DANE?

DANE?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jack Nicholson crossed with Christian Slater crossed with a bloated dead pigs head crossed with The Devil from Legend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vicious circle is a classic stand up special

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    twins

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does their hair always start to look like doll hair after they do this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How long until he surgically attaches fingers to bring back super finger

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A very sad rise and fall

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dane Cook, 50, is engaged to Kelsi Taylor, 23

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasnt he big in the early 00's? How does a 23 yr old even know about him?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the same reason i know about jim carry

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dane Cook made his ex commit suicide?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dane Cook wasn't in The Mask you liar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He’s white. She’s brown. You’d be shocked how easy it is to pull top tier brown or Asian pussy even for an absolutely mediocre white man.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's called a tan you pasty white autist. Try leaving your house and maybe you'll get one too. Dumb frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that head is huge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He needs to style his hair better and use a lighter colored dye.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, his head is like four times the size of hers...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's like his head is stretching in real time.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tried to block Patrice from going on Opie and Anthony
    frick this dude forever

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for the redditor to post the reddit video

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dane cook did a movie with dennis rodman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wish he went out like Halyna Hutchins.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers will never understand how big Dane Cook was

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how big was he

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was a big guy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Checked
        Dude had a standup special in all black that made all the girls wet because as soon as his manic energy was bordering on obnoxious he’d show off his muscles and flail around. You had to be there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was big for like 3 months because of fan made halo clips using bits from his stand up

      He never broke into any major film or television role

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol were you even old enough to remember?
        he didnt need to, dude was EVERYWHERE for a year

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah everywhere on YouTube for a year

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            zoomer detected
            youtube wasnt like it is now, kid

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Youtube was huge in 2007 senpai
              The same year Dane Cook was popular and then faded away into irrelevance

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kid, he was selling out stadiums and had multiple movies.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps he's wondering why you would ignore a man before removing him from you top 8

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dude just age naturally. Why do people think looking like a bloated goblin from hell is better than just looking old?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    carlos mencia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what's the difference between a israelite and a canoe?
      >the canoe will eventually tip

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Dane Cook.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that the only reason he's hated is because he (was) attractive and that is offensive to ugly people who resorted to comedy for socuial approval

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you ever get that money back from your brother?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        happy to say im not autistic enough to know who or what you're referring to

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I know all about why he's hated
          >I don't know anything else about him
          >I'm not autistic
          Ahh, finally. The Dane Cook audient.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            well thats exactly it. he and his audience are hated because they're relatively well adjusted people that are amused easily. and this infuriates the ugly downtrodden men that look up to "comedians" who are basically just raging incels. reminder louis locked women in his hotel room and pulled his dick out. interracial breeding grounds

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You will never be a comic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know comics, you do not want to be one trust me

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bogworld is real

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do i increase my head size like dane cook? in awe of this dudes head.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed Employee of the Month

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