Dana Carvey

His impressions aren't nearly as good as he thinks they are

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    post the picture of him in his turtle outfit watching 9/11 live

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His quint from Jaws is spot on.

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    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's funny

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    turtle

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His George Bush was good enough that on a white house visit Bush would have Carvey call in his secret service guards using his voice.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well isn't that just special

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey guys remember choppin broccoli
    >yea that was great let's talk about that for 20 minutes

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude is a legend.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, never saw this skit before. God, that era of SNL was the best.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His George Bush impression is easily the best in the history of SNL. Even if all of his other impressions sucked he still deserves the praise he gets for that alone.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    same with jay mohr

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name 5 people who are better than him at impressions.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Darrell Hammond

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bill Hader.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, Kevin Spacey.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Example?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not that guy but Spacey is a great impressionist. His Jack Lemmon is fantastic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Darrell Hammond
      Chris Parnell
      Beck Bennet
      Cecily Strong
      Lindsay Lohan

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lindsay Lohan
        Are you referring to when she lost her fucking mind for a while and followed a muslim woman and tried to take the child from her while saying "Dooont fuck PAKI-STAN! Shaloh HALOH! PAKI-STAAAN" in the thickest fake middle eastern accent she could muster before being knocked on her ass for following her? This is all on camera by the way.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would delete every Dana Carvey appearance in history to get one more prime LiLo SNL show.

          >but anon what's that got to do with impersonations
          Impersonations are shit-tier humor anyway.
          TITS > all.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Prime Lindsay is TOP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frank Caliendo was the GOAT sketch comedy impressionist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chevy Chase as President Ford

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the matter? Are they not turtley enough for you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/02fnjYK.jpg

      His impressions aren't nearly as good as he thinks they are

      >Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club. Turtle, turtle, turtle!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this made boomers piss and shid their pants with laughter

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          especially during 9/11

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this shit fucking annihilated my sides as a kid, genuinely the most I've ever laughed in my fucking life. Don't know what I saw back then

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This always looked like cringe incarnate

        this shit fucking annihilated my sides as a kid, genuinely the most I've ever laughed in my fucking life. Don't know what I saw back then

        master of disguise is top kino

        Actually retards. Age is no excuse.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's funny. quoted it with friends and family for years. maybe it's not marvel-quippy enough for you

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            HOYA GOTTA DANCE

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WTC gets hit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This movie was very forgettable. I thi k I saw a few tv spots for it back when it first came out and then I just kind of memory holed it. Years later I caught it on TV late at night and realized I hadn't dreamed up its existence.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay fauchi

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot 2023 take: Dana Carvey was never funny

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funnier than carlin.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        rent free

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Carlin was also never funny

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aren't nearly as good as he thinks they are
    How do you know how good he thinks they are?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I could do Jimmy Stewart or Cary Grant half as well as him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A Jimmy Stewart impression is just a less retarded sounding Don Knotts by the way and Dana knows this

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    master of disguise is top kino

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's james quall

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back Church Lady!

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His impression of Tom Brokaw was good

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  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turtle club
    >become another person

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's the Carsenio show

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dana was the greatest SNL cast memember for doing the opening sketch

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    true but he paved the way for zoomer comedians such as, well there's...uh...well let's just say no one was ever funny to cope with an entire generation of talentless tiktokers spamming lame dances as desperate cries for attention.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok who’s the better impressionist then, Dana Carvey OR Jim Carey? Both were inspired by Rich Little and so was Martin Short too.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listening to his podcast with Spade as we speak. His Trump is nowhere near as good as Gillis, but his classic impressions like Bush and Lorne sound amazing. My personal favorite impression of all time is Will Sasso doing Jesse Ventura. There's a clip of him and Bryan Callen and he sounds so much like him it's uncanny. Oh and Soder does a killer Macho Man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will Sasso was a generational talent and could have been a lot bigger than he was. Imagine Will taking some of the roles Kevin James has had.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. He's way too talented to be where he's at in his career. His Seagal and Fred Durst sketches on Mad are hilarious.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dana is one of those SNL people who are always funnier when they are in a sketch that they did not write nor star in.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this character would still allowed on TV. It falls in line with a particular agenda.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robert Smigel probably wrote that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn't be interesting. Metrosexuals have been normalized

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His impression of the McLaughlin Group guy was the best one. Also he was the best kind of impressionist where his impressions weren’t accurate at all and more just like zany cartoon characters

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smigel took a similar approach to impressions when did those clutch cargo impressions on Conan, smigel said as much that he basically went for the Dana Carvey school of impressions to just turn the impression into an insane caricature

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay the first one got me, and if I saw it in the 90s I'd probably think it was the funniest thing of all time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >His impression of the McLaughlin Group guy was the best one.

      Forgot about those and am watching them now, I am laughing over here..

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fake commercials are the best SNL sketches.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me its Carsenio. It’s like night and day how much funnier SNL was in the 90s compared to now where it’s pretty much dogshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hartman and Carvey are pretty much the top 2 SNL cast members, maybe Eddie Murphy is number 3

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chris Parnell is so underrated.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol I dunno why this sketch came to mind when you mentioned him

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is. One of the greatest straight men in the biz in my opinion. His part in the Natalie Portman rap video makes it work just as much as the actual song does. His delivery and timing is always great.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He’s the only good character in Rick and Morty

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is easy to forget that SNL was funny at some point.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol they even had him do a Frank Zappa impression

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Dana Carvey Show was based (imagine this sketch airing today

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time there's a new movie coming out with Sam Rockwell in it, I always think it's Dana Carvey until I see the credits.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHOPPIN BROCCOLI!

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he shoulda done more movies, i always liked this one as a kid but it seems like nobody today remembers it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I rented this so many times from blockbuster as a kid. I absolutely loved it. 10/10 taste.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would anyone rent the same movie more than once instead of just having two VCRs and bootlegging every movie you rent?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A second VCR cost five times the price of three thousand weekly rentals. People don't understand how much outsourced labor progressively brought down the cost of consumer goods from their peak. They look at very recent inflation rates and think it only reduced affordability overall.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I talk to people nowadays that don't realize how much home movies and cartridges cost back then. Which is why renting was so huge in the first place. Close to a hundred dollars for a tape or a 64 game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, it didn't, Clean Slate came out in 1994 when a VCR cost about as much as buying one high end porn VHS or renting 10 movies.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me its Hans and Franz

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FYI, this was Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman and Jan Hooks debut sketch and the first sketch featuring the then new cast who saved SNL in 1986 (this was after Lorne worked extra hard to find a good cast after NBC was super close to cancelling the show for good after the awful season before it with Randy Quaid, Anthony Michael Hall and Robert Downey Jr) you could tell right off the bat this cast was gonna be legends

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this retarded Dana Carvey and Jon Lovitz sketch with John Malkovich has been stuck in my head for 20+ years since i saw it on Comedy Central SNL reruns in the 2000s

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOT GONNA DO IT! WOULDNT BE PRUDENT!

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    his Ross Perot was the funniest political impression SNL ever had

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the best one was Perot in the car with Hartman as his senile running mate, not sure why israeliteTube dont got that one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel @ Sandler doing his Weekend Update "now gimmie some candy" shtick here

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the days Comedy Central would rerun his standup special constantly I swear I watched it every time I haven’t seen it in like 20 years but feel like I can still memorize half of it

    Anytime a Sting song comes on the radio, I often think about the one bit from this about Sting breaking the news to his buddies at the bar that he now wants to be called Sting and they react with, FUCK OFFFFF! NOW GO GET US MORE BEER, GORDON!”

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nice breeze tonaht

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay how every CHICKEN MAKE A LOUSY HOUSE PET! sketch with his Chinese guy character has been scrubbed from the Internt lol based Shane made him do the impression the SNL podcast a few weeks ago

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didnt he used play drums in a band for real? He always seemed like he could play whenever they’d have him do it in sketches once in a while, I’m pretty sure I remember a sketch where the Church Lady was on drums with Danny DeVito singing Christmas songs or something

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