Crazy that we are already 02 for theatrically released western animated films this year.

Crazy that we are already 0‐2 for theatrically released western animated films this year.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >4th installment in a franchise, the only thing anyone was looking forward to was Tai Lung
    >a fricking Garfield movie
    It's not that crazy, honestly. It'd be more surprising if either of them was good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the only thing anyone was looking forward to was Tai Lung
      I really like the kung fu Panda movies but I didn’t give a frick that this guy was back, he was pretty 2 dimensional as a villain, were there really people begging for his return?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From what I recall, he was the only thing anyone was really excited for. The new characters were stale cliches (a plucky thief and a cackling witch), but people had enjoyed Tai Lung's fight scenes and thought he was a tragic villain, so fans seemed most excited for him.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am not a Tailung gay but having one of your major villain one shot by the newest installment's villain, locked up in a cage, then after the newest installment villain got defeated by the protagonist instead of ganging up on him with the other major villains he just fricking kneeled down and went "Po, you were really the Kungfu Panda 4.tm of our time" and then obediently went back to his NotGulag is fricking out of character

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I said that people were looking forward to him, I didn't say that they actually got anything worth looking forward to.

            Hell, Chameleon herself apparently gets defeated by being hit twice with a stick. There's a reason that the only KFP fight scenes that anyone still talks about are the Tai Lung fights from KFP1.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Dreamworks genuinely moronic? Why did they think that their Kong Fu francise would not need to have bigger stakes and better action than fricking Puss and Boots 2??

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they know that fans are stupid. Look at how much money Kung Fu Panda 4 made. It's a success because the customer is STUPID. And Dreamworks knows that customers are stupid.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope they make a sequel so shitty, it actually bankrupts them. (And not just nearly.)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think they will. The fact of the matter is no one likes the idea of the main titular protagonist getting shoved to the side to get replaced. And worse people are tired of the annoying intrusive female character who is going to inevitably replace the male hero. That shit is poison nowadays. Zhen is not popular. Not even furries genuinely care about her once the flavor of the moment phase expired. Kung Fu Panda from what I can see is headed into diminishing returns.

          And if Dreamworks does not wise up they will get shut down while illumination will take the majority of the budget money Universal provides. It's no secret that Universal wanted to merchandise the properties of both studios but they blatantly prefer illumination because they work cheaper while profiting much more with cheap ugly shit like The Minions. Dreamworks could get screwed over if they don't prove their worth to Universal and Comcast who owns them.

          And I doubt another Shrek movie could save them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shit, fricking RGTK was their biggest bomb (that didn't come out during COVID) and it had longer staying power than KFP4 (albeit for the wrong reasons)

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The dicky?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone uploaded an interview with the co director https://youtu.be/XLNtkO2g1lg?si=jwvBf5XmB1HLSfiO
      >TLDR: the producer had a lot of bad ideas and also wanted to make KFP4 a comedy instead of being serious. He also was very stonewalled and unwilling to compromise

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow... So they truly are moronic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, highlights include
          >originally live action hybrid
          >there would’ve been a hu-man city
          >there would’ve been 20 minutes of po building a box.
          >the return of old villains was last minute
          >the producer was very against giving n a backstory to the chamelian despite literally everyone, including dream work execs higher up then him asking for one.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, post Zhen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you mean reporting you for furry? Yes reporting YOU for furry.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, Wild Robot and Bad Girls will bring back DreamWorks we love.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cinema is becoming a kid-only medium, like animation and comics.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They were going to be live action humans, which would look awkward.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These were both great though?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Despicable me will make them both KNEEL

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