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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American Psycho would've been better with Tom Cruise in it. You can't argue against this. Christian Bale is forever the dubs guy but imagine the kino and with a serious director at the helm so the movie doesn't look like a sitcom. It'd be something else. Also, double down on the gore and rape.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You can't argue against this.
      It wouldn't have been better

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps the meme factor would've been off but on a purely movie basis, it would've been. American Psycho, even for 2000, was quite the low budget production.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What exactly do you want lol? It's like you're begging them to do a soulless remake.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine still not realizing that American Psycho is a comedy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cruise has a middle tooth which wouldn't be fashionable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking the other day Denis Leary would have been great. Unlike the others I can see him being insane with a nice facade. He could also pull off the comedy better.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is unbelievably ugly though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I was thinking the other day Denis Leary would have been great. Unlike the others I can see him being insane with a nice facade. He could also pull off the comedy better.
        i would watch a PARODY of american psycho staring denis leary. is he dead?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Denis Leary couldn't do the nice guy facade in a believable way. It'd be like Jack Nicholson at the beginning of The Shining where he already seems like he wants to kill Danny during the drive to the Overlook.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      American Psycho is a comedy that requires the actors to at least be aware that the characters are a joke.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. Bale was utterly perfect.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything you said was moronic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Christian Bale is forever the dubs guy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looks like theres a new dubs guy in town, checked

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bale flexing while fricking prostitutes is more grotesque than manlet Cruise who would undoubtedly make it sexy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bale flexing while fricking prostitutes is more grotesque than manlet Cruise who would undoubtedly make it sexy.

      Can I propose that it would have been lateral?
      It would have just been a different movie. Bale played into the humor, but Cruise would have really gotten into it, and played up the disturbing parts to the point it'd loop back in to humor.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesnt know

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go on

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you saying that this multimillionaire actor who's a powerful figure in an insanely oppressive cults which employs slaves who are working for him 24/7 is a sociopath? no way

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone in college said the same thing to me. Said I reminded them of Tom Cruise. I assume they meant the fake niceness.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the book Bateman meets Cruise in a elevator

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What Bale didn't know is while Tom was talking to Dave, the lighting crew were continously moving things around and being distracting. This show was aired live, so Tom was under considerable stress as there was only one take and he had to give it his all

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh my god they’re moving the lights??! how can i possibly survive this?!! it will undoubtedly take the full of my acting abilities!!

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise is either a psychopath or narcissist, denying that just feels like cope. Did everyone just forget that he's one of the highest ranking members of Scientology? That never stopped, he's still part of it. He literally has a daughter with Katie Holmes that he's not even allowed to meet because of his ((influence)), she cut him out of his life completely.

    Not even saying he's evil or anything, but he's successful for a reason.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's definitely a narcissist but there's no doubt he's also a very capable and driven person. Most if not all of his alleged bad behaviour is associated with Scientology, in Hollywood he's know to be professional albeit very intense.
      I could believe a version of events where he's learned to channel his drive mostly for productive and helpful means, but he's in deep with a shady bunch.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i find it amusing how willing he was to talk shit about another actor in such a by-the-by way.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s interesting how Cruise is an actor and manages to do good work on occasion, but his real life persona is so startlingly fake and unconvincing.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that part in the book where Bateman spills his spaghetti meeting Tom Cruise in the elevator
    peak cringe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was one of the funniest parts. Shame they didn't get Cruise in for a quick cameo.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He can spoof others mercilessly, but himself as the 80s yuppie in 90s office hell?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100%. Because on set he's a weird naive puppy-dog... who is also really in charge. He'd just ask a crew member what is supposed to be funny about the scene, listen, and then run off like a Labrador to do exactly that. Smiling and nodding his head the whole time. It's whack to see when you remember he's paying the bills.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Pre-medieval days he would have started a country.
    His stuntwork alone shows incredible bravery and discipline bordering on the insane, he runs a production company too, he would certainly become the Shogun (2024 mini-series)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If he broke off from Scientologist, and started his own, I'd sign up day 1.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What his cult be called?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If he has a good PR person?
          "Stunt."

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