Cruise's best role, unironically

Cruise's best role, unironically

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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically
    stopped reading right there

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      this is where the post ends so congrats

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Is it though? I can’t tell, I didn’t read further.

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yo, homie

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >"I do this for a living"
      >gets killed by a low test nogunz taxi driver
      what did Michael Mann mean by this?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Something about the point the movie emphasizes regarding staying stuck in the familiar rather than moving on or trying something new, where cruise did the standard move while black shot randomly and by chance cruise's superior move was blocked by chance whereas black's shots were random with him finally taking chances and made it through

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Good take.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks I stole it and paraphrased it like a moron.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit
          kino!!!!

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Being a hitman was just the shity job for Vincent and he was stuck in the same shitty boring drudgery as fox?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn’t going to die originally but Foxx is a homosexual and made them rewrite it.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          You're confusing it with Law Abiding Citizen

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Fox ruined that movie too by showing up on set

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Vincent keeps telling me to wake up but I keep waiting

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Cruise is really good as a villain but he never does it because too many villains would be bad for his brand

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Another movie ruined by jaimie fox

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    playa

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      big dick playa

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Swingin round ya knees

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was also RDJ's best role.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Was that the last film where he didn't just play himself?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      best by being only good role he ever did?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Does your native language not use articles?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          articles are israeli, romance and germanic languages didn't have them until christianity took over.

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >We don't negotiate with terrorists.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    This one or Legend

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      RESPECT the wiener.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the best part of that movie.

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I wish we got this Tom back, Mission Impossible movies are getting old

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Watch mission impossible 2

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks but I don't need to fall asleep right now

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a good contender for everyone’s best role

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh Louis, Louis. Still whining Louis. Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries.

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    He really should do more comedy.

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I liked him in vanilla sky

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    In retrospect, was that a parody of Harvey Weinstein?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently it was some other guy but I can’t remember his name.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently it was some other guy but I can’t remember his name.

      Les Grossman, the character played by Tom Cruise in the 2008 movie Tropic Thunder, is reportedly based on multiple people:

      Stuart Cornfeld

      Grossman's personality and appearance are said to be partly based on Cornfeld, a Hollywood producer who died of cancer in 2020

      Scott Rudin and Harvey Weinstein

      Some Hollywood insiders and commentators believe Grossman is loosely based on these film producers, who are known for their tempers and treatment of others

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    as suri grows up, she resembles tom more and more.

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody got any jelly beans?

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Edge of Tomorrow was excellent too.

  17. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh, I don’t know what it’s called, I only know the sound it makes when it LIES.

  18. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    He has 3 good roles.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Les Grossman, Ethan Hunt and Vincent

  19. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt think this was funny

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      yes, we know, you're le super special contrarian

  20. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
  21. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    he should do more comedy roles. oh wait those movies dont exist anymore

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