I don't think he could have. Every time in my life where I was doing stuff, a lot of the time it was with other people. Now that I'm alone, I do very little. I'm alone even on Cinemaphile, because I don't know who I'm sharing this site with anymore, and that's why I don't watch anything.
Nice Facebook image but I'm very much alone and it's by choice. I don't think I've ever enjoyed being alone but I've always preferred being alone to speaking to people I don't like and Cinemaphile is like entirely those people now.
This is exactly my mindset when I go to whores. I meet up with them but then refuse to pay so my wife is very understanding because I reside at the last moment.
The manlet literally claimed the ring for himself at the last second. He failed to do the exact thing he was sent there to do. It's not to downplay Frodo's all other contributions but it just shows how strong The Ring is.
He literally failed at the last possible moment and then almost threw himself in the volcano after the ring fell in. It's not a "meme" its just what fucking happens in the story.
Frodo literally says in The Two Towers that he couldn't. You wouldn't be able to trust Gollum to suck your penis without biting into it like a floppy living fish.
definitely not
he didn't even make it with sam, sam had to save his ass in the final stretch
without sam's camaraderie, frodo would have turned into gollum much sooner
Probably not. Sam likely thought about her whenever he wanted to give up or he questioned why they were even going on their suicide mission. Sam was the most Cinemaphile character for sure.
>work your ass off for the opportunity to date/fuck/marry some broad, think she's amazing, think about her every moment both waking and dreaming >a few years later you can't stand her and desperately want to GTFO but your life is intertwined with hers now
Many such cases!
The whole thing worked out for Sam in the story and for Tolkien in real life. You could argue about how common it is, but if there is one thing about LOTR is that it's not trying to water down its idealistic themes by injecting edgy realism into it.
My grandpa died shortly before I first read lotr. He also liked to tell stories and made up songs to entertain me and my brothers. Made me bawl my eyes out even more than on his funeral.
Sorry anon. My dad just passed at 58 and he was a huge fan of the LOTR books and got me into storytelling and movies. I'm going to read them to honor him.
One of two people in all of history to willingly give up The One. And he was a bearer for over half a century. Bilbo is dangerously based.
>that scene in the books during the Council of Elrond where Bilbo speaks up and says he will destroy the Ring
“Very well, very well, Master Elrond!” said Bilbo suddenly. “Say no more! It is plain enough what you are pointing at. Bilbo the silly hobbit started this affair, and Bilbo had better finish it, or himself.”
Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the smile died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Bofur smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
Frodo didn't give it up at any point and Tom definitely doesn't count, Gandalf says outright that the ring has no influence over him.
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You are coping
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no
>Gandalf says outright that the ring has no influence over him.
doesn't he specifically say not to offer it to him
yeah because he wouldn't care enough to guard it
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You're confusing Gandalf and Tom, anon. Gandalf surmises that Tom would care too little to guard it. Gandalf knows that he, himself, would be corrupted by it.
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you need to work on your reading comprehension
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Oh. My bad.
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yes
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tom wasn't a person
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He was your mother (and I fucked him)
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>Gandalf says outright that the ring has no influence over him.
doesn't he specifically say not to offer it to him
Lotr is not a very sexual book, and the movies mostly keep it like that thankfully. But do people have any waifus or husbandos from it? I only talked about this with a girl friend of mine and she told me that she had the biggest crush on Aragon when she was like 14 and the movies came out. Gave her a life long hobo daddy fetish apparently.
>But do people have any waifus or husbandos from it?
No... I don't think so. I think Arwen and Eowyn were too old for people and Harry Potter was around the same time, so everyone's waifu was Hermione. It's different for females because they like them older and we don't.
This is a movie that came out around the time of Lord of the Rings and it would have stolen all the spotlight. Women in other movies didn't really stand a chance vs this.
Frodo would have still had lembas bread by the time he reached Mount Doom if that fat fuck hadn't gone along.
He would have had the energy from these extra food reserves to keep up his willpower up and resist the temptation from the ring in the final crucial moment.
The manlet literally claimed the ring for himself at the last second. He failed to do the exact thing he was sent there to do. It's not to downplay Frodo's all other contributions but it just shows how strong The Ring is.
> My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play in it, for good or evil, before this is over > his part is to fucking die in lava
What did Eru mean by this?
Considering they accomplished their mission, everything happened as it should have, and it was all necessary. If you lose an arm and then win the lottery, just assume it was a trade. Gollum led them to where they needed to go. Frodo and Sam wouldn't have known about the secret entrance to Mordor; They tried to enter through the front door, where there were soldiers.
nah, probs not
doubt it
I don't think he could have. Every time in my life where I was doing stuff, a lot of the time it was with other people. Now that I'm alone, I do very little. I'm alone even on Cinemaphile, because I don't know who I'm sharing this site with anymore, and that's why I don't watch anything.
nobody threw this sad nagger a (you)? for over an hour?
you are animals
Nice Facebook image but I'm very much alone and it's by choice. I don't think I've ever enjoyed being alone but I've always preferred being alone to speaking to people I don't like and Cinemaphile is like entirely those people now.
Ur a nerd and get no pussy but you totally deserve your fate
Frodo couldn't even do it with him, took an act of God to push gollum into the fire
>Frodo failed
>literally bore that evil all the way to fires of Mount Doom itself
I hate this meme.
we all do
So do all who live to see such homosexualry.
It don't matter what you ALMOST did, son. Only that you didn't.
This is exactly my mindset when I go to whores. I meet up with them but then refuse to pay so my wife is very understanding because I reside at the last moment.
Did he throw it in the lava or did he not?
Would it end up in lava if he did not get there?
nah, frodo got it there but he failed spectacularly at the last second
god destroyed that ring
That wasn't his job, his job was just to get it there. Frodo did all that he was asked to do.
The manlet literally claimed the ring for himself at the last second. He failed to do the exact thing he was sent there to do. It's not to downplay Frodo's all other contributions but it just shows how strong The Ring is.
He literally failed at the last possible moment and then almost threw himself in the volcano after the ring fell in. It's not a "meme" its just what fucking happens in the story.
Frodo literally admitted it out loud, son.
No. I'm sure of it. Sam reminds him of goodness and home. Frodo would have lost himself without Sam.
>movie original slop
ok then, don't watch it.
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Frodo literally says in The Two Towers that he couldn't. You wouldn't be able to trust Gollum to suck your penis without biting into it like a floppy living fish.
>we likes it limp and flaccid, you keep your nasty boner
Without Sam Frodo would have just run headfirst into Minas Morgul and died immediately.
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I want to listen, but the way you post makes me think you're the people Aragorn described to the Hobbits.
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You won me over with your determination and I watched this last one. I haven't watched it in a long time and I forgot how beautiful the is.
I forgot how beautiful the movie is*
it's one of a kind
No. Frodo wouldn't have gone far without Sam
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Rosie knows a worthwhile man when she sees one.
definitely not
he didn't even make it with sam, sam had to save his ass in the final stretch
without sam's camaraderie, frodo would have turned into gollum much sooner
Obviously not. But could Sam have done it without the prospect of breeding Rose Cotton, the finest slampig in all of the shire?
Probably not. Sam likely thought about her whenever he wanted to give up or he questioned why they were even going on their suicide mission. Sam was the most Cinemaphile character for sure.
>Her hobbit booty kept Sam going who in turn carries pretty much the entire trilogy
They should at least build her a statue in Rivendell or something.
>work your ass off for the opportunity to date/fuck/marry some broad, think she's amazing, think about her every moment both waking and dreaming
>a few years later you can't stand her and desperately want to GTFO but your life is intertwined with hers now
Many such cases!
The whole thing worked out for Sam in the story and for Tolkien in real life. You could argue about how common it is, but if there is one thing about LOTR is that it's not trying to water down its idealistic themes by injecting edgy realism into it.
>when Frodo is leaving in the end to the undying lands
Still the kinoest ending
>Halfway through reading Two Towers
>Bilbo has become my favorite character
My grandpa died shortly before I first read lotr. He also liked to tell stories and made up songs to entertain me and my brothers. Made me bawl my eyes out even more than on his funeral.
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Sorry anon. My dad just passed at 58 and he was a huge fan of the LOTR books and got me into storytelling and movies. I'm going to read them to honor him.
He's on those white shores now, brother.
One of two people in all of history to willingly give up The One. And he was a bearer for over half a century. Bilbo is dangerously based.
>that scene in the books during the Council of Elrond where Bilbo speaks up and says he will destroy the Ring
“Very well, very well, Master Elrond!” said Bilbo suddenly. “Say no more! It is plain enough what you are pointing at. Bilbo the silly hobbit started this affair, and Bilbo had better finish it, or himself.”
Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the smile died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Bofur smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
>Frodo
>Sam
>Tom Bombadil
>Bilbo
More than two people
Frodo didn't give up The One willingly, and Bombadil doesn't even count. The Ring never tempted him. It's irrelevant to his existence.
Samwise Gamgee and Bilbo Baggins are the only two people to ever bear the Ring, feel its influence, and flatout deny it.
Frodo offered it to several people (Gandalf, Galadriel, etc) and Tom Bombadil absolutely does count. Cope.
Frodo didn't give it up at any point and Tom definitely doesn't count, Gandalf says outright that the ring has no influence over him.
You are coping
no
yeah because he wouldn't care enough to guard it
You're confusing Gandalf and Tom, anon. Gandalf surmises that Tom would care too little to guard it. Gandalf knows that he, himself, would be corrupted by it.
you need to work on your reading comprehension
Oh. My bad.
yes
tom wasn't a person
He was your mother (and I fucked him)
>Gandalf says outright that the ring has no influence over him.
doesn't he specifically say not to offer it to him
>Boomer fellowship with Bilbo, Gandalf and 7 other geriatrics needing a pee break every five minutes
Kinda kino
Gloin, not Bofur. One of my favorite parts..
The whole thing is about friendship and love, of course he could not do that alone
frodo didnt do shit. sam carried the team
>frodo didnt do shit
Except carrying the biggest source of evil, no biggie
Samwise the Brave <3
Lotr is not a very sexual book, and the movies mostly keep it like that thankfully. But do people have any waifus or husbandos from it? I only talked about this with a girl friend of mine and she told me that she had the biggest crush on Aragon when she was like 14 and the movies came out. Gave her a life long hobo daddy fetish apparently.
These movies really got me into ent-wives. Wish I could find one
>But do people have any waifus or husbandos from it?
No... I don't think so. I think Arwen and Eowyn were too old for people and Harry Potter was around the same time, so everyone's waifu was Hermione. It's different for females because they like them older and we don't.
This is a movie that came out around the time of Lord of the Rings and it would have stolen all the spotlight. Women in other movies didn't really stand a chance vs this.
Galadriel. Elfussy must grip
Gimli pls, since when they got internet in the undying lands?
Sam's my guy.
I mean he's Rosie's guy, but god damn.
She picked a great one
https://tube.fede.re/w/22f09e19-3ab1-4dc6-afcb-39b8d7e2bbeb
Frodo would have still had lembas bread by the time he reached Mount Doom if that fat fuck hadn't gone along.
He would have had the energy from these extra food reserves to keep up his willpower up and resist the temptation from the ring in the final crucial moment.
He wouldn't. Sams cooking gave cooking buffs (real thing bioavailability look it up) so they dudnt have to eat as much because his cooking was good.
i apologize this post is not cringe
Error.
didnt ask + ratio + L take + touch grass
> My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play in it, for good or evil, before this is over
> his part is to fucking die in lava
What did Eru mean by this?
Considering they accomplished their mission, everything happened as it should have, and it was all necessary. If you lose an arm and then win the lottery, just assume it was a trade. Gollum led them to where they needed to go. Frodo and Sam wouldn't have known about the secret entrance to Mordor; They tried to enter through the front door, where there were soldiers.
Don't forget Gollum kept the ring hidden from the enemy for 500 years. Even if it wasn't intentional, he played a huge role in the fate of The One.
samwise carried that whole trash movie series on his back.