women and ranting about how THEY think women act and then begging for sex

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's one long minute anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I just made one post and then skimmed through the thread realizing there isn't a lot of Eltingville discussed and just political grievances being spouted
          Like there's a fricking bible passage right above me. What's up with that?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I’m sorry it had to be like this.
            It’s mostly because someone called them femcels.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's more that people think that being incels was a defining trait of the characters of the original comic. I don't know if that's necessary to be a toxic fan but I guess many just assumed the sexual frustration and the rejection was the main cause of their pent-up anger

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There’s only one canon instance of that and it’s from Bill, Jerry grew up fine, Josh doesn’t seem concerned with women, and Pete… Well, Pete found a way to be a scumbag but at least he’s not sexually frustrated I guess?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >no you guys these incel characters are suddenly not incels at all because my whole idea is exposed for the bullshit it is otherwise

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I’m just wondering if you read the comics because they were just geeks, in the sequel time skip it seems like only Bill is an incel

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Incel culture is weird to me. The term wasn't really a sub culture until the whole "men gone their own way" and the backlash against it. After it people started attacking everything "incel" and people starting thinking the things being attacked as part of an incel culture.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Was the point of origin some guy going about how femcels don't exist and thus killing the thread

              >states some character to be a catholic
              >rages when the actual religion gets brought up

              I don't know what schizophrenic delusions you're on about. Also you don't know how real average people work and behave if you think they follow every single rule of their religion by the letter
              I can hop on a ferry right now and visit the real Eltingville in like an hour, I grew up Catholic. And my mother still ate meat Good Friday

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah kinda the thing that flipped the kill switch

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So you're not a real catholic and neither is your mother. What's the point of saying you're X when you don't even do the basics of X?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                STOP BEING A LEGALIST. YOU CAN'T GET INTO HEAVEN BY ACTS AND LAWS. IF YOU COULD THEN JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR NOTHING.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you Pope Anon, arbiter on a religion of billions of people worldwide, decider on who can be in and isn't, THE One TRUE Scotsman of legend
                You should join the IDF next and beat up those ultra religious israelites who wave Palestine flags and thus aren't israeli enough

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >states some character to be a catholic
            >rages when the actual religion gets brought up

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Was literally a different anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is he the anon reddit spacing or the guy typing all caps laughter, both of them are moronic either way

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad that I pissed you off so much hours later, after zero contact you're still mad.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Which one struggles the most during rape? My bet's on pinky but blondie might have her beat. The fat one cums during rape and the brown one wouldn't care.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most "incels" could hire a hooker, so they are celibates unless hookers are illegal where you live.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      80% of this site lives in NA where it is illegal and risky.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        F

        No pussy no labor.
        [...]
        Sex is not what incels want.

        Sex changes perspectives and raises morale. It doesn't work for everyone, but for some it will.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to talking about Eltonville but with girls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eltonville but with girls doesn't exist, because girls have guaranteed simps.
      You already have Mean Girls if you want petty drama with women, and that's far more realistic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based Mean Girls enjoyercel.
        I myself am a Heatherscel.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you think every girl relates to Mean Girls you’re severely mistaken. Not everyone was pretty or interested in fashion.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's a loser female character in Mean Girls too, the lesbian.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Eltonville but with girls doesn't exist, because girls have guaranteed simps.
        Eltingville isn't about guys trying to get laid, have you even read it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Eltingville isn't about guys trying to get laid, have you even read it?
          I don't think they did, half the people in this thread are calling it Eltonville

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Jerry having a girlfriend sets Bill off in the last strip. I know they're about nerdy pursuits and Pete is super horny but part of their dynamic is being distinctly masculine.
          Although for a brief aside, it was weird when the focus of the last strip was Bill is an butthole when the humor of the strip is Josh is a big fat butthole. Even in the one where they're all indie comic creators, they decide to make the joke Bill is an butthole and Josh was just the guy who couldn't accept that his constant capeshit satires are in and of themselves capeshit instead of the guy who spergs out over his satires being capeshit and causes a fight where 3 of their drawing tables are smashed.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Jerry having a girlfriend sets Bill off in the last strip. I know they're about nerdy pursuits and Pete is super horny but part of their dynamic is being distinctly masculine.
            That was the last one, purposefully dramatic but the majority of the stories were about nerdshit. There was some indication about them being weird about women in the strip before that, but that was mainly about Bill finally being able to run the comic shop while the owner was away. And then fricking it up
            >Although for a brief aside, it was weird when the focus of the last strip was Bill is an butthole when the humor of the strip is Josh is a big fat butthole. Even in the one where they're all indie comic creators, they decide to make the joke Bill is an butthole and Josh was just the guy who couldn't accept that his constant capeshit satires are in and of themselves capeshit instead of the guy who spergs out over his satires being capeshit and causes a fight where 3 of their drawing tables are smashed.
            I think Bill and Josh just share a lot in common, they're both buttholes and both cause a lot of problems, and are what weigh Jerry down in the last comic. And I thought Bill was the one making constant capeshit parodies in the indie comix strip, he's the one who focuses on capes and comics while Josh is the general sci-fi guy

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I remember the gag of Mr. Fantastic representing Marvel and his dick was stretching and fricking all of the investors at once. Then when the Bill proxy got drunk, he tore down everyone's work and that was his criticism of the Josh proxy.

              And yeah, there were more jokes about jerking off than going for women. They even have the gag in the Bring Me the Head of Boba Fett strip where there's a erotic superhero comic where the women take off their costumes and another mentions it's not interesting without the costume. They don't want girlfriends that they know from school, they want their waifus. But because the focus of the strip was on nerds being obsessive and negative, the sexlessness is implied.

              You know, a lot of Dorkin's work is fairly sexless. Probably because that isn't funny to him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I remember the one that ends with all of them going home and not being able to jerk off
                >They don't want girlfriends that they know from school, they want their waifus.
                That's totally true.
                The last strip mentions that Jerry almost got a gf in high school, but Bill lied to her by saying that Jerry thought she was a bawd in order to make her leave crying and thus "save" the club. But I didn't mention it because it was only mentioned in the last comic as a memory, again to drive home the point that Jerry can be normal but his friends are crabs in a bucket

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Based Bill doing what he had to do. That one always makes me shed a tear of joy.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hours spent arguing instead of working to crush puss or make money
    >not even discussing nerd shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why do anything when men out there just exist and will frick your future potential wife for free?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No pussy no labor.

      Most "incels" could hire a hooker, so they are celibates unless hookers are illegal where you live.

      Sex is not what incels want.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For email anon!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she fricking better be back soon
      imisshersomuch

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can’t see too well but I have thumbnails for next chapter on the back

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's so... unrealistic.
      A male clerk would never complain about female customers.
      Females would never accuse each other directly like that. My sister follows make up drama, where you have actual women not these trannies, women are all about presenting a good face while pretending to be shocked that troony influencer X doesn't behave like a real woman but transwomen are women.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Females would never accuse each other directly like that.
        They absolutely would. Depends on how catty they are feeling at that time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Catty women are feminine, those trannies ain't that.

          Women in fandoms just act different, a lot of this is based on my own experience with Tumblr girls in the 2010s and that’s the people it’s talking about.

          Tumblr girls love how netflix casted a previously white male character as a trans BIPOC non-binary queer in their latest adaptation. That's the difference. Funnily enough this is the only thing that's missing from these pathetic attempts to copy, ranting how your fave is problematic and how casting black people into white roles is OK but the reverse is a no-no. Problematic is Tumblr's favorite word and none of these b***hes rants about 50 Shades of Grey? This is how you know these comics are delusional.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >50 Shades of Grey
            couldn't even find a piece of media that's relevant lol

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Not my fault women haven't produced anything of note since. Although there's always Rowling and her transphobic tweets.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I haven’t really made that many comics because I have a job, there’s only like 3 or 4

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women in fandoms just act different, a lot of this is based on my own experience with Tumblr girls in the 2010s and that’s the people it’s talking about.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >A male clerk would never complain about female customers
        Are you so mentally challenged that you think the average man will glance at any female and instinctually jack off on the spot without any other emotion.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No men just aren't allowed to complain about women because if they do other men will tell them to man up and shut up, and women will call him sexist, then HR fires him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >A male clerk would never complain about female customers.
        t. Person who has never worked customer service

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Middle-aged karens don't really register as women to people. Like yeah, you know they are female, but they have hit the wall so you don't wanna frick them, you know?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who's that on the counter? A boy or a girl?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Random guy, I didn’t name him

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is he gay? Only a homosexual would complain like that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe? I didn’t think too much about his character

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well you should.
              If he's straight, it's unrealistic. He should be thinking how he wants to frick them.
              If he's gay, your portrayal is homophobic, don't turn him into a gay stereotype.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He’s just a background guy, he’s not meant to be a reoccurring character

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And? It's still shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The guy from the catgirl comic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          1. Peter doesn't have freckles, braces, or black hair
          2. >Implying he would be capable or willing to interact with customers at a counter for 4-8 hours

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, I draw Peter a lot and he does look similar because of that reason. Sometimes I don’t think about who I’m drawing and I draw Peter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is a comfort character?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Female fandom lingo for a character you relate to and makes you feel comforted when you see images of them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >what the frick is a comfort character?
        A platonic waifu.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You know those guys on Cinemaphile who spam images of a single character? Like the guy who spams collages of gwenpool.
        Thats the tumblr word for them.
        Except its not always horny.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that's a thing men do, not women.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you moronic?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, I'm correct.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                look up the "Gojo figure incident" and you will see that woman can do nasty shit for fictional characters

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                too

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                GFI is not the same as a waifu collage you Black person.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                kys bastard. It was just an example

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Frick you c**toid you made a stupid comparison and got called out for it stay mad.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Women do nasty shit for attention. Marina Abramovic was all about using blood as "art" too and being satanic about it, she too stopped when she faded into obscurity.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But there's also the girl that was obsessed with south park and a lot of others.
                I just think its not appropriate to generalize.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the time, when you see a man posting about strange things, especially on Cinemaphile, he's looking for validation. It's such a common occurrence it gives rise to entire communities.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >look up the "Gojo figure incident"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This.
                "Ooga booga period blood on a action figure! Women are so gross and quirky loll!!!"
                Women will never ever be considered truly gross until they can rival the cum cocoon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That guy looks like John Homestuck.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Despite my hatred for foids I'd like to toast to this thread for distracting from the oscars.
    Frick the oscars.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No because women don't nerd like that. Part of the identity of nerds in Eltingville is they don't get laid. Women only don't get laid when they don't want to (and sometimes not even then.)

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are these archived anywhere? it looks cute

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No. You could riff on it and do something spiritually similar, but a big part of Eltonville is drawing from the bitter, entitled resentment you see in some older fanboys. You can't really do the whole "you fricking c**ts are ruining this, this is a BOY FANDOM" rant for example.

    Again, you COULD do something SIMILAR with horrible women that are older fans of something (Fujos or some shit), but it wouldn't hit the same beats.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. If some woman started ranting how transwomen are ruining the girl space, she would get called a terf and get kicked out for being transphobic. Women are all about inclusivity and acceptance.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Sudden /misc/ swerve
        Things I never said: "women are all about inclusivity."
        lolno, they're not.
        But they're not the core demographic of the 80s/90s comics/cartoons/sci-fi/horror entertainment that the Eltonville Club was, you know... a club for.
        Hell you proved my point by making it about trans issues. You couldn't do a genderflip of Eltonville, you would need to change it to a different era, different fandoms, different issues... you would need to change so many things that calling it a reboot would be a stretch. You could do a vague spiritual successor, but it would be a In Name Only reboot because too much of Eltonville was intrinsic to Gen X fandom nonsense.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well that’s where this whole thread is kind of misrepresenting my work? I never wanted to reboot and genderswap Eltingville. Sure it came from the idea of if there could be a version for girls, but it is largely just inspired by those things.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you Evan Dorkin? Big fan, you taught me the humor in hating everything yet being slavishly devoted at the same time. Thanks to you, I had an opinion on Three's Company landlords despite being 12.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, no, I mean I’m a huge fan of his work. I’m also a comic artist, but I’m not Evan Dorkin. I just wanted to make my own group based on my own experiences in toxic fandom spaces, so I made Dashr U all about growing up on Tumblr and having it affect you into your early 20s.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, my bad.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You claim you want a version for girls but you have put nothing about actual girls in your version. No whining about sexualization of female characters in the media, the "male gaze" and all that, no hypocrite whining about "rape is love" fantasy despite women loving that shit, no whining about Harry Potter being ruined because Rowling is a transphobe, no claiming Netflix is the best and giving white roles to black actors is perfectly OK and you're a racist chud if you disagree. That's all women online talk about and you avoided the only female topics you could have. Your work is fake.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >That's all women online talk about
              The very worst "fans" of Cinemaphile stuff, but the anime/manga/manhwa fangirls do things different...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, they don't. I've seen them on tumblr. They are all the same in every fandom they infest.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because this is a /misc/ colony where everything has to be about how women are prostitutes and also trannies, because a virgin on a cartoon board is an expert on women. This is the real Eltingville Club and why Dorkin gave up on this series once online culture started getting more unhinged

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And that's a good thing!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Actually Snopes has fact checked your claim and confirmed it as false as they have found /misc/ and online incel culture has empowered men so it's a good thing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Actually your post has been fact checked by true American patriots and found to be FALSE.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Drumpf lost doe.

                Welcome to Cinemaphile
                There's several things I won't bother to talk about on here, and Eltonville is one of those that touches a nerve on Cinemaphile for some reason. The reason that this place is full of hyper negative losers

                Because even though it's good despite the authors intentions it was made because that KWAB Dorkin was always a b***h. Just like Starship Troopers, American Psycho, and Watchmen.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    EVAN DORKIN IS IN THIS THREAD?!
    FRICK YOU EVAN YOU b***h BILL DID NOTHING WRONG

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I AM NOT EVAN DORKIN.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try Mr. Dorkin. We know it's you.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anons have become Bill over the integrity of Eltingville itself
    we're approaching the singularity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are two sides of Cinemaphile

      1) Cinemaphilemblr
      2) Cinemaphiletingville

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This place has always been filled with people that the comics were making fun of. Except 10-20 years younger and caring even less about the things they claim to be fans of

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bill is for forcefem bimbofication

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong Bill is for no women or men he is a pure being who is too good for this world and you will not touch him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gross. Bill is for baby trapping

        Silence, holes. Bill will be my pretty princess.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you queer I'll fight to the death to protect the purity of my incel brothers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bill is going to forfeit HER rights as a "man" and become my b***h.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Uh wrong, what you are describing is what is going to happen to you when I top you if you don't get Bills name out your fricking mouth.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'll make Bill so submissive and feel so worthless her new name is going to be Penny.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Penny feels more like it would be Pete's name. Shouldn't it be Beatrice or something.
                Like I said no respect for the characters.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                United States Dollar = Bill
                Lowest American currency = Penny

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So would gigachad Bill be called Hundred or what.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ben, as in Ben Franklin, the guy on the 100 dollar bill?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gross. Bill is for baby trapping

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m just wondering when IncelAnon realizes I changed my mind and is going to sweep me off my feet

  48. 1 month ago
    OP

    man, this thread wasn't as fun as I was hoping it'd be

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to Cinemaphile
      There's several things I won't bother to talk about on here, and Eltonville is one of those that touches a nerve on Cinemaphile for some reason. The reason that this place is full of hyper negative losers

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://x.com/gloomypunks/status/1761965934317605003?s=20

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ive seen female Eltingville before, what I really want to see is what a female version of the Northwest Comix Collective would look like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Art hoe girls obsessed with risograph printing

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Nice Girls Club coming to adult swim kinda reminds me of Eltingville a bit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The Nice Girls Club coming to adult swim
      That is not a thing keep your weird wikipedia pitches to yourself.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just make a Phase Connect cartoon if you want a series about autistic, combative, mentally ill girls.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GIWTWM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where that's comic edit where a guy gets catcalled by women all day and he just loves it because he loves receiving female attention. That comic is way more realistic than this shit. Any guy receiving compliments by females would be loving it, unless he's gay, and if he's gay he's not intimidated by a bunch of women.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Actual work made by a man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I drew this for someone else, that’s their character and their character gets nervous around girls so I made it like that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you are still in contact with them please forward his complaint to them, this is the woman writing men equivalent of a man writing a woman to be a big tittied bimbo.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, stop being a coomer moron and learn what ugly women + autistic men actually lead to

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He's never been harassed by a woman he wants nothing to do with, and been too much of a doormat to tell her off
        I envy you, brother

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          happy for you chad. having to push back free pussy with a stick must be tough.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It was a very strange kind of misery

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              one most guys will never know.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but one day this will happen to you and you will very suddenly understand the concept and importance of standards

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              no it will literally never happen to me. a good 80% of guys will not be approached by women because that's not how female attraction works. women think the vast majority of men are ass ugly and unfrickable and willingly ignore them, unless you approach first and try to win her over in some way.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                NTA I hope a woman you like does like you back anon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i gave up on the idea of "liking" a woman romantically well over a decade ago because i'm ugly as shit. same as any other sane ugly man. i wish prostitution was legal here because that is literally the only way i'd ever have sex. it was the only option for men like me for ages and ages until society decided
                >NOOOOOOOOO IF YOU'RE AN UGLY MAN YOU HAVE TO SUFFER AND DIE ALONE NO NO NO YOU DON'T GET TO EXPERIENCE SEX AND INTIMACY YOU DISGUSTING FREAK have a nice day IMMEDIATELY

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You need to get laid dude

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women need to let me get laid.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Man I’m trying to but you refuse to talk to me!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I-- have no clue what you're on about now, I'm confused, I'm the other incel that joined the thread later, but it sounds like you were originally talking to the guy who was asking for sex directly right?
          Wait who are you?
          This is confusing me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh sorry other guy, I got confused. I thought you were the one asking for sex.

            I’m the artist of the characters

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oh that's fine, I want more than sex and since you have a fiancé that would have been a no.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Love can truly bloom on the Cinemaphile board. I've seen it, but only in /trash/

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I've been here 15 years and I don't think I have ever even gotten close to having that happen to me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I tried on /soc/ once, and it ended horribly and turned out to be abusive.
                Yay.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry to hear that but I'm not sure if I would really want to try to find a relationship on Cinemaphile, I come here to be anonymous for a reason after all. I get thinking that a relationship would just fall into my lap is a pipe dream, but to me, it beats actively trying and getting burnt by someone who just wanted to take advantage.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I appreciate that, but we could still be friends and I probably know some single girls

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I probably know some single girls
                Probably is a very strong word, this implies a plethora of things, that you'd know women in my area, in such a large number that you can play matchmaker despite the limitations, including the fact that despite being an incel, out of respect for others I still have standards.
                Nothing like "NO WOMANLETS, NO FATTIES!!!" but I do have a type and that makes finding women a nightmare mode ordeal on top of geographic limitations.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We could still be friends at least? Gives you someone to talk to. I mean, you can never have enough friends.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd frick them all and if I was any more of a degenerate than I already am, I'd draw copious amounts of porn of them. High quality porn too.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where did that fem drawgay go?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know, but I can draw some requests if you want

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not that Anon but could you draw Gwen giving a short Anon a big hug that engulfs him into her?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Here ya go!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            FRICKING CUTE AND AWESOME!
            Thank you for this, Anon!
            I love it!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Could you draw the girls cosplying as homestuck trolls and spitting into a bucket while the cashier guy looks on disgusted in the background?

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like to imagine the four girls taking place in a story arc of "Where were you when Dashcon happened?".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When I actually make some more concrete story stuff beyond just one off comics, I want them to go to Dashcon or that universe’s equivalent

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I also want an arc where they deal with Cinemaphile-type guys or universe equivalent of them. i know it'd be just the Eltingville guys but still i think it would be fun

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Liz would finally get a boyfriend

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This again, women don't 'finally' get a boyfriend, every woman already has an army of men to choose from.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sometimes you just gotta remember things are fictional

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but you still gotta have verisimilitude even in fiction.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You mean like women in Afghanistan right now after the taliban takeover?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Trump Derangement Syndrome the arc

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            More like incels meet femcels the arc. It be entertaining them fighting. totally not an excuse for enemies-to-lovers/hate-sex fanfics

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              There’s someone who has an OC group that’s basically that, I drew their Lucas and Liz having sex on /aco/ in the OC thread

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That definitely cemented the idea in my mind that even if it wasn't Lucas, Liz would end up with a 7'± guy who would user her like a living tenga.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Liz just wants to be felt up, is that so much to ask?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Talibans and their supporters were also incels before taking over. The american regime fell because the sexually frustrated male population wasn't supportive of its western ideas. There was no fighting, only capitulation. So

              Sure. They are all /misc/ posters, one is a salafist muslim planning a suicide bombing, another is a Trump supporter who wants abortion to be legislated as murder nationwide, another is a Milei-style libertarian who also thinks abortion is murder but also smokes weed, the last one is into interracial cuckolding and wants the girl to be bred by black men while he watches.

              is realistically all you're going to get.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sure. They are all /misc/ posters, one is a salafist muslim planning a suicide bombing, another is a Trump supporter who wants abortion to be legislated as murder nationwide, another is a Milei-style libertarian who also thinks abortion is murder but also smokes weed, the last one is into interracial cuckolding and wants the girl to be bred by black men while he watches.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It’s unrealistic to say their equivalents would be /misc/sters, the only one who’s actively political would be Aggie. Everyone else would just be Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile types.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing unrealistic about it. Nobody gets called an incel more than Trump supporters and conservative voters.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                most actual incels are liberal. fact. women say they want one thing but actual emotional, feminist men dry up their pussies like crazy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >most actual incels are liberal
                And other bullshit you post on this board.
                Go to any thread where someone complaints about not there being enough good white male characters in the media or not enough attractive women and see who gets called an incel, it's not the people defending blackflix.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i'm just saying plenty of dumb trad women love conservative men. liberal AND conservative women hate liberal men.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Trad women stay in the kitchen and don't post on Cinemaphile. So you only get liberal women, and what do they do? They cackle about ruining cis white males' childhoods all the time, and don't you dare complain about it, chud.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand why they are so evil. I think they see white cis male children and by default see us as unlovable.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >liberal AND conservative women hate liberal men
                Is that why Jon Kent is now gay and anyone who complains is an incel? What about this riveting moment in comic history, what do liberal women say about men who complain about this stunning and brave transgender lady?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If these people had any guts they would address the topic of comic characters being transgender since that IS a huge issue in comics and it's driving a lot of readership away, sales are in the shitter, but you people are afraid of tackling actual issues so all you can do is a pathetic imitation that feels fake and offensive.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                gay women and (2d only) fujos run the industry. they hate all men.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So why aren't your "female eltonville" trannies ranting how women ruin everything?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand why they don't like us. Why are women so hateful? They have to put us down all the time and also ruin all the shit we like at the same time.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                its chad's world we just live in it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >It’s unrealistic to say their equivalents would be /misc/sters
              Why? There's tons of /misc/ posting on this board. Inevitable, when you attack everything men love 24/7.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Personally I haven’t attacked anything men love, if anything I’ve been pretty accommodating

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Youre not accomodating me at all, I don't feel that way.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How can I accommodate you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                breasts or GTFO.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I want the girls to kiss.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How come female eltingville makes people all up in arms when Watamote was well received when it first came out?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese people don't use comics to push woke propaganda.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hey tumblr person, if you have any intellectual honesty, draw your "female eltingville" commenting this DC comic specifically. Go on, I dare you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I could say that the actual eltingville comic is more woke, considering that the main point Dorkin was making is how vile and toxic the male comic community can be. Having a female version of that doesn't strike me as woke.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Being in denial to the fact that women have it much better, and pretending that any women into male interests would ever not have an army of simping men ready to frick them no matter what, that is woke. It's false as frick like all woke propaganda. As always, women try to appropriate male things without understanding them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            your entire worldview is centered around not being able to frick?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >wants to make a "female version" of an incel club
              >can't even comprehend the basic struggle of being an incel
              Women, everyone.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I explicitly said that they were just geeks, never said that my girls were even a gender swapped Etingville either

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's why you called it the Eltonville Club. Lol what a clown.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I never called it that even once so I frankly don’t know what you’re talking about

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >thread started with "could an all female reboot of the Eltonville Club work?"
                >you barge in explicitly stating "What do you wanna know about my girls", no issue with your "girls" being called an explicit reference to the Eltingville Club
                >only now after being called out for how shit your work is, you're trying to backpedal and claim your "girls" aren't supposed to be gender swapped club of incels

                Do you work in circus, cuz this clown stuff is hilarious.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I didn’t make the original post.
                I didn’t have an issue because they were an obvious reference, plus people had been talking before I said anything.
                They were made as references, but I didn’t want to make explicit gender swaps.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ignore him. He's a shitty troll.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So they were made as references to an incel club without even having any understanding of what makes an incel club, what do members of an incel club feel?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >That grammar
                ESL-kun why do you hate fun?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I mean the creator said in this thread that they are not femcels and they could probably get laid if they did not have such high expectations.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >hey could probably get laid if they did not have such high expectations
              That's all women. Even the instagram stacey could get laid even more often than she already does if she didn't have such high expectations. Hypergamy is not a le quirky trait of some women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      watamote devolved into normalgay yurislop because the mangaka hated how much loser men identified with tomoko. she purposely made tomoko into a normalgay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She should have known what kind of audience she had when she got all those dick pics sent to her

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