>couple has sex in a tv show or movie
>doesn't clean up or go to the bathroom
>immediately puts underwear on
do they just go to sleep with dried up cum and pussy juices on their crotch?
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>couple has sex in a tv show or movie. >doesn't clean up or go to the bathroom
When I used to cum on my gf's stomach she'd go to the bathroom to clean up and I'd immediately put my boxer briefs on. No round 2 b***h I'm tired
>No round 2 b***h I'm tired
Based and literally me.
yes and she'd suck the dry cum and pussy juices off my dick the next morning
>suck them off
more like peel them off because it becomes this nasty crusty shit that flakes off like a disgusting cum scab
>she'd suck the dry cum and pussy juices off my dick the next morning
Why would you even try to lie about this shit? I assume everyone has accidentally fallen asleep with semen on them and noticed that it dries entirely.
it do be like dat doe
cheers for that
African here. I’m not gay but good for them I guess.
Akweya?
Idk what that’s supposed to mean. So no to your question.
his arms are yuge
>Couple has sex in a TV show
>The woman looks satisfied and the man doesn't immediately leave
????
When my bf breeds my ass I just leave it in there all day and run to the bathroom when I feel a fart coming. It’s hot as frick knowing he’s inside me
Do people really have anal sex with a full stomach?
You’re body doesn’t digest food immediately, you can typically eat whatever the hell you want beforehand. It’s the day leading up to it you should probably be mindful of. But as long as you get enough fiber in your diet and shit and shower beforehand you should be clean.
gays are disgusting
>Cum inside girlfriend
>She goes to the bathroom for fricking ages after
>Wakes me up when she comes back
Why? Just let me sleep.
I can't tell, I never had sex.
What are you supposed to do after sex? I have no idea.
Go to sleep. The urge to sleep after sex for me is so goddamned powerful.
my girlfriend usually goes to the bathroom, wipes herself down and pees. i do the same. it helps prevent UTIs, especially in women
Kick the b***h out. You have no more use of her, and she will just steal your stuff.
High-five, rate her performance (be a little generous though since you want her to like you) and and then get dressed and leave. Maybe a goodbye handshake depending on how well it went
Light up a gay.
>guy doesn't get up, blow air into the condom, tie it off, swing it around his head a little bit, then go wash his wiener in the sink
I usually take a bath with her to steam off
Its pretty good
>couple has sex in a tv show or movie
>the woman isn't beat to an inch of her life and the man isn't running off with a crowbar
???
>guy has sex in movies
>he can actually stay hard
>he can actualy feel something
>he is actually able to cum inside her
unrealistic...
Stop death gripping your dick when fapping.
I always fapped by manipulating the head of my dick instead of the traditional pumping and it still ended up like that. Checkmate.
Damn, you suck. Sorry friendo.
Elaborate.
You can't cum from sex and it's not even related to deathgrip. You suck.
Stop watching porn.
I don't. i can only whack it to old memories of actual experiences and shit.
Thats why moron. You have an idiosyncratic masturbatory style that doesn't simulate sex, of course you can't cum when you have sex.
Funny enough, it started with an ex doing a similar circular motion with her tongue that had me spray like a fountain.
Try fricking something that isn't fat, ugly or otherwise repulsive. Your webm related.
Tracks that your dick and brain are wrecked and you save shit like your pic, cut back on porn and stop wanting to be the girl. What’s happened to you nerds is truly bizarre and there’s so many of you here, so crazy and hilarious the amount of 30+yo men we’re about to have that are like this.
Just save yourself for her brother
https://happy-marriage.neocities.org
That's a fetish site for degenrate chicks and/or emasculated guys and it should be obvious.
t. boomer
t. degenerate roastie
>he doesn't pretend to cum and then go to the bathroom to finish himself off because he jerks off to so much porn that he cant coom to regular sex
I found a solution to that, you just hold your breath until you are about to pass out and you'll coom. Then when you gasp for air and turn to jelly she thinks she did a good job.
This is the real reason why dudes aren't chasing women or having sex any more, it's too much work and not as satisfying and women don't have anything else to offer.
>Couple has sex in a tv show or movie
>The man is able to cum and doesn't have delayed ejaculation from excessive masturbation
Unrealistic