Criminally underrated movie.

Criminally underrated movie.

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >maxresdefault

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      never heard of maxresdefault film

      checked and kek'd
      OP is a homosexual

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a small matter

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He deserved better, his dead was pointless

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Na, he choose to fight to the death because of some banter
      If you fight to the death
      You can fucking die

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his dead was pointless
      like every other death in medieval times, thats the point

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Na, he choose to fight to the death because of some banter
      If you fight to the death
      You can fucking die

      >his dead was pointless
      like every other death in medieval times, thats the point

      pretty sure that guy was some prick politicians right arm muscle, and killing him was a message to that prick politican to keep his shit in check or he'll be the next one on the chopping block. the fire worm was coming and they didn't have time for assholes not working together.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        last time I watched was March of this year... It was the Prince's right hand man. The Prince wanted the throne and the King was already in bad shape so he had him run interference against the warriors as to not lose the confidence of the villagers.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          its been ages, i need to rewatch. i knew there was some political reason why they had to kill that guy. cheers. its such a good movie. literally the very first DVD i ever bought way back when VHS was being phased out.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was muscle for the prince who opposed the warriors because he feared Buliwyf would threaten his throne.

            The Warriors felt they needed to give him something to think about.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >now he has to think about what he can't see
              kino

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Buliwyf
              What a cool name. Mine is just Anon, like some homosexual.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bulimic waifu
                >cool

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jokes aside "Bee Wolf" is kind of a stupid name, id rather be called "Ox Bear" or something like that.
                But at least its memorable.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                he's literally just beowulf. the whole movie is beowulf.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Norse used kennings. They rarely named something outright, but would use compounded figurative language to allude to a meaning

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Having wolf in your name was actually slightly cooler, because they believed that if you said the names of predators you'd call to them and make them appear if you're unlucky. Instead of saying Wulf/Ulv they'd use euphemisms like calling it 'grey paw' or 'thief'. In Scandinavia wolves are still called Varg, which meant thief, because everyone was afraid of using the original name for so long that the word stopped being used for anything except the animal. Bear is one of those euphemisms, it just means 'the brown one' and we don't actually know what the original name for them was, because they were so fucking scared of bears that they simply wouldn't use its name enough for it to be passed down to us. So a guy calling himself wolf would be cooler than the guy calling himself bear, because the wolf guy is tempting fate every time he says his own name while you're just calling yourself a brown ox.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              really? scenes from it are posted from it all the time. Though it seems like a rather...all over the place film, with a HUGE ensemble cast.

              >now he has to think about what he can't see
              kino

              It's incredible that this movie is measly one and half hour.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his dead was pointless
      They explain the point immediately after the fight, they prevented much worse damage.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get to judge white men.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's nice. The problem is the final battle is like two minutes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      kinda feels like they either ran out of ideas or budget though i do like that the more the warriors learn about their enemy and demystify them the easier they are to battle and by the end they slaughter them

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        when it comes to budget most of it probably went to the battle at night and building those fortifications

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The sets and costumes looked pretty good.

          Still pretty low budget compared to modern streaming-service shows and look how badly those spend the money.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            just a shame it did not do well in theaters they should of kept the original title ''eaters of the dead''

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bet on him if you like.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    never heard of maxresdefault film

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >maxresdefault

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        checked and kek'd
        OP is a homosexual

        >be on the board for movies
        >complain that OP doesn't specifically name a very famous movie

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok, name this movie then. brainiac

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            braveheart

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              no

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pleb.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            the 14th Companion

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Way Back?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok name this very famous movie without google

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maxresdefault 2 : The Darkening

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              how the fuck did you know

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        another hidden gem microbrew to add to my collection

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      really? scenes from it are posted from it all the time. Though it seems like a rather...all over the place film, with a HUGE ensemble cast.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lo, there do I see my father. Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers. Lo, there do I see the line of my people, Back to the beginning Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, In the halls of Valhalla

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish director put as much into something like this like he did Predator. Same premise

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    its the the mendo
    KREETAN !

    it should of been a series of films everything about it was great. its more realistic then anything Hollywood has done in a decade now too I don't even think there was any cgi other then Bagdad and the sailing part.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The horse jumping over the other horse is also CGI.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I saw it as a teenager, i loved it. Then Lord of the Rings/Gladiator/Kingdom of Heaven, went overboard with massive battles, effects and armor etc.

    Then after revisiting the 13th warrior in 2015, I realized that its possibly the best "viking" film ever made.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is the best viking film easily

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    dies off screen

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its been a good day

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    was the implication here that he was possibly converting to Islam or at least open to the idea of embracing a new cool god after Ibin learned their language over night?

    thats always what I interpreted from this.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      horrid bait
      2/10 for getting me to reply

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ''there is only one god and Mohammed is his ....prophet''

        seems like you got filtered pleb

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just wanted to make sure someone would write down his legacy instead of it just being bard tales or some shit. He was impressed that the arab could duolingo himself into talking norse so he wanted to gain his respect by showing respect. At least that's how I interpreted it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you'll never live long enough to see the McTiernan Cut

      best beowulf ever

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he saw the merits of Islam after Ebin told him about his views on women off screen

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    comfy

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT
    FUCKING
    MOVIE
    ARE
    YOU
    TALKING
    ABOUT
    ????

    >alll these replies and I STILL don't fucking KNOW
    It's going to carry on being underrated OP you goddamn retard if I can't fucking watch it without a fucking NAME

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      13th warrior, fren. pretty sure its been mentioned in the thread. i really cant stress enough just how good the movie is. from start to stop it's perfect

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That fucking soundtrack, goddamn.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently the original soundtrack, before Michael Crichton stepped in as director and changed a whole bunch of shit like adding in more dialogue because he's a wordcel, started off with Ibn having an Arabic/Muslim musical theme, with the two different types of music mixing as the characters get to know each other. Crichton and the studio was apparently more scared than McTiernan about playing up the Muslim angle, fearing audience not liking it, and so after McTiernan was kicked off the project they scrapped it for the current soundtrack.

          I can't watch the movie without wondering what the original is like. Or whether it might be brought out of the vault one day.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The rejected score is on youtube, by the way. It's really good, although I slightly prefer Goldsmith's soundtrack for the sake of the movie.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can't really judge these things without hearing them accompanied with the scene, with the notes hitting at the intended spots of a scene etc. But then I basically never listen to scores on their own.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              this is fucking awesome
              is there a fan project floating around out there on the net like the waterworld: ulysses cut?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              this is pretty good I can see it possibly being something early on in the film maybe after or in Bagdad. or maybe an end credit song.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you'll never live long enough to see the McTiernan Cut

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      saw him in an episode of X-Files

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He played a Norwegian pirate or something like that, right? It's weird how he's made a career out of playing Scandinavians when he's a fucking Czechoslavian.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          something to that effect. he's one of only a couple crewmembers still alive and occasionally speaks in a different language. Everyone on the ship ages quickly because of "heavy salt".

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I LEEEEEESSTTENNEDD

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the whole lead up to the first battle is next level kino

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, first time watching it was so cool because you are lead to believe it really could be some kind of monster or spoopy shit.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    VEM
    SKALL BLI
    DEN FÖRSTE

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why has no one been able to do any good medieval/dark ages spooky movies. I feel like there is so much room for evil magical things and creatures.
    The only ones I can think of is the one with Sean Bean and one with Nic Cage.
    Pretty sure one was Black Death and cant remember the other

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    so they were Cro-Magnons or something I always assumed. wonder why there have never been films about humans fighting other hominids that we once shared the planet with.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was always slightly confused exactly where they were supposed to be. Iceland? I know the Nords made it to North America so I dont think these would be Native Americans

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I figured it was in the finland area

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    banderas was the man in the 90s

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    here's another viking comfy kino if you like 13th warrior
    Isekai Beowulf basically
    the virgin tomboy waifu was worthit

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great fucking movie.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Viking kino. Love it.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie in the picture is
    The 13th Warrior
    Directed by : John McTiernan, Michael Crichton
    IMDB tag to search for it on torrent galaxy:
    tt0120657

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grow stronger!

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