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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hes done
    the cruise has been bruised

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They saved thousands by having an AI write the screenplay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which is why the surprise twist will be the AI being the real good guy

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't get why this story needed to be a 2-parter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I liked dead reckoning but it only had like 40 mins of interesting story, this easily could have been a solid 2hr 40 min movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure the next movie is not even called Dead Reckoning 2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not anymore.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i thought the last movie was great
    90s blockbuster action
    hot babes
    ai is the villain
    less simon pegg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't like how scared he was of launching off a cliff on a motorcycle to paraglide onto a moving train. Like obviously there's stakes and it's impossible and shit but that's like his entire thing. He's Ethan Hunt, the guy who jumps motorcycles off cliffs to paraglide onto moving trains.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        exactly
        would mission impossible 2 ethan be scared? there wouldn’t even be any fricking lead up to the jump he would just speed up and fricking blast off while limp bizkit plays

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's been normie human like that for the past few movies already. Fricking up his jumps, hitting his head on the burj khalifa, it's all intentional to separate himself from the deadpan "I live for this shit" attitude of Vin Diesel. Ironically though, dead reckoning has been the most fast and furious of the MI series so far

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everything changed when cruise cast that algerian transvestite

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Alex Baldwin still in these?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, his character died in Mission Impossible 6.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he gets shot and dies from a pistol in the last one lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, he already took his best shot

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That cast looks like shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      compared to what

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rogue nation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      compared to what

      The fricking problem with MI-DR is that you can't go from based Cavill in Fallout to having no recognizable badass villain. The rumor was that the villain from MI-I was returning to cap it off.
      Also, Fallout was gritty, team members died. DR was cheesy af and the death of Ferguson's character was so half baked it pissed off fans.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good points
        ferguson is obviously not dead though

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the key
    >the entity
    How did they not catch them repeating these words over and over?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wdym

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently calling objects and characters by their given names is bad writing now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LOST tier writing
      >the hatch
      >the others
      >the incident

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        using “the”?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ha ha yea ha ha sure

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok good posting einstein

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so the Ai blew itself up right, to protect humanity and its an okie doke to salvage it, forget the deets but I'm almost positive they'll throw a wrench that the Ai was acting on behalf of humanity

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they'll throw a wrench that the Ai was acting on behalf of humanity

      No this is a scientology production, not israelitewood. Scientology wants to warn us of the dangers of AI not befriend it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i did not get that from the film at all, guess they just suck at everything but the technical aspects of fighting and action. Movie unfolds like there's a gotcha coming

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Putting Part 1 in your movie title
    >It flops
    Yeah that's a big fricking oof. Imagine trying to promote and hype people to go see a Part 2 after that. This movie is going to be a disaster, and I know they've dropped part 2 from the title but that's not gonna save it

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that even Cruise anymore? He's been photoshopped to unrecognisability.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is candid Cruise

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus, he looks way older than 61

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bad plastic surgery choices

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            good plastic surger was the reason he managed to look so good for so long

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah but that’s real work, bone work, dental
              he’s really stupid with botox and fillers and such

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              humiliation ritual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looks like he's melting

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't he going to space?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >frick up film
    >figure no one will care since audiences blindly love the franchise
    >it flops badly
    >you've already filmed half of the sequel
    >shit yourself
    >refilm the entire thing from scratch, doubling its budget and delaying it massively
    >figure this is a good monetary investment
    These fricks deserve bankruptcy

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From Top Gun to Bottom Chud

    Fun while it lasted

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      better here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine if he didn't dye his hair, he would look like my grandma

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dead Reckoning was really bizarre. It didn't feel like a coherent movie, more like a bunch of small M:I skits edited together to resemble a movie. Kittridge coming back was the only cool thing about it.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dead Reckoning was fricked up by lockdowns and they literally wrote the script around the stunt sequences.
    I really didn't like how it's action stunts and nothing more. from a M:I movie I want the team to set up elaborate scenarios to bamboozle the villains.
    the most we got in DR was one person at a time wearing one mask for five minutes. that was the most elaborate scheme they came up with it.
    what the frick?

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