could you live off of burgers in an airport?

could you live off of burgers in an airport?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Hanks is a child rapist.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      listen to you, you sound demented

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >source: my ass

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If one where to remove his mustache would he lose all his power?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No, but it would be very painful

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >source: my ass

        >T. Hanx

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >source: my ass

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        We know that, what did your parents buy with the hush money?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >source: my ass.
        >it's very sore after tom raped it. im a child btw

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This. Tom Hanks is a pedophile.

      listen to you, you sound demented

      >source: my ass

      t.pederasts

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you're a pedophile

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Republishits need new material.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You're implying there's any actual difference between the parties lmao.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Tom Hanks is a child rapist.
      oh really, well im surely going to vote for Jon Doe 174 in the Epstein docs then...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN CHUNGUS TOM HANKSERINO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you could eat burgers for every meal and hit all of your macros

      also this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      his son is a psyop also

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You god damn better believe it.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    a freshly made Whopper mogs any other fast food burger

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This, Burger King actually feels real compared to the rest

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        their chicken is trash, mcd's absolutely destroy them on chicken

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If I want chicken I'd go to a chicken joint

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This, imagine going to a burger place for chicken kek

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I just had a massive Father Day's lunch so I'll probably skip dinner. Can't even think about food now. But anyway, Tommy was definitely involved in some shady shit

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Wendy’s chicken sandwich is arguably better than their burgers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      something about their burgers are too sweet. maybe it's the ketchup or the sugar in the buns

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They stopped using beef. It's all plant/onions based.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That’s not it and I’m talking about before they made the Impossible Burger. I’m assuming they taste the same now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What? I would rather eat at jackinthebox

      something about their burgers are too sweet. maybe it's the ketchup or the sugar in the buns

      The sweetness is miracle whip instead of mayo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I’m gonna say it. Of the big 3 (McDick’s, BK and Wendy’s), give me BK. Unless it’s breakfast, then McDick’s

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think BK is only good for breakfast

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Those are the only 3 burger franchises in your city? You don't have DQ, Whataburger, innout, burger street, Culver's or jackinthebox?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Those are all small west coast only regional chains

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I live in Texas

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            whataburger is a texas chain, dummy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Does Burger King have notoriously poor standards for hiring? The whopper is great when it's not on a drier than armadillo shit bun and isn't heatlamp warm. But the local ones for me are staffed with genuine crackheads and people I'm their late 70s.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Every fast food chain is struggling with hiring

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This, Burger King actually feels real compared to the rest

      samegay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I had burger king for the first time in probably over a decade last year and it wasn't bad, it actually looked good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You get more of a seared bite from the impossible one

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he eating like that? Is this how israelites think humans eat?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's starving, it was the first food he had in days. Not sure how believable it is for an airport to potentially allow somebody to starve to death though

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The burgers wouldn't be a problem for me, but not having any personal alone-time and silence would kill me

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    keepah da change

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think Burger King paid for like a third of the movie's budget for this shit

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yes, if it was dairy queen or wendy's

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dairy Queen has good burgers?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Better than Burger King

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Dairy Queen has good burgers?
        They're amazing. Better than A&W.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not as good as burger King or A&W, but yes

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How did he learn all the craftsmanship?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of American Movie outtakes where the main guy just goes through a drive thru and keeps raving about Burger King being flame broiled

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They don't call us burgers for nothing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If I just woke up that fat one day I’d be terrified. Like what the frick do you do at that point? You can barely move

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You just get a Shart Mart Cart for your house. My friend's dad had one, he used to drive it to the corner store to get beer (he was 100 years old, not 500 lbs).

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Uhh... stop eating? Fricking idiot.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          uhh yeah that would still take a long ass time to lose all that weight from starving yourself

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You asked what to do, and I told you.
            >it takes too long
            So you just keep eating because it would take a few months to look normal again? You're either going to be obese or normal in a few months depending on the choice you made. Your logic is nonsensical just like all fatasses. Quit fricking eating and making excuses you stupid pussy.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I weigh like 140 pounds, it was just hypothetical. Calm down you sperg

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        cna you imagine having to shit when you're that fat? your ass would fricking envelope the toilet. how the frick do you wipe?

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You could just buy multivitamins there too and easily survive fine for a year just eating burgers and taking multivitamins

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Basically how I live, except it's ramen instead of burgers and it's been like eight years at this point

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Well I'm not going to tell you what to do as I don't know your financial situation but you should at least eat some fruit and vegetables once or twice a week if you can afford them. Rice and Potatoes and Pasta can be got cheap as frick as well. You can make cheap soups pretty easily as well that would be better for you than ramen.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldnt they just ship you back to your own country? Theres no way they would let you live in the airport for 6 months or however long it was in the movie.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The whole point of the movie is that his country doesn’t exist anymore but they can’t let him into the US

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Well it still physically exists. It just changed its political system or whatever.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They cancelled all flights into it though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tucci's character is officiousness personified. He knows it could be politically sensitive and the optics will be bad.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The irl dude enjoyed freeloading off the kindness of strangers, he easily could’ve left much earlier if he had actually wanted to

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much. The UK did get rid of him right away. The british sent him back to france. France didnt like the situation at all and didn't want him. He applied to various European countries as a refugee, but he lacked papers, seemingly on purpose... France let him stay in the airport, they could have arrested him or sent him elsewhere. It did actually take him 7 years to get any kind of offer from a nation to actually be allowed to live there. Then belgium made him an offer, he'd be on a form of probation, and he declined it opting to continue to live in the airport, and he did for another 10 years.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking love gyros

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Uhm sweety, it's undocumented persons now. Try and keep up okay chuddies?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Do you vote? Do you vote for the same people that allowed ford and united fruit company to exploit labor in latin america?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'm Canadian chuddie.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You don't import any fruit to Canada?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Canadians ARE the exploited.

            We didn't get to vote when our government decided to extract our natural resources, send it to the US FOR FREE, so that WE PAY THEM to refine it so we can buy it back with markup.
            We try to vote to have an oil pipeline to provide us with some money, but mysteriously the vote keeps being shut down.

            We didn't vote for 6 million immigrants in 5 years, but they did it anyway.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >We didn't get to vote when our government decided to extract our natural resources,
              Extracting natural resources for someone else (UK, US) to refine is what Canada is good for. Always has been, always will be.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There was no country to go back to. He was from Yugoslavia or something before they broke off

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Wouldnt they just ship you back to your own country?
      no

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The guy was offered multiple ways out and he just simply refused. He wasn't stuck there, he chose to abuse the system and live there.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The guy was offered multiple ways out and he just simply refused. He wasn't stuck there, he chose to abuse the system and live there.

        He sounds mentally ill to begin with.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was right after Castaway and it was so stupid

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      when your a hot commodity, you have to keep the ball rolling.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why didnt he just walk out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      His country didn't expect, so he wasn't allowed to enter the United States

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't WANT to live off only burgers in an airport, but I could easily.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Besides the sleeping situation I think living in an airport could be pretty cozy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      there is those sleep capsule in japan they should implement. I think even the greyhound bus stations should have them but quality of life isn't paramount for those in charge.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think they have them in some US airports too

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >get quarters from collecting carts
    >oh no there is a guy who collects carts now
    >completely gives up on collecting carts in a giant airport

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt they just give him a shitty job if he was going to be there for so long? They could have watched him all the time anyways.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tucci didn’t want to help him. He wanted him to exit the doors so that he’d get scooped up by immigration or whatever and wouldn’t be his problem anymore

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        classic tucci.

        I think they have them in some US airports too

        add a shower and toilet and solve homelessness.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What would they even do? Just put him in jail? Would probably be better than the airport.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Jail doesn’t have mommy Catherine

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Catherine Zeta Jones in this movie made me realize I wasn’t gay. She’s absolutely gorgeous

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    only If you took everything out of the whopper apart from the patty.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you could live off hamburgers for a few years probably,

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He lost points in my book when he said he hates Mayo and pickles and sometimes it makes the score lower if they have them on the burger

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        wtf thats not objective at all

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s his triple decker cracker sandwich. Always wanted to try one

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Where the frick did he get a whole jar of peanuts

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        his home country

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Shit, you’re right. I forgot he’s keeping something special in there

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I already live off burgers at my house. Doing it at an airport doesn't seem too different.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you make burgers every day?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon but my friend would smoke weed every night and make those frozen burger patties on a George Foreman grill. The things looked like fricking hockey pucks but he had his ritual every night

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no, i order delivery from one of like 5 burgers places by me

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If he were artistic and could draw/paint he could make some quick money doing that in a corner somewhere.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did you not watch the movie? He does carpentry and works for a construction crew and gets paid under the table.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >hey would you like a carpentry souvenir for your travels? No? Okay.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    as a Cronenberg fan I love burger king

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      look how capitalists massacred my boy

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anytime someone mentions burgers I’m always reminded of that viral video of the munchkin kid picking up a giant burger and saying “borgir!”

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The schizos really come out in full force for Tom Hanks threads

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does Tucci get his comeuppance at the end? I don’t remember

    MEDICINE FOR GOAT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not really

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, just has a change of heart and lets Hanks go. It’s a pretty bad movie thinking back, just has memorable moments

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >no, it would be extremely detrimental for your health anon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      BURGERS IMPRISONING ME

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You almost can, I think? Won't you get scurvy eventually? May need to drink some orange juice once in a while.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe 8 years ago
    An airport Whopper probably cost like 20 bucks now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah do dollar menus even exist at any fast food anymore? We didn’t realize how kino we had it

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Hanks can’t do accents for the life of him

  33. 1 week ago
    Andy

    Depends on the burger joint. If it is nothing but beef burgers you will die soon and quickly. However if it is chicken or turkey or fish burger(along with beef) and has a good fresh produce menu to go along with everything you may survive a long while at this airport provided you have the funds to do so, such as Tom Hanks had in this situation.

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