>Critical Drinker liked it
>Mr. H liked it
>RLM liked it
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>Critical Drinker liked it
>Mr. H liked it
>RLM liked it
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I liked it
her womb needs to be seeded by a white man
>she is quarter native, quarter chinese, quarter english, with some norwegian as well
wew quite the mix
when will she be COLONIZED
Too many moles = high mutational load
The redskins can keep her.
we're not getting paid
whats that in ad revenue? 1500? not bad for grifting the anti woke crowd roleplaying as one of their own.
$300-600
Ad revenue hasn't been a relevant metric in years, you mouth breather
Why would Disney pay random YouTube nobodies? How could they keep it under wraps and why haven't they stopped shitting themselves over how woke Disney products are?
Disney gives "influencers" free shit all the time and the CEO openly said she's going to direct the company to put gay shit in it's media because her son is trans or a homosexual or something.
Some of those gays break news station ratings, why would they not?
Disney literally advertises before, during and after those gays internet podcasts, not to mention the overall relationship it has with their platform. People used to see the conflict of interest in the old tv days now we're all moronic apparently.
Frick off with the pilpul israelite.
Neither are they
kys shill
Prove it, dimwit.
critical homosexual is literally getting paid to hate tho
more like we don't have eclout and reputation to care about
speak for yourself
Ding ding ding
I think that most modern teens are simply starting to forget what a your typical action flick looks like because they're searching for "wokeness" in every corner. It's a decent to good action flick, nothing more. I still like Predator 2 and Predators more.
This doesn't make any fricking sense. These critics have clearly stated that they hate woke shit and now when they suddenly like a movie starring a woman they're suddenly woke chills? You're definitely out of touch if you can't see how senseless this statement is.
why the frick do you homosexuals care about random YouTube idiots? It’s embarrassing
>YouTube idiot says something Cinemaphile likes
YAAAAASSSS KIIIING
>YouTube idiot says something Cinemaphile dislikes
Why the frick do you homosexuals care about random YouTube idiots? It’s embarrassing.
RLM is the only one you listed who's opinion even remotely matters.
Here's your claimed to be 1/8 indian protagonist bro. She's lucky her mom was Filipino or this wouldn't have been allowed
Just like Arcane
CUTE! absolute waifu kino
>arcane
argayne
>prey
ghey
prey was pure unadulterated action kino
arcane was a sjw political statement
I didnt see either...what made Arcane SJW? I thought it was some anime made about a MOBA game
It literally isn't.
morons are just triggered at the sight of blue and pink hair
I guess the really heavily forced lesbian subplot was pretty nasty. They kinda glorified the grooming of an innocent rich girl/wannabe detective ace type into a submissive lesbian and it had nothing to do with anything whatsoever, just got thrown in for brownie points I guess.
The "strong wamen" in the show were all mostly mentally ill or incredibly stupid, and the mentally ill people were obviously mentally ill.
It wasn't that woke, but it was a pretty decent and really nicely animated series outside of a few minor problems
you are actually fricking braindead Black person
>a sjw political statement
You didn't watch it.
Eh. Fundamentally it's a terrible feminist script. The kind where they tried to make the main character likeable but due to being man hating feminists they dont know what women are actually supposed to do to be competent.
The MC is a bumbling idiot, like a child. But she's 25. I can't help but think this is a reflection of the writer's own ineptitude bleeding through very powerfully the entire script.
>The kind where they tried to make the main character likeable
Are you referring to the mentally ill schizo who ruins everything and gets half the cast killed? Or the hotheaded unintelligent brawler who betrays her last remaining family and alienates them? If you think the main idea of the story was to make the characters seem likeable, you missed the point. Everybody fricked up and everybody lost, that's the point. Except Singed.
Oh I thought you were talking about prey. I didn't realize you had leaked out of your containment board. Nobody cares about your troony cartoon
ywnbaw
It’s a B movie.
The problem is the woke stuff and the bad predator stuff and the Mary Sue stuff
Mary Sue = female doing standard impossible action hero shit?
Yes. A tiny ass woman like that physically over powering grown men is cringe.
More cringe than manlet Tom Cruise beating up ten guys at once? It’s all impossible bullshit.
lankazoids love to cope with height and have obviously never been in a fight
Size wins. Yes, every time.
the Black person protag woman in the prey movie also has no chin like in that picture
No chin = harder for Pred to land a critical hit on said chin and BTFO Indian chick.
I was a bouncer for years and you're wrong and probably have never been in fight
No 300 lbs incel would think someone smaller than them carries a gun or knife, That would take balls
If you're talking about Reacher, yeah Cruise doesn't have the height or the build as the character in the book so they got creative with some martial arts mastery.
The scene you're talking about he's only taking on 5 guys. To which he only had to take out 3 of them to have the last 2 run away. And they didn't all gang up on him at once. He squares off with the first guy and literally breaks his balls, giving all the others pause. I'm not sure if that's what was written in the book, but it works in the film.
Checked. Tom also has psychotic intensitiy trained into him by a cult that treats him like a God.
Also, anyone notice Amber basically makes the same face throughout the entire movie? She's a pretty shit actress.
I tilt my head to the side I’m acting!!!!!
im pretty sure tom cruise could kick a couple guy's asses if he wanted
dude can do fricking almost anything and is god tier , its like you think jackie chan in his old age couldnt whoop your ass?
you know tom is just doing it in a movie, right?
I find a manlet beating up multiple people at once more believable than some Indian girl having a chance against a fricking predator.
Then you’re a moron who’s brain’s been rotted by capeshit, because both are impossible.
> "I simply can't imagine Khabib Nurmagomedov beating up a taller man"
>incompetent hunter btfos predator and lots of subhuman frenchoids with minimal effort
>isn't even injured in the process
Compared to
>a team of highly trained commandos getting torn apart
>only survivor is fricked up by the pred
I liked when the native chief went apeshit before his death because he was actually established as skilled and experienced. The protag doesn't have an arc, she just arbitrarily goes from incompetent to hypercompetent.
Arnold didn’t get fricked up by the Pred lmao, he took a direct hit and was completely unharmed by it when it should’ve crippled if not killed him.
All these movies are embarrassing shit.
Every horror or action movie is a B movie
>Mary Sue
More like hairy sioux her bush and asshair would be massive as she's native
she had perfect make up that she applies every morning with her indian compact and she used indian makeup removal pads before going to bed every night
Just because you watch someone on YT doesnt mean you have to agree with everything they say or think. I didnt watch Prey , I thought the premise was stupid and thats totally ok
what is this figure
Dark Elf beastmaster from dragons crown
https://www.jpfigures.com/product/dragons-crown-dark-elf-beastmaster-1-6/
That looks like a fillipino woman instead of a native American
her mum is chinese thai
The problem is that the previous Predator movie would have made anything after it look good.
Prey done right would be a homage of the OG Predator in the 1700's done more like that Revenant movie. Maybe even bring in Arnie as an old trapper on the run and Stalone as the bounty hunter looking for him, and throw the Predator into the mix, and hell even have an Indian girl if you want. This Disneyfied shit with too much CGI is just boring.
Trying to ape the original is what ruined the Terminator franchise
T2 changed it up with Arnie as good Terminator. Don't see how Salvation or Genisys were sticking to formula that much.
It was a fun watch. It's more likely these are paid post to just bring attention to the film.
The hollywood israelite has been saying bad press is good press since it's been pumping out films.
No. These critics are trash just like all youtube critics, especially RLM.
>this stupid as frick scene where a rat eats a bug and rat gets eaten by a snake that just happens to be there and then the predator kills the snake
what moron wrote this?
Grace, a woman, HATES IT
damn that's a lot of makeup
Jealous roastie is what she is
They could have not made it stupid but I still liked it so is fine. I like my propaganda to at least look like they tried.
they were speaking french, the language kings and heroes were already speaking while americans still lived in caves enslaving blacks
>while americans still lived in caves enslaving blacks
Jews did this.
>woman combatant
>cant lose because that would upset feminists
what if she didnt lose , but just got fricked up , like the predator blinds and cripples her. Or fricks up her arm. She ends up killing it but shes left broken in the process.
What would be the point of that? Arnold didn’t get crippled or broken in the end.
So? this is a movie that supposed to stand on its own and not be compared to previous entries. Plus arnie was a special forces tower of muscle not a small indian woman
Action heroes routinely walk away from shut that would kill your in reality. They get blown back twenty feet by an explosion and dust themselves off, when actually their bones would be shattered. Getting smacked into the air by the Predator in P1 would’ve broken Arnie’s ribs.
This is how the genre works. Expecting it to be different because the protagonist is a girl is regarded. It’s all a fantasy. It’s not real.
you are still comparing it to other action movies and P1. They want to try something different. Maybe its cause I like seeing women being broken and tortured , but I think it would add something to the film
They were clearly trying to go the horror/final girl route to avoid Mary Sue accusations. I’m surprised they let her get punched in the face and knocked out twice.
>It’s all a fantasy. It’s not real.
Yes, but it has to be believable.
In Tomb Raider where a 90 lbs girl is able to hold down a 200+ lbs mercenary to drown in a puddle. He'd shrug her off like taking off a coat.
TV and Movie writing has gone down the tubes. Characters doing stupid stuff all the time to push the plot along.
None of it is believable. A single man taking out multiple trained opponents at once in physical combat is impossible, but that’s routine for Jason Statham. He’ll even do it with groups of armed men when he’s empty handed. Somehow we’re still in an era where normies think knowing karate makes you superhuman.
Yes, that is the power fantasy for men, being able to be a Terminator or Hulk and just smear people physically.
Is that the same mentality for women in today's age? To be manly like a guy, grab huge guns and run off into the jungle to hunt prey? Is that what women really want? Or is it to be prettier, smarter, or sexier than the next woman and steal their boyfriend?
Idk mate, there are 4 billion women on earth. Go ask one of them.
>Idk mate, there are 4 billion women on earth. Go ask one of them.
Of my close female friends, there's a group of sisters who are "woke" to varying degrees and into the geek genre. One even loves to parade around in a 13th Doctor cosplay at conventions. I've never asked her what she thinks of the episodes. the other 2 just like collecting autographs and memorabilia. I don't think they have strong opinions about shows, but like RLM parodies, just consumes content then waits for more content.
Other women I know are normies who have normal lives, consuming and doing the popular things. They also cheat on their husbands and boyfriends.
None of them go hunting or fishing or do manly adventure things to show up the boys. So my impression of what is a power fantasy for women is doesn't include doing the physical manly stuff.
Wish fulfillment isn’t the only reason they include that shit. Anime is full of stronk ass-kicking girls. Apparently a lot of men like to see it. Look at all the men who simp for varbies and that catfish noodler chick.
>Anime is full of stronk ass-kicking girls. Apparently a lot of men like to see it
Back in the day, a strong female protagonist was an outlier. Now they're a dime a dozen, and you have to pass over so many of them to find something innovative.
>men who simp for varbies
I'll never understand throwing money at a chick on a screen. At least at a strip club you can touch them. And unless you're in video call, they're not talking to you directly, they're talking to hundreds of other guys. I don't see the intimacy.
>catfish noodler chick.
Hey, Hannah Barron's fit and hot. But I don't give her a dime either. I don't even watch far enough to know what they do with the catfish? Do they actually keep and cook it up? Catch and release?
>At least at a strip club you can touch them
You can? I thought it was hands off unless you want a bouncer to manhandle you but Ive never been to a strip club. Also Hannah is pretty cute.
If you have the money, pay the right people and you're not a sperg then you can frick them.
how is fricking a stripper? Any different from a normal chick?
Tranime creators have followed their fans development, they start as normal curious boys but turn into trannies obsessed with inserting as the girl
Tranime, be careful, it turns you gay and it's garbage.
at 30 you might be fine , but the resentment will hit sooner or later lady and it aint going to be pretty...My Aunt broke down crying at a family reunion because she cant have kids and never got married
Except the monster in a monster movie ends up not being a threat because the film is concerned with pandering.
So why didn't the girl get smacked around by the Predator?
Arnold was written to be an OP 80s macho one man army, that's kind of the whole twist of the original film.
>Arnold didn’t get crippled or broken in the end.
He was broken inside. He lost his comrades, nearly his life, and no one will believe he fought an alien. He survived but has nothing to show for it.
Meanwhile Prey girl goes back to the tribe showing off the Predator head and leads the tribe off into the sunset!
.t Critical Drinker's Prey Review.
No. But has no idea how to process it.
So this guy is a pedophile?
>Arnold didn’t get crippled or broken in the end.
Oh he def was broken
>sit and stare into the distance
>I'M ACTING!!!
not being able to sense emotion in other people's facial expressions is a sign of autism
She got knocked out a couple of times. Early dementia likely.
>but just got fricked up
Like Dutch and Harrigan? yeah that will never happen
>loses three times
Shhh, don't bring problematic things like facts into the argument.
if she had lost instead of escaped her skull would be a part of the predators trophy collection
>tribespeople constantly b8 and injure a superior in every way alien
>tree parkour
>get defeated by the white man
>that the alien defeats in such a way to make the whites look trivial
The preceding predator movies were so shit that in comparison this movie passes for kino for wokeanons
The tribespeople got cut to shreds easily though?
>cant lose because
Jews, who s run hollywood sant sale their shit movie for stupid amerimutt women
the movie is about a person hunting a predator why the frick would the protagonist lose
>BRO MY INTERNET MAKE BELIEVE FRIEND SAID IT WAS COOL
Imagine the state
I trust what my best friend anon says
Anon is the only legitimate source left on the planet of earth
MUH Internet friend said it was bad. troony alert
Drinker liked it
he still cried like a gay about "MUH white men being evil" so you pathetic incel can still relate
They were French, though. Perfectly acceptable.
>twitterical troonyker
kys
>muh youtubers
Don't care not watching.
>muh favourite eceleb liked
Great argument gay, still thought it was shit
>are we just out of touch?
They are. The flick cut corners everywhere it could and it shows. Dont ask me to "forgive" when its simply not that great, even though it wants to be and the normie cant spot the difference
>hulu movie
>youtube reviewers
>leftist women
Pass, lamest shit ever.
There's a dramatic drought of content. Anything with a semblance of narrative consistency and character development feels like a masterpiece.
All by design
maybe you're just focusing on things that make you angry and missing out on the rest
Being out of touch with today's culture is the best thing for you, op
>critical drinker
scottish= moronic
>RLM
fat, gen X = moronic
>mr. h
don't even know who that is
Mr H is a similar Ytuber to the crit drinker , English guy. I like his Judge Dread and Cthulhu mythos videos though. Hops on the current trend of modern movies are shit because its easy
Crit Drinker is homosexual. He only have two modes. Movies is most based masculine masterpiece or woke hollywood trash. I can't listen his whining anymore.
Mr.H is not that retarted. With him i have opposite problem. He sometimes like stuff that it is not worth watching.
It's true that Mr. H's taste can be odd at times, but when it comes to the Predator property, I'd say his opinion has more weight to it than Drinker or especially RLM.
Need to see what AcidGlow thought about the movie.
>we
Frick you, plenty here liked it.
This, it feels like troonys are mad and just spam nonsense. Since they can't be woman they hate woman who actually do succeed outside the usual norms.
The girl just wanted to hunt,she wasn't a man who wanted to axe her dick off and say I'm a woman now!!!! xy chromosomes don't matter!!!!!
have a nice day shill homosexual
Are the troony meds making you more aggro ?
Let me be perfectly clear. The moment the predator was taken down by the grizzly it should have been fricking dead.
My biggest problem was they were speaking in a modern American accent when it was supposed to be 1700s. I dropped 15 mins in
>modern American accent
Well there is a Comanche dubbed version out there, although RLM said the subs were horrible because it was for the hearing impaired.
What would you have preferred? I don't think they could get away with the old style movie Indian English with the slow, halting cadence.
I can tell by that puffy goofy zoomer face on the poster that this movie is complete trash
Not gonna watch a movie with a dumpy zoomer woman protag, simple as
its a movie about some dumb chick running from some moron predator and always ending up lucky
Honestly it seems like Cinemaphile enjoys watching critics more than television and film
It seems more like they're lukewarm on it and went in with low expectations. That's a recipe for eventually coming to the realization it's terrible.
>potrayal of indians follows standard libtard nobel savage tropes: crying for buffalo (eventhough indians hunted them buy running entire herds off of cliffs), so in touch with nature that they have a magic plant (which allows them to induced and survive hypothermia)
>white people in the movie are all portrayed as filthy/ugly/stupid/cowardly/evil
>Indians have to be shown positively so they're all somehow superpowered against the Predator (all of them manage to wound it several times even when taken by surprise and it even as to break mythos and cheat to beat her brother)
>the only time they're not positive is in service of making men look like buttholes to the female protagonist (and that is a throwaway plot point)
>the female protag gives a monologue to no one following victimhood talking points with the cliched "but that means I'm strong for what I am" bullshit
>now mention that the movie tried to gain publicity by dubbing in Comanche (which only around 10,000 people can speak)
>now mentiion that the Comanche didn't even really exist at that point in history
The pandering ruins the movie. It's shot and editted well so morons can enjoy the spectacle of it without noticing the flaws and fellow travellors of wokism will reflexively applaud it. But we end up with a cliched portrayal of native americans following standard libtard tropes, a focus that promotes the idea that white pioneers were ugly/evil, and a monster movie where the monster is a complete moron because it's too scared to portray indians as anything other than mary/gary sues.
>>now mentiion that the Comanche didn't even really exist at that point in history
Technically they did, but at the time had just splintered from the Shoshone.
>only loses deer because of the Predator ship
>bounces and spins off trees like Legolas
>"louk at muh tomahawk skillz tho!"
>"I HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF THE FLOWER. I LEARNED FROM MY: MOTHER"
>"use that tomahawk your father gave you to cut plants...not make dinner for the men" (kek)
>"louk at muh tomahawk skillz tho, this time rope!"
>"let her come, she's the best tracker add medical knowledge of orange flowers"
>only loses cougar ("lion" sounds scarier) because sexism was distracting her; still almost gets it but Predator noise distracts her
>he carried you home (CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! MUH STRUGGLE!)
>"I only killed that "lion" because of your plan and you wounded it for me"
>only gets beat in fight with men because they need to show female oppression
>(they still make them likeable and awesome warriors who hold their own against the predator because Indians have to be portrayed positively in the movie)
>only gets caught by dirty/ugly/stupid/evil white people because of animal trap
>proceeds to beat the shit out of like 5 of them at once when the time comes
>"I will give this cowardly white man magic orange flower medicine because I noble..."
>"he will give me his pistol which will become effective because I, an Indian woman, and now weilding it"
>[guns aren't effective when there are dozens of them being used by trained men with a plan...because they're white and evil and stupid]
>mutilates white trapper and leaves him for bait ("HE BAD THO! YAAS QUEEN!")
>"I'M A GIRL AND SO I AM IGNORED! THAT MAKES ME STONG!" monologue to no one
>holds her own one-on-one fighting the Predator hand to hand (she gets to beat it because not only is she Indian, she has that XX factor)
>"Look tribe! A lot of your sons are dead and so is my own brother...but I'm a hunter now! YASS, SLAY QUEEN! LITERALLY!"
"SHE NOT A MARY SUE THO!" [confused by the fact all the male indians are also gary sues...just generally confused because: moron]
>inb4 /misc/, chud, incel, have sex, seethe projection, etc
this
Anyone who actually seen prey will know this is outright lies and fabrications. It's amazing how much seething a female protag in a predator film causes if the only thing incel mouthbreathers can resort to is to literally make shit up.
>LIES REEEEEEEE
Kek. Preysimps on suicide watch.
Cope harder
>Predator gets wounded in every scene its in
>indians bounce of trees like Legolas and consistently out maneuver the Predator in combat
>all white people in the movie are disgustingly dirty, ugly, and cowardly
>in fact, the only time the Predator seems badass is when it takes out dozens of the trappers armed with guns and a plan like it's nothing; including using a shield to block their shot
>just ignore that they were aware of it and had a plan to kill it--you don't have to worry about their plan though because they're stupid
>also ignore that the guns are only effective when an indian has one and not when they had dozens
>also forget that the trappers were somehow evading the Predator until they were necessary for the plot; we don't need to know about their encounter with it beforehand because they're just there to be evil and get killed
>the Predator goes against mythos and cheats by turning itself invisible when it's losing a fight with the girl's brother--he's just too much for it with his ability to spin around and get close enough to pull the arrows he shot into it and reuse them
>she has magic indian herbs that turn her invisible because they're just so in touch with nature
>she pulls the same move as the convict in Predators but she doesn't get instantly killed like he did
>the Comanche were land vikings...the only part of the movie that kind of depicts this is when she cuts off a trapper's leg to use him as bait but he's evil, tied her up with her brother for the same purpose, and wanted to rape her so it's not like she's unjustified in the eyes of the audience
The Predator is never a threat to anything except wild animals and evil white people. The indians are all mary sues. The movie is editted well and shot nicely and things are set up (e.g swamp/herbs/trap) but it the Predator is a moron whenever it fights Indians (which are all superpowered).
Damn, chuds are seething over this one.
These people have never been outside. I'm sure if they even got a date it would be like a wo jack arguing their way out of even coming close to getting laid. or they hide their true beliefs for their true love lmao
Memespeaking NPC approved! Certified gay!
bump
We're not out of touch, we're just not at risk of being deplatformed for speaking the truth.
Well, we ARE at risk, but we can get away with telling it like it is for this movie, unlike most everyone else.
Also, I watched it expecting some cool unique action and plot, and it was fricking abysmal. I went in expecting at least a predator movie as bad as the rest, but it was way worse and the shitty protagonist written that poorly was solidly 50% to blame
You wanted Iron man to come and and snap his fingers? MOAR action!! it was a fun movie and way better than the predators are after our autism.
They way you speak as if you're the last line of defense vs evil or some shit maybe show your face and make a you tube channel instead of hiding behind anon. Just typing on an anonymous message board only allows you to argue with actual children and paid shills and there's no way you can tell the difference. I would have more respect if your were a blogger.
btw I'm a paid child soldier from China
The Predator was entertaining at least
the robot chicken skit that was done as promotion for that movie was more entertaining and better than anything in it
I didn't hate it but I've already forgotten what happened, yet I haven't seen Predator in 5 years and I know everything that happens, it simply isn't memorable.
>Western film industry is so garbage that all people have to talk about now is some lame girl-power b-movie.
lel
Don't care too much about the culture war stuff in this one. I rank it 3rd or 4th among the Predator movies, not sure if it's better than Predators. Need to watch again to get a better feel
Something is definitely going on with RLM
Yeah they are fricking lame like a old horse
It's pretty much guaranteed that any movie with a woman will have Mary Sue accusations
how I would fix the movie:
>make the indian protag arnold schwarzeneggers mexican son
>no woman in the entire movie
>the rock as the tribes chief
>willem dafoe is leading the french, jean reno his right hand man
>indians and french fight each other as predator watches and jerks off to it
>indians get BTFO by the predator as he merciless murders everything (make predator more high tech and cooler and less of a noob)
>predator BTFOs the frenchgays too
>arnolds son, the rock, willem dafoe and jean reno are the last survivors, on the run and have to team up to defeat the predator
>plot twist the predator is actually female but they discover its some sort of troony laying alien eggs and it isnt actually there to hunt them it searches some mcguffin
Kino?
>Kino?
Potentially yes. But an absolute must-watch either way.
can't go wrong with Dafoe.
>how I would fix the movie:
>>make the indian protag arnold schwarzeneggers mexican son
checkecked
Dafoe you say?
>>Mr. H liked it
All I needed to know. Guess it wasn't just me and the movie was ok.
Cinemaphile seems to like it
I say this as someone who hasn't watched it, and doesn't watch homosexual YouTubers
They all said it was a solid movie. Drinker had some caveats when it comes to the main character, she's essentially a void with no other characterization other than "I want to be a hunter."
Other than that, they all praise the real locations and cinematography. Easier on the eyes than watching another Star Wars series in The Volume or a CGI frickfest.
They are indeed homosexual youtubers but Mr. H is alright and can be trusted.
If he liked it that means it's ok despite it's flaws.
I also personally thought it was ok. Would probably be considered kino by Cinemaphile if the brother was the protagonist.
>Half the Catalogue are Prey threads.
>Only one Sandman thread a day that dies quickly
Proof Di$ney is paying shills to flood 4Chin.
hell yeah Simon Bisley
top tier fantasy babes
I feel you , I usually dont go for muscle chicks , but simon makes them toned but not to the point where they lose their femininity
good thing their nipples are covered
yeah ...good thing
You probably know this but one of his characters was paid homage to in Quake
Nah , Im a zoom zoom , but I grew up on Bisleys drawings
I'll keep saying this, we need a Turok movie asap
So what your saying is they just took a hit to their credibility with shit takes
I don't know what sort of funk they're in but I haven't watched any reviewers legitimately in about a year
They are all getting too old to catch the subtle messaging. Writers know that overt preaching isnt going to cut it and all these homosexuals cut off their brain.
Drinker is the one I'm most disappointed in but .. ultimately when your job is trying to get people to like you as a form of currency .. you'll become a pussy.
Nah, they catch it, it just isn't as jarring every time. Movies aren't meant to be real, it's an inherently dishonest medium and you're crafting a fantasy and an illusion.
I don't mind the concept of Pocahontas meets the Predator. It's just that some of it could've been thought out better, but overall, I've seen much worse. A step up from the previous movie.
I like the lower budget and visuals but I'm not giving it a pass because they did something competently.
Just making the white people le bad guys, and making her an uncharismatic lump of chaotic bullshit isn't going to cut it.
they think someone not shouting "i hate straight white men" is subtle or inherently apolitical
the Overton Window did a number on all of them
The cgi was awful - looked like a PS2 game
No stakes - She was by herself for half the movie and this generated no fear for the protagonist
6/10 - kill count was good but
Every reviewer of this movie should watch Apocalypto first.
RLM will never say anything based again. They're cucked to shit. They didn't tear obi-wan a new butthole. Jay is a rabid leftist homosexual. They're all homosexuals and you're homosexuals for continuing to watch, homosexuals.
Everything is so shit today that just showing a woman struggling and actually being human gets big points, even if they devolve her into an overpowered Mary Sue later.
Statham, the Rock and Vin Diesel literally have contracts that stipulate they can never lose a fight. Anybody calling them Mary Sues?
They're specific actors that play specific roles that we know what kind of movie we're getting if they're there.
>Statham, the Rock and Vin Diesel literally have contracts that stipulate they can never lose a fight.
I've seen them lose fights in movies before.
Source: my ass
>They have specifically stipulated in their contracts that they can never lose in fights. In fact, their terms even go as far as deciding how many times they get punched in their movies.
https://www.screenrant.com/rock-vin-diesel-jason-statham-contracts-movie-fights-lose/
They’re action movie stars, moron. And they never played a role in the Predator franchise.
Arnold got his ass handed to him with his squad multiple times and he used to be bigger action movie star than all of them.
Redskin womanlet defeating the Predator sounds different than all of them not losing a fight.
cant chuds just rewatch this or the original/sequels?
CRITICAL DRINKER IS FUNNY HE IS MY FWEND ONLINE I LIKE HIS OPINIONS
Drinker liked it
Critical Drinker living rent-free in libtards heads. You lot watch him religiously more than the right-wingers.
Why didn't the Predator crush her larynx when he had his hand around her throat, but a few scenes earlier the Predator threw a Comanche so easily it made him do a Wilhelm Scream?
Its a legitimate 5/10 or 6/10. Completely Average. The Actors were bad but because there was hardly any dialogue it didnt bring the movie down that much. Its just a dumb action movie. If they didnt make the predator so dumb it might have been bumped up another point.
Drinker liked it
>>Mr. H liked it
>>RLM liked it
Literally who gives a shit
But he kept saying it was going to be an abortion, disaster, dogshit, dumpsterfire catastrophe?
why the hell did they have to cast aubrey plaza for a fricking action movie
>I want to hunt because you think I can't
yeah it's feminism garbage, netflix literally has pozz department so don't try to gaslight me homosexuals
It would have been bold if they made her quit hunting because of the trauma of fighting a fricking predator.
It’s not Netflix
>gaslight
troon confirmed
every mainstream company has mandatory woke department now
Yes. This place is cynical beyond belief and every new movie that gets any kind of traction is flamed into the dirt. This place really really wants to hate anything that is even a little bit popular and I am not just talking about this board. If I had to guess, it's because society excluded you for being a nerd and now you think it's unfair that Chad can now openly enjoy this stuff and stuff smash pussy when you were ridiculed for it, so it doesn't seem earned, but who knows.
Yes. Most of this board is too far down the bitter incel rabbit hole to enjoy something like this. If you unironically hated this movie because a woman did things, it's over for you
What if those people had sex?
There's been half a dozen Predator movies, it's more than ran it's course for a series with a simple premise.
>Alien with advanced tech hunts humans
That's fricking it, it ain't exactly Sense and Sensibility homosexuals.
>Bu-bu-but this is set back in the past anon, they don't have modern weapons.
So?? Arnie didn't either at the end of the first damn movie.
He backpedalled hard after getting bullied on twitter for several days
it's trash.
I was in disbelief i waited 100 minutes only for the predator to be killed through a rube goldberg tier series of coincidences
a laser from a knocked off helmet from a shield she baited into a rock, are you kidding me? that belongs in a satire film
I still have no idea how was the laser activated. Does it just stay on all the time?
i think the other movies he presses a button on his wrist or something like spiderman web with his tendon movement
I'll watch the second half of the movie any day. The first half? Where you have to hear those flat monotone native """actors""" no thanks. It's insufferable at best.
>CriticalSoyDrinker
Let me guess, he somehow found a way to mention fricking Star Wars in this "video essay" too. God that man child is annoying.
I'm just happy that the Predator IP is getting a lot of attention since that fart in the wind which was The Predator 2018.
I hope this opens up more movies or even a TV show, I just want a focus on the Predator without all this human bullshit.
Overexplaining and showing too much will ruin the lore and feel of the Predator character tbqh familia, what more do you need to know other than alien warrior coming and fricking shit up
i wanna know if they have gay predators
I liked it overall. The beginning dragged on. They could have gotten to the the Cougar fight sooner. Other than that, I think it was stupid for the brother to just immediately give up once the pred went invisible.
It went like
>fricking up a predator, styling on it even
>*Laughs in Invisibility cloak*
>guess I'll die then
Didn't even move from that spot, just gave up and got gutted. He knew the pred saw him as a threat and didn't even try to lead it away.
Then the killing blow. I'm not even gonna say why, anyone whos seen it knows what was fricked up there.
it was okay, everything with the predator on screen was okay. Just watch the kill compilation on youtube.
if it was so good why wasn't it in theaters?
"Mary Sue easily overpowers all men," you said.
She was surprised by the patriarchy and then sucker punched.
>24/7 shill threads
>non stop viral marketing
Ahhh yeah nothing says kino like having fricking Disney Entertainment Inc's viral marketing department, the same guys that brought to you The Last Jedi and Black Panther and said they were kino and you were an incel if you disagreed, spamming a feminist belated Predator sequel. And yet I won't fricking watch it and neither will anyone else in here, funny how that works
>Predator kills a dog and takes its tiny dog skull because...?
>Protagonist wades deeper into the swamp/bog because...?
>French people speaking French without subtitles for scenes on end because...?
>Some really bad dialogue - "you tried, you just couldn't bring it home", "you could see what I miss". Especially bad in a film with very little dialogue.
>Some muffled/incoherent dialogue - "it can't see him"
>Predator tanked a lot of hits like a moron for some reason, when its known he has agility (impaling the snake mid-strike in one of his first scenes). But I guess it made him look cool
>Fairly ugly prognathic actress
>Indian hunters with zero muscle
>Orange tutsia reducing body heat wasn't really clear on a first watch - I thought the Indian on the stretcher was cold because it was night. Not a big deal though, a nice detail to notice on additional viewings
>Action scenes were great, cinematography was great, especially the fog fight scenes.
>Nice shots of nature
>Cool dart things and retractable metal shield
>Cool trope by which this predator seems weaker than the 1986 one
>Predator kills a dog and takes its tiny dog skull because...?
Throughout the film he works his way up the food chain based on their threat so snake > wolf > bear > man.
>French people speaking French without subtitles for scenes on end because...?
I think it was supposed to put you in the shoes of the protagonist by not understanding them and trying to gauge their intent from their body language.
>Predator tanked a lot of hits like a moron for some reason, when its known he has agility (impaling the snake mid-strike in one of his first scenes). But I guess it made him look cool
This Predator wasn't as intelligent as other ones, he was overconfident with his own strength and technology that he rarely even used stealth as a tactic outside of his cloak.
>Indian hunters with zero muscle
I don't get your point here, look at any tribes people living off the land. A majority of their physical exercise is cardio and calisthenics while not eating a frick-ton. They're in good shape but lean.
>he was overconfident with his own strength and technology that he rarely even used stealth as a tactic outside of his cloak.
More like
>Budget decisions
>Orange tutsia reducing body heat wasn't really clear on a first watch
lol
I liked it too.
I saw the comanche version with english sub titles. Maybe that helped a bit.
Is the Comanche just dubbed over or did they actually have separate shoots with the actors speaking it?
I believe it's dubbed over, but honestly I couldn't tell most of the time.
I know some obscure European film (I think German) used deepfake technology/machine learning to edit the lipsyncing so that all dubs match the lip movements. (I think the same company in this article. My Googlefu couldn't find it)
https://nerdist.com/article/ai-syncs-lips-dubbed-films/
I think that might have been used here, because the lip syncing and intonations matched 90% of the time.
The annoying part is that the only English subtitles on Hulu were closed captions for the deaf so it would include [river rushing] [intense music starts playing] which were distracting.
It's dubbed over, so no separate shoots. After the first 10 minutes you couldn't tell.
I think the other anon says that they used AI technology to lipsinc.
Yes.
>pick a "diverse" setting with "representation"
>make a cool action movie
>cast a cute girl
>both woketards and chudcels like it
It was that easy all along
yes. most of these second rate autistic virgins with rage on this board throw a hissy fit when they see a female main character by default. you shit your pants when there are some white guys being fricked up on screen- even though they are french, the lowest of the low of white people- because to you it's not about movies or art. to you it has become about some fricked up culture war. your shizo minds have been fricking absorbed by pol-acks and troon supporters. you are morons.
I honestly liked it. The build up was nice snd the I liked the action.
This shitfest of a 'film' is the opposite of what made the original a classic, I can't be bothered right now to explain how incredibly shit this film is but in another shill thread I might.
One problem of many is a never been in the fresh air faced spoiled American accented b***h of a protagonist playing a historical native or whatever, sulking throughout the whole film is kind of not what makes a fricking action movie ok shill c**tah.
You should've watched the Comanche edition
I should of deffo, but don't know what that entails and didn't know it existed before. does the girl speak Comanche for real?
They overdid her learning to be a hunter, she should just already be skilled and part of the hunting troup or whatever a collective of indians is called.
It's rewatchable for the other version maybe but I don't think I can watch all her moping around and pissy attitude another time tbf.
Most people know women are tough as nails usually, so the fighting all the men belittling her trope is so unfun to sit through in a ton of films these days.
No idea who those people are, but I think for myself thank you very much.
Im allowed to not liked it, the same way those people are allowed to like it.
yes sir thank you sir i am subsribe to the hulu app for she
It was alright. I don't know who any of those homosexuals are.
this may come as a surprise but I can think for myself. the movie was a nicely polished turd.
Drinker liked it
Whoms't
>>Mr. H liked it
Who've'st
>>RLM liked it
These guys are certified disney shills they make a living shilling marvel and star wars movies
they liked it because the protagonist is kinda hot. period.
Nothing. All the conservative/redpilled Youtubers gave it glowing reviews.
The ones who pointed out that it might be a little woke or leftist praised it for not making it black and white and depicting the issues and groups as nuanced and complex instead of being preachy or having brainlet feel good solutions like "give everyone equal access" like the end of Elysium or the Legend of Korra.
They liked it because it was a fun action movie that is nowhere near as propagandistic as most shit nowadays. Just look at that new Sandman show on Netflix where half the cast is black and gay.
I replied to the wrong post.
It was directed at
and I was stating that the redpilled part of Youtube that constantly trashes on wokeness, snowflakes, and diversity pandering praised Arcane because it wasn't simply "rich people bad" and "underprivileged good" nor did it go the "can't we all just get along" route.
>And unlike Korra which had a similar
>setting
>social issues
>and lesbian tomboy protagonist shipped with a rich asian industrialist
>it doesn't wrap up each social struggle at the center of every season simply with the defeat of the main villains
>despite the factors, beliefs, and systemic issues that created said villains and their movements lingering on and surviving.
>The solution isn't simple and doesn't just die with the villains.
Drinker liked Dunc as well. He's dead to me.
dunce was also good
>Ohh no. Woman in movie, i am going insane.
This incel bullshit starting to get boring. They made it well balanced. Even their own tribe members can bet her when they want to. And she is not great hunter. Her attack on bear was foolish.
Prey would do well in cinema.
agreed
You're not fooling anyone with this braindead spamming. Sage thread
>see OP
>immediately begin seething about incels, or whatever's got you grumpy this morning
Calm down, dude. Did you get ghosted on Tinder again?
Cry harder incels ^_^
>don't tear into the movie because it has a female protagonist and a comanche background
Media is so watered down that people are accepting it, its trash, its all trash, even ignoring the pozzed shit they basically just sold you the same movie but with no understanding why the original worked, same as all these shitty goyslop franchises.
>this movie is so good we refused to release it in theaters where it would make more money
I only watch rlm in that list
Imagine if Terminator 2 or Alien was released today. People would say they are woked femenist shit
ironically some men are more sexist now than 30 years ago
And I say this seriously and not trolling. ..>ironically some men are more sexist now than 30 years ago
This is the fault partly of feminism and modern wokeness because men are told you are sexist if you don't love rey.
Men are told actresses are oppressed yet women producers sometimes are the ones oppressing women (Amy pascal )
Men are told they are disgusting perverts but then actresses wear mini skirts and cleavage.
This hypocrisy is making men feel crazy
Men for the most part aren't oppressed, and the ones that are victims of violence and oppression are afraid to speak up or open their emotion because it would make them less of a masculine ideal
>men are magically forbidden to talk about being actually oppressed so shut up
moron.
It's an objective opinion based on how she acts.
This left wing propaganda about emotions being the biggest problem with men is the most moronic scapegoat you guys ever created. Maybe make women work 8h per day under the sorching sun carrying weight and we will see if talking about emotions change anything.
>Imagine if Terminator 2 or Alien was released today. People would say they are woked femenist shit
>ironically some men are more sexist now than 30 years ago
your argument didn't work those other 80 threads you've posted in, and it still doesn't.
Conner and Ripley set the standard that every other female needs to live up to, and 98% of them fall short every time. Prey does not succeed, an average featherBlack person who refuses to smile or show skin and is completely unlikeable, even her dog just seems to tolerate her. She's a subpar actress.
nah, he's right
same gayging
no, it's just the truth
i'm not saying i agree with it but it's what would happen
This. Shills really want people to stop ignoring their products. It's more desperate every time.
>average featherBlack person who refuses to smile or show skin and is completely unlikeable, even her dog just seems to tolerate her.
Subjective opinions based on an actress look that doesn't make your peepee hard isn't valid criticism
It was shit the only cool parts were the predator scenes.
they have poor taste
>CG yautja fighting a CG bear
Wow, I'm so invested. I definitely care about this
test
I listened to one of those reviews, and it didn't exactly go down like that. End verdict? It's not awful, but it still kinda stinks. OP one again proves he's a gay. The problem with this movie ain't the chick. The problem with this movie is it's really boring. Not a great look for an action movie.
>The problem with this movie ain't the chick
That's what they want you to think. Her performance is terrible but I guess being objective and not liking movies where the actors can't act makes you an incel now
>critical drinker
Is his whole shtick pretending to be drunk?
I liked it.
I want more lore about the Predators species though and what their home planet is like
No, it's the ecelebs who are wrong.
>Critical Drinker
No. In contrast to them, we're not getting paid.
Yeah yeah
>slowpoke.jpg
It's simply... kino. Predatorbros, we are finally at home after so many years.
>woah dude you don't like getting fricked in the ass dude bro everyone does you're out of touch
This board only ever likes movies ironically or as a knee jerk reaction towards normies hating it. There has to be some stupid meme associated with it.
No, it's just that most of us don't have mommy issues and were aren't closeted homosexuals.
>still seething even after almost a week
stay mad incels, stay mad
i'd rather watch predator 2 for the 50th time