I just had a massive Father Day's lunch so I'll probably skip dinner. Can't even think about food now. But anyway, Tommy was definitely involved in some shady shit
Does Burger King have notoriously poor standards for hiring? The whopper is great when it's not on a drier than armadillo shit bun and isn't heatlamp warm. But the local ones for me are staffed with genuine crackheads and people I'm their late 70s.
He's starving, it was the first food he had in days. Not sure how believable it is for an airport to potentially allow somebody to starve to death though
You just get a Shart Mart Cart for your house. My friend's dad had one, he used to drive it to the corner store to get beer (he was 100 years old, not 500 lbs).
You asked what to do, and I told you. >it takes too long
So you just keep eating because it would take a few months to look normal again? You're either going to be obese or normal in a few months depending on the choice you made. Your logic is nonsensical just like all fatasses. Quit fricking eating and making excuses you stupid pussy.
Well I'm not going to tell you what to do as I don't know your financial situation but you should at least eat some fruit and vegetables once or twice a week if you can afford them. Rice and Potatoes and Pasta can be got cheap as frick as well. You can make cheap soups pretty easily as well that would be better for you than ramen.
Wouldnt they just ship you back to your own country? Theres no way they would let you live in the airport for 6 months or however long it was in the movie.
Pretty much. The UK did get rid of him right away. The british sent him back to france. France didnt like the situation at all and didn't want him. He applied to various European countries as a refugee, but he lacked papers, seemingly on purpose... France let him stay in the airport, they could have arrested him or sent him elsewhere. It did actually take him 7 years to get any kind of offer from a nation to actually be allowed to live there. Then belgium made him an offer, he'd be on a form of probation, and he declined it opting to continue to live in the airport, and he did for another 10 years.
We didn't get to vote when our government decided to extract our natural resources, send it to the US FOR FREE, so that WE PAY THEM to refine it so we can buy it back with markup.
We try to vote to have an oil pipeline to provide us with some money, but mysteriously the vote keeps being shut down.
We didn't vote for 6 million immigrants in 5 years, but they did it anyway.
>We didn't get to vote when our government decided to extract our natural resources,
Extracting natural resources for someone else (UK, US) to refine is what Canada is good for. Always has been, always will be.
there is those sleep capsule in japan they should implement. I think even the greyhound bus stations should have them but quality of life isn't paramount for those in charge.
Tucci didn’t want to help him. He wanted him to exit the doors so that he’d get scooped up by immigration or whatever and wouldn’t be his problem anymore
Not that anon but my friend would smoke weed every night and make those frozen burger patties on a George Foreman grill. The things looked like fricking hockey pucks but he had his ritual every night
Depends on the burger joint. If it is nothing but beef burgers you will die soon and quickly. However if it is chicken or turkey or fish burger(along with beef) and has a good fresh produce menu to go along with everything you may survive a long while at this airport provided you have the funds to do so, such as Tom Hanks had in this situation.
Tom Hanks is a child rapist.
listen to you, you sound demented
If one where to remove his mustache would he lose all his power?
No, but it would be very painful
>T. Hanx
>source: my ass
We know that, what did your parents buy with the hush money?
>source: my ass.
>it's very sore after tom raped it. im a child btw
This. Tom Hanks is a pedophile.
t.pederasts
you're a pedophile
Republishits need new material.
You're implying there's any actual difference between the parties lmao.
>Tom Hanks is a child rapist.
oh really, well im surely going to vote for Jon Doe 174 in the Epstein docs then...
NOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN CHUNGUS TOM HANKSERINO
you could eat burgers for every meal and hit all of your macros
also this
his son is a psyop also
You god damn better believe it.
a freshly made Whopper mogs any other fast food burger
This, Burger King actually feels real compared to the rest
their chicken is trash, mcd's absolutely destroy them on chicken
If I want chicken I'd go to a chicken joint
This, imagine going to a burger place for chicken kek
I just had a massive Father Day's lunch so I'll probably skip dinner. Can't even think about food now. But anyway, Tommy was definitely involved in some shady shit
Wendy’s chicken sandwich is arguably better than their burgers
something about their burgers are too sweet. maybe it's the ketchup or the sugar in the buns
They stopped using beef. It's all plant/onions based.
That’s not it and I’m talking about before they made the Impossible Burger. I’m assuming they taste the same now
What? I would rather eat at jackinthebox
The sweetness is miracle whip instead of mayo
I’m gonna say it. Of the big 3 (McDick’s, BK and Wendy’s), give me BK. Unless it’s breakfast, then McDick’s
I think BK is only good for breakfast
Those are the only 3 burger franchises in your city? You don't have DQ, Whataburger, innout, burger street, Culver's or jackinthebox?
Those are all small west coast only regional chains
I live in Texas
whataburger is a texas chain, dummy
Does Burger King have notoriously poor standards for hiring? The whopper is great when it's not on a drier than armadillo shit bun and isn't heatlamp warm. But the local ones for me are staffed with genuine crackheads and people I'm their late 70s.
Every fast food chain is struggling with hiring
samegay
I had burger king for the first time in probably over a decade last year and it wasn't bad, it actually looked good
You get more of a seared bite from the impossible one
Why is he eating like that? Is this how israelites think humans eat?
He's starving, it was the first food he had in days. Not sure how believable it is for an airport to potentially allow somebody to starve to death though
The burgers wouldn't be a problem for me, but not having any personal alone-time and silence would kill me
keepah da change
I think Burger King paid for like a third of the movie's budget for this shit
yes, if it was dairy queen or wendy's
Dairy Queen has good burgers?
Better than Burger King
>Dairy Queen has good burgers?
They're amazing. Better than A&W.
Not as good as burger King or A&W, but yes
How did he learn all the craftsmanship?
Reminds me of American Movie outtakes where the main guy just goes through a drive thru and keeps raving about Burger King being flame broiled
They don't call us burgers for nothing.
If I just woke up that fat one day I’d be terrified. Like what the frick do you do at that point? You can barely move
You just get a Shart Mart Cart for your house. My friend's dad had one, he used to drive it to the corner store to get beer (he was 100 years old, not 500 lbs).
Uhh... stop eating? Fricking idiot.
uhh yeah that would still take a long ass time to lose all that weight from starving yourself
You asked what to do, and I told you.
>it takes too long
So you just keep eating because it would take a few months to look normal again? You're either going to be obese or normal in a few months depending on the choice you made. Your logic is nonsensical just like all fatasses. Quit fricking eating and making excuses you stupid pussy.
I weigh like 140 pounds, it was just hypothetical. Calm down you sperg
cna you imagine having to shit when you're that fat? your ass would fricking envelope the toilet. how the frick do you wipe?
You could just buy multivitamins there too and easily survive fine for a year just eating burgers and taking multivitamins
Basically how I live, except it's ramen instead of burgers and it's been like eight years at this point
Well I'm not going to tell you what to do as I don't know your financial situation but you should at least eat some fruit and vegetables once or twice a week if you can afford them. Rice and Potatoes and Pasta can be got cheap as frick as well. You can make cheap soups pretty easily as well that would be better for you than ramen.
Wouldnt they just ship you back to your own country? Theres no way they would let you live in the airport for 6 months or however long it was in the movie.
The whole point of the movie is that his country doesn’t exist anymore but they can’t let him into the US
Well it still physically exists. It just changed its political system or whatever.
They cancelled all flights into it though
Tucci's character is officiousness personified. He knows it could be politically sensitive and the optics will be bad.
The irl dude enjoyed freeloading off the kindness of strangers, he easily could’ve left much earlier if he had actually wanted to
Pretty much. The UK did get rid of him right away. The british sent him back to france. France didnt like the situation at all and didn't want him. He applied to various European countries as a refugee, but he lacked papers, seemingly on purpose... France let him stay in the airport, they could have arrested him or sent him elsewhere. It did actually take him 7 years to get any kind of offer from a nation to actually be allowed to live there. Then belgium made him an offer, he'd be on a form of probation, and he declined it opting to continue to live in the airport, and he did for another 10 years.
I fricking love gyros
Nah.
Uhm sweety, it's undocumented persons now. Try and keep up okay chuddies?
Do you vote? Do you vote for the same people that allowed ford and united fruit company to exploit labor in latin america?
I'm Canadian chuddie.
You don't import any fruit to Canada?
Canadians ARE the exploited.
We didn't get to vote when our government decided to extract our natural resources, send it to the US FOR FREE, so that WE PAY THEM to refine it so we can buy it back with markup.
We try to vote to have an oil pipeline to provide us with some money, but mysteriously the vote keeps being shut down.
We didn't vote for 6 million immigrants in 5 years, but they did it anyway.
>We didn't get to vote when our government decided to extract our natural resources,
Extracting natural resources for someone else (UK, US) to refine is what Canada is good for. Always has been, always will be.
There was no country to go back to. He was from Yugoslavia or something before they broke off
>Wouldnt they just ship you back to your own country?
no
The guy was offered multiple ways out and he just simply refused. He wasn't stuck there, he chose to abuse the system and live there.
He sounds mentally ill to begin with.
This movie was right after Castaway and it was so stupid
when your a hot commodity, you have to keep the ball rolling.
why didnt he just walk out
His country didn't expect, so he wasn't allowed to enter the United States
I wouldn't WANT to live off only burgers in an airport, but I could easily.
Besides the sleeping situation I think living in an airport could be pretty cozy.
there is those sleep capsule in japan they should implement. I think even the greyhound bus stations should have them but quality of life isn't paramount for those in charge.
I think they have them in some US airports too
>get quarters from collecting carts
>oh no there is a guy who collects carts now
>completely gives up on collecting carts in a giant airport
Why didnt they just give him a shitty job if he was going to be there for so long? They could have watched him all the time anyways.
Tucci didn’t want to help him. He wanted him to exit the doors so that he’d get scooped up by immigration or whatever and wouldn’t be his problem anymore
classic tucci.
add a shower and toilet and solve homelessness.
What would they even do? Just put him in jail? Would probably be better than the airport.
Jail doesn’t have mommy Catherine
Catherine Zeta Jones in this movie made me realize I wasn’t gay. She’s absolutely gorgeous
only If you took everything out of the whopper apart from the patty.
you could live off hamburgers for a few years probably,
He lost points in my book when he said he hates Mayo and pickles and sometimes it makes the score lower if they have them on the burger
wtf thats not objective at all
For me, it’s his triple decker cracker sandwich. Always wanted to try one
Where the frick did he get a whole jar of peanuts
his home country
Shit, you’re right. I forgot he’s keeping something special in there
I already live off burgers at my house. Doing it at an airport doesn't seem too different.
you make burgers every day?
Not that anon but my friend would smoke weed every night and make those frozen burger patties on a George Foreman grill. The things looked like fricking hockey pucks but he had his ritual every night
no, i order delivery from one of like 5 burgers places by me
If he were artistic and could draw/paint he could make some quick money doing that in a corner somewhere.
Did you not watch the movie? He does carpentry and works for a construction crew and gets paid under the table.
>hey would you like a carpentry souvenir for your travels? No? Okay.
as a Cronenberg fan I love burger king
look how capitalists massacred my boy
Anytime someone mentions burgers I’m always reminded of that viral video of the munchkin kid picking up a giant burger and saying “borgir!”
The schizos really come out in full force for Tom Hanks threads
Does Tucci get his comeuppance at the end? I don’t remember
MEDICINE FOR GOAT
not really
No, just has a change of heart and lets Hanks go. It’s a pretty bad movie thinking back, just has memorable moments
>no, it would be extremely detrimental for your health anon
BURGERS IMPRISONING ME
You almost can, I think? Won't you get scurvy eventually? May need to drink some orange juice once in a while.
Maybe 8 years ago
An airport Whopper probably cost like 20 bucks now
Yeah do dollar menus even exist at any fast food anymore? We didn’t realize how kino we had it
Tom Hanks can’t do accents for the life of him
Depends on the burger joint. If it is nothing but beef burgers you will die soon and quickly. However if it is chicken or turkey or fish burger(along with beef) and has a good fresh produce menu to go along with everything you may survive a long while at this airport provided you have the funds to do so, such as Tom Hanks had in this situation.