It's a bizarre analogy. Like, you can't ask Nicole Brown Simpson to do anything because she's dead these many years, and if you did ask her to go back to some restaurant where she left her glasses, she would be fine with it because she hadn't been killed yet?
For me, its the long awkward walk down the stage where he looks down, grabs his coat and sort of shuffles away.
It was so wooden and weird, I don't blame people for thinking this was staged.
This is going to go down as one of the great cringe videos of the generation.
i think this was the greatest display of african-americanism ive ever seen, not that no other sub group would do this but not at that strata of class and wealth and prestige and publicity, mind boggling
>Keep my shazza’s name out ya frickin gob, c**t! >Calm ya breasts mate! Was a bloody G.I. Jane joke ya wienerhead… >KEEP MY SHAZZA’S NAME OUT YA FRICKIN GOB c**t! >Farrrrkinell, I’m gonna.
This his inner savage came out can you actually imagine a white man doing this no if anything they might say something to him on stage but they would not resort to physical altercation over trivial shit
Why are people pretending that Chris Rock could actually beat up Will Smith? Will has got at least 6 inches on that manlet. You can be a cuck and still be physically strong.
>Who the frick is saying that?
Literally everyone. All the oscar threads were talking up Chris Rock's "restraint" as if that homie could actually do anything even if he tried.
I'm sure the restraint they were talking about was him not roasting the homie.
All I heard was them saying he was a meek bully victim and didn't deserve it.
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, its like punching a disabled guy for talking mad shit, sure maybe he deserved a punch but what shit led him to that moment of shit talking and what do you have to lose by engaging with it? Violence is only ever praised when its an underdog situation because violence is inherently unfair.
>GI Jane reference >Nicole Brown Simpson reference
Why is this boomer stuck on mid-90's reference that everyone has forgotten, and how is he still in demand in spite of it?
Because there is a market for it. You only see your contemporaries in most forms of media, its like when people were surprised Facebook moms made up a sizeable demographic of gamers.
Oscars hosting has an active reputation of being the least popular gig in Hollywood >can't offend anyone >have to be seen as hilarious and light without offending anyone >have to be a master at both script and schedule memorization and live ad libbing >if you frick up even slightly you will be the target of mockery for the rest of the year >all this even before the last guy who did it got the shit schizo-slapped out of him
All these variables for something that has had increasingly less and less prestige and general public interest except for when it's the target of derision
>security didn't stop woll smoth >Smith was not ejected >still received an award and was allowed to speak on stage
Rock was disrespected beyond belief. Frick the Oscar's.
>alternate universe >rock makes a joke about jolie and pitts marriage >brad slaps chris
can you imagine the difference in reception lol africaamericas live in fantasy land
the august relationship was from before 9/11? and what you mean too current? its a topical show lol and the point is what would happened if a white actor slapped him
You know I can listen to someone talk ghosts and flat earth and nazis in the antarctic and keep a polite open mind but the numerology shit has to be the single most schizo stupid fricking thing to plague the conspiracy theory circles >inb4 these homosexuals break my post down to 666
>doing your job telling pre-written jokes on stage >get slapped by famous cuck >literally no one comes to your defense >slapcuck goes back to his seat and screams at you >other celebrity actors just stare googly-eyed >finish doing your job >slapcuck wins biggest acting award on the planet >slapcuck gives tearful acceptance speech >says he was defending his family >entire auditorium gives slapcuck a STANDING FRICKING OVATION >he literally just assaulted you on international television and they're all applauding him >like maybe five actors come out in support of you and the rest of the entire fricking industry pretends they didn't just watch you get hit in the face >people debate for weeks whether slapcuck was right to physically attack you for telling a joke
if i was chris rock i'd give hollywood the finger and never go back, frick them all
but at least oscars are black now!!! 93 previous white oscars where no one got on stage and assaulted the host or screamed obscenities from the front row but yay it's black now!!! progress!!!!!!!!
i think this was the greatest display of african-americanism ive ever seen, not that no other sub group would do this but not at that strata of class and wealth and prestige and publicity, mind boggling
Lol at how easily they get you guys to fall for their schemes now >this event confirms my biases, so now I believe that the oscars doesn’t have security
what bucks? you tards can't come up with a business plan for how this could possibly make anyone money. Rock had a boost in sales for his first show afterwards but that's it.
i still havent seen the slap and never will. ive avoided watching every webm, news story, and meme related to this shit. i dont care about blacks and two rich ones gayging out onstage at some israelitelywood circlejerk is a hard pass for me.
Every day, Chris Rock sounds like more of a loser compared to Will Smith. He also called him Suge Smith. If you are so rent free over Will Smith slapping you, then you are the real b***h in the situation.
Remember when IEDs turning your friends into bacon bits, suffering through prison torture, and tearing your enemy's belly open with your bare hands, led to getting diagnosed with ptsd. Now it's just a minor inconvenience at an award show jampacked with millionaires in tuxedos
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Everyone has lost their goddamned minds.
>mayne dese crackas all losst dey GOTDAMN mines!
ftfy
#OscarsSoWhite
I'm glad they were able to fix the ratings
QRD on 2019?
Black Panther, probably.
Black Panther and shit
Black Panther pandering attracted a sizeable viewership of nogs, but it was still too low.
So what were the 2022 ratings?
The frick happened here?
Black Panther
>not taking the job
>not taking the opportunity to joke about the incident and trash will and his prostitute wife for five hours
looks like will wins
I don’t understand that referenced comparison
I’m not completely familiar with that case
Some want to explain the sunglasses?
It's a bizarre analogy. Like, you can't ask Nicole Brown Simpson to do anything because she's dead these many years, and if you did ask her to go back to some restaurant where she left her glasses, she would be fine with it because she hadn't been killed yet?
For me it was lip quivering while yelling KEEP and the 2 minutes straight of him crying and sobbing like a b***h afterwards during his speech.
For me, its the long awkward walk down the stage where he looks down, grabs his coat and sort of shuffles away.
It was so wooden and weird, I don't blame people for thinking this was staged.
This is going to go down as one of the great cringe videos of the generation.
i think this was the greatest display of african-americanism ive ever seen, not that no other sub group would do this but not at that strata of class and wealth and prestige and publicity, mind boggling
Australians and Italians could do something like that.
non Hollywood types sure becuase they are power absolutes but like an italian?austrailian celeb?
on the night of thier biggest honour?
>austrailian celeb?
Russel Crowe
r u stupid Crowe wouldnt do that lol especially over a joke like that, maybe press him after the show, MAYBE
for a joke like that? shit was mad tame, maybe call a hit after the show or something mob style but outburst over that?
>Keep my shazza’s name out ya frickin gob, c**t!
>Calm ya breasts mate! Was a bloody G.I. Jane joke ya wienerhead…
>KEEP MY SHAZZA’S NAME OUT YA FRICKIN GOB c**t!
>Farrrrkinell, I’m gonna.
The slap that redpilled all 50 viewers
This his inner savage came out can you actually imagine a white man doing this no if anything they might say something to him on stage but they would not resort to physical altercation over trivial shit
He was right though. She is a bald b***h.
She has a disease though
She is the disease though.
Why are people pretending that Chris Rock could actually beat up Will Smith? Will has got at least 6 inches on that manlet. You can be a cuck and still be physically strong.
>Why are people pretending that Chris Rock could actually beat up Will Smith?
Who the frick is saying that? I've never seen anyone make that claim.
>Who the frick is saying that?
Literally everyone. All the oscar threads were talking up Chris Rock's "restraint" as if that homie could actually do anything even if he tried.
I'm sure the restraint they were talking about was him not roasting the homie.
All I heard was them saying he was a meek bully victim and didn't deserve it.
Shows lack of spine and balls. I'd still bet on Will, but it's not free money.
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, its like punching a disabled guy for talking mad shit, sure maybe he deserved a punch but what shit led him to that moment of shit talking and what do you have to lose by engaging with it? Violence is only ever praised when its an underdog situation because violence is inherently unfair.
>GI Jane reference
>Nicole Brown Simpson reference
Why is this boomer stuck on mid-90's reference that everyone has forgotten, and how is he still in demand in spite of it?
Because there is a market for it. You only see your contemporaries in most forms of media, its like when people were surprised Facebook moms made up a sizeable demographic of gamers.
Oscars hosting has an active reputation of being the least popular gig in Hollywood
>can't offend anyone
>have to be seen as hilarious and light without offending anyone
>have to be a master at both script and schedule memorization and live ad libbing
>if you frick up even slightly you will be the target of mockery for the rest of the year
>all this even before the last guy who did it got the shit schizo-slapped out of him
All these variables for something that has had increasingly less and less prestige and general public interest except for when it's the target of derision
>security didn't stop woll smoth
>Smith was not ejected
>still received an award and was allowed to speak on stage
Rock was disrespected beyond belief. Frick the Oscar's.
Yeah it definitely wasn’t a publicity stunt
I believed it was at first, but Will Smith is 100% JUSTed. He's finished. Not worth it if it was a stunt.
>alternate universe
>rock makes a joke about jolie and pitts marriage
>brad slaps chris
can you imagine the difference in reception lol africaamericas live in fantasy land
>rock makes a joke about jolie and pitts marriage
Too current a topic for Rock to comment on. He can only refer to things from before 9/11
the august relationship was from before 9/11? and what you mean too current? its a topical show lol and the point is what would happened if a white actor slapped him
He should have accepted it and trashed Will Smith for being a gigakek and they will be forced to just laugh with him.
>'OSCARS ARE TOO WHITE'
>Alright, let's change some demographics around.
>This happens
I'm not saying anything, but this is an odd coincidence.
Will smith is basically white
not anymore
He got sent to the back of the bus afterwards.
what happened to Will Smith on April 8th?
You know I can listen to someone talk ghosts and flat earth and nazis in the antarctic and keep a polite open mind but the numerology shit has to be the single most schizo stupid fricking thing to plague the conspiracy theory circles
>inb4 these homosexuals break my post down to 666
I really hope that dude stays on his meds. There's nothing more dangerous than an unrestrained schizo.
Wow he made a joke how odd
I don't blame him at all, the security did nothing to protect him. But that comparison is fricking disgusting.
>doing your job telling pre-written jokes on stage
>get slapped by famous cuck
>literally no one comes to your defense
>slapcuck goes back to his seat and screams at you
>other celebrity actors just stare googly-eyed
>finish doing your job
>slapcuck wins biggest acting award on the planet
>slapcuck gives tearful acceptance speech
>says he was defending his family
>entire auditorium gives slapcuck a STANDING FRICKING OVATION
>he literally just assaulted you on international television and they're all applauding him
>like maybe five actors come out in support of you and the rest of the entire fricking industry pretends they didn't just watch you get hit in the face
>people debate for weeks whether slapcuck was right to physically attack you for telling a joke
if i was chris rock i'd give hollywood the finger and never go back, frick them all
but at least oscars are black now!!! 93 previous white oscars where no one got on stage and assaulted the host or screamed obscenities from the front row but yay it's black now!!! progress!!!!!!!!
Lol at how easily they get you guys to fall for their schemes now
>this event confirms my biases, so now I believe that the oscars doesn’t have security
you know zero about how hollywood works if you think a security guard is going to tackle will smith at the oscars, moron
imagine a white actor hit him, anyway it doesnt matter whites won, minoritities hate minorites more than whihte people do
Security isn't allowed to touch the celebrities. Plus, they don't know if it's a surprise bit until afterwards
Is there even security around the stage? What are they expecting, Robert Deniro to climb onto it like a concert stage?
celebrity actors just stare googly-eyed
Were you just expecting Jim Gaffigan or some shit to walk up and beat the shit out of Will to avenge Chris?
I wonder if viewership went up for G.I. Jane on streaming services after the slap.
comedians are always huge pussies.
Someone needs to slap him again
>I'm tired of the shit! TIDE TIDE TIDE Motherfrickers don't know how to act
Why didn't Chris just make a comparison to the Source Awards joke?
>surname is Rock
>get rocked
I don't understand, why would Nicole Brown Simpson get PTSD from going back to the restaurant? Nothing bad happened to her there.
prepping to sue will? I hope so.
Why would he any to host an event honouring scripted entertainment? An SJW invention celebrating lies that never happened
Fake slap for israelitebucks? Shekels? Hmmmm
This board is low, low energy. Obviously fake and astroturfed.
Frick off Ivan. Blue board .
Go blow it out your ass you homosexual israelite.
what bucks? you tards can't come up with a business plan for how this could possibly make anyone money. Rock had a boost in sales for his first show afterwards but that's it.
>Rock had a boost in sales for his first show afterwards but that's it.
Every show is sold out, while will has a youtube.com channel run by his wife.
i still havent seen the slap and never will. ive avoided watching every webm, news story, and meme related to this shit. i dont care about blacks and two rich ones gayging out onstage at some israelitelywood circlejerk is a hard pass for me.
>being slapped in public is comparable to being murdered
its been months Black person get over it
Frick cuck smith. He's done.
>compares his slap to Nicole Brown Simpson
Will Smith did nothing wrong. I hope Chris gets punched next time and ends up with a broken jaw.
Every day, Chris Rock sounds like more of a loser compared to Will Smith. He also called him Suge Smith. If you are so rent free over Will Smith slapping you, then you are the real b***h in the situation.
Remember when IEDs turning your friends into bacon bits, suffering through prison torture, and tearing your enemy's belly open with your bare hands, led to getting diagnosed with ptsd. Now it's just a minor inconvenience at an award show jampacked with millionaires in tuxedos