Could he have sunk into the role and not DAYUM, BOO YAH and AHH HELL NAW it up?

Could he have sunk into the role and not “DAYUM”, “BOO YAH” and “AHH HELL NAW” it up?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely not. It would have been the fresh prince of Zion

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the fresh prince of Zion

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dodges bullet
    Yeah! you didnt know i could >gets jiggy in bullet time
    thats right! stop tryna hit me and hit m..
    >gets hit
    ok, ok. you got me that time

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Smith has too much charisma to play Neo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neo is not too dissimilar to his iRobot role.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        When comparing actors I always like to ask "Could ______ play the same roles _____ can" and honestly I just don't think Will Smith could do any of the movies Reeves did justice. If Will was Neo it would have been a totally different movie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        neo is more like his character from i am legend. even in that movie he has his 'will smith' moments

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even close

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truth. Neo is a cardboard cutout character, Smith is too expressive for that.

      They should have made Will play an alternate Neo in Matrix 4, though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know, I kinda agree
      I mean this is a joke post

      >dodges bullet
      Yeah! you didnt know i could >gets jiggy in bullet time
      thats right! stop tryna hit me and hit m..
      >gets hit
      ok, ok. you got me that time

      but in all seriousness, if you figured out it was all fake, why exactly wouldnt you just michael jackson your way through enemies and turn everything into a dance battle?

      wouldnt that wake everyone up? just keep everyone dancing, and they'd realize, oh frick, this shit is fake, I've been dancing for 3 years straight, this must be a simulation.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wouldnt that wake everyone up?
        Doesn't somebody have to redpill you? You can't just go "I'm in a simulation" and then wake up.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That kid from the second and third films that hero worships neo, he woke himself up it's from AniMatrix

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >using (tr)AniMatrix making arguments against trilogy
            have sex

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              the animatrix is cannon

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          people have woken up on their own. what I wonder about are people who have seen neo. does the matrix just block him out of their view until it cant? it can take over a host body and turn it into an agent--is that person dead? do they just wake up at in bed hung over after having what they think was a wild night on the town?

          that's the biggest issue with the matrix to me. seems like a waste to just let you die if an agent needs your 'avatar'. makes more sense to reset you somewhere else and keep using your living body as energy.

          then again, why not just let you get killed off and give you a brain zap putting you into a coma? not like you would know or it would matter.

          In a lot of respects, The Matrix is very similar to Men in Black. Agents keep the peace for the matrix. MiBs keep the peace for the galaxy. etc etc etc.

          Thing is, MiB explains mind wiping. It's how things go back to normal. Matrix hand waves it. If you get shot, then you feel pain for real, if you get killed, then you die, it's sort of like freddy kruger's dream world.

          But for an average human in the matrix, how does it work? Do they just kill your character off when you are close to death? Do they orchestrate deaths like final destination when it's your time to go? Do they know when they plan on killing a person early? Do they kill off near-neos because of brain activity? The untimely death of a young prodigy or potential genius? Imagine if Taylor Swift could have been neo, but they gave her fame to keep her occupied and free from existential thought.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IT'S RAINING BLACK FOLKS

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robbed us of a Matrix rap theme song

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you even imagine? will smith, on a janet jackson sample with a daft punk sample and the hot singer of the moment on the hook.

      a lot of smiths movies are about waking up to 'the matrix' anyway.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So wachu be sayin, that I can dodge bullets n shiet?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    At that time, no. He was completely wrong for the part. Wesley could've done it though if we're talkin' black actors.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i disagree, Snipes is too confident. Neo needed some amount of self doubt

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he could've toned it down. If you see him in his rare quiet moments in Blade or Demo Man he's capable of it. Would he have done that? Probably not.
        >We-Wesley
        >Wesley please
        >Just open your eyes

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wesley, especially at that time, is too masculine for Neo.

          Neo is a computer nerd. Snipes is all athletic and muscular.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's true. Keanu was the perfect build for the character.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stops bullets
    >"Naw."

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is, could HE have pulled it off?
    >"I'm in the Matrix?.... Wow!'

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can dodge bullets? wow

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt there like, a purple pill or something?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How can you speak if you have no mouth?
      >*muffled wooow*

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Smith is too charismatic, same as Tom Cruise. Someone with no charisma like Brad Pitt could have pulled it off

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks Will

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >welcome to zionf

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zicky Zicky Zicky
      >The Zion City
      >Talkin' 'bout the last human city

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmfao

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    love how by casting a black actor, suddenly the script changes. kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      not all black actors. specifically will smith

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's our secret, anon
    we want him to dayum and booyah

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Cruise as Neo
    >Sean Connery as Morpheus
    >CZJ as Trinity

    I can't help but feel we were robbed of kino.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Your the one now, dog

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You think that'sh aiiir yer breathing

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shtop trying to hot me and bloody hit me

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Were you lishtening to me, Neo?
            >Or were you looking at the woman in the red dresh

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >look again you bloody cum brain

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              actually would have been Val Kilmer as Morpheous if Smith said yes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                that could have worked. imagine if they did a trading places element. could have made for some great bits.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sean Connery as a mentor
          he could've recycled his Highlander character

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wouldn't be able to help himself. Like in OPs image I'd completely expect Will Smith to do some head shake "oh no you don't" sass in response before the bullets fell. Keanu Reeves is braindead but at least that kept Neo quiet and stoic.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are both not so great actors who are charismatic
    frankly, i think Will Smith could act in EVERY movie Keanu is in and vice versa
    Bob Arctor, Johnny Utah even

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keanu and Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black, Keanu and his dog in I am Legend

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >agent smith dramatically turns the corner and reveals himself in the subway
    >neo looks directly into the camera
    >"AW HELL NAH"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eyyyyyy I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end, ya feel me
      >My attitoo is
      >DON'T START NUTTIN'
      >WON'T BE NUTTIN'
      *Machines just don't understand begins to play*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Neo is fighting an agent
      >Defeats him, agent shatters into 0s and 1s
      >”Aww yeah das what I’m talkin’ bout!”
      >An agent kicks down the door
      >Enters the room, two other agents right behind him, they look at Neo
      >Neo turns to the screen
      >”Aww HELL nah”
      >Turns around, runs away and parkours over things
      >Agents give chase

      It’s such an easily imaginable scene that it must actually exist in another universe.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >acts like that before he's redpilled
    >mocks Morpheus when he tries to convince him that he lives in a simulation like how he denied the existence of aliens in Men in Black
    >becomes stoic when he finds out his life was a lie
    might have been neat

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would a bollywood adaption be kino?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sir Excuse me good sir why is he dodging toilet paper

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I used to squat there
      >Really good spot

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is if Brandon Lee would have made a better Neo than Keanu.

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