Cruisebros...

Cruisebros...

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise doesn't give a shit about them anymore. He knows that as a scirntologist he has no chance for gnomish awards so why even bother.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel have both raped children on Epsteins island, everyone knows this by now yet they still get airtime and nobody cares. Why aren’t these freaks in prison like Weinstein?? And keep my boy Toms name out yo FUCKING mouth you old pedo garden gnome

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Were they in the flight logs or was that revealed to you in a dream? Either way I believe you.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >David letterman and bob saget were raping children on epstein's island
      Norm macdonald bros... was the reason he was so secretive because he was also raping children with his friends?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No dumbass youd think theyd let norm on epstein island. He was a good christian boy. Also the bob saget joke norm tells about a childs corps in bob sagets trunk, might be true

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Norm would have been given the Ferguson spot if he played ball like that.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I mean was Maverick even nominated? Very based of him to ditch. Probably enjoying some sweet scientology puss instead.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Probably enjoying some sweet scientology puss
      yeah, boy puss

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        get outta here Dave. Cruise being gay is a meme, doesn't make any sense

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, I kinda would like it if he dissed on homos more.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mean the movie, or the character? Because Top Gun: Maverick won an Oscar, and was nominated for Best Picture.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no one asked or cares Dave

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because Tom was on his long time friends Michael Caine 90 years birthday.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based Cruise

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        cool guy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based Cruise

      if that's true that's very based

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Tom Cruise’s absence at the Oscars this year was said to be because he was too busy shooting the latest Mission: Impossible film. But perhaps the 60-year-old actor had a more pressing engagement, as he was spotted at Sir Michael Caine’s 90th birthday party in London on Tuesday.

        https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/03/15/tom-cruise-among-stars-michael-caines-90th-birthday-party/

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Based, fuck pointless award shows. I don't need an academy to tell me what to watch and enjoy. I enjoy Tom Cruise movies and he seems like a genuine friend.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://twitter.com/tweetyenergy/status/1635973229301968896?s=20
          Since when have they been good friends? I think the only movie they were both in together was Goldmember. He's sitting next to him too, so I'm assuming they must be relatively close.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            cruise is giga based - if you're friendly with him at the very minimum he has a bundt cake delivered on your bday.
            spends like 20K usd a year doing it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Cruise used his superior intellect to deduce Caine was a 'real one' and befriended him

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Tom Cruise’s absence at the Oscars this year was said to be because he was too busy shooting the latest Mission: Impossible film. But perhaps the 60-year-old actor had a more pressing engagement, as he was spotted at Sir Michael Caine’s 90th birthday party in London on Tuesday.

        https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/03/15/tom-cruise-among-stars-michael-caines-90th-birthday-party/

        Shooting more action kino and celebrating the life of a dear friend, definitely based

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That really happened? Kek, are you jk? Shit, man ill make an oscar myself and send it to him. Fucking Chad.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Tom Cruise’s absence at the Oscars this year was said to be because he was too busy shooting the latest Mission: Impossible film. But perhaps the 60-year-old actor had a more pressing engagement, as he was spotted at Sir Michael Caine’s 90th birthday party in London on Tuesday.

      https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/03/15/tom-cruise-among-stars-michael-caines-90th-birthday-party/

      great decision by cruise, fuck the oscars

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Two propaganda has-beens don't like that Cruise didn't take time out to suck up

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this is a leno board. get the fuck out with this shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Does anybody else smell roast pork?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Leno Won

      Still entertaining on TV with his moron sidekick
      Still entertaining on the Internet with his car videos.

      Letterman and Conan both fucked off to their bitter and cynical liberal worlds.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >goy you have to attend our rituals

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry I couldn't make it, too busy saving Hollywood.
    --Tom Cruise

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Top gun and Elvis were only nominated so white dudes would watch. No intention of them winning

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    imagine getting mogged by a 90yo bloke

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Caine was so fucking bad in that movie with Aubrey Plaza. Jesus he's a rambling old man I dunno why he would put himself through that. Legit embarassing to watch. Couldn't even play a drunk 90yr old on his deathbed convincingly

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Caine will do anything now. He said he reads the first and last page of a script. If he's on both he'll do it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >now
          Dude he was in Jaws: The Revenge...

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            lol Michael Caine actually was absent from the ceremony when he won his Oscar for Hannah and her Sisters because he was on location filming Jaws 4 at the time.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The love we've found
      >The love we've found
      >We carry with us, so we're never quite alone

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fuck does that mean

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    tom cruise is above a little metal bullshit thing
    he's too busy being the last actual movie star of all time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That guy who gives him the thumbs up looks like Tom from the future

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck Cruise and fuck the oscars

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jada cucking you again will?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        SHUT YO DAMN MOUTH

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          ?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because they nominated Top Gun just to get Tom in the building so they could show him off while having no intention of giving them an Oscar and he knew that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >show him off
      More like they were hoping to roast him and shit on Top Gun. Doesn’t work if he’s not in the audience.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Couple years ago when Anthony Hopkins won an oscar he wasn't there and didn't even video conference in to accept his award. More and more celebrities are skipping this dogshit

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why does david letterman look like some rabbi who paints weird swastikas all over the place for some reason

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Presbetyrian

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One more log on the fire of
    >Will Smith totally isn't a scientologist

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why call out Cruise when people like Cameron didn't even show up.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      becuase cruise is free from the chains that bind the rest of them, so they mock him in an attempt to bring him to their level.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cruise and Cameron are both so above their competition they don't need to do the whole hollywood song and dance to get their movies produced

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cruisebros stay winning

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >journalism

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Letterman still is allowed on TV because his Matt Lauer-level sex creep shit happened before #metoo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      NBC Interns paid off to STFU about him

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >EH hahahaha eh eh eheh hehehehe heh heheh
    I hope Jimmy chokes to death on his own spit, fuckin hate this fake laugh.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When did Letterman turn into Santa Claus?

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >celebrity A is miffed at celebrity B
    Stop the presses!

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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