Could you defeat Mariner in a battle to the death?

Could you defeat Mariner in a battle to the death?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you watch this unironically?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can’t defeat her?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You watch show "ironically"? Find something you actually like and stop wasting your life. Frick, dude.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You watch show "ironically"?
        It is fun to nitpick things apart.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This show is fun but god damn is it divisive and not in a way you'd think.
      People are either really turned away by the style of the show (some thinking it's just Rick and Morty lite in space with Trek references) or they are the kind of person who sees Star Trek as supremely boring and not great but will watch Star Wars slop until they need to make their podcast about the series.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >divisive
        Eh, it's just elitist secondaries who hate the show for not being the fake version of Star Trek that only exists in their heads. It's the same shit as Geewuners and UC Gundam purists. Frick 'em.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >some thinking it's just Rick and Morty lite in space with Trek references
        I mean it is, just without the edginess that made Reddit & Memey decent for 1.5 seasons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, you can't talk that way about one of the shows of all time!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's cancelled.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My balls wouldn't survive

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I'm ever gonna get around to starting this show because watching 30 different Star Trek series beforehand feels impossible at this point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that bad. You get more out of it if you've watched a lot of Trek, but I skipped half of DS9, most of Voyager & Enterprise and I still like it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there like a recap anywhere that can prepare me for Lower Decks? The most I've seen are half of the 2009 film and a handful of Family Guy cutaways.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't really need much of a primer, honestly. The references aren't really the focus, they're just there to facilitate plots. The story is about the character dynamics and doing new things with the IP. Granted, you will get much more out of it if you're familiar with the franchise, though they do a good job of giving context.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've skipped most of DS9 and don't have any problems but I've been watching Star Trek since I was kid so I'm not YOU.

      It's not that bad. You get more out of it if you've watched a lot of Trek, but I skipped half of DS9, most of Voyager & Enterprise and I still like it.

      You can enjoy a great deal of this without it, I have friends that do, but they come to me to explain things.

      Is there like a recap anywhere that can prepare me for Lower Decks? The most I've seen are half of the 2009 film and a handful of Family Guy cutaways.

      Star Trek has really good Wikia - there are no 'recaps' but if you have questions about specific things as you are watching the show, you can just go to Memory Alpha and look up say 'Aliens XYZ' and it will give you the basics to understand a joke or a plot point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >skipping DS9
        Death.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Could you defeat Mariner in a battle to the death?
    Unless I have a very big advantage, no.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If she didn't have plot armor? No.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can definitely overpower a woman.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sure?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick no. She's a highly trained and experienced military officer who can 1v1 an Imperial klingon captain. b***h got hands.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my friend is crocheting a moopsy

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonyrnous

    Star Trek: Lower Decks is pretty much confirmed dead, but McMahan's turning another IP into an adult cartoon now. I'm curious how that'll turn out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Joe Chandler
      I'm listening

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, with the pinnacle of science fiction technology: Gun.

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