Damn, it's insane that back in 1978 you could walk into your local cinema and see this on the big screen.

Damn, it's insane that back in 1978 you could walk into your local cinema and see this on the big screen.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love how this chick just disappeared.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's apparently living (was living?) in some place in Ohio as a regular soccer mom decades later. Some private detective was hired to track her down and she wants to forget about her porn years and have a normal life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what's this?

        don't be an idiot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >don't be an idiot

          ???

          >In 1986 Woods was reported missing as she had disappeared without a trace,[6] and there were searches to find her.[7] A 2005 article in the Australian newspaper The Age stated that Woods had died in 1986 of a drug overdose under lurid circumstances.[8] In a 2005 Channel 4 documentary, Debbie Does Dallas Uncovered, Clark said the real name of Woods, which he declined to specify on camera, was used to trace her family in the mid-1990s and a private investigator had been informed through indirect communications that she was living an ordinary life in the Des Moines, Iowa area and wished to have no further involvement with, nor publicity concerning, her former career.[2]

          Oh, sorry, it was Iowa, not Ohio.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            sorry I meant to write don't be a menace but I hit the wrong keys

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Best contribution Dallas has ever made to the world

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beating the Bills back-to-back and showing them where they belonged was also a good contribution tbh.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yo shutup

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, not really

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Half a century ago? Times change

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could also walk into your moms room and see the same amount of wieners being sucked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *ba-dum-tiss*

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could have walked into a theater and watched poor things last year

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Which was as tame as a nun in a church compared to DDD.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Film adaptation of Autobiography of a Flea
      WTF? What other Victorian smut got made into movies?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only the classics.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Look up Josefine Mutzenbacher

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Naughty Victorians

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeh but only this was worthy of it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Overrated. 2 and 3 were far better, smut-wise. Georgina Spelvin is a legend though.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Debbie Does Dallas stars one of the greatest actors of Italian sleaze Robert Kerman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Italian actors would soon become very familiar with porno, since all their movie stars ended up doing it in the 90's.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always forget that the guy from Cannibal Holocaust was a porno actor

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Body Girls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw I download vintage porn blu ray rips

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're the only movies I download anymore.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oldgay here. We had a drive in movie theatre in town when I was a kid in the 70's, and it was visable from the main drag.
    They would sometimes show X rated movies and I remember seeing this briefly when I was young. Kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you will never be a kid in the 70's watching smut projected onto a drive-in theater lot from the window of your bedroom

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid porn magazines were sold at every newspaper stand, convenience store, pharmacy, book store, etc, and every video rental store had a big adult section.

    It's strange how the internet has made sexuality both more accessible and removed it from public view.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There’s no more shame involved but there should be.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >but there should be
        Is your tall puritan hat made out of foil?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only americans are scared of breasts and arses.
      homosexualy americans even have to hide bottles of whisky in paper bags ffs.
      What a shithole.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Only americans are scared of breasts and arses.
        >all the movies ITT so far have been American

        Cope and seethe bong paki mutt

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Name one american newspaper that has a page 3.
          I'll wait, toothless american.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >using some obscure brit-bongistani jargon as evidence

            You banned movies with obscene sexuality and called them "Video nasties", lmao, and you banned "The Best Little prostitutehouse in Texas" because you merely suspected it of being a ponro, and not actually watching any of it.

            Careful not to throw stones in glass houses.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is a “page 3” the permit you have to have to read the papers like your tv permits?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well hoity toity to, they should walk around drinking and falling over in the middle of the road like you superior irishmen with your superior culture.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't bought porn in an adult store in over a decade. I live nearby a couple and sometimes get the urge to check them out again.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went down a /gif/ rabbit hole a while ago and there was a vintage porn thread that showed some silent film from the 20s or some shit, where some girl fricked a little dog and a dude was jacking off watching her but got stuck in a laundry shoot and then got sodomized by some other dude. Shit was wild.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      French silent film from 1912 had an elephant shitting on a prostitute being fricked by two midgets dressed as clowns at a circus.
      Black folk think pron was invented in the 1970s.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what is this film called?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The Aristocrats?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I actually still have this on VHS. First found it in my dad's basement when I was a teen.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love vintage porn so much bros

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Back when people had sex, unironically.
    My coworkers are all younger than me mostly early 20s and all they do is drink/smoke weed/whatever other meme drugs at home when they're not at work, all pulling overtime too.
    There is a level of cross-faded you can maintain on a shitty wagie job that will keep you from killing yourself but also completely couch-locked and not even interested in sex and they are literally all dialed into it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They should just go full hippy, buy a van, drive to Venice beach, and live off charity. Why even be a wagie at that point?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Venice beach
        Venice Beach is a homeless schizo Black encampment
        I normally don't like either boomerisms or zoomerisms but "we can't go outside because of the outside older generations created" isn't far from the truth

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally never seen it. Just remember as a kid always hearing about it. Sort of weird I have never looked for it now that porn is free everywhere.

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