Crimes include:

Crimes include:

Mass murder, killing a dog while high, assault, breaking and entering, grievous bodily harm, domestic abuse, drug trafficking, pump-and-dump scheme, sexual harassment, drunk/drug driving, fraud, illegal gambling, mutilation, theft, truck hijacking

>gets made fun of a little bit
>freaks out

Wtf was his problem?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What phenotype is that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Canopyian-American

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He never got to buy meadow one of those happy meals he used to always get her

        He could smoke a cigarette in the rain without an umbrella

        morons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >GRRRRRRR TAKE MY SOPRANOS THREAD SERIOUSLY MOTHERFRICKER GRRRRAAAAAAAH

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Make as many jokes as you want, but at least try to be original

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >original
              >fricking sopranos thread
              I wouldn’t frick you for a million

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What are you some kind of interior decorator? 😉 Get it? Pretty funny right

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you may go back to /leftypol/ anytime

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dromedary

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GUIDO

      Also, I never liked him in Sopranos, but really dug him in White Lotus 2... weird stuff.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't seen the final season of sopranos yet so my head canon is that the degenerate dad in white lotus 2 is Christopher after he goes into witness protection in Hollywood.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Annoymous

          You should see the final season

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What didnt you like about him? I thought he did a good job.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He never got to buy meadow one of those happy meals he used to always get her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fun fact" chris and mnmeadow nev er onc einteract in the shdow

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Couple of three things. First off, are you fricking dyslexic? Second, they did interact in Season 1 when Meadow wanted to buy meth from him

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wtf

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro srsly bro like bro srsly

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >early on it seemed like Chris and Meadow were roughly in the same age range
          >later on it's revealed that he actually grew up as the "little brother" of Tony and Tony B
          Defend this, Sopranos gays.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lots of shows have a rough start

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that would make them the same age tho rettard

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I really don't understand what your issue here is. That's not inconsistent.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He’s thirteen years older than Meadow and ten years younger than Tony

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No one ever thought that. We all knew Chris was pushing 30 when Meadow was in hs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why did Carmela insist on keeping the door open?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disregard for human life, human suffering and property rights are traits he shares with everyone else in his milieu. Those characteristics don’t socially isolate him, if anything they are the basis of his social life, and so he can continue to function as a human being while indulging in this behaviours.

    Becoming the butt of everyone’s jokes alienates him from his friends, such as they are.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He could smoke a cigarette in the rain without an umbrella

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why does this piece of shit lowlife have a fragile ego?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was an insecure narcissist, much like Tony

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was his blood medication

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christopher never had the makings of a varsity athlete

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grilled shine box jackoff tissue radiator

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot 20 years in a can you fricking casual

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All these guys were extremely touchy and thin-skinned, see the 'you oughta know twheetie' scene.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You let one of those slip and you become Joe Jerkoff

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was his worst crime and why was it killing J.T. Dolan?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Introducing tony to pepper ann

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And now most of this site doesn't have permission to watch his scenes. Sad.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The boys were just riffing:(

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OH NOO I'M LE HECKIN SAD MOBERINO

    I hate this show. I haven't watched and never will. If a show gets popular with zoomers, it was shit all along. That's my thinking.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have only watched the first season, does it get better?

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