Could anybody really go without sex for 40 days and 40 nights?

Could anybody really go without sex for 40 days and 40 nights?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've done almost 6 months before but was high as a kite on opiates the entire time so I don't think it really counts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its been 6 months for me, and sober.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn bro are you sick or something?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not me, anytime I've tried this I break on day 3. Respect to anyone that can they're probably like a zen master or some shit.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ive gone without sex for roughly 9125 days and 9125 nights

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jerking off is still sex, dipshit.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This film was also without jerking off, which I guarantee 99% of Cinemaphile couldn't do

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you dont masterbate you get testicular cancer.

    Not jacking off is literally life threatening

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      your sperm count is low and your sperm are degraded.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I sat on my chair for 15 years, boiling my balls in tighty whities, while jacking off every day and being addicted to weed and amphetamines, and still got my gf pregnant first time I came into her

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i'm sorry about your moron baby.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            At least my gf is sober, so hopefully he will be only half moronic

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you count jerking off? If yes then no

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to kiss a girl to have sex especially if you are only having sex with yourself.

      try 40 years.

      32 years and going.

      I bet you haven't even gone 40 (or 32) hours without jerking it.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    try 40 years.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    40 days without sex? How do they come up with these crazy ideas? Only in Hollywood!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had sex in a year

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    32 years and going.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well, he was also a sex addict that was using sex as way to get over his ex-girlfriend. It was definitely written by people that thought sex once a week was normal.

    I'm also reminded of an episode of FRIENDS where Ross complains about not having had sex in 6 months, and everyone is awestruck and think it's wierd, which is similarly not really that long.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've got BPD and alcoholism and some other health problems...I'm completely asexual. I have no response to looking at women or pornography.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you specify women? Are you implying girls younger than women are what you need to get off?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you an ESL?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I should have said that as a heterosexual I don't feel normal attraction to women, my preferred partner. I don't feel attraction to anything, in fact. Therefore, asexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >As a heterosexual I am asexual.
          Wow, you really are confused as frick, good luck with that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Would you prefer I say that I'm impotent?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >itt homosexuals who havent seen the movie
    >they talked about if jerking off counts
    >it does

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's easy to go that long without masturbation too

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haha who could imagine going 30 years without sex or going 18 years without talking to a female other than your mother

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats impossible. Just go outside right now and say "good morning" to the first woman you see in the sidewalk.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ok pajeet, nice way to catch a rape charge

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick? Since when being nice to a random person equals sexual harassment?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If you're attractive, you're being nice. If you're ugly, you're a weirdo creep who should mind his own business.

            It's just how it is.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw was attractive in my teens, but fell off and now fat and bald
              It's a hard new reality to accept.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What does talking to a female have to do with sex?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's been know to happen

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You are the 15.349th person to forget masturbation is sex, you will the generic dipshit award.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I went two months straight without jerking off before the nofap meme was even a thing.

      After a while you just end up having a wet dream every 8-9 days or so so I got tired of waking up all jizzed up, now I jerk off like 2-3 times a week (no porn) and that's it

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