>Living with her snobby family on the brink of bankruptcy, Anne Elliot (Dakota Johnson) is an unconforming woman with modern sensibilities. When Frederick Wentworth (Cosmo Jarvis) — the dashing one she once sent away — crashes back into her life just as she is being courted by the charming Mr. Elliot (Henry Golding), Anne must choose between putting the past behind her or listening to her heart when it comes to second chances.
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it's a book, you illiterate
It's clearly a movie.
no, it's clearly a trailer
it’s a movie
RICED
>get riced
>smoke opium
>wake up in oriental harem
>hundreds of wives and concubines
>meet head wife
>"No unconforming modern behavior will be tolerated here, young lady. You'll learn to be a good little slave for His Majesty."
>try to escape
>fail
>wait for family to send help
>no one comes because they are just glad to be rid of her
>the breaking in begins
post the webm already
why are women's fantasy movies always about getting railed by 2 different guys
It's the power fantasy of having a choice
Women like to be desired by good looking men. Just like men like to be desired by good looking women. Of course the first happens a lot more than the second when the person being desired is just average in looks.
>Women like to be desired by good looking men.
goodlooking men are much more rare than googlooking women
>Something rarer is less desirable
This is not the efficient counter-argument you seem to think it is.
nobody’s arguing with your unfrickable ass
As if you wouldn't want to frick 2 different hot chicks.
bro I can barely talk to a woman without having an anxiety attack, fricking 2 would give me a brain aneurysm
pusy
I wanna tickle it until it sneezes grool all over my hand.
one of the pics that saved Cinemaphile
post the webm
fr fr no cap post the bussin webm
What is the webm?
God damnit I want that on my face every day
it would even them out?
it's very funny how women on social media are like
>don't believe in redpill manosphere nonsense, just read books written by women/read by women to learn what women actually want!!!
and then you read them and it's just a rich guy that buys their affection and acts snarky, which is majority of what redpill stuff is
in other news, women are moronic
so even back then we had coalburners. Interesting.
Well, 1) there's nothing wrong with interracial couples, but 2) this film is a bunch of pozzed CRT nonsense when it comes to race.
Women are so predictable
omg she's literally me
does this look like a board for 30-something women to you OP?
>Jane Austen's Persuasion
>but the main character is now a sassy one-liner yass qween slay! straight out of twitter
>also, Black folk and Malaysians for some reason
>jewflix
>some reason
Dude...
Yeah I know.. the Malaysians surprised me though. I guess other Far East Asians are too white.
>Jane Austen's Persuasion
>but the main character is now a sassy one-liner yass qween slay! straight out of twitter
This. WTF. The book wasn't anything like this trailer.
Correct.
Best version. Amanda Root/Ciaran Hinds, directed by Roger Michell - kino.
so, her character is Fleabag?
that explains why they have careers
>Dakota Johnson is torn between two rich chads in Netfli
dropped
Bros, I wish I were a Chad so I could seduce this piece of 7.5/10.
SHE WAS ONLY 27 YOU SICK CONSOL FRICK
I am enormous Jane Austen fan, but this looks absolutely awful. They've changed the main character's personality, and clearly have very little interest in even trying to create a sense of history.
>Captain Frederick Wentworth
>Cosmo Jarvis
perfect casting for an english gentleman from the 1800s
He's kinda swarthy, but you did see the Asians and sub-Saharan Africans in that trailer, right?
you…you DID see the other browns in the trailer, yes? you did? just making sure incel…
I didn’t watch the trailer you dumb troony
He looks like a burn victim
el americano britannico...
lol britmutts
Her body is perfect
Too bad about the tattoos
fricks sake
>a movie about ugly people fricking
why?
Didn't recognize Richard E. Grant in the trailer.
grim, dire, bleak
>Ogre Mutt Creatura
>50 Shades bawd
>Chinky McShrimpdick
>Frickface moron
>Piece of shit boomer c**t Richard E Grant
>Persona Non Exista
>Ape Gorilla Black person
How very Austen.
>Richard Grant
I will now watch your kino.
>Anne Elliot (Dakota Johnson) is an unconforming woman with modern sensibilities
That's a flowery way to say prostitute
Correct. IRL both rich chads will pump and dump her, then marry someone less annoying.
She looks like the queen from Alice with the big head.
this character is edgy and fricks black guys calling it
She's not edgy. She's a whining idiot. But her husband is black IN THE MOVIE, not the book.
Oh no! Which of the rich men will she frick first!?!?!? The suspense is killing me.
I really enjoyed adaptations of Pride and Prejudice and Sense and Sensibility. I tried watching Emma but it was so strange stylistically I had to turn it off. I get similar vibes from this trailer.
How do you mean, stylistically? Like the ways the characters dressed, or the way the film was shot/lit/edited/etc?
THE BLACK NOBILITY OF REGENCY ERA ENGLAND!
Does netflix just make stuff for wine aunts now. Looks more like TLC these days all their top watched stuff is dating reality show shit or this prostitute bait
Netflix is tlc, lifetime, bbc, bet, syfy, cw, hbo, etc
they make stuff for every demographic. but women just tend to watch netflix more in general so
Women were a mistake
>a woman's character journey consists of having two rich gigachads competing over her affections
I wish I was attracted to men so I didn't have interact with the Black person gender that are females.
i dont think victorian england had that many nigg
So what's this webm I've been hearing so much aboot?
My, what a handsome woman?
pusy