Critics are calling it:
>4Ch*n's first feature film
>the first AI feature film
>one of the most important films of the 21st century
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Critics are calling it:. >4Ch*n's first feature film. >the first AI feature film
It's Australia's best film for 80 years
>made codex pajeet II
>coined the term pajeet
>made designated shitting street
>humiliated india in the only sport they care about by beating them in 2 world cup finals in 2 different formats of cricket, the u19 world cup final and knocking their women out in the semifinals all within a year period
nothing personal
How can you guarantee it will be the best film for the next 80 years? Are you a psychic?
is it a documentary about how gross India is or something?
you could say that
https://twitter.com/ExposedPajeets/status/1774395561489092611
>feature film
>webm compilation with AI voice
He picked the right voice, naturally condescending accent from Attenborough or whatever the name is
HOLY FRICK
LMFAO
Good to see that Asmongold's editor is narrating movies now.
Kek, thats what I thought at first. I guess that sophisticated voice is AI text to speech
kino
I watched like 20 minutes in because I kept laughing even though I gotta work in the morning.
>in some cases these birth defects lead to spectacular mutations and could lead one to question whether the pajeet was really human or not
>perhaps they could be vile chaos creatures from the Warp
>I doubt even the famous HP Lovecraft could have envisioned such horrors
Accurate
that line towers above the entire documentary
kino critical mass
KINO
jej
Half of this happens daily in new york.
Cope
Poo's third law in action
They're so predictable.
Well yea New York is 50% israeli/Italian, 50% Pajeet, and 100% gay.
Damn, I always wondered why you westerners make fun of indians. That webm of pajeet being squashed in slow motion - that's cinema.
It started with indians being awkward and creepy towards women on the internet and people making fun of it. Of course this being Cinemaphile, things got more and more racist and things spiraled out of control and there's also the fact that people don't care as much about discrimination against asians/indians
also the fact that the nation is a hive of call center scammers thanks to people like kitboga
When the majority of the world is brown you can’t really be racist because you are punching upwards as a white man
How is making fun of starving peasants stuck in a poverty ridden shithole punching upwards?
>starving peasant
they're not starving, their population is continuously expanding. They're just disgusting. they don't merit respect.
>they're not starving, their population is continuously expanding
Anon, here's a historically confirmed trick. You want a country's population to keep expanding? Introduce widespread poverty + light/moderate nutrition deficiencies - you'll be ruling wienerroachland within 40 years.
L
M A O
I can only imagine the salt, I am off to nitter
Is it a noise machine
Yes
Jeetshaker
get learned, normal Black person
I love weaponized autism
Isn't nitter dead?
It is.
they'd be pitiable if they weren't so horrendous
Ive been saying it since I was 15, That beautiful fricking landscape from north to south to east to west is COMPLETELY WASTED on these creatures (indians)
also kek
>exposedpajeets
>it's not porn
wated opportunity if you ask me
>anyone on earth would EVER watch a porn with disgusting 2’ dicked rapey poojeets in it
https://archive.is/yUekf
>“Undoubtedly the most unattractive women in the world are the Indian women,” said Mr. Nixon. “Undoubtedly,” he repeated, with a venomous tone.
>He continued, “The most sexless, nothing, these people. I mean, people say, what about the Black Africans? Well, you can see something, the vitality there, I mean they have a little animallike charm, but God, those Indians, -ACK!, pathetic. Uch.”
>Mr. Nixon said: “To me, they turn me off. How the hell do they turn other people on, Henry? Tell me.” Mr. Kissinger’s response is inaudible, but it did not discourage the president from his theme.
>A few days later, on Nov. 12, 1971, in the middle of a discussion about India-Pakistan tensions with Mr. Kissinger and Secretary of State William P. Rogers, after Mr. Rogers mentioned reprimanding Mrs. Gandhi, the president blurted, “I don’t know how they reproduce!”
>he repeated, with a venomous tone
Very biased transcript.
>-ACK!
/ourpresident/
Based Nixon poster.
>I don't think women should be in any government job whatever. I mean, I really don't. The reason why I do is mainly because they are erratic and emotional.
Very demented but also hilarious in a twisted way
Someone tl:dr the best bits. Not watching the whole thing.
The whole fricking thing is best bits
around the 41 minute mark the section on the pajeet trying to get laid is incredible
No. Frick off
Go back to your Black spiderman and she hulk, pleb
It's basically a compilation of all our pajeet webms.
Watch it, and takes notes, there will be a quiz afterwards
Even for a racist like me that's been on pol for a decade this is hard to watch
the most important documentary film of our generation
>With his limited IQ, the pajeet is unable to draw a mental association between trains and their tracks, so he has no idea where a train might appear
fricking kek
>all those obvious bot replies
Yeah, not clicking that.
Seek help
>pajeets
Why are incels so obsessed with this word?
Are the incels in the room with us now, anon?
Can I speak to them?
Well most pajeets are incels and obsessed with themselves, of course it offends them
Pajeets are the literal incarnation of incels. Virgins until thirty when their parents marry them to their ugly inbred cousin for more inbreeding purposes. Then the cycle continues.
I'm not going to be able to eat all day, oh my god.
this is revolting
>reality is le bad. I need a safe space where people of colour are civilized human beings like me. Let me live in this imaginary delusion and force other people to believe it too.
who are you quoting?
bloody b***h bastad
Jesus fricking christ my sides. I started laughing, and then I started having this crippling anxiety that if reincarnation IS real, that I probably will end up reincarnating there as punishment for my sins
>India and China’s population is exploding because of all the evil people being reincarnated there
I don’t like these implications
Honestly it perfectly explains the behavior of the residents of both countries
>the orc march theme from LotR intensifying as the street is crowded with pajeets
Yup, it’s kino
Buy an ad
you cannot buy an ad on Cinemaphile if you are a liberal website
sam hyde talked about it on his podcast.
What?
QRD nao
pass users getting proceeds? Hiro pay for this shit with all that glow Black person money?
>Cinemaphile makes a film
>it's by /misc/ rather than Cinemaphile
We really are so fricking lazy on this board.
Cinemaphile has landed translations (Shin Gojira) where /m/, Cinemaphile, or /jp/ should have stepped in
that's the way it works
>Cinemaphile has landed translations (Shin Gojira) where /m/, Cinemaphile, or /jp/ should have stepped in
are you sure they didn't just transcribe the translation from the official subs?
i didn't do the shin gojira subs but I've subtitled several series
i was there
Cinemaphile will never make real kino.
pol has also published rap before
it's incredible we haven't made a film or anything
Most boards have creators everywhere but when you become a professional or are busy producing you have to stop being associated with the site or you end up not having time to shitpost.
Safdie brothers are known to have posted on Cinemaphile
Someone on this shitty board once made a retro version of BladeRunner 2049 or whatever it was called.
They Played the BD onto a CRT and recorded it onto a VHS then digitized a playback of the tape.
Made the film fit better as as a sequel to the original. I have no idea where it can be had anymore.
Most of us frequent both of those boards.
Oh, it shows.
This is both /misc/ and Cinemaphile. The last time these two boards cooperated, we had the iconic Shia LaBeouf's flag hunt. Shitting on the shitters of the world with a revealing documentary, is as Cinemaphile as it can be. I have alreadt seen 90% of this documentary in webm format in here
These boards "cooperate" all day every day
it was entertaining. the writing in the script was funny enough that didn't seem like AI and the editing wasn't
>pathetic shilling campaign that anyone with an IQ over 100 can easily spot
I noticed but also amplified it because that is my want
anything that is anti-indian is good
they are pro-israel roaches
That is absolutely the dumbest reason to be anti-indian. Everything about that country sucks and that's what you are getting mind broken about?
post nose
> mind broken
I actually coined that term, amongst others, and you’re using it wrong
>mind broken
I don't mind. I enjoy certain schizo content such as this. One guy used to shill his b***hute video of James Rolfe unwittingly joining a satanic pedophile cult run by Justin Silverman and I listened to it twice because it was so fricking funny.
Source?
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
> pathetic shilling campaign that anyone with an IQ over 100 can easily spot
Laughing at the dystopian hellscape that is india and the vermin poos that hatch there amongst the apex predator trains and the ubiquitous dysentery-
culture for breakfast lunch and dinner is unironically the best cinema that’s been created in the last 5 years
The world must know about the poo menace
This should be shown in public schools instead of Supersize Me.
>pathetic shilling
>shill thread
They need to make one of these but for israelites though. Do israelites and trannies in tandem in one doc since there’s so much overlap.
to those accusing me of shilling
my interest was only piqued by this review, which was somewhat interesting in itself
https://www.anarchonomicon.com/p/film-review-india-the-worst-country
also
how do you shill a free movie?
800 million internet users are pajeet fricking shits and you offended some of them with a hell of an eye opening documentary link. It was bound to happen.
I would lay down in the middle of the street with her anytime, if you know what I mean.
fr fr
You'd think with all the tech pajeets out there they'd somehow realize Cinemaphile is the culprit and fight back but they seem powerless lol
>You'd think with all the tech pajeets out there they'd somehow realize Cinemaphile is the culprit and fight back but they seem powerless lol
Maybe if it's made obvious enough the indian government will take action to range ban themselves
when did her bobs get that big?
>how do you shill a free movie?
Not that I'm saying you're actually shilling.
But free stuff get shilled all the time, view count and other engagement are as important to some people as money. And sometimes, this engagement will translate to money.
When did they grow so big?
great article
Do you think she's a virgin? Serious question.
Chotto kino ne
I really enjoyed it
Pretty sad that Elon is begging people to come to X (formerly Twitter) by shilling on this crappy board.
It's not as crappy as your basic Indian street.
well that's setting the bar appropriately then, carry on
> Pretty sad that Elon is begging people to come to X (formerly Twitter) by shilling on this crappy board.
kek imagine being a söy infused leftist sodomite taking L’s s fast as they can possibly happen
I'm expecting some Africa Addio-tier kino
>ai feature film
it's only the david attenborough voiceover right? Everything else is just indian reality
>it's only the david attenborough voiceover right?
There are a few brief bing pictures of shit-covered pajeets, but the vast majority of it is footage from India and accurate studies showing how small their brains and dicks are.
>accurate studies showing how small their brains and dicks are
SIR!
Gemmy
>made it to the food segment
these fricking creatures
Holy frick the trash mountains are real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=oDEnvzx2Jt4
I thought that was a mountain of human feces.
Somebody told me that they had a designated shitting quarter and I just assumed that was it.
I apologize for my ignorance, I kneel.
Whoever thought of the idea to add Attenborough's narration is a freaking genius.
It reminded me of BumHunter where a steve irwin parody hunts and identifies different species of homeless bums.
>he censors the word Cinemaphile, the very boogieman site he is on
>what is rule 1
newbie
no u
Go ahead and cite it for me im moronic.
The part about trains being the apex predator of the indian was unironically kino
>watch James May's tourism show India edition
>think it's more of a shithole than I originally thought
>see this movie and realize it was so much worse than I ever could have imagined
I hope Indians can find God, because they really need him.
Did you see the "holy" rivers? Indians have a very different notion of sacred things. Everybody else has to maintain purity for things to remain holy but not Indians.
They commit so many sins on a daily basis its not even funny, I didn't know how bad it was until I watched it all happen in front of my eyes. Hell is described as the absence of God, and in that regard India seems like hell on earth.
It's honestly worth a watch, it's full on propaganda. James May sounded a bit excited at first but after he meets the Indian chick he just goes downhill, not wanting to really participate in anything like he did in previous seasons and sounding like he just wants to go home. A little bit in he goes to a plastic recycling plant and meets the man in charge, James talks about how there's literally no safety equipment and one of the workers there has gone deaf from the loud machinery, and the Indian who runs the place just does not give a single shit. The camera crew is desperately trying to paint India as a nice and interesting place but they can't, it's fascinating to watch.
I lasted all of one minute into episode 1 of that documentary, when the fat pajeeta started b***hing about colonialism
>half of the episodes of the Japan and Italy seasons
seems like May didn't last too long either lol
dont frick their brains more with ego fantasies dude. education should be enough and maybe they'll be a third world country in 80+ years
Kino of the year
These anti indian threads are made by the Chinese
No one likes these disgusting creatures
I like them better than chinks
Make a Chink documentary, they're the next easiest to target after India, (then after that probably African nations/Mexico)
I don't think so, white people don't make this kind of garbage.
>jeet thinks he's white
raj pls
Haiti
Go live there then
*Australians
That's what I said, Chinese
WTF I love China now
Just stop being a country of disgusting morons. You people are filthy animals.
sorry not gonna watch it just not interested
report for duty sirs
>Privacy me someone's else me report
>Sniper Elite
Of course they communicate in english, what a lucky coincidence for the chuds
Are you just pretending to be moronic?
Boring if you spend enough time here or on kaotic.
the trains hunger
>the year is 2150
>trains became fully automated in 2090
>the indians lost control in 2106
>the trains have taken their rightful place on top of the food chain
>the number one cause of death in india is now getting hit by trains
>because of his incredibly low IQ, the pajeet cannot understand the connection between the train and the tracks. therefore, the pajeet can be attacked by a train anywhere, at any time.
this legit made me burst out laughing because it's probably basically true.
Anyone who make fun of India has never seen American cities like Detroit or New York who have much much worse conditions I assure you...
I was gonna call you a pajeet but then I remembered the tunnel rats and I might have to agree
Hahahaha NO
Not even close. Nigs at least shit in the toilet, don’t wipe their asses with their hands, don’t eat of the floor, don’t eat literally trash, don’t eat and serve food with their hands (same hands they wipe their asses with), don’t worship cows, don’t drink cow piss, dont eat and bathe in cow shit, don’t live in huts and have dirt floors, dont ride on the tops of trains, don’t have literal mountains of garbage, don’t bathe and drink water that has dead bodies floating in it, dont eat rats, don’t rape their grandfathers (and record it), and dont leave dead bodies lying all over the place.
Poos are, is it possible, worse than nigs? As long as they’re in 1st world countries nigs are exponentially better than poos
Indians in first world countries don't do that shit either, moron.
Actual africans do the same stuff regularly you absolute moron.
They're as bad as each other, but India at least has a caste system where the upper caste are almost white tier, while Black folk are just Black folk.
no you still don't behave in the first world
They are like animals in heat
You'd be like that too if you had no access to women or porn.
India's male population outweighs its females by 7:1.
wtf
why are Jeets so autistic holy shit
AAAHAHAHAHA
> India at least has a caste system where the upper caste are almost white tier,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>sir we are nearly white sir
yeah NOOOOO
lmao this Black person expects us to pretend we've never heard of Brampton? just to protect and soothe your fragile ego?
>As long as they’re in 1st world countries nigs are exponentially better than poos
you're fricking crazy african americans are just as subhuman as poojeets
>t. jamal
>Nigs at least shit in the toilet,
ehhhh not so sure about that judging from the state of public restrooms in any high Black person zone
>don’t wipe their asses
.
>don’t eat of the floor,
I mean, is dumping the food all over the counter so everyone can swarm it like hogs really any better?
>don’t eat literally trash,
at least not before the clean it off with a lil Lawry's Seasoned Soap
>don’t eat and serve food with their hands
Untrue
> (same hands they wipe their asses with),
only because, as we've established, they don't wipe their asses period
>don’t worship cows, don’t drink cow piss, dont eat and bathe in cow shit,
all true as far as I know
>don’t live in huts and have dirt floors,
look at the state of public housing after a few years of Black person infestation. it's not uncommon for American urban Black folk to live in places that have the equivalent of dirt flooring (like if you tore all the carpet up to sell or whatever and you just have the exposed chipboard underneath)
>dont ride on the tops of trains,
no they just swarm em to steal all the Amazon, use subway cars as toilets and crack dens, and their """performance art""" makes public transport a constant gamble of safety and legal status for the White passenger.
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>don’t have literal mountains of garbage,
only because the White man cleans up after him.
> don’t bathe and drink water that has dead bodies floating in it,
again only because his water source is purified and provided by the White man.
>dont eat rats,
X to Doubt. but I guess when EBT gives you unlimited goyslop...
>don’t rape their grandfathers (and record it),
they rape their grandmother's often enough that I suspect some grandfather's are getting cornholed too. and considering prison rape is basically an exclusively Black person phenomenon I don't feel the need to split hairs on this one.
>and dont leave dead bodies lying all over the place.
ok at this point you just have to be ironic and self aware right? as much as Black folk murder and you're saying they don't just leave dead bodies littering their environment? kek. if the White man didn't maintain and dispatch a coroner's office, how exactly do you think Black person corpses would be getting removed from where their murderer left them on the ghetto floor?
you must be from like Europe or something cause you really seen ignorant about the American Black person.
>But Whilst Africa has countless slums equally as horrifying, as of yet the population density is such that the Africans are not universally forced into the urban and sprawling horrors we see in india. Whilst they pollute at comparable rates, one may still see large areas that are tribal, post-tribal, and suitably primitive such that the median African settlement is not sickly and decaying as what is witnessed in India, primevally wild Africans still go in states of relatively noble health, analogous to the beautiful wildlife of Africa, they are not yet past the population density event horizon of becoming the sort of decaying hive societies beset by cults of Nurgle, which we witness in India. Median Height, intelligence and Penis size is not yet shrinking.
>Indeed the much maligned African Warlord, acting as apex predator, serves to keep various regions and populations thinned to a less than truly horrifying state of health.
it's like you can't even read.
Honestly, what went wrong with India?
It wasn't always like this. The country used to be on the forefront of scientific discoveries. During medieval times in Europe they build palaces and temples of immense beauty. Their kings were wise rulers. I just don't get it. What happened?
India landed on the moon and is considered one of the greatest technologies country in the world.
>doesn't start shooting fireworks in every direction as soon as it touches the surface
Fake.
The shadows are odd
>india considered one of the greatest technologies country in the world.
>white people who went to India did all of that
Yeah poos average IQ is 76. Try again
>is considered one of the greatest technologies country in the world
they're chthonic creatures living in the ruins of a greater civilization whose creators are long gone
Anglos. They did the same to the rest of the world.
You can't blame Anglos for that. Colonisation was am immense improvement for that country.
Yes I can, they brought civilisation to the savages and brought savages back to civilisation. Every single third world country would be better off without industrialisation and electricity.
He has said wrong
they were even worse then,why do you think they had castes?
Same with arabs and china. They invented so much things, but in the end they just brainwashed themselves with religion/philosophy/mysticism. They invented mental lobotomy and kys their nation.
The plebs outnumbered the civilized ones
They abolished the caste system
>What happened?
Hindu
That’s the whitest indian I’ve ever seen.
He’s too light in skin to be a poojeet.
That must be an Aboriginal from Australia.
Poos from india are much much blacker
does it have animal abuse? that's only thing i can't watch
Well, indians are animals so technically yes it does.
There's a part about animal rape
IS Cinemaphile this dead? I rarely come here anymore since Hollywood is dead and israelites are disgusting.
But it’s amazing that this board of all boards would be so slow to notice this kino when all of Cinemaphile has been splitting sides and talking about this for over a week now already
Its all indians and jidf bots and reddit trolls
I browse /misc/
haven't seen it mentioned
> I browse /misc/
>haven't seen it mentioned
>Checks the archive
Why are you lying?
Watching now. Are there any parts if India clean and worth visiting, or is it all the same?
The few warehouses that produce toilets. They stay away from there due to their fear of toilets
you go to the best hotel in India, they get the food you eat from some disgusting market full of trash.
I'm not making it up.
Nuclear weapons should be dismantled by bombing India.
>might be a crime to own/recommend in Europe
lol
tbh that's a nice quote for marketing purposes
Why are they like this?
drawing an accurate picture of this person would constitute a hate crime in the UK
>might be a crime to recommend in Europe
>WHATS WRONG WITH EATING COW SHIT? PEOPLE IN DETROIT DO IT TOO
how low IQ is the average Indian? Nobody behaves the way they do, they are a nation of mentally stunted morons in full denial constantly
anons, spoonfeed me please
how the frick can i download and merge this?
will yt-dlp download/merge it if i point it at the twitter thread?
is there some other link somewhere to the whole thing?
>inb4 glowie
frick Black folk
There's a repost link in a twitter comment that you can download from
God damn you're a fricking pathetic little c**t
As shit as India is, I doubt it's as bad as Malawi or Burkina Faso. They don't have fricking famines.
They do, it's just only the lower caste and the upper caste suppresses any negative news about the lower caste.
The lower caste kinda accept their lot in life though too, so there's not much care from either side.
How come in movies from India they never show them doing this?
we all know the anti-India sentiment is driven by israelites. They're throwing Indians under the bus to distract everyone from the Palestine genocide.
Cinemaphile didn't make this documentary. Not a single Anon talked about it until it suddenly poofed into existence. That means it was cooked up by israelites.
You’d have to live with your eyes, nose and ears removed to miss the realization of how fricked India is. They do this to themselves
yeah, and it just so happens to come to light just after October 2023? Not buying it.
>that part where the naked guy runs into the house
HOLY LMAO
does anyone have this webm
why the frick was he yelling "help me"
That's not even a poojeet.
It's just a random dopehead out of his mind on bathsalts.
Someone post that webm of the Africans mocking jeetstreet vendors.
Why do they want to pose in front of trains so much?
The answer I found was because they're all copying some bollywood trope either from a single film where some chad-like character does it or it's just a common thing in their films.
Unlike the actors in the films they're trying to emulate they never account for the fact that train carts are wider than the tracks on which they run.
is "india: the worst country on earth" the same video as "codex pajeet II"?
God punish India. God punish India. God punish India.